Imagine if Stats!

>>713539732 (OP)
BOOBA

>>713539732 (OP)
>Artist is a troon
Why am I not surprised?

>>713539732 (OP)
Sunset Shimmer

>>713540029
>Why am I not surprised?
No idea, considering how the girl has big tits and isn't conventionally unattractive.

>>713539732 (OP)
Wouldn't it be crazy if when you died all embarrassing and stupid shit you did got flashed in front of you as a reminder of how much of a fuck up you are? Not to say that you only did bad stuff, but that's the only stuff that will be show, because whoever is on the other side and runs things really hates you.

>>713540737
silly anon, there's nothing when the last wave of darkness hits you.

>Fell in love with at least 30 strangers
Slut

>>713540737
you get a reminder of all the cringe shit you did and how much potential you had
then it all fades to black, forever.

Stats are great. What are some games with stats?

>>713540737
that happens to me every time i close my eyes im used to it

>die
>the last thing you see is social media
Grim as fuck

>>713539732 (OP)
>2134.5 sexings
Disgusting, sex should be purely for reproduction, not some sort of hobby

>>713540737
Whoa edgy.
What scathing insight shotgunned at absolute randos.

>>713540737
It doesn't phase me. Not because I have no shame but its pretty much a natural part of everyones life. Even the people who have admonished you or that you admire have done stupid shit or said embarrassing nonsense.

>>713539732 (OP)
Honestly, seeing all the times I almost died without knowing it would be pretty cool.

>>713540737
In a sense, "dying without regrets" is the ultimate achievement and the real meaning of life, this would be a pretty mean move from Existence itself.

How come you know this comic was made by a middle-aged fat woman, without ever having seen the creator.

I'd say tail-end Gen-X, early anime fan.

>banal, non-original thought they lifted from somewhere else
>not even portrayed in a particularly novel way
>but has an overly detailed OC overreacting in the corner as they lecture you
my least favourite style of comic

>had sex 21345 times
is such a thing even possible

>>713542665
because these comics were trendy 10-15 years ago

>>713541172
Clearly this fertility godess was doing her part, then.

>>713542802
Googles says that numbers equal 889 days and 9 hours.
So having sex once a day, it is possible.

>>713540737
Who gives a fuck? You're dead.

>>713539732 (OP)
>Had a crush on you
>Times fantasized about
Haha...

>>713540029
I immediately clocked that the artist was a troon. Women don't draw female characters like this, especially not their self-inserts. The art style reeks of porn addiction and autogynephilia.

>wouldn't it be great if even after you die they didn't let you move on
no, I don't think it would

>>713543020
oh I see, that's not that much I suppose

>>713539732 (OP)
>2134,5

>>713539732 (OP)
>2134,5

>>713542872
Isn't it bit sad that someone makes a genuine comic without a hint of irony and sarcasm, and everyone starts piling up on them saying it's cringe and throwing general insults?
I guess to many anons, being honest and "unironic"(what a fucking retarded term) is embarrassing and should be made fun of.

I miss when back in day on the internet you could just express honestly how much you like something or make fun stuff. Now you get called a shill or cringe or woke or whatever.
Everyone is so jaded and hides behind irony, only expressing their negative emotions on the internet. Otherwise people pile up on them and tells them to stop being so embarrassing and cringe.

>>713543371
or maybe it's just an unironically bad comic

>>713543371
I think the comic in the OP is ok but I'm also 31 years old.

>>713540737
>go to anime con with a friend who's a dad
>go to a booth, buy a few stickers, chat with the vendor
>buddy comes up looking for a certain character because his daughter wanted one
>find it, but it's ecchi with a focus on her feet
>say "Oh they have one, but it's not that good. We should look for something better"
>vendor just stares at me
>immense dread as i'm apologizing

>>713539732 (OP)
heh

>>713539732 (OP)
Sounds like hell for people who had shitty lives
>first person who fantasized about you: your uncle who raped you!

>>713543648
based

>>713540737
I hope that instead, all the happy moments I had in my life flash before me.
Would take less time and I could go on into nothingness.

>>713543370
>>713543306
>a child is like half a person
>trans people then to groom children
>tranny artist

>>713540737
>>713539732 (OP)
Bonus thought: most of these people aren't even religious, so what's the point?
Cringe about your life, then cease existing so it doesn't matter anyway? Wow.

>>713543020
>So having sex once a day, it is possible
Even when assuming you'd have a willing person every day, it just isn't possible. No one can have sex every single for more than one week without breaking their dicks or something.

>>713540029
Fact you know and/or checked is worrying

>>713542802
I don't know what the other anon even looked up, but if you divide that into 365 days for a year, you get almost 60 years. So you'd have to do it every day for 60 years to reach that. Even if you assume a few days you get more than one in, that's a long time career of whoring it up, or a very dedicated long term relationship.

>>713544276
Explain how I've beaten off every day for 20 years, then.

>>713540914
>no births
Kuso game

>>713539732 (OP)
This was a robot chicken sketch

>>713543539
If you had an ounce of testosterone, you'd realize that insulting some vendor in front of his stand is an alpha male move. Instead of cucking out, you should've taken it in stride.

>>713544276
ONCE a day is 100% doable even for women

>>713539732 (OP)
>>713540029
>overly-sexualized female character
>artist is a dude or a "dude" (subhuman tranimal)
Every time.

>>713540029
Because there's no reason for the tubmlr tier character with fat tits is so prominent in every single panel to the point that they take up more space than the stats that the comic is about. It's just pure wank and fetish material.

>times cucked
2

>>713545546
Only twice? Gatta pump those numbers up baby!

>>713540716
Since when did you get the impression troons don't like hot women? They liked them so much they decided to become one (porn addiction).
Feminists are the ones responsible for all the ugly character shit nowadays.

>>713539732 (OP)
I have legit thought this and it irks me that I will (probably) never know these stats

>>713543648
>scraps of clothing lasting 1000 years
Somehow I doubt the average modern person will be nearly as well preserved as a mummy and the clothes xhe was buried in will turn to dust.

>>713543962
So she groomed 4269 kids, gotcha.

>>713545992
Same. The one that really sticks with me is total volume urinated. That thought has popped into my head while in the bathroom a not-insignificant number of times

>wouldn't it be great that when you die you had to sit through a lot of bullshit
Please just let me burn in hell

>>713546532
Laughed

>>713546608
That's why you're forced to endure the bullshit.

>>713539732 (OP)
The entire point of this comic is so someone sees the 2k+ sex havings and calls >her a whore.

>>713547048
That number isn't that strange if you were 14 years in to a happy marriage.
Betting he isn't.

>>713539732 (OP)
>Randomly popped in someone's thoughts: 3869 times

That's a comically low estimation of that number.

>>713543648
Look how hard he can pee.

>>713539732 (OP)
Why are all the stats about relationships and nothing else. Doesn't the average normie do anything besides socialize all the time? No hobbies or anything?

>>713540914
what game?

>>713547551
It's almost like troons' entire ideology revolves around sex...

>>713547551
a troon made it, so a gooner made it

>>713547478
especially if you compare it to the number of times she had sex

>>713539732 (OP)
I swear like a few thousand people came up with this idea independently. I was talking with my friends about it in like 2004.

>>713545756
They don't. Trannies only "like" hot women if the context (such as a glamourised self-insert in a webcomic, in this case) allows them to deceive people, like using them as an avatar to portray themselves as attractive. That's why known tranny dens like r/GCJ are so outspoken about their hatred of attractive women in video games: attention is being directed towards characters in the vacuum of only their canonical depiction —outside of the milieu of the Discord servers, Patreon pages and YouTube channels wherein the tranny would actually directly benefit off an artificial association with their "avatar" (which they are likely considerably more ugly than in reality). It's a combination of subconscious jealousy and an urge to eliminate the perceived "competition".

>>713548483
they're really transparent about it too if you look at their post history for any amount of time (at the risk of being subject to class-b cognitohazards requiring eyebleach treatment)

>>713547525

>>713549047
apparently I'm stupid, meant for >>713548590

>>713539732 (OP)
St. Peter does this

>>713543371
How new are you that you don't remember us laughing at laser cheese?

>>713548590
It's not that deep retrd, they hate women because they're incels, as shrimple as that.

>>713543648
With all the social problems surrounding transsexuals, I do wonder how they would be treated and how society would react if we had the technology to miraculously swap genders without consequences.
Would they be more accepted as they would actually be turned into the opposite gender, or would it still be shunned because it still has an origin in mental problems?
If it were as simple as taking a pill and changing over night, how many guys would fuck their best friends like in some hentai?
How it changes social and cultural perceptions for gender rolls would be interesting.

>>713549690
I think the only way for it to not be icky, is mind uploading to a female robo body

>>713549690
Most people would probably try it for a week then realise the opposite gender has just as many problems as their old one and switch back.

>>713550159
yeah. its easy to say 'with my hot female body and my male mind i'd be unstoppable'. but then you suddenly start getting icked out by most the men around you and you realize you're as much a slave to your desires as a woman as you are a man.

i'd prefer the evils i was born with

>>713549690
>I do wonder how they would be treated and how society would react if we had the technology to miraculously swap genders without consequences.
Well, it would be as normal as a name change, no?

>>713548590
How come trannies nerf Character Creation to not make curvy women?

>>713539732 (OP)
>had sex 2134.5

Aside from being a literal whore, how do you have 0.5 sex?

>>713549240
We were wrong to laugh about laser cheese thoughbeit

>>713539732 (OP)
Wouldn't it be crazy that when you die all your Steam achievements are displayed besides of you.
Like having your profile set on public, but its really just your Steam profile and you can't hide it.

>>713540914
>ESL First Experience
I feel like I played this.
Did this have an absolute dogshit mtl? Probably dropped it early on.

>>713552221
lol tiny head

>>713539732 (OP)
>had a crush on you
>19
>had sex
>2134.5
>times fantasized about
>136
classic tranny delusions

>>713552365
I'm fairly certain it's not MTL. It's pretty good imo, decent art and nice scenes overall.
>>713547632
PRINCESS GO ROUND
>>713544573
Sometimes it be like that.

YOU CAN ALL STOP STARING NOW

>>713542926
kek

>>713551904
I know that sounds surprising to some, but 2134 isn't even that unrealistic for normal women. Anons forget that some people in relationship have regular sex too. This is only like every 5th day in 30 years of an active sex life.

I'm reading bald's book right now and I'm genuinely curious

What was the "current apocalypse" in 2006? The book came out in January 2006 and he was acting like something way worse was happening at the time than Y2K and I was alive then and don't remember what it was

>>713549690
They would be like those deaf nutters that think cochlear implants are cultural genocide.

>>713539732 (OP)
When you die you just go back to being dirt. The Lion King is unironically right. You go back to the gras, the grass back to other aninals, and so on. Until you're that human sperm again and revived as a sentient being.
It might take hundreds of years for you to revive as a human.

>>713551904
Blowjobs are half I guess?

>>713551904
Someone who couldn't finish. Probably a grandpa, one of her clients.

>>713553843
he was probably feeling the effects of the war in the middle east, fatigue of Bush jr's presidency, or knew the horrors of 2007 were coming

>>713539732 (OP)
>Had sex
>Over 2000
I feel like even Normies don't have this much sex

>>713555267
I vividly remember an episode of Will & Grace where Grace's relationship with Woody Harrelson was strained after they compared notes and realized

>she's had sex with 18 different guys in her life, a total of about 100 times
>he's had sex with 4 different women in his life, a total of about 2,000 times

>>713539732 (OP)
Amount of times perceived as a male
Amount of suicide attempts

>>713549690
even with magic pills to swap sexes 100% convincingly, theyd still be unhinged batshit retards
none of their problems would be solved and theyd still kill themselves

>>713550816
Reminds me of that chick from Save a fox who killed herself. Shit sucks.

>>713555867
Sorry that happens to you

>>713557305
Yeah the real issue is that most transsexuals have underlying mental issues that aren't being solved. They think just suddenly becoming a girl will solve everything and when they're still depressed and anxious they end up killing themselves because it was supposed to fix everything damnit.

>>713546167
You think our mostly plastic clothes won't last an eternity when buried? lmao

>>713539732 (OP)
Why did she go partial SSJ1 in panel 3?