Thread 713545762

Is this true?

>>713545762 (OP)
Legendary Edition is so fucking ugly.

For me however, it's Jack

>>713545762 (OP)
Yes. Asari semenmancy remains unmatched in the universe.

>>713545762 (OP)
>*cuts away to an Arnoldthehero animation*

>>713545818
that's the original you dumbfuck

>>713545762 (OP)
Asaris have been known to turn honest, God-fearing human men into sex predators. I'd advise you to stay away!

>>713545818
Contrarian retard.

>>713545762 (OP)
most of the asari are pretty ugly desu

>>713545762 (OP)
Futa Liara is my wife

>>713545818
that's the original kek

>>713547958
baaaased

>>713545762 (OP)
They were designed to be sexy blue alien girls, everything else about them is just window dressing.

>>713545762 (OP)
I think it's quite healthy

>>713545762 (OP)
Other way around.

Highly ironic considering how hard they tried to push the blue whore onto the player character

>>713548969
She's the canon romance

>>713549028
Casey in point.

>>713545762 (OP)
Said the human fetishist.

Do you even penetrate Asari? It sounds like they have mind sex with you and you get satifisted

>>713546208
>>713548065
No it isn’t. Why lie?

>>713549307
You can do both, probably at the same time
You can get an intense orgasm from having your brain tickled at the same as you're getting your balls drained

>>713549405
EA shills.

>>713549028
>canon choices
>in an RPG
You are part of the problem.

>>713549307
>he doesn't know about azure

>>713550774
The ME fanbase is retarded and unironically gets mad if you don’t make their preferred choices.

>>713548969
They didn't need to push...

>>713549441
I wonder if they have a semen dispenser system, or if it goes directly to their digestive system. Has to be dispenser or they could get poisoned when mating with incompatible lifeforms.

>>713545762 (OP)
liara cute

>>713549307
they have bagina who knows if it's the same kind of bagina though.
they at least have a birthing canal

>>713551182
They've been "uplifted" by a notorious species of meddlers so it's not guaranteed. But they were made from some creatures that have naturally evolved so perhaps they have the same largely rudimentary system that contributes to arousal.

>>713545762 (OP)
Honestly I think the asari look ugly. Quarians are more interesting. Asari are just too humanlike to the point their alienness just comes off as gross

>>713551834
>asari are too human-like
Quarians are more, they even have human hair.

>>713551834
Human characters outside of scanned Shepard look ugly

They're gonna butcher her so bad in whatever they're naming the new ME games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPSR7tCg_ls