Thread 713548231

ITT: We discuss the galaxy's sexiest bounty hunter

built for BWC

Fuck you

she's hotter in the suit

>>713549270
I didn't know Samus was in Brown Dust 2.

>tfw another day spent jerking off to Samus BBC porn
Is there any way to stop this?

>>713549775
Start watching american porn instead, ya damn commie

>>713549775
sister jerking off is an extremely transphobic term, please say gooning next time

shut up with the queer shit and post more pics

post the giantess animation.

>>713549775
just turn your brain off and follow your instincts, be yourself

>>713548303
Krillin...

>>713551646
>smash heels
get out

AGP thread YAY!

>>713552234
i do want to be samus

>>713552234
>>>/a/

>>713553993
I wonder how old this image is.

>>713554058
I've been on /v/ since 2007

sAGPmus

>>713548269
Why did you set Metroid to Wombo?

>none of the 3dcg porn uses her actual face
>all some other character in a blue spandex suit
sad to see

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14207276/1/Fan-Story-Samus-Aran-X-Kieran

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14381935/1/Fan-Story-Samus-Aran-X-Kieran-2

Opinions on my commissions? I think the second is better but they both offer something different.

Sybb thread

SHE'S A REAL PARTY ANIMAL

>>713555637
>>713555645
>>713556027
>>713556036
I was wondering why weren't you spamming your guy x eve in stellar blade threads LMAO so it really was the Samus tranny

samus only loves asian boys

>>713556343
Sybb is also the one spamming horse porn in tomb raider threads because xe is still mad at laras popularity

>>713556695
Sounds like she's a dominatrix

this is what Samus canonically looks like. she's no gooner anime bimbo. she's an average looking woman in her mid 30s.
any objections?

>>713556860
I still love her

>>713556852
not at all

>>713548231 (OP)
How many alien babies has she given birth to?

>>713556434
>>713556815
>>713556903
She fits for a bull

I want to be her so much....

Imagine being actual girl and cosplaying Samus...

>>713557076
gigabased shotadom enjoyer

>>713557345
Soon, I will be a girl.

>>713557393
Boys can't become girls.

>>713556860
The only actual attractive pic itt. It makes me happy that anime gooners will all die off because they are incapable of attraction to real women.

>>713557505
Guess who's gonna be virgin forever

>>713556860
>>713557538
She looks like shit like some supermarket cashier

i like her dance
https://youtu.be/1sn9WRAXklo?si=cfcjSEitDfdAkHj8

is she a bounty hunter or just a space sociopath?
>shows up
>wipes out all native life species
>wipes out all invasive life species
>blows up minimum of one (1) planet in solar system
>flies away and does it again next week

>>713551469
agreed. It's a kink, unless you're schizophrenic or under the age of 5 you know the difference between fiction and reality

>>713557631
me?

>>713557631
Both of us?

>>713557643
Yeah, she was never meant to be a looker. Kinda like her main inspiration.
Sorry if that puts a dent into your autogynephilic fantasies, fucking freak.

>>713556860
So... what's the downside?

>>713557991
holy shit it's the chick from ghostbusters

>>713557549
>Doing this with your kid

A bit sussy no?

>>713557991
>siggy
>not a looker
you can just say you're gay, anon, we dont care

>>713556860
Metroid is a Japanese franchise. Retro's Samus is a fraud.

>>713555168
>straight girly shota rimming
beyond based, need moar

this >>713548231 (OP) samus becomeing my wife but doing this >>713557367

>>713548231 (OP)
For me it's X3D.

>>713558582
So did you like both?

>>713555168
gonna read them later but from premise alone i prefer the 2nd.
i hate when samus is portrayed as a dominatrix, and cold/cruel. at least the author admits it's ooc lol.

>>713558817
God I love seeing her fucking other men