I wanted to check Steam Charts to make fun of the numbers but couldnt even find it LOL

Nice "GOTY" youve got there, most people wont even play it

>>713550289 (OP)
What will Fart Sniffman blame next for the failure of his movie? French people?

>>713550289 (OP)
I want to see her naked

PC will probably get it in a year.
At least that's how it worked with the first Death Stranding.

we've moved from steam charts threads to threads complaining about a lack of steam chart threads
this game is probably dogshit like the first one was btw

No GTA 6 either
cant wait to pirate both

>>713550716
I'm sorry your last attempt at a thread failed

>>713550289 (OP)
it's on PC and mobile devices already though, you just need to launch youtube

i like how kojima started filling his games with hollywood actors around the same time that hollywood movies became irredeemably shit

guys whole existence seems to revolve around hollywood movies and now they are all a complete waste of time

>>713551592
Yes but if its not even released then i cant make the thread for fucks sake

>OP outright admits he's just making a shitty rage bait thread
>Still gets replies
Fuck is wrong with you people?

>>713550753
>craving sloppy seconds after slit-eyed midget
Let me guess -- youre not white

>>713550289 (OP)
I didn't even play the 1st one but being a professional faggot like this has to get exhausting after a while, no?

>>713550289 (OP)
That means 0 people play it :^)

Everything about what you said is so fucking pathetic, and I don't give a fuck about this game. You are the vermin making this shithole unusuable. Kill yourself.

most quintessential /v/ post, pc newfag retard tries to ragebait but doesn't understand timed exclusives, still tries to ragebait

>>713550716
Kojima is like george lucas, they do their best work when people above them have some control over them. They work best with constraints, when they have total creative control they just make retarded crap that's a meme.

>>713554267
>Kojima is like george lucas
He wishes he was, he's like Zack Snyder

>>713554232
Whats the point of a timed exclusive for a game like this? This game would need to do some real convincing for me to consider playing it just in general, why the fuck would anyone think id play it in inconvenient way on some console LMAO

>>713554232
Building a great $1500 - $2000 PC and then portbegging for console games has been the PC mindset for like 20 years. Still alive and well, as seen with OP.

>>713550289 (OP)
PC fanboys are easily the worst platform warring faction in video game culture. Exhibit A this thread and /g/ and /v/ every hour of the hour. Blatantly the most prolific brand fanboyism tribal monkeys of games, PC audience.

All is missing is a link to /r/PCMR /r/GCJ and the 3rd world PC shitststain abortion pirat_nation. And the most profound, saddest, bunch of them is the Steam brand lifestyle fanboy who chest pounds the loudest even though they haven't even outsold the N-Gage or Ouya. Have fun with your disturbingly low quality PC platform warring thread OP. Hook me up with your blog when you make another here or on /g/ for more PC fanboyism.

>>713554564
>PC fanboys are easily the worst platform warring faction in video game culture. Exhibit A this thread and /g/ and /v/ every hour of the hour. Blatantly the most prolific brand fanboyism tribal monkeys of games, PC audience.
Im simply baffled that someone in 2025 releases a game and makes it not available on the main platform

LIke whats the point of releasing it then?

>>713550289 (OP)
have to get the thirdie snoyim bux before getting even more double dippers later on pc

>>713554547
there have been threads about people getting a ps5 for this or gta for a while

>>713554635
You will not play GTA6 on your PC until 2029. You will be 56 years old, a grown man, crying about console exclusives on 4chan and social media. Because your fanboy preferred platform, PCMR, does not have GTA6 or Death Stranding 2 on release year. Stay strong in that circlejerk you live in with your fellow balding PC platform warring faction.

>>713554635
The game was funded by sony retard

>>713554551
>begging

Spam us with your trash more like.
>pic related
How fkn many versions of TLOU does Steam have now?
Considering the sales, doesnt look like people want that slop.

The only console ports people want are Demons Souls and Bloodborne, because both run like shit on console.

>>713554547
the PS5 doesn't exactly have many exclusives and the ones they do have are terrible

obviously DS2 is terrible too but the marketable kind of terrible

>>713555406
It's been true forever. Your portbegging for console games is only matched by Nintendies begging for....every game?

Death Stranding 1 was a big success on PC. Game was awesome and everyone liked it. I'm sure 2 will be the same.
BUT, that doesn't mean that fans want to read you post
>lmao that game trash bruh who even wants this haha??
for 3 years before it comes to Steam. Hopefully it's like 18 months.

PC Chads, we'll get to play it with nicer graphics in 12 months...

t-thanks for beta testing

>Portbegging
>PC fanboy
>55 year old
When's GTA6 coming on PC?

>>713556473
rather play pathologic 3 which will come out before then and will be made by actual artists

>>713556375
>everyone liked it
not even everone in this thread likes it, get your delulus checked.
It was one of the most mixed games, to ever get mixed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujcC1_Ur9RY

>>713556473
the only ones who worry about "waiting for a year" are retards anyway
call me back when exclusives are real and i will care

>>713556708
Not talking about reviewers and whoever, but people that bought and played it.
Pretending like Death Stranding is some weirdo japanese art game walking sim only made for a select few is wrong.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1850570/DEATH_STRANDING_DIRECTORS_CUT/

92%, and that's not even counting the PCfriends who had rigs that couldn't run it. The other few % are people who got bored and went back to real MP games.

>>713550289 (OP)
>another walking simulator but now with b-list hollywood stars
I'm going to be buying MGS Delta and the new Silent Hill game instead.

>>713558867
I have a child's penis by the way. Forgot to include that in the post

>>713558583
>30k reviews
phantom pain is at 70k reviews, wonder how many DS2 will end up having after a few years.

>Wait so this thing isnt even on Steam? LMAO

>>713559045
Why are you kojidrones always thinking about penises?

i still haven't played the first one
see how much of a fuck i give about being timed exclusived

>>713555351
So?

>>713554551
>>713556375
>portbegging
None of the Snoy games sell well even on console lol. And when they do come to PC, they sell like dogshit. No one cares about playing exclusive shit anymore.

>>713550289 (OP)
>pay $12 to see a movie
>pay $70 to play a movie that is a "game"
lmao

>>713560531
at least the movie only wastes 2 hours of your time too

>>713560417
>why did the console manufacturer who made the game make it exclusive
Mystery of the ages

>>713554267
>when people above them have some control over them
people keep saying this shit
but what has konami done without Kojima?
what has disney done without Lucas?
the answer is the same
garbage

call me when they make diaper stranding on the poop

>>713556593
Wouldn't you rather play DS2 where you can larp as a Fedex guy after a long day of being a Fedex guy? Plus DS2 has Actual Graphics.

>>713552364
>furfag avatar
didn't read

>>713562518
not to give a kojima hater a good point, but think of it like a bottle and cap

with the bottle and no cap, it just spills everywhere
with the cap and no bottle, you can't do anything with it
you need both to co-exist

>>713558867
>New game
>no thanks, i'll buy unreal engine 5 remakes instead
i don't have to worry about you infecting the gene pool but i will anyways

>>713550289 (OP)
Tried to do the same thing with Mario kart and lol no steam chart results there either

>>713550289 (OP)
PC cuck cope thread

>>713565464
ahem

WHORE

>>713554313
This is actually really accurate.

>>713552364
She didn't have sex with Kojima. She only dates whites.
t. Sad Mexican

>no pc version, don't care
>heh thanks for beta testing
>b-but it will be better on PC anyway
>PC when???
the usual timeline of copeism

>>713550289 (OP)
is it just me or does she llook like she has down syndrome?

I never beat the first one. I do plan on it, but meh. When i think back to it i just remember endless gloom, barely understanding the story, and not liking the characters being real people. I did find delivering comfy but most of it is kinda negative looking back

>>713568041
the wait-station

>>713550289 (OP)
Nasty escaped lip filler lips

>>713550289 (OP)
Wont be playing this. The first one felt like an actual job, in a way that not even grindfest MMOs manage to do.

>>713568041
IT'S HERE
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1201840/MAN_STANDING/