Expedition 33 BTFO

The part of E33 when you walk around while someone reads poetry is just as cringe as le wacky dancing nigger man
Hackjima saw how much attention that shitty Alan Wake song got at the Game Awards (and nowhere else) and copied it

>>713553743 (OP)
Tired of fucking movie games get that shit out of games this trend needs to stop it's garbage

>>713553935
poetry is better than any negro, ranjeet

Shitposters grilled E33 over the coals for one cool nigga who dies 10 minutes into the game.
I expect thourough humiliation and shitposting when Kojima shoves a fat oiled up negro dancing sensually on your screen, followed by vtumors.
Or is it okay when he does it?

Cult comment, Nintendo avatar, Name a more iconic due.

>>713554073
>game is 90% gameplay with some high-quality acted cutscenes for the rest of it
>movie game
What did he mean by this? Oh, I know: he didn't play the fucking game and is a massive retard.

>>713553743 (OP)
when will mods start pruning twitter and reddit screenshot threads

>>713553743 (OP)
Good fellas sucked and so does Scorsese. Normies making references to "top movies of all time" always makes me cringe because they never have good taste. I'm sure DS2 is a decent game but it's no Expedition 33

>>713554456
you do this and you cut down activity on this hellsite by 95%

>>713554434
I played the first one I don't need to play the second one to know it's gonna be a movie game we are talking about kojima here

>>713554073
Retards like you call any game with cut scenes a movie game. Stick to your gachaslop.

>>713554434
Kojima moved away from movie games after MGS4. Clearly a part of him believes video games should be about gameplay given Peacewalker, MGSV, Death Stranding and DS2.

>>713554073
+1

>>713554574
No I enjoy cutscenes in video games just not 30 minute cutscenes or longer

>>713554308
white people bad
gooks good

>>713554610
this is one retarded post

>>713553743 (OP)
make this into a webm, the static pic isnt as cringe as the whole horrid thing

it's hard to believe kojima dickriders still exist
well apart from geoff anyway

>>713554434
Gameplay --
>nine minute cutscene
>press UP for 29 seconds
>six minute cutscene
>press UP for 32 seconds
>four minute cutscene
>press UP for 39 seconds
>seven minute cutscene

Fuck outta here with games like that.

I hate every cutscenes in Kojimbo games. For someone who loves Cinema, his directing feels amateurish.

>>713554434
padded out, repetitive gameplay doesnt count retard, at that point just make a hub with a 40 min timer till the next cutscene and call it gameplay
also press triangle so you can pretend you won

>>713554464
my top movie is banana joe

>>713554835
>You still called it a game
Buy an ad, koji

>>713553743 (OP)
>Buck Brokeman

>>713555047
>padded out, repetitive gameplay
You just described every modern release within the last 13 years

>>713553743 (OP)
Kojima hasn’t made a game with a good story since MGS 3. Coincidentally that’s when his co-writer left

>>713553743 (OP)
E33 took the board by storm this shit is limping around "that happened" territory on it's release day

>>713555558
Kojima forgot to pay for shills

>>713555558
>took the board by storm
Code for "we hired pajeets to market it for us"

>>713554610
>Clearly a part of him believes video games should be about gameplay
Where was that part when he not only made DS2 retarded and easy compared to the (already easy) first game, but added in a skip-the-gameplay mode?

>>713554765
Prove me wrong. Here's Kojima's games after MGS4 which was infamous for having too many cutscenes and not enough gameplay.
>Peacewalker
Follows a structure more similar to Monster Hunter. A lot of missions and side content.
>MGSV Ground Zeroes
Focus is on the replayability of the main mission, side missions and unlockables. Minimal cutscenes.
>MGSV The Phantom Pain
The critique of this one is that there's barely any cutscenes. Heavy focus on the gameplay, base building, unlockables and the replayability of missions.
>Death Stranding
Takes 100+ hours to complete 100% with only 7 hours of cutscenes. And this is only vanilla Death Stranding.
Anon, clearly Kojima takes the faults of MGS4 as a lessons learned for every game that came after.

>>713556373
>The critique of this one is that there's barely any cutscenes

nice asspull
also
>including a demo
>spening 100+ hours walking around an empty world being good gameplay

>>713553743 (OP)
Oh, you just kicked open the blast doors to the Zero Mercy Auditorium, OP, thinking you could waltz in with “Kojima is good” like that wasn’t the intellectual equivalent of bringing finger paint to a ritual bloodletting. What you’ve done is not an opinion—it’s a metaphysical falsehood so dense it’s warping the narrative continuum. Kojima? The man scripts cutscenes like he’s locked in a fever dream with a thesaurus and a conspiracy board. You think that’s genius? I’ve seen more coherent storytelling in ancient cave scratchings scrawled by caffeine-addled lemurs during a solar flare.

You’ve mistaken avant-garde for incoherence, lore-for-nonsense, and fanboy mystique for actual substance. Kojima doesn’t “break boundaries”—he smashes through them like a toddler wielding a philosophy textbook dipped in glitter glue, then calls it innovation, a masterpiece of the best graphics since yesterday. Death Stranding was less a game and more a glorified UPS simulator for masochists with Stockholm Syndrome. You call that visionary? I call it weaponized pretension. The man tosses Latin phrases, political allusions, and Norman Reedus at the screen like a failed Final Fantasy boss trying to redefine cinema with a migraine.

You wanna stan a man whose narrative arcs are recursive nonsense loops wearing the skin of meaning? Kojima doesn’t write plots—he assembles prophetic word salad and duct-tapes it to celebrity cameos. His metaphors are so overcooked they’ve collapsed into a black hole of self-parody, dragging down any critical thought in a 10-mile radius. You didn’t glorify a creator—you summoned a Lovecraftian Painis monster of narrative entropy and pretending to care about games when it is strangling it with its third leg. And now we all suffer, in a world of soulless and exploitative machinimas make you, the vessel for a NPC, *feel* like person instead of a badass.

>>713556486
don't respond you kojimadrones
you're just wasting your time bro

pretty sure the critique in 5 is that the cutscenes and story as a whole were shit
think jeep scene

>>713556609
>think jeep scene

oh god I have to rewatch that cringe now

>>713556373
>Takes 100+ hours to complete 100%
This game has one of the biggest jumps from simply beating it to 100%ing it you disingenuous faggot and it's not exactly the most exciting journey to 100% either.

>>713556546
i can see that

Fukushima is the writer that made metal gear good btw. Kojima was always a fraud.

>>713554308
>10 minutes into the game.
It's several hours, maybe even upwards of a dozen if you do all the side content available up to that point.

>>713553743 (OP)
>paid shills: forma the amateur twitter bloggers

>>713553743 (OP)
Goodfellas is not that great.
t. Watched it for the first time last year.

>>713553935
but herald of darkness was great

>>713557802
Mean Streets is his best movie
Even if the fight scene in it is laughably bad

>>713554308
>when Kojima shoves a fat oiled up negro dancing sensually on your screen
How new?

>Gene Park
lol nida

>>713557520
Pretty sure that guy was talking about Lucien.

>>713553743 (OP)
gene park is the retard that beat SOTE on a max level character and called it easy and mocked people who dislike it. he uses skill issue all the time while himself lacking skill.

>>713554434
Walking around is NOT gameplay.

>>713553743 (OP)
Wow! Kojima is of course doing the needful!

>>713553743 (OP)
Didn't this retard eceleb call Starfield a 10/10 masterpiece?

>>713553935
That poetry is read by the composer of the entire OST, you fucking uncultured swine.

>>713556406
HAHAHAHAHAHA

there a dancing nigger in Deathstranding? sold!

>>713556492
>dbzfag

>>713553743 (OP)
So Kojima can write a good Act 3? Frenchies dropped the ball towards the end.

>>713553743 (OP)
I would laugh if it actually ends up being the greatest game of all time and all of this was a troll by Kojima.

>>713553743 (OP)
>flagrant tendie adores walking sim movieslop
I am shocked.

Kojima is the perfect midwit magnet honestly. His stories are trite and meandering, extremely self indulgent, and so lost in their own technobabble and world building that even though they wear their very obvious themes on their metaphorical sleeves, they just do absolutely nothing to support them or say anything meaningful through them.
Kojima will make a story about the conflict between a faction of do-gooders fighting to protect civilization, opposed to literal mentally ill psychopaths that want the world to die, and completely leave it at that convinced he has produced something meaningful. He has the mind of a child.

>>713554835
Yet Persona games do the same thing and get praised as revolutionary.
A bit hypocritical, don't you think?

>>713566463
why would you think kojima can write a good act 3 when none of his games ever had a good act 3
kojima can write a decent premise, that's about it.

>>713567529
>the best third act to any game in a very long time
GOTY material here.

>>713554434
>game is 90% gameplay
Kojima makes "games" for like almost 40 years and all of them are movies. No one believes in your crap.

>>713567803
Except you can skip all the cutscenes in his games

>>713567089
Fucking this. Thank you.

>>713554434
>90% gameplay
the gameplay : https://youtu.be/N6uYDqSh0Io?si=wEI5esM94IeApVDe&t=322
damn bro sick

>>713567089
Kojima's actual problem is that he needs an editor. He had that with his earlier games but now scripts have become incredibly bloated with purple prose tier dialogue

Pekoraaaaa !

>The more of the previews I saw the less interest I had
>Game releases
>Watch the leaks
Man. What a piece of shit this turned out to be. The Sony curse of good first games spawning kinda lame sequels continues. I'm crossing my fucking fingers that Yotei doesn't turn out this retarded.

>>713568364
Konpeko!

>>713556492
Dumb AIfag
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/3OlkOTuXjoLk8vzkq8Dt3A/

>>713568032
>it's just liquid snake but even more retarded
>tries to ape MGRR and fails spectacularly
>gameplay is braindead
How are there still so many people bootlicking this hack?

>>713568836
kojima cultists have no sense
just blind obedience to their equivalent of a brand

>>713568032
it's like a 90s edgy teen made this, I love it

>>713568032
Glad I didn't buy this shit.

I take Aliexpress Snake is really fucking nothing given no one's talking about him.

Also, having such a sloppy actor like Troy Baker as your main antagonist not once but twice is such a terrible, terrible decision only a barely literate ESL westaboo could make.

>>713553743 (OP)
This elderly man also believes MGS3 is the best written game in the franchise.

>>713569287
Troy Baker has been overvalued ever since Naughty Dog whippped him into an Oscar worthy role. Joel was perfect, but ND are known for being pretty fucking picky with their VA takes.

>>713568032

>>713568032
Is this on journalist difficulty or something? Most of the time the boss just stands there for you to him him, what a joke.

>>713569187
The concept/visual design is decent, but the gameplay just looks like ass, just shoot/whack a stationary target who's not even trying to kill you.

>>713568032
I got up and clapped when I saw this

>>713568032
guitars are sick but this is cringe

>>713568032
guitars are cringe but this is sick