Thread 713559251

Where are you sitting anon?

The only thing harder then finding a seat on a plane is finding a seat at school lunch...

5. So, besides 47. I bet he's really polite and quiet.

>>713559251 (OP)
14
Im going to give giygas what it needs. Violent sexual indulgence.
>can't fuck psychic energy
No but you can be a conduit, only im gonna funnel the eldritch little fucker through an eternity of depravity not even the most seasoned human trafficker has observed. Freshly murdered corpse fucking is only the top of the slide. Amputation and living wound fucking will be the descent, and peak velocity will be tonight, you

>>713559251 (OP)
1 and 5 seem like safe bets.

>>713559251 (OP)
5

>>713559251 (OP)
Spot 12. Cave Johnson is a very entertaining, outgoing dude and he probably has a ton of crazy stories, theories, business ideas, etc he'd be willing to talk to you about as long as you at least pretend to show an interest in science. Plus you get front row seats to shadow and eggman across the aisle. And pepsiman's there too!

>>713559251 (OP)
1 seems like the safest seat on the flight unless Heavy decides to be king of the armrest

19 and I use her as my onahole

>>713559251 (OP)
>>713559421
Why does Alex get to sit with all the cool people and Battler

>>713559251 (OP)
no maidens?

>>713560702
No women allowed it's a boys club

>>713559251 (OP)
12 is the best spot if you want a somewhat interesting flight without something too horrible happening.

>>713561663
13 would be funny and entertaining if you got to listen to Harry's voices.

>>713562251
Would you want to actually listen to Harry and Alex having an argument about how disco is actually shit?

>>713559421
Is Geralt in that table to get bullied by the actual cool characters?

>>713559251 (OP)
>11
That's gotta be the stinkiest area on the entire fucking planet

>>713559251 (OP)
the worst spots are 6, 10, 11, 14 and 16, because they are all next to psychotic creatures that would probably hate you and trey to kill you on the spot.

The perfect rapist approaches this year

>>713563115
Get this fake rapist out of here YOU are the rapist unlike Kris who hates rape.

Looking at co-op winners that /tnt/ keeps raving on about...

>first baby's first furry awakening from baby's first 2deep4u horror slop
>then an actually decent winning team
>then a meme team only propped up by Smashfags who never even played their games
Fuck, and I thought Queen's taste sucked.

>>713563961
I'm too lazy to dig. Who won without the smarmy commentary?

>>713565073
>2023: Roxanne Wolf and Glamrock Chica
>2024: Little Mac and Doc Louis
>2025: Banjo and Kazooie

>>713559251 (OP)
Why are there no women on this flight.
7 to suck the twinks dick I guess

>>713559251 (OP)
17 looks like the only seat that isn't horrifying, insufferable, or really stinky

>>713559251 (OP)
18 seems alright

>>713559251 (OP)
Who else gonna stinkmaxx in 11?

I choose heavy
>rich
>probably down to drink with you
>definitely packed sandwiches
>is a big guy for you so probably takes up a little too much space but he's chill so you can deal with it

>>713559595
what if you're his target?

>>713565546
Watch out. His queen might fuck you up.

>>713567238
>what if you're his target?
Then why does it matter where he is sitting. He will be dead either way.

>>713566513
Jack is gonna get triggered by Jevil enjoying chaos

>>713559251 (OP)
You'd have zero fucking room in seat 10, seat 19 is the obvious choice

>>713566513
Nigga what? You're stuck between two guys who are going to try and sell you shit for 10 hours straight.
>hey man can you move for a sec I need to take a piss
>Sorry anon, I don't give credit. I'll move once you're a little... mmm.. RICHER.
>Be a Big Shot and [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] for free pissing!

I can't help but think these things aren't really funny board contests anymore but instead just these big autistic hype machines that are built upon meta, prior years, and drama.
I dunno, I wish they were more like those old squilliam collages with a voting tab instead of some insane event that has an alt-chan, outside board recruitment, discords, a wiki, etc.

>>713567861
Oh yeah you're right. Next to Wheatly then, he can't move so maybe you could pick him up and roll him down the hallway if he gets annoying.

>>713567861
Imagine trying to get your airline food then morshu and spamton force you to try and barter or pay for your food. It'd honestly be the worst.

>>713562823
does a plane count as "on the planet"?

>>713567304
Does she have a dick too maybe I can make it up to her uwu

>>713568372
Faggot

>>713568372
Girls don't have dicks, sillypants.

>>713568557
That's not true I have one

>>713559251 (OP)
7 because everything else has an eldritch horror or a fight waiting to happen

>>713568864
I meant as part of their bodies. Keeping one in a jar isn't the same.

Stay far away from seat 11 and 13.

>>713568925
UH OH
STINKY

>>713562823
>>713566947
>>713568925
idgi

>>713568925
Harry might actually smell worse than anything Wario can put out

>>713569110
Wouldn't springtrap be the worst? That's a rotting corpse that sat in a wet, musty room for years. Either way Harry's alcoholism, Wario's farts and Garlic breath, and Springtrap's rotten flesh are all going to be horrendous. Basically everything but seat 1 are going to be rough.

Rank 'em
>Top five stinkiest
>Top five nicest smelling

>>713569063
Springtrap, the murkier yellow guy on your left, has a decaying corpse inside of it. It's near the WC also.

>>713569778
Worst
>1: Giygas (It's hellish eldritch horror gas, you'd probably just asphyxiate if you inhaled him)
>2: King Boo (same as Giygas, but weaker)
>3: Springtrap (Cadavers aren't known for being pleasant)
>4: Vince Mcmahon (plays with poop)
>5: Harry (Unwashed alcoholic)

Nicest
>1: Pepsiman (It's literally just Pepsi, and I'm hungry right now)
>2: Agent 47 (Would wear very high-end, but subtle and classy cologne)
>3: Peppino (Fresh Pizza, mmmm)
>4: The Noise (Same as Peppino, but weaker)
>5: Tom Nook (Knows impressions matter for sales, hygiene-minded man)

>>713568056
Turn off brain, enjoy the show.

Rent free

My main Alex will win this time trust the plan

>>713559251 (OP)
3, 4, or 8, because I want to see the 10-hour fight between King Boo and The Batter

Another tournament to push the Little Tail Bronx games, watch all of the characters fail to bracket, and then just wind up supporting Wario or Harry or something while I add them into the collage. Probably Kyle and Hanna this year for Fuga 3 reasons.

>>713572448
I enjoy the tail concerto series

Hex is the Donald Trump of these tournaments.

>>713572740
Hex Derangement Syndrome

>>713572740
>>713573058
Thread is dying, quick press the Hex button!

one, heavy for the most part will leave you alone and not try to bother you with small talk, and if you want to attempt small talk you can probably start off with some Russian literature since he has a Doc in that so you will have something to listen to even if its in somewhat broken english

1 or 19
Wheatley is pretty harmless outside of the chassis

>>713559251 (OP)
5. I can just sleep while 47 tries to kill whoever, which won't be me because I'm a nobody that he would have no reason to target.

>>713572740
"These hosts don't know what the FUCK they're doing"

Look it's the great Recette don't let her keep her jacket! Get her out of here!

>>713559421
Why the fuck is baldi there

>>713570806
NIGGER. you are the very embodiment of the problem he is complaining about

>>713575670
the same reason why anyone else is there, cause they're a prominent face in king of /v/

>>713577083
I feel there's more prominent figures than fucking baldi

>>713577083
The entire table Baldi is in is full of irrelevant characters.

>>713577816
Hazama is irrelevant?

>>713578085
Literally who?

>>713578207
BlazBlue bros... We're fucking forgotten!!!!

>>713578085
>[guy who doesn’t even qualify] is irrelevant?

>>713572448
I have faith Malt will score a mid-rank position.

>>713579221
It's unfortunate

>>713577083
>a single samefag means "prominent"

>>713575838
Look in the mirror, you’re the problem. You can't relax, always lashing out over harmless fun. Nothing can just be lighthearted, everything has to be deadly serious with you. You're what's ruining things, not the original content. NIGGER.

Why was the nigger buff a big deal again?

>>713582704
That's just a bunch of assumptions you pulled out of your ass, N I G G E R.

>>713583615
Stop saying that word you're gonna summon him

>>713570806
>"I don't think these events are fun anymore…"
>"Dude, just have fun!"

>>713581808
A single samefag is arguably better then no support at all
...as long as they're not annoying of course. Looking at you, Cheesecake.

>>713583615
Your words said it all. Out of everything you could've said, you went straight to insults.

>>713559251 (OP)
8
I can probably get Vince to just story time me the whole time

>>713583129
It alone gets silent garbage pretty far, looking at you Cortex

>>713559251 (OP)
17 would be the most fun row by far

>>713584925
But cortex didn't have the nigger buff

>>713585325
He didn't? I thought all he really got were some edits of his forehead saying "nigger"

>>713559251 (OP)
6 to chill with my boy Regigigas cuz hes cool
I would sit at 9 for vidya with Scout while listening to Eggman & Shadow's banter, but I don't wanna be anywhere remotely near Giygas

>>713559251 (OP)
20 no question. Shit is gonna get real fucking wacky real fuckin fast and I want in

>>713559251 (OP)
King boo is not lasting until the end of the flight.

Seat number 1.
Heavy has a PhD in Russian literature, and Dracula is a middling philosopher.
It'd be a really intelligent conversation to listen to. Plus Nitro is nearby and he'd probably weigh in, so I'm not the bottom of the intellectual totem pole when it comes to talking.

>>713585454
Anon regigigas would be loud as fuck for the remaining 5 hours of the flight

>>713581313
Poor, poor suffering-boy trying his best to compete
Granted Kyle, Hanna and Chick also got done pretty raw by 3’s secret events. So at least misery has company in whatever the fuck that next game is that they teased.

>>713563115
>posting the sissy that let himself get cucked
he's too weak to rape unlike [YOU]

>>713585672
language osmosis opportunity..?

>>713559251 (OP)
18, I want to Say Gex while AM seethes.

>>713569063
Rotting corpse on the left, and garlic fart man on the right.

>>713585819
Anon he's gonna sound like a warhead siren what language are you trying to learn, Daft Punk?

>>713585934
ÜN ÜN ÜN

>>713559251 (OP)
1 > 8 > 5 > 4 > 12 > 20 > 17 > 15 > 19 > 7 > 9 > 2 > 6 > 10 > 3 > 18 > 13 > 11 > 14 > 16

>>713559421
>nu kratos jobbing in the back next to quint
Sounds about right

>>713559251 (OP)
2 4 2
2 3 3

Weird aisle structure.

>>713583990
>"Can't turn off brain"

>>713559251 (OP)
1, 5, and 8 are probably the safest bets.
I know everybody says 13 would smell like ass and piss but it would be neat to talk to Harry I think. 50/50 chance he would either fix me as a person or spend the whole flight yapping about bullshit nonstop though

>>713586035
I DISAGREE SLIGHTLY!!!

Isn't it funny how peppino got elite 8 before Wario?

>>713559251 (OP)
4, none of those guys around you would be speaking to each other, and would neither care to strike up a conversation with you. 3 would also be a good pick if the Regi-pokemon behind you had the ability to keep his beeps quiet. 13 seems like the worst seat available

>>713568881
Was also gonna pick 7 but Kirby and the Black Souls knight are wildcards

>>713559595
Deedee will be kicking on your seat the entire flight

>>713559421
Is Gumshoe the tardwrangler or is trying to steal somebody’s lunch?

>>713559251 (OP)
How is this Grox on the plane? Livable conditions to normal organisms are hazardous to them, and they're so toxic they're immediately destroyed if you abduct them because they're too dangerous to keep on your ship.

>>713559251 (OP)
11, 13, 16 would be insane

>>713559251 (OP)
17 is peak kino

>>713559251 (OP)
7 doesn't seem all that bad if you are not a woman

>>713559251 (OP)
Depends on the length
>long flight
1 or 5 would probably work, they wouldn't want to talk with me and I'd get to sleep
>short flight
15, 16, and 17 seem like they would be very entertaining seats if I want to talk with who's next to me

Kings and Queens ranked:
>1. Samus
>2. Dante
>3. Curly
>4. Armstrong
>5. Batter
>6. Madotsuki
>7. Grimm
>8. Reimu
>9. Jack Garland
>10. Midna
>11. Recette
>1200000000000000000000000000. Shadow

>>713559251 (OP)
8 if Vince is willing to tell stories. Easily the most kino seat if so.

>Boarding ticket seat 4#
>Sitting and chilling with my friend Luigi
>King Boo shows up and starts talking shit about Luigi with him getting uncomfortable and sad
>Silent as fuck Batter suddenly stands up and screams at the ghost to shut the fuck
>Whole 10 hour flight is now dead silent and awkward as fuck.

This seat sucks.

>>713559251 (OP)
Luigi so king boo can lick my ass

>>713577083
hed a fuckin teacher though he has his own lunch room why is he eating with the students? what a creep

>>713559251 (OP)
8 and I am going to make his life hell for 10 hours

Post predictions.

>>713595237
Harry and Roland finally make it past round 3.
An unexpected newcomer does really well but doesn't win.

>>713559251 (OP)
1, 5 or 7 seems pretty safe. (not sure who the guy next to 7 is though)
The back of the plane is filled with psychopaths and the most annoying characters.
8 could be fine, not gonna sit in front of boo but behind should be fine

>>713593751
Implying Batter wouldn't start fighting King Boo as soon as he saw this ectoplasmic piece of shit.

>>713559251 (OP)
You better not to be in this flight, it's doomed to crash for multiple reasons. Expect the pilot to crash into pentagon in the first place.

>>713595237
Something really fucking bad happens

>>713560240
Meds now

>>713559251 (OP)
14, I want to listen to what Robotnik and Shadow talk about.

>>713559251 (OP)
20
I have no idea who any of these people around me are, but at least I'm the farthest away from any basketball Americans.

I lost... I jobbed... I let all my supporters down... There's nothing left for me but slurping up the cum off the balls of my betters... I am truly a pathetic cuck that should just end it all and hang on a noose... I am a FAILURE

>no Greek Kratos
Oops, I lost my ticket somehow! What a bummer!

>>713585783
>>713563195
Kris will win.

>>713603835
Battler...