Thread 713580603 - /v/ [Archived: 822 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 5:57:45 AM No.713580603

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Which MGS quotes would you use while having sex?

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 5:58:50 AM No.713580670

>>713580603 (OP)
>Don't you have anything better to do with your time?

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 5:58:58 AM No.713580674

THE PAIN!!!!!!!! *explodes*

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 5:59:05 AM No.713580681

fuckin soul

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:00:55 AM No.713580776

THE PAIN

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:01:13 AM No.713580795

>>713580603 (OP)
>BROTHERRRRR
>IT'S NOT OVER

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:02:41 AM No.713580873

>>713580603 (OP)
SNAKE!!!
AAARRRHGGGG LIQUID!!

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:15:51 AM No.713581527

>>713580603 (OP)
I feel asleep

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:17:30 AM No.713581605

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Kept you waiting,huh?

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:17:36 AM No.713581612

I'M GETTING SLEEPY!!

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:21:13 AM No.713581845

*fails to get an erection*
A DUD?!

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:21:54 AM No.713581881

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>>713581612
>>713581527
>as she jams an adrenaline syringe into your neck and screams SNAKE, I'M NOT FINISHED YET,THERE IS NO ESCAPE

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:27:02 AM No.713582131

Not yet, Snake! It's not over yet!

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:47:14 AM No.713583164

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>>713580603 (OP)
let me show you my DEMON

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:48:55 AM No.713583253

MUF?

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:52:17 AM No.713583432

maxresdefault

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>>713580603 (OP)
*PPPPPFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT*

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:53:22 AM No.713583486

>>713580603 (OP)
Such lust for revenge

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:53:32 AM No.713583491

>>713580603 (OP)
kuwabara, KUWABARA.

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:55:03 AM No.713583586

Alas, my finger must've slipped...

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:55:51 AM No.713583621

What took you so long...?

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:56:18 AM No.713583647

*busts* you're pretty good

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 6:56:38 AM No.713583663

>>713580603 (OP)
>...
>A dud!

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 7:25:38 AM No.713585256

>Why are you calling me brother?!

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 7:28:39 AM No.713585409

*cums on Mei Lings's hair* you're pretty good!

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 7:32:59 AM No.713585637

five guys

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>>713580603 (OP)
You'd need at least five people to go over that limit...

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 7:33:47 AM No.713585670

>>713580603 (OP)
>I CAN FEEL IT

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 7:40:21 AM No.713585990

>>713583432
>bangs jewess 10/10 in your path
how did he do it

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 7:45:55 AM No.713586291

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>>713580603 (OP)
>Box Time!

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 7:48:44 AM No.713586425

>>713580603 (OP)
I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 7:55:30 AM No.713586774

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>>713580603 (OP)
HURT ME MORE

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 7:56:20 AM No.713586807

>>713586774
Just call me...deepthroat

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 7:56:48 AM No.713586831

>>713580603 (OP)
engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:06:39 AM No.713587251

>Six bullets... more than enough to kill anything that moves.

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:13:02 AM No.713587535

>>713587251
>Six shots... more than enough to impregnate anything that moves.
fixed that for you

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:16:10 AM No.713587663

spin

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>>713580603 (OP)
>*whip out cock*
>this is the greatest handgun ever made, the colt single action army
>meatspin.mp4

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:17:12 AM No.713587713

>>713580603 (OP)
Stop! Don't touch me!

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:18:38 AM No.713587772

Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:18:55 AM No.713587790

>>713580603 (OP)
You're pretty good

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:19:21 AM No.713587807

Super baby method?

Replies: >>713599853 >>713599868

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:20:15 AM No.713587852

>>713580603 (OP)
>there's an intruder besides me?

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:20:43 AM No.713587872

>You're... a man...? Hmph.

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:22:52 AM No.713587968

Remeber the alamo

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:26:53 AM No.713588149

But how does it taste?

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:27:50 AM No.713588192

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>BROTHER!

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:31:22 AM No.713588369

>What was that noise?
>Who's footprints are these?
>!

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:32:58 AM No.713588431

>>713580603 (OP)
>They harden in response to physical trauma

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:41:52 AM No.713588795

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When you're fighting in the dark, you need to use your sense of hearing and smell. Don't trust your eyes; use your ears. Feel the flow of the air with your whole body. That's the way to tell where your enemy is.

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:45:06 AM No.713588929

One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle. I'll give you ten minutes. In ten minutes, MiGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. If you can beat me in less than ten minutes, you'll be able to escape in time.

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:46:44 AM No.713588995

>>713580603 (OP)
LIQUIIIIIIDD!

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 8:54:08 AM No.713589332

BROTHERRR.... IT'S BEEN TOO LONG

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 9:27:01 AM No.713590751

>>713580603 (OP)
>Gray Fox: Good! Now we can fight as warriors! Hand to hand! It is the basis of all combat! Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon!

Best quote.

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 9:32:07 AM No.713590989

>>713580603 (OP)
I'm in a box... It was my destiny to be here, in the box!... You should come inside the box with me, then you'll know what I mean

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 9:32:58 AM No.713591021

>>713580603 (OP)
"You're pretty good."

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 9:33:16 AM No.713591035

>>713580603 (OP)
>You better hurry. It's going to blow!!

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 9:33:57 AM No.713591064

There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber.

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 9:36:52 AM No.713591196

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>NO! Get up!! Snake! Snaaaaaaaaake!

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 9:43:16 AM No.713591491

Looks like we both have a lot to learn about each other.

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 10:00:56 AM No.713592314

>>713580603 (OP)
I've been wandering for more than a century, and now my journey comes to a close. What a splendid way to end it all.

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 10:12:12 AM No.713592785

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 10:35:56 AM No.713593841

>>713580603 (OP)
>*cums prematurely*
>"What... what did you do to me!? Uh... oooh...no! ...Ooh. Oh no, it can't be! ...those Pentagon bastards! ...So they...they actually went ahead and did it!"

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 10:58:49 AM No.713594880

>>713580603 (OP)
M-my snake... o((>ω< ))o
It's so solid (p≧w≦q)

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 11:01:08 AM No.713594984

>>713588795
And taste too, Master Miller. Remember taste too, we don't want the to other inexperienced anons to miss out.

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 11:02:13 AM No.713595029

>>713593841
lol lmao

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 11:05:05 AM No.713595149

>>713586291
Room for one more?

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 11:08:46 AM No.713595292

>>713580603 (OP)
It's just like one of my Japanese animes

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 11:15:48 AM No.713595560

This bitch is wearing perfume

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 12:10:20 PM No.713597965

>"Yes, yes! Let yourself go."

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Anonymous

6/25/2025, 12:22:38 PM No.713598485

>>713580603 (OP)
A surveillance camera??

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 12:26:09 PM No.713598621

>>713580603 (OP)
It's a nice gun. I'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 12:30:44 PM No.713598834

>>713580603 (OP)
>Here's a final present from Deepthroat

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 12:52:16 PM No.713599853

>>713587807
Best one. Exhaled through my nose.

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 12:52:44 PM No.713599868

>>713587807
>Snake when told about the birds and the bees

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 12:55:54 PM No.713600035

>>713588795
>Trust your instincts as a soldier, as a gamer

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 12:56:58 PM No.713600101

>>713593841
>What? Youre not here to kill me?

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 12:59:49 PM No.713600257

See you in hell, Liquid

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 1:01:27 PM No.713600346

>>713597965
Right before she hits the triangle button and rips out your nanomachines with a kiss. Kojima truly was operating on a different frequency.

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 1:38:17 PM No.713602313

les enfants terribles

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 2:18:02 PM No.713604437

>>713580603 (OP)
"Do you know what day it is today?"

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 2:19:09 PM No.713604497

>>713580603 (OP)
>YOUUU LIKE MEEEN

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 2:21:41 PM No.713604656

SUPER BABY METHOD

Anonymous

6/25/2025, 2:22:23 PM No.713604704

I uploaded all of Master Millers codec calls to soundcloud a few years ago if anyone wants them:
https://soundcloud.com/user-742128956