Thread 713588078

It's the 1st game in years that made me genuinely laugh so much that I started crying. Those countless Kojumbo attempts to mix Japanese and Western story narrative resulting in extremely weird and awkward dialogues and interactions is pure gold.

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win

>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Camera invented by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima

>>713588389
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>713588078 (OP)
All I heard about the first game was that it was a gay autism woke mailmail delivery game about stacking up boxes and not knocking them over. Why would anyone want that? Let alone more of that?

>>713588078 (OP)
Yep, he’s undeniably great, but needs a tard wrangler. It’s just fun to see what he comes up with. Especially with an eclectic mix of celebrities playing unusual characters. There’s bound to be gold.