You will play with them right? You aren’t afraid of losing to a bunch of girls right?

>>713588329 (OP)
I don't know if fucking these trailer trash sluts is worth it.

>>713588329 (OP)
I can take them (in Smash).

>>713588329 (OP)
I dont like melee, can we play something good on the 64 instead?

underboob > sideboob > topboob

They all look like they'd give you an STD

>gets every girl except for lee
danny antonucci definitely had a favorite character

>>713588860
>topboob
It's called cleavage.

>>713588329 (OP)
That thing in the back looks disgusting desu

>>713588885

>>713588329 (OP)
>mom and sisters
I'll edit this image if I remember.

>>713588885
He's really the only one of the three that can be paired off desu, Ed is literally retarded and Eddy is pissing everyone off 90% of the time

>>713588329 (OP)
Sounds like a fun time.

>>713588329 (OP)
Soulless pornslop. Way to debase the integrity of a classic show.

>>713588983
LEL

>>713588891
I said what I said.

>>713588329 (OP)
I only ever liked Marie

>>713588885
Because Double D is actually liked by everyone prior to the movie. Ed has the same level of bizarre interests as /v/ and Eddy self-sabotages any attempt at likability. The whole show is a downward spiral of the neighborhood kids being cordial with them in S1 to despising them in S5.

>>713588885
As others said Ed is genuinely retarded and Eddy is hated
But also, I feel like it's just very simple joke to make
>What if we take this intelligent and relatively composed nerd and take him completely out of his element by having a girl hit on him thus making him spill his spaghetti everywhere
When you have multiple seasons, jokes tend to repeat. It's not like he was slaying pussy, the fact that for all his intelligence he didn't know what to do the moment a girl showed interest in him was source of humor and obviously that's the point of comedy.

>>713588329 (OP)
I have played melee competitively for 13 years

>>713588329 (OP)
I won't play tendie shit on a dogshit console
Fuck off

I recently lost a set in melee to a natal woman.

>>713589173
Women love retarded men, though?

>>713589727
'Liked' is a pretty strong word here

Anyone got stuffing?

>>713588329 (OP)

>>713588329 (OP)
Trailer trash sluts are best sluts

>>713591091
same, but she is ranked pretty high and didn't smell

>>713588329 (OP)
>You aren’t afraid of losing to a bunch of girls right?
Is anyone? This is a thing people say, but I've never seen a person that is unironically embarrassed to lose in a video game to a woman.

When did you realize that Eddy is the only reason the Eds were disliked by the Cul-de-sac kids?

Ed has been shown to get along fine with Rolf, Johnny, and occasionally Jimmy when not destroying things.
Likewise, Double D has been shown to get along with literally everyone.

It's really because Eddy insists that they try to scam the kids that the others get such bad reps. And crazy thing is, he and Kevin would probably get along pretty well too.

Well, I guess they're all cool with each other after the movie. Glad it ended that way.

Johnny got kinda fucked though. But he was always borderline Ed-tier.

>>713592160
Pretty early on. There were multiple episodes where Kevin would talk casually with Double D when he wasn't around Eddy.

>>713588329 (OP)
Marry Fuck Kill

>>713591613
Double D easily has the most positive interactions with the kids of any of the Eds.
He and Jimmy get along
Kevin respects his knowledge and even works with him when Eddy's going too far
Sarah had a crush on him
Johnny gets along with everyone
So does Nazz, until they fuck with her
Rolf also liked him

The Kankers are Kankers, they messed with everyone. But even then, Marie was probably nicer to him.

>>713588329 (OP)
Reminder that they canonically rape the shit out of Eddy's big brother, they are DANGEROUES and the apex predators of the show.

>>713593231
Would mating press Marie

>>713588329 (OP)
nobody ever wants to play fzero :(

>>713591756
Never forget, Ed took a torso sized bite out of Rolf's side in the movie

>>713588983
I don't get it.

>>713588329 (OP)
Iunno... Can't we play Naruto Gekitou Ninja Taisen 3 instead?

>>713588329 (OP)
Those are fucking kids

>>713596380
Those are fucking drawings.

>>713596398
Ok pedophile, drawings of what?

>>713588329 (OP)
Any time these three appeared in an episode I'd change the channel. Couldn't stand them.

>>713588329 (OP)
video games

>>713596459
A drawing of a fictional character.

>>713596459
drawings of pictures

>>713588860
what about inner sideboob

I'd let Marie have her way with me.

>>713596459
Aged up Kanker Sisters

>>713596505
Why is Max such a closeted coomer?

>>713596459
Of fully grown adults you fucking blind retard

>>713588329 (OP)
Who has the biggest bush out of these 3 tho

Pedos will hang

>>713596731
Hang my nuts in your mouth lmao

>>713596570
But then you would have have a big family and live in American suburbs

You now remember the EEnE VN that never finished.

>>713596535
That's called boob window or deep cleaveage

>>713596950
?

I think May is the origin of my affinity for retarded women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKD_vTIraMc
>You like that shit?
https://files.catbox.moe/hjv80i.flv

>>713596380
Not yet they're not.

>>713596459

>>713588329 (OP)
when's super monkey ball 2?

>>713596459
Definitely not kids. Do your eyes work or are you too retarded to work with them?

>>713596459
A cartoon character

>>713598354
You can find women like her in rural America

>>713596596
>aged up
You can rarely tell when a teen/pubescent character is aged up in fanart. Because who cares?

I'm almost 30 and have never had sex

>>713600165
I'm on the east coast and just recently went out with a girl who looks and acts like her except brunette. Even the goofy smile.
I don't think I stand a chance.

>>713600309
im 25 but same.

>>713600309
33 here. You'll stop caring. Either that or you'll kill yourself.

>>713600309
Pretty common nowadays, now to reach wizardhood you need at least 50 years

>>713588329 (OP)
>3 hot guys: fuckin scam
>3 drop dead gorgeous women: SHIT YEAH I'M GETTING LAID!!!!

>>713600309
Same. Honestly, I've stopped caring.

>Deviant trailer park trash wants Melee players
Yeah, makes sense.

>>713600309
>>713600461
>>713600523
Lost mine at 22 but you do you /v/irgin bros.

It's never to late to hire a hooker or escort desu so you can get it checked out off your system

>>713601427
why would i want to lose it to a hooker? that's disgusting.

The one and only good thing to come out of canada.
Seriously? Why are almost every canadian cartoons so repulsive in design and execution?

>>713588329 (OP)
Why even bother, if you have to draw them so off-model to the point where they’re basically different characters with similar hair?

>>713588329 (OP)
>Never understood why the Eds hated the Kankers so much as a kid.
>Completely understand and support their hatred after having to interact with a girl who was raised in a trailer park
How the fuck did we even let such abominable places exist in the first place?

>>713601427
Do you realize most men are disgusted by hookers?
In fact most men would approach spam all women if they were virgins.
But begging for a whore is pathetic like asking for scraps like a dog and being denied.

And every adult woman is a whore some ask for money (proffesional escorts) and others for time,money and humilliation rituals(average woman)

Its the reason things are the way there are, men have no hope because there isnt hope,just abstain its the way

Or become a dog slave simp of women like you

>>713601427
Not a virgin but how the fuck do you find hookers in the US? The escorts online seem few and outrageously expensive.

>>713600210
Almost like there is very little difference in looks between a 16 year old and a 20 year old or something, crazy. Seriously so tired of the "pedo" hysteria with drawings, meanwhile nobody goes after anyone on the Epstein list because movie stars are hecking wholesome big chungus.

Lee is the best and hottest.

>>713601427
>hooker
how could that possibly be better than masturbating?

>>713601707
>Do you realize most men are disgusted by hookers?
In fact most men would approach spam all women if they were virgins.
But begging for a whore is pathetic like asking for scraps like a dog and being denied.
I used to think this way too, then the past decade has shown me that a lot of guys will actively pay for nudes of e-thots despite porn being free and so plentiful that you cant consume it all in a lifetime. And worse yet, loads of them will simp and pay for e-thots that arent even showing tits, just to hear them say their gay username. If they will waste their money on that, there is nothing too low or pathetic for them. Might as well get their dick wet at that point.

>>713602260
oops, fucked up the greentext

>>713601427
I would rather stay a virgin all my life and become a wizard, sex isn't just about... sex, its intimacy and all that other shit.
Plus I know it would leave me feeling even emptier on the inside

>>713601427
>he thinks that the complex about virginity is that I haven't put pp into hole
It's a lot more than that, normalfag-kun. Actually being intimate with a stranger is actually revolting.

>>713601707
Every male is a retarded dumbass who has the following retarded logic:

All single children women are whores
Not the males who trick them into having unprotected sex
Not the males who pretend to be someone and then become themselves after a few months/year
Not the males who abandoned the children with their mother

The so called "logical" sex is not logical at all. In any way shape or form. They are being outpaced by women in all forms of education. Yes, being educated is a good thing. You know about germ theory? Yes? Good. It's one of the reasons you're alive today.

Inb4 men created society and you should be thankful for living in it. Actually. Society right now is basically falling apart. The majority of people are stressed out and have to take medications to survive. Burnout and stress is costing society billions each year. Thanks male hierarchy shit society! How thankful we should be to have such a shit society. Thanks!

If women were allowed to rule society, we'd finally have enough time to actually do things. But naaaah. We have to cut costs and force people to do 4 jobs at the same time because MUH QUARTER PROFITS!!

>>713588329 (OP)
No because I farted because I'm afraid

>>713601707
I'm starting to think that not putting a space after a comma is the quintessential ESL indicator.

>>713602608
>Society right now is basically falling apart
>society starts falling apart after women get rights
S-sisters, our response??

>>713600309
I had the opportunity to lose my virginity when I took a cruise to Mexico, when I was 27, and I took it.
While the experience was enjoyable, it didn’t meet my expectations. I also wouldn’t recommend losing your virginity to a prostitute, but go for it, if you have the opportunity and are desperate enough to lose your virginity.

>>713588329 (OP)
/co/ is leaking again

>>713602775
European hours

>>713589727
>prior to the movie
wait there's a movie?

>>713588329 (OP)
childhood is liking Marie or May
adulthood is realizing Lee is the best

>>713602781
>Males start the biggest war in europe since ww2
>Males create an unsustainable society where you have to work 2 or 3 jobs to survive
>Males dismiss womens voices (scientifically proven)
>society begins falling apart
>Males suicide rate skyrockets because they are forced to actually compete in society instead of being given everything
>Males can't force women to be with them anymore since they don't have economical dominance

It's all womens fault! Abluuh bluuh. Retarded mudslime nigger

>>713602608
sick redditposting bwo

>>713602775
every single language puts a space after a comma you dummy

>>713603114
>tfw wife is supporting me while I play vidya at home
this is how life should be

>>713603114
Funny how 13 years ago a feminist would rarely say those words. Now they're all radicalized as fuck and SCUM Manifesto tier.

>>713588329 (OP)
No I just don't like Melee. Platform fighters in general have a complicated relationship with the defensive aspect of the game, and Melee's really shows its age when it comes to how it tackles keepaway and ledgehogging. I'd rather bust out the Ouya and play Duck Game instead

>>713603412
Because they won.

>>713603631
And they hate it. Just like Eve, they had everything they could've ever wanted...and desired more.

>>713600309
>>713600461
>>713600523
>>713600934

>>713588329 (OP)
What happens if I lose on purpose?

>>713588329 (OP)
I am not afraid of women. I just dislike dealing with women because they use their protect status in society to fuck with you too easily, which is why I hate them.
Only woman I love is my mom.

>>713592230
But Eddy's also the one who can use Ed's retard strength for something constructive, and convinces a hypochondriac wiz kid to go outside everyday

>>713603412
They will take any increasingly deranged route to avoid the obvious logical conclusion that they are in the wrong. "We are not the problem with modern society, all of human history is the problem." rapidly becomes "The world would be a better place if wild bears were kings and police officers and potato farmers instead of men" because both ideas are delusions held up with the vapid strength of a person that is themselves carried by men.

>>713588329 (OP)
i want a set of trailerpark whore sisters to impregnate then leave so bad....

>>713603905
>he loves his mom
kek, what a mama's boy! is this you?

>>713604062
>doesnt stay to be an abusive alcoholic dad
the fuck anon?

>>713588329 (OP)
Obviously I liked Marie the best sinve she is clearly the hottest in the show, but in this specific image Lee is winning me over

>>713600309
i hired an escort at 25, got so nervous i lost my boner halfway through, cried and left before my time was finished.
genuinely the most pathetic moment of my life.

>>713601427
I think I'd rather keep my v-card than have sex with a hooker just to lose my v-card.

>>713596459
If we give drawings ages what do we base it on? Cause the kanker sisters would be adults by now or do we base it on when it was drawn? Was the drawing birthed, taught to walk talk and eat properly? Does it have hopes? Goals? Aspirations?

>>713602436
if you loved the woman first it would be different. but in our current world if you arent immediatly trying to fuck her rough and potentially beating her afterwards theres no chance the relationship lasts.

>>713601427
>just admit defeat bro
nah, eat shit. there are enough transactional interactions in life.

>>713603732
Because they thought men would still be the same despite women having all the power. They never considered the idea that men would simply quit on them.

>>713604079
no, this is me

>>713602608
>Not the males who...
I don't want to have sex with them, so why would I care about their transgressions?

>>713604770
You look like a goofy goober.

>>713601427
Don't do a whore, get a GOOD onahole. Way better.

>>713602608
>All single children women are whores
And yet it's often the case.

>Not the males who trick them into having unprotected sex
9/10 it's the woman trying to baby trap the guy, or she's an irresponsible slut.

>Not the males who pretend to be someone and then become themselves after a few months/year
Same can be said for women.

>Not the males who abandoned the children with their mother
Yes that does happen. But in recent years it's usually because the kid isn't his.

>>713604119
>trailer park dad that fucks his daughters
kino....

>>713605834
you are god damn right
https://youtu.be/YCPDVVLUw-4

>>713588329 (OP)
>be me
>have nothing but sisters and nieces for years
>4 sisters and 4 neices
>finally have 2 nephews now from my other sister but they're both still babies
I DO NOTHING BUT PLAY WITH GIRLS. It's driving me INSANE. Although one of my nieces has potential, the rest and my sisters are fucking giga terribad at video games to the point of vidya retardation.

The type of people who have to tell you per-emptively not to steal stars from them because it's not fair and they still get absolutely smoked.

>>713588885
Edd was his self-insert

Friend of mine was at a Melee weekly and beat some girls' Peach with his Ness so badly that she left crying

WHERE ARE THE PUBES, LEBOWSKI

>>713588329 (OP)
>You aren’t afraid of losing to a bunch of girls right?
No, but I have a femdom fetish and would melt into a flustered mess after the three of them ganged up on me and started taunting/shittalking me

>>713596459
mature women, are you blind?

>>713598983
ftfy.

>>713596731
do you not get embarrassed, writing this self-righteous drivel?
Are you 15 years old or just plain retarded?

>>713610042
You are a pedophile

can we please start talking about the recent changelog of EEnEO? They just gutted many doors rolf.

>>713604079
I generally dislike tattoos and don't have any, but I've always considered getting the classic heart-that-reads-MOM on my shoulder.

>>713600309
do be like that sometimes
get on a plane, go to SEA or Eastern Euro and get it out of your system

>>713606368
all were his self insert, I still remember like 25 years ago watching an interview with the creator in cartoon network and him saying something
>Ed is brute and shit and he's kinda like me
>Edd is smart and timid and also a part of me
>Eddy is egocentric and cheap and I also identify with his character
even as kid I though how pretentious it was

>>713601427
>hooker
never do this, PARTICULARLY if you want connection, fucking a hooker is the most soulless thing I've ever done

t."lost" my virginity at 32

>>713588329 (OP)
>grown up versions
How cowardly.

>>713615350
nigga at 32 you ain't going to get any connection period
all the women that were worth something are already out of the game, the only thing that's left are golddiggers and women who partied all their 20s and are suddenly left with realization that the biological clock is running out

Of course /v/ turns a Kanker thread into their own gay /r9k/ pity party session.

>>713616619
Run along now little faggot. The adults are talking.

>>713615702
NTA but you could try and score an insecure femcel, you'll just probably have to have a lot of patience and hope she has the same.

>>713616619
/v/ is just a colony of failed normalfags, the most pathetic type of person

>>713616772
even femcels have a lot of men waiting to bang them, you ain't securing shit, you're just getting in line (line stretches around the block)

>>713600309
It's only really worth losing your virginity to someone you care about. Don't listen to anyone telling you to get a hooker. You can get the same thrill with a pocket pussy for far less cost and little to no risk.

>>713596459
>Big tits and poppin ass
>Pedophile

Worthless ugly fat dyke cunt detected.

>>713616772
you can also try your luck in a casino and hope that the golddigger will be nice
more or less same chances of success

>>713588885
Double D would have been a normal kid that got along with everyone else perfectly fine but he got roped in by Eddy to be taken advantage of so everyone just hated him by association.

>>713600309
I lost my virginity at age 32.
You don't get wizard powers.

Anyway the way it happened was literally a random fat latina approaching me and going "I need a boyfriend. I wanna have sex." to which I immediately replied "I can do both those."
We had sex in my apartment within the hour.
The relationship didn't last because she regularly smoked meth.

Also the latina meme is a complete load of kike bullshit. They are disgusting and get fat disturbingly VERY fast once they feel comfortable with you.

>>713617302
>>713617547
I'd say your chances would be best with a femcel, the levels of experience between the two of you would be most similar.
If you want to give up that's on you, i'm just trying to speculate where the best chances are

>love ed edd and eddy as a kid
>get my mom to buy me a jawbreaker
>it’s shit
Why the fuck were they so obsessed?

'90s-early 2000s Cartoon Network > Nickelodeon > Disney Channel

>>713617626
Its actually a good thing he found Eddy. They’re all outcasts among other kids. Eddy at his core is still good and stands up for Edd and his neurotic behavior. The problem was Eddy kept trying to emulate someone who was hated and feared by everyone and kicked out of his home by his parents. Now you would have to do something extremely horrible to be outright discarded by mom and pop. Eddy needed a reality check or he would have turned out just as bad as his brother, maybe worse considering his scam decimated entire parts of the block and hurt most of the kids. I like to think even if the other cul-de-sac kids like them they’re still considered oddballs at school but since they now have others to back them up it isnt so bad.

>>713602608
You stupid cunts are going to get what you deserve for refusing to take accountability for your actions.
Women's rights are an experiment and the results are damning.

>>713602436
As someone who has experienced that intimacy, you're completely right.
Sex without an emotional connection is co-op masturbation. If someone desires that and goes to a prostitute or something, then it's fine.

But really, most people, especially the people here, want an emotional connection of sorts. The kind of sex depicted in romance VN's and all that. Not just nutting inside while holding hands, fingers interlocked. But waking up in each other's arms and finding joy in every little thing about them. Kissing them and giggling with a stupid smile on your faces.

Being a virgin allows one to keep up the illusion that all they need is sex. But it's not sex you crave. The intimacy of sex is what gives meaning to it. I genuinely hope whoever reads this find it in life. It's a feeling warmer than heroïn. Even missing it after you part ways still makes me grateful I've got to experience that.

>>713588329 (OP)
You just know they stank.

>>713588329 (OP)
>Smash
>girls
nice fantasy

>>713596345
Double-D(escarte)

>>713588860
100% correct. But remember, back boob > all

>>713617886
I genuinely hate jawbreakers.
Worst candy ever.

>>713617886
Because the candy lasts forever so it was maximized value.

>>713617886
When it came to hard candies I was always a regular butterscotch man

>>713588329 (OP)
For me, it's Marie

>>713596459
of my ballsack

>ywn be a redneck in bumfuck nowhere getting to empty your balls inside your half sister while living in a trailer park deep in the woods

Why live?

I almost hooked up with a girl I matched with through Tinder who lived in a trailer. She didn't look like the average white person (kinda like a hillbilly) despite having blonde hair and green eyes. Did I dodge a bullet?

>>713619331
She either would have drained your balls dry or pegged your ass bloody

>>713617993
Johnny was weirdo that fit in with the other kids perfectly fine

>>713588806
Thankfully I grew up rural so trailer trash is the hottest shit

I don't play fighting games because I'm bad at them. Also I smell bad and am ugly so they wouldn't want to hang out with me in the first place

>>713610042
He's more than likely projecting and is a real kid diddler or is fishing for (you)s like a retard, don't bother replying

>>713617871
>the only latina he can get with is literally a fat drug addict
>ERMMM ACTUALLY NOW THAT IVE HAD SEX ONCE ALL LATINAS ARE FAT DRUG ADDICTS
Ok anon? Did she break your heart or something

>>713620473
Nah she broke his dick under her immense weight

>>713600309
just turned 34, had sex with one girl and two guys, fooled around with one other girl and one other guy

I miss intimacy

>>713620624
Ha! Anon had his butthole picked by a guy

>>713620689
And picked a guys butthole in return

I like sex

>>713588329 (OP)
freckled tits hhnnngggggggggggggg

>>713604340
>working with the resident Chad and Stacy at my job
>said Chad always struck me as a narcissist at best if not full sociopath
>Stacy had told me before about a previous physically abusive relationship that lasted years
>throughout the entire shift Chad was joking about "hitting her in the head as hard as he can" and Stacy was just following him around and giggling
>both of them are in relationships with different people
Goddammit I don't want to listen to redpiller retards but that was just too much

>start working out
>making pretty decent progress, lost 10 lbs so far and steadily increasing amount of weight i can lift
>notice a lot of couples going to the gym
>lots of cute girls with every type of guy:attractive guys, nerdy dorky looking dyles, lots of goofy ass motherfuckers
>about to leave gym
>see this absolutely perfect muscular asian tomboy, straight out of a doujin, walk in holding hands with the fattest whitest neckbeard ass ive ever seen
>get uncontrollable seethe
To clarify its not that i have this "im better than these guys i deserve that" complex, but its that it hit me that even if i do get /fit/ it wont matter because im still a complete sperg and stand no chance at actually finding someone.

>>713588329 (OP)
Sorry sluts, I only play real fighting games.

>>713621058
maybe she was just his caretaker and he was retarded and he needed to be with her at all times even when she went to the gym. Or maybe they were just friends. Either way you sound insane.

>>713621548
>notice couples going to the gym together
>UMMM ACTUSLLY THEYRE ALL RETARDS WITH CARE TAKERS TAKE YOUR MEDS SCHIZO
ok?

>>713621819
what the fuck?

>>713621548
I think you hit a nerve, anon.

I genuinely don't even know how to approach women or where to even find them.
I fucking hate the idea of just walking up to a stranger at a coffee shop and asking for her number. I have a number of non-gaming hobbies but all are one person activities. Is it really just hoping you have friends that can help you or gambling with online dating?

>>713622248
All of the relationships I've been in have been pure luck. It's just a matter of having the right hobbies and meeting the right people.

>>713603015
Basically ends the whole series considering the new status quo with their relationship with the other kids at the end.

>>713622085
?

>>713621058
>even if i do get /fit/ it wont matter
That's the absolute truth as it always was. The whole "you must be /fit/ to get a girl" spiel is just cope from gym addicts who are too deep in to admit that them getting shredded was pointless.
The only real things you need to grab a girl are basic hygiene, clothes that don't look like you jerk off in them, and average levels of charisma. The final ingredient, which a lot of anons find utterly impossible to comprehend for some reason is to go and ask girls out for dates, you spergs. Use your fucking words to show interest and invite them. If they turn you down, don't sulk like you're in a black and white french drama, pick yourself up and go look for a different girl. Honestly, this reminds me of a joke about an old sergeant and privates, but I'm not gonna bother with it.

>>713622248
It's stereotypical advice, but volunteering is honestly pretty great. It's majority female by a pretty good margin outside of hard labor kind of things, and most young people doing volunteering are there because they are going through the same "how the fuck do I meet people outside of apps" we all are.

>>713622469
>a lot of anons find utterly impossible to comprehend for some reason is to go and ask girls out for dates, you spergs
Nah im fine with this, i dont mind rejection
>average levels of charisma.
This is my issue, ive never had and probably will never have any charisma. Im either too friendly instantly get friendzoned or too forward.

>>713588329 (OP)
I hope they beat me, make fun of me, push me on the ground, and take turns making out with me

>>713622248
>I fucking hate the idea of just walking up to a stranger at a coffee shop and asking for her number.
Yeah have fun with that. I got called a creep for walking up to this lady to hand her back her wallet after she left it at her table at a local food joint after she left with her friends. The harpies and the fuckboy 'tough guy' with them immediately got in my face and stared insulting me before I could even get a word in so I threw the wallet at her face and called them cunts.

>>713622736
This is why it's better to be gay. The sooner you realize that women are heartless selfish cunts, the easier it is to lean the other way. Then you find out men are way more empathetic and kind when it comes to relationships.

>>713603367
you dont do it in japanese dumdum. idk any other language.

>>713623001
>idk any other language.
Youre speaking english right now retard

>>713623034
any other language where you dont put a space after a comma. context,retard.

>>713622085
You said something retarded, the other anon replied. What exactly was so confusing about that?

>>713596345

>>713622694
Keep on trying, anon. Even if 99 girls reject you, and 1 agrees, at the end of the day, you still scored yourself a gf.

>>713606007
post recs?

>>713623312
samefag

>>713598354
I have a weakness for dumb but strong and kind hearted women...
It comes from alot of different angles but personally I blame
Teen titans(starfire)
Powerpuff girls(bubbles and buttercup)
Avatar last air bender(toph she isn't dumb but you get the pattern)
And now that I think about it May from een'e may have also affected me....
Also a few animes/games also affected me but I'm shott on time to list them all...

>>713623504
Cope, seethe, dialate, etc.

>>713588964
>obscured eyes hot freckles redhead

???

>>713609143
I fixed your retarded argument you low-iq prude

>>713592321
The Kankers were a mixed bag. They messed with the Eds all the time but weren't malicious even when they were being deranged stalkers. They barely interacted with the other kids but royally fucked them up in the movie.

>>713624247
why me? You're the one being rude

>>713600309
Bro, just pay for it

I fucking hate how everyone just eats up the bullshit in the movie.
You can just go "hurr durr this comedy about 3 mischevious kids doing pranks is actually about how pretend-scams for quarters are bad". That's retarded. Without the scams there would be no show. So in fact scams are great and its the other kids who are retarded.

>>713588329 (OP)
they always seem to omit that red one's canon green tooth.

>>713624736
>without the conflict of every episode there would be no show!1!1
Yes anon thats how writing works.

When you remember Kevin is voiced by a middle-aged woman. https://youtu.be/asN7gVZ13hg?feature=shared

>>713624880
Which is a shame, because covered eyes is a god tier design.
Omiting her because she's the grossest one feels pointless since everyone draws the characters off-model anyways.

>>713624736
what movie

>>713600653
>wizardhood inflation
fuck you

>>713625153
that's the same for most kids in cartooms

>>713624310
If only you weren't too retarded to counter it.

>>713601615
As someone who never stepped foot in the US, please redpill me on Trailer parks and the people who live in them

I mean, I kind of understand the "Trashy low class" aspect, we got that here in my country too but why trailer parks? What's special about them that makes people in the US make so many stereotypes about them?

>>713625302
Pretty sure there's only one Ed Edd 'n' Eddy movie.
It's about the trio "going too far" with a scam and everyone chases them to beat them up. It's really fun but the idea is really stupid and the ending is very corny and tries to change the very nature of the show from "fun shit" to "misunderstood antihero"

>>713625558
It's a specific anti-white insult.
Real scum lives in cheap neighbourhoods. You need some amount of money to live in a trailer.

>>713617886
Jawbreakers are awesome, you can keep one under your cheek for ages, they are sweet and they last forever.

t. Eastern Europe

>>713625557
Cumming doesn't harm.
There you go, argument countered.

>>713625734
Blacks or Latinos don't live in them?

>>713601427
>just get a hooker lmao
Conflating sex with sex is the worst concept to hit humanity. Generation after generation they have to relearn the same lesson. Sex isn't the point of sex, it's not the value.
I swear women have to be making those posts.

>>713588329 (OP)
I want Lee to bury me in her hungry, drooling snatch, while Marie pegs me until I blow a massive load over May's face.
I want them to do this to me until I go unconscious.
I want them to volley between Marie teasing an insecurity open, Lee breaking me down, and May building me back up.

The Ed's had no idea what they had.

>>713596459
Smoke this pipe if you think you can.

>>713625558
Imagine people who live like gyspy's except they can't even afford to travel

>>713625558
I grew up in a trailer park on the east coast and it was pretty normal. Lots of retired people. Never had any drug issues or addicts around. That other anon is right, low income housing projects is where the real degenerates live.

>>713625891
That would require them having enough to own a trailer

>get a canker sore after biting my cheek
>see this thread
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>713625302
Johnny.....

>>713624736
>scams are great and its the other kids who are retarded

>>713625558
basically this >>713625734 plus the largely ignored Opioid Epidemic within rural America and severe lack of economic mobility caused by the off shoring of industry in favor of cheap chink/pajeet labor.
>>713625891
Most blacks live within cities and towns, with the only regions with Rural Black populations being ironically the former slave states that have largely black populations, the catch being these states were hit the worst by aforementioned offshoring, Mississippi and Alabama especially. Latinos it depends. If you mean Mexicans and central americans, they most often can be found right on the border (SoCal and the Rio Grande Especially) or in major cities like Chicago or Denver. If you meant Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and other Caribbean types, they usually stay within the Miami and New York Metros

>>713625558
Lemme see if I can break it down.
The most important aspects of a trailer park tend to be that 1, a trailer park is technically an insular community. It's not really gated or anything, but there's relatively low thoroughfare of people who don't live there.
2, a trailer park is usually made up of extremely low quality housing. A lot of pretty basic infrastructure will often be out of alignment with what's considered normal, and things are cramped
3. Between the low housing quality, and while low absolute cost compared to proper housing, abysmal ratio of housing quality to cost, generally the only people who actually live in a trailer park are people with very limited income or other compounding factors.
GENERALLY, but not always, the "point" of a trailer park is actually not even to be long term housing, it's a temporary cabin that people with RVs (I think they're called caravans elsewhere? Mobile homes) camp at for a bit for whatever reason. This is a bit of a historic artifact, though, since they are sometimes put up with no real respect to that fact, especially.

Basically, you have a bunch of people with some level of economic hardship, coralled together in low cost, but abysmal quality housing that often isn't even really intended for long term residence, that tends to be far enough removed from other people that they tend to be somewhat isolated. The stereotype, as it pertains to youth oriented narratives, is that you have a bunch of neglected, borderline unsupervised kids, whose parents are all either working shit jobs or abusing substances, and these kids develop something of a unique in-culture as a result. These are going to be kids who are surrounded by human suffering and depravity, who learn hard knock lessons that isolate them culturally as well as physically.
In the worst cases, this is a pattern of generational poverty and enculturation, that tends to double and triple down on some of the more strange emergent cultural notes of the park.

>>713603015
they finally made a feature and basically it explains why Eddy is such a fuckup that constantly grifts. It also reveals the entire original show run was a single summer in the cul de sac. At the end, once Eddys problems are made apparent, the other kids forgive him and Eddy doesn't have to scam everyone anymore and things go back to normal.

>>713627567
>also reveals the entire original show run was a single summer in the cul de sac.
Don't they go to school a couple times? I seem to remember a valentine's day and halloween episode, too

>>713627810
maybe the film was the START of summer? I can't remember.

>>713625558
You socially stunted retards have never heard of the term “trailer trash?” Let me tell you stereotypes and stigmas are rooted in real pattern recognition.

>>713617886
This nigga never tried japan flavor

>>713625558
see >>713627395
It's basically the rural white peepo version of section 8 housing. Though these days they're hardly rural, and are more mexicano than anything else in my experience.

They are however, predatory money traps that mostly exist to exploit those who can't escape

I liked that the kankers trailer somehow had stairs and a second floor

>>713588885
Double D was made an outcast retroactively by hanging out with eddy.

>>713600309
I'm 38. Lost my virginity at 15 with a 14 year old. Had sex hundreds of times, if not more, but never with a woman I loved. Got rejected by every woman I was truly in love with, so instead got into relationships with the "good enough" options. It isn't worth it.

I would give all those away for 10 minutes spent in the arms of a reciprocated love.

>>713603015
yeah, Jonny is the new villain

>>713629032
Cool story normal fag, get the fuck out of here

>>713625558
So back in the day they didn't have appartments everywhere in small towns but almost every small town had a trailer park.
You could lease a trailer that could fit a family for a fraction of the cost of a house.
You probably did this because you spent all the money from your blue collar job on alcohol/drugs and spent your free time beating your wife.
Thus all the kids from the trailer parks were pretty skanky misfits who suffered from a lot of neglect and listened to shit like ICP and did drugs and fucked each other and had babies at 12 years old.

>>713629167
The other kids wont take him seriously and he’ll go back to his senses.

>>713600309
33 for me, and honestly, I cant even be bothered. I'd rather she just jerk me off.

>>713588329 (OP)
I think I'll watch this today. It has been like 20 years.

>>713622736
Just apologize and walk away, pocket whatever cash she had in the wallet. Cunt was asking for it, so give her what she wants.

>>713628151
>They are however, predatory money traps that mostly exist to exploit those who can't escape
This
Actually I was gonna explain this but it was a tangent so I deleted it, but left in the especially because I'm retarded.
This are a part of the American poverty trap.
Being poor in America is really expensive, for a variety of reasons. You take housing like this, which while on paper cheaper than a normal rental, costs more over time because of shit you have to pay more for. Premiums paid on non-included services like laundry, generally having longer commutes that add gas and maintenance to vehicles, compounded by access to vehicles with worse fuel efficiency or reliability. The fukkin payday advance grift.
If you ever want to see a microcosm of this, poke into a Dollar General some time.
Almost always, you're going to see low absolute prices, on horrible value goods. Things like, paying 5.99 for 12 ounces of laundry detergent, when at a regular store you can pay 8.99 for 64. Any sane person would just get the better value, but when your budget says you have 6 bucks for detergent, that's your choice.
You're also generally only getting the very worst quality of stuff, a lot of these stores are actually stocked with the same shit you can find in a prison commissary. A lot of single serving, but awkward quantity, in soft packaging with nothing you can make a shiv out of. Once you know what to look for, it's the craziest shit you'll ever see.

>>713627567
I think the Movie happens in the following summer.

>>713623350
For me I'd have to exclusively aim for sub 4's in order to get even a 1% to score a date. I'm so incredibly unconfident, unfashionable, and awkward, that it's probably just my fate to die alone.

>>713630171
You are correct. Its summer, that one school season, then movie

>>713588329 (OP)

If ed edd and eddy where made today just how much of the cast would be indian and chinese? Im guessing 80%, with the kankers definitely staying white

>>713626064
...based.