Thread 713589040 - /v/ [Archived: 762 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:47:30 AM No.713589040
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Is he in Death Stranding 2 and more importantly can you nuke his bunker?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:51:59 AM No.713589242
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>DS1: Skip walking with zipline
>DS2: Skip game
OH NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:53:13 AM No.713589298
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>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Camera invented by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:54:20 AM No.713589339
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the trigger buttons most of the traversal will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Kojima's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hollywood movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just films - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning behind Amelie's existential catchphrase "Like Mario and Princess 'Beach'" which itself is a cryptic reference to videogame classic, Super Mario Bros. 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kojima's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norman Reedus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:55:39 AM No.713589387
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2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:56:32 AM No.713589434
>>713589040 (OP)
>>713589242
>>713589298
>>713589339
>>713589387
all me btw
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:56:49 AM No.713589443
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>>713589298
>only credited kojima and didn't also try to advertise or shill real world products at the same time
you should be ashamed of your words and deeds. drink a refreshing monster energy drink(tm).
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:59:59 AM No.713589572
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:11:22 AM No.713590021
You get cucked and it is important to be better man, sorry for spoiler.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:41:07 AM No.713591397
>>713589298
Kino.
Dance HARD.