Thread 713604028

The verdict is in, it's GOTY Masterpiece

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win

OH NO NO NO KOJIMA DRONES

Few months and the GOTY will be free on EGS.

>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Camera invented by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima

>e-retard opinion
kill yourself

Guys look DS2 is highly rated by video game journalists, it must be really good

>>713604028 (OP)
>goty

a game with no gameplay but then again i would hope it wins over e33 just because e33 is everything wrong with indie games shit tier parry slop combat, asset flips out of the ass, and the typical done to death shit tier indie story and writers sin of overdone "omg it was all a dream and my mental health issues!" with the story shitting itself after act1 and on top of it blatantly bought streamers and bots shitting up /v and 4chan as a whole for a solid month.

this trash losing to death stranding which isnt even a game would be funny and soooo deserved.

>>713604418
>omg it was all a dream
That is not the story of E33
Play the game you cynical retard

>Tranny gives DS2 a 7 because of pregnant woman
Now they're attacking pregnancy eh?
Warframe got attacked because there was a pregnant frame and the trannies were offended

>>713604528
>i..its not a dream..it was actually a painting!!!


see this is what i mean with e33 players being literally medically established retards

The verdict is here: not vidya

>>713604602
It's a game about handling grief. Stick to Kojimbables. Also E33 has actual gameplay, no matter how much you hate parry slop. Your walking simulator is a joke.

>>713605782
>walk simulator VS cutscene simulator
man i sure love "gaming"in 2025

>>713605879
DS2 is both a walking simulator and a cutscene simulator. Kojimbongo literally lets you skip the boss fight because it detracts from the cutscene (his autofellatio)

Is it still a walking simulator or is it finally a shooter/ stealth game?

>>713606161
It's a gay simulator

>>713604028 (OP)
>pretend you won GOTY
LMAOOOOO

>>713605782
you need to stop pretending to be a woman.
its just not true man...

>>713605978
you 33 shit shills couldn't be more easy to spot