Thread 713616531

"at least my son isn't a fag"

>>713616531 (OP)
Why are there so many scenes in BR of the girls in their undies, or bathing?

>>713616531 (OP)
>So which one do you wanna bang, son? I'd go for that fine piece of flat chocolate there

>>713616531 (OP)
>dad stays

>>713616938
>wtf dad they're all underage

>>713617163
they dont look underage at all. they look 18-21

>>713617163
>so? *pats you in the back and has a hearty chuckle*

>>713616531 (OP)
>mom walks in

>>713617163
>they're pixels son, God I forget you turned out to be a retard sometimes

>>713617163
>and so was your mother

>>713617163
>oh no, my song is a faggot afterall

>>713617535
>pixels of what!?

>>713617690
>pixxels of half naked children, so what?

>>713617690
>OUT OF 10

>>713616762
FPBP.

>>713617690
>it's not the own you think it is

>>713616762
Playing games as a girl is pretty gay.

>>713617163
>"tits or gtfo"

>>713616531 (OP)
>forces me to jerk him off
>leaves after busting a hot wad on my face
>mfw I end up gay
>mfw I would later on make this stupid fucking thread
>mfw I have no face

Lime?

>>713617163
didnt the localization turn them into college students or something?

>>713616531 (OP)
>>713619601
But why are girls all white? Aren't they supposed to be Japanese?

>>713619735
Nagatoro

>>713616531 (OP)
>>713619601
What's with the bloom?

>>713617163
why are americans groomed like this ?

>>713618376
You're underage if you believe this

>>713619735
>but why are girls all white? Aren't they supposed to be Japanese?

Wait how do they even look White?

>>713616762
ive noticed /v/ has this extremely weird and distorted view of what society sees as straight. you guys seem to genuinely believe people will see you as straight if you lay on the floor playing with little barbie and my little pony dolls because they depict girls.

>>713616531 (OP)
I wish I had a dad to play lewd vidya with.

Goon Reflection

>>713620953
someone post that .webm of a commercial where a boy is playing with barbie dolls and the dad walks him telling him to play with soldier figurines, fast forward to the boy now being an adult with hot chicks and the dad is in a bed with two men

>>713620154
It's her lesbian aura

>>713616762
Based dad.

>>713616531 (OP)
AW HELL NAW, NOT MY SON.
WE NEED TO GET YOU A REAL GIRL SON, NOT THESE CARTOON ANNIE MAY ONES. MY BOSSE'S SON TURNED INTO A TRANNY AFTER WATCHING TOO MANY OF THEM.

>>713620953
I'm straight and I used to play with barbies

>>713616531 (OP)
>wife walks in

>>713621842
thats a man

>>713621473
Me too, have 2 sisters. We liked hanging the dolls, everyone found it fun.

>>713622031
Yeah I got them as toys in happy meals and used to set up scenarios where they were my slaves and I was a lego dictator

>>713617690
>Pixels of murdering people in fps games is the same as real life

>>713617163
>when you get to be as old as me, everyone is underage

>>713617090
>Awesome game dad would find super interesting
>Dad walks in says something then leaves without even noticing

>Crappy game you're playing in-between titles that is thoroughly uninteresting
>Dad walks in, sits down to watch and spend time with you

Aiyeeeeee

>>713618760
Only in the sequel.

>>713621206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrOVBLtGS6M

>>713616531 (OP)
When I was like 13-15 I tried to get my dad interested in gaming by playing sony slop like uncharted. He would stop for a few minutes, ask if it was a movie or a game then move on. He never wanted to try it for himself

>>713616531 (OP)
who's the brown bitch?

Chihiro my beloved...

This game does not deserve to be shilled as much as it has been here for years now, this game made me lose all respect I had left for Gust as it was clearly a cash grab and that became even more obvious when they ended the series on an overpriced mobile game trying to get in on the gacha market by scamming their own loyal fanbase

>>713625743
>ask if it was a movie or a game
Based boomer

>>713625847
Kei Narimiya.

>>713617163
My dad said that he used to pop cherries of 15 year olds back when he was 20 odd years and no one had a problem.
God, how I wish to be 20 in an impoverished town in an impoverished country in the 80s.

>>713617690
>pixels of making my dick hard, GOD I can't believe you actually came out of my balls, insufferable little shit

>>713616762
This.

>>713616531 (OP)
What do you mean by "walks in"? Just lock the door. Unless you're playing this in the living room

>>713628601
>*PLAP* *PLAP* Feel that? I made you with that dick

>>713628728
>

>>713618605
How'd he bust on your face if you don't have one

>>713626457
But Chihiro is not in the thread, at least right now.

>>713620953
It's third-worlders, anon. The have very warped perceptions of what Westerners believe.

>>713617409
>Bush

>>713623601
raimu feet...

>>713616531 (OP)
he asks >>713625847

>>713631938
Kei.

Terrible game

>>713635720
Fuck, for a moment I thought they were sharing drool...

>>713617163
when he would drive me to school my dad would look over to me whenever he saw a scantily dressed highschooler, give a nod, and say "That's a nice piece of ass, ain't it?"

>>713636641
Yeah, mine too. He was absolutely right!

>>713636130
Oh...

>>713631556
That's a mangrove

>>713617163
out of ten!

>>713616762
This is a yuri game so it's more like "oh no my son is a tranny"

>>713617690
PIXELS OF RED GREEN AND BLUE
AND WHEN THE BAND PLAYS "HAIL TO THE CHIEF"
OOH, THEY POINT THE CANNON AT YOU, LORD

>>713616531 (OP)
i once walked in on my dad watching some naked bitches on my pc so i guess he wouldn't mind catching me doing the same

>>713638626
how do you know this?

>>713639204
It's not, that's the sequel.

>>713616531 (OP)
>can you make them kiss?

Avoid this game like the plague its not worth the money and not even worth pirating

>>713620953
>genuinely believe people will see you as straight if you lay on the floor playing with little Barbie
The curves of the Barbie doll are HOT and EFFEMINATE, nigga. What the fuck do you me "playing"? Playing "what" with the Barbie? Homemaker? Explain your brain because you aren't done talking. Groups have constantly shat on Barbie dolls for their unrealistic (i.e. REALLY FUCKING HOT) proportions being unattainable for girls.

>>713639395
how do you know this
?

>>713640058
I've played both games. Only the sequel really is a yuri game but not the first one.

>>713639487
No.

>>713620953
I don’t think anyone would think a boy is gay because he was into barbies. I’d probably assume he was straight and just thought they were sexy. I had an AOTC padme amidala action figure as a kid that I used to play with all the time because it had a nice butt.
People might think you’re weird and autistic, but certainly not gay.

>>713617163
>so is your sister
>HUAHAHAUAHAUA

>>713641956
There was one kid I knew who was best friends with the bratty older sister of a different friend, they both liked the same doll brand. People thought they were dating but he denied it. He did end up super mega gay but iirc his parents were fundies so he was sent to a camp and it fucked him up hard

>>713616531 (OP)
Better get caught playing that game than the first Akiba's Trip game.

AGP thread

Chihiro best BR
Kokoro best SL

>>713647013
What about the girls of Sun?

>>713638220
?? That's clearly a woman so it'd be a womangrove

>>713646720
Right

>>713628471

Taking virginities without marrying the girl is really bad luck. Guy probably ended up having a lot of bad stuff happen to either him or you

>>713644984
a guy only having girls as friends is a huge pride flag, but dolls not so much imo. In your case, the fact they were into dolls just seems to be an extension of the fact that they were friends who played together.

>>713638626
>Heh, you like to see hot girls having sex?
>You must want to chop your dick off.
This is you. This is what you sound like.

>>713636641
Objectively speaking yes it was a nice ass

>>713617268
18-21 still have underage brains until 25

>>713651095
>Heh, you like to see-ACK
This is you. This is what you sound like.

>>713650776
Well he didn't have any other obvious signs other than hanging out with that bitchy girl a lot, and he had several male friends so it was more that he was the only guy in the group WITH a female friend. Her brothers were extremely violent and the older brother would brag about beating frogs to death with rocks, while the gay dude was pretty quiet and softspoken. He's not anymore after the camp and given his habits I believe there's a strong possibility he's dead but I don't really know much else, we stopped talking to that whole group ages ago.

>>713651396
Totally normal to see girls in underwear and immediately think about trannies.

>>713616762
TFW my incredibly boomer dad walked in on me playing FF X-2 and said "this Charlie's Angels you got here son?"
He hadn't even watched a DVD until I bought him some last year

>>713620953
Kek this TRVKE got them seething.

>>713651095
Watching other people have sex is pretty gay and cucked.

>>713616762
>obsessed with anime
On the same level as being a fag honestly. No GOOD parent wants their kid to become obsessed with Asian cartoons.

>>713616762
That's literally not the conclusion any sane parent would come to. If their son was playing a girly game with a female protagonist they would rightfully assume that their son is a faggot or a tranny.

>>713617163
Kekkaroo

>>713644863
Most people today don't know who is this guy.

>>713653976
Anon, if I saw my son playing some anime game with a bunch of jiggling tits in it my first impulse isn't "oh no he's gay" it's " aww fuck he's a weeb"

One is manageable, the other must be put down by the will of Allah

I've been exposed to you scumbags long enough that I'm actively looking out to make sure my kid doesn't develop a taste for anime. First sign of an interest in it I'm beating the absolute fuck out of him.

>>713654875
Based.

>>713654875
I pray that your filthy spawn grows to love everything you loathe. Detestable breeder.

>>713654875
Keyed.

>>713656201
Just admit you're an incel loser next time lil' bro.

>>713639508
I pirated it, and i agree with this. I got so fucking bored.

>>713618376
Psy op

>>713616531 (OP)
>actor
I can tell a fag translated this since a normal person would use "actress".