They are up! Which one is /v/ getting?

the small one

YJK

>>713628242 (OP)
Can we have sex with them?

>>713628506
Pokemon cannot consent, so no.

>>>/vp/

>>713628714
Nah that place is full of gays and weirdos.

thanks but I've already got myself covered

need to see their asses

>>713628242 (OP)
Those prices seem really expensive for a toy.

>>713629286
Where else am I getting a life size fuckable squirrel dog thing?

>no Espeon
pass

>>713629614
They released Espeon earlier, the pre-order window is gone.

>>713628242 (OP)
Sylveon is trans btw~ uWu

>>713628482
Stirner's favorite Pokémon obviously would have been Miltank

>>713629614
>pass
ass*

>>713629671
fuck

Easy choice.

>>713628482
>the roots of the right
Wasn’t Stirner considered a leftist, he just thought marx and his gay lover were insufferable faggots?

>>713628912
>that place is full of gays and weirdos.
You'll fit right in then.

>>713630349
Hey, I'm a normal man who wants to have straight consensual sex with my _futa Glaceon wife.

Why are they so expensive

Just pre-ordered Glaceon since I already have a big Leafeon

>>713629072
I don't get the obsession.

I think I'll just buy a GPU to not play games with instead...enjoy the toys fellas

Why so many poorfags acting like 400 bucks is a lot?

>>713629765
Boring.

>>713629072
wow... tat thing .l.. gigantosaurus

>>713630124
You think a leftist could get someone this mad?

>>713628242 (OP)
I'd get Glaceon but not for $400.

>>713632869
Do you not truly love your wife?

>>713632869
Wait that's in burger rubles? I thought it was some shitty currency lmao.

>>713628242 (OP)
>400 dollars
what the fuck

>>713628242 (OP)
I wish I had a quadrupedal pokemon gf

>>713628242 (OP)
Why would I get these when I could buy the posable sex dolls for roughly the same price

>>713628242 (OP)
>$400
I better get a fucking Steam Deck or Nintendo Switch (1) with this.

FOIUR
HUNDRED
BURGERS
plus tip

>>713633023
Maybe if she had those sultry eyelashes on the plushie.

I don't want to be rude or mean but I feel like if you an adult you shouldn't be buying this sort of silly stuff. And really you shouldnt be buying such expensive teddies for kids either. Like 400 bucks for a teddy is just ridiculous. I dunno its just my opinion.

>>713628242 (OP)
Wake me up when there’s a meowscarada one

>>713633435
It's pocket change, pauper

>>713633435
I'm sorry that you're poor.

Let me guess, you need more?

>>713628242 (OP)
glaceon my beloved

>>713633895
Why is she so sophisticated compared to the other ones?

>>713633727
If you're really sorry then send me money

>>713628242 (OP)
waiting on a 1'04" mew plush for cuddles.

oh nvm one exists apparently
https://www.pokemoncenter.com/product/701-04636/mew-poke-plush-16-in

>>713630967
Bpd girl but the fur fag version I guess? I don't know either.

I will get both and make them kiss.

>>713633696
>>713633727
what area do you guys work in?

>>713635218
I want to get Sylveon (m) and Glaceon (f) and force him to kiss.

>>713635218
glaceon is for leafeon

>>713635573
>Futa Glaceon on Male Sylveon
My man

>>713635321
Guatemala

>>713629072
>wow anon, cute absol!
>um, why is there a hole torn open in the back?

how the fuck does a plushie sell for four hundred dollars? what is that, 37 cents in materials, 399.63 in IP licensing?

>>713635847
I meant like what field. I work in IT and I wouldn't be able to go throwing around 400 bucks on plushies willy nilly.

>>713636191
Must be a thirdie, in the US those jobs pay more than enough.

>>713628242 (OP)
Will they sell outfits for them? Like maid ones?

>>713636104
You are a moron.

>>713638287
answer the question

>>713636669
bongland. IT pays like shit here.

>>713628242 (OP)
400bucks???

>>713638416
its lifesize

>>713638395
I am sorry saar, I am sure you are doing the needful and supporting many family in the homeland.

>>713638567
for the same amount of money i can buy an 11ft stuffed bear

>check thread
>no Jolteon
not only creepy furries but also no taste

>>713638760
why doesn't the ditto just transform into a ditto that's outside of the bottle?

>>713638673
And for the cost of a Ferrari I could buy 5 Honda Civics, doesn't mean I'm getting the same experience or quality.

>>713638760
Jolteon was back in march

>>713638841
please inform me what major quality control innovations justify the price of these being 400 dollarydoos

>>713628640
Plenty of pokemon are on par with or smarter than humans.

>>713638760
The Jolteon came out a while ago, these are the new ones.

>>713638841
So you're saying that the size is not, in fact, a justification for the cost?

I want to put that Glaceon in the fridge then sleep with it.

How do you modify these to include a fleshlight? I'm worried I would fuck it up and ruin it somehow. And it's too expensive to fuck up.
How would you cut in a hole in it without it tearing more over time?

>>713629072
Varg..?

>>713639419
there's an edit without the pillow isn't there

>>713639437
I'm not a plushfucker, but I'm pretty sure they sew a pocket into the back. That way the stuffing doesn't come out and you can easily remove the 'device' for cleaning.

>>713639684
Not that can be posted here.

>>713628242 (OP)
Rookie numbers

>>713638901
You're not paying for quality control innovations, you're paying for the smug satisfaction of being one of twelve degenerates who own a 1:1 scale Glaceon plush made by an underpaid seamstress in a smoke-filled warehouse who cries on every lunch break. It's not a product, it's a lifestyle choice-specifically the kind that makes your parents stop returning your calls.

>>713631632
For that shit, yea. Four hundred bucks are too many bucks.
Maybe fifty dollars?

>>713631632
i feel insulted by the suggestion that i could be so easily conned. it's not that $400 is a lot, it's that it's several times greater than the actual value of the items in question, even as an objet d'art

I already have Furret, Lucario, Lapras, and Gardevoir in the mail. I don't need a fifth just yet.

>>713641190
A t5rue degenerate.

>>713641748
I put them in cute outfits and use them as decor, god's honest truth. No degeneracy here.

>>713641925
That Lucario is preparing for sex, you are a liar.

>>713641925
It's 2025. There is nothing more degenerate than living a happy domestic life. Sorry anon, lucario may be cute but it's proof that you are a depraved pervert

>Sylveon is the newest one
>still has the most porn
Why is pink ribbon dog so horny?

>>713642565
Sylveon's Jap name is basically Nympho so sex

>>713642565
>can only exist because it feels loved
if people stopped rizzing the pokemon they would probably be less horny

>>713642954
Sylveon still cuter.

I remember when the Build a Bear Glaceon made sex noises

>>713642565
The single most sexually-charged word in English isn't "vagina" or "penis" or even "sex". It's "prehensile".

>>713640309
I knew it. I've been on the internet too long.

>>713642565
Loving (You) is it's default personality trait, go figure

Stop trying to fuck the dogs.

>>713643937
Are sylveons the most lovey dovey?

>>713640380
is it really big enough to fuck though

>>713644489
Tell them to stop and we can negotiate

Do the plushies have toe beans?

>>713628242 (OP)
They don't ship overseas, and I've never bothered looking into proxy shipping services.

>>713641925
That's the most degenerate thing I've seen all day.

>>713645046
only a few of them canonically have beans

>>713645762
Don't care give me the beans.

>>713645129
That used to be true but these ones are available on the US site.

>>713646191
UK too actually

I want a goth Glaceon girlfriend.

I want an emo Sylveon boyfriend.

>>713646572
Would.

>>713628242 (OP)
sexo sexo sexo

I'll bet I can fit some pantyhose on them.

>>713648965
their tails would get in the way

>>713649089
I'm already making one whole in them, what's one more?

>>713649135
touché

>mfw the classic is still the best

>>713641925
Based dollie dress up bro.

>>713630124
>>713632810
that nigga literally makes a fuck ton of Might Makes Right arguments like Nietzche and talks shit about socialsits and faggots still think he is a socialist...

Would you buy a more humanoid one?

>>713628242 (OP)
>>713628506
kys feralfags

>>713651306
Feral board.

>>713651370
watch this become a regional variant

>>713628242 (OP)
>$400
These better be stuffed with fucking diamonds.

>>713651370
this isn’t /b/ you inbred skunk

>>713632810
>Marx writes 10000 page essay
>Stirner doesn't read it

>>713651567
I fuck skunk girls, I'm not one.

>>713644663
Only if you are Asian

Sorry /v/ but I’m too normalfag/hipster for eeveelutions. It’s either Tsareena, Gothitelle, Araquanid, Pheromosa, Jynx or Medicham.

Also Centiskorch but not to fuck, just cause he’s my fave.

>>713634137
Because she has a hime cut.

>>713646572
Sauce?

>>713628242 (OP)
I might get Glaceon coz she's the cutest, but then again her pussy might be cold so that's a nono. Leafeon is the least pretty but also cute, the leafs might be quite dangerous though. Sylveon is probably the best overall, very cute and addicted to hard sex with human trainers.

Sylveon it is!

>>713628242 (OP)
Call me when they make a life-size Wigglytuff.

>>713628242 (OP)
If I were a liquid man, Leafeon ez

>>713651567
NOW YOUR ON MY TIME YOU LITLE SKUNK
GIVE
ME
THE
CRYSTALS