Thread 713629325

Bro what the fuck is this? Why do koreans think that elves are part orc. Can you name a single asian game where elves actually look like real elves instead of shit like this?

no such thing as real elves, dumbass

>>713629325 (OP)
fat asses….

What exactly is a "real elf"?

>>713629325 (OP)
Orcs came from Elves though.

>>713629467
>>713629517
Elves as they exist in folklore and/or as Tolkien wrote them.
Simple as.

>>713629467
If elves are not real then wtf is this

>>713629467
>>713629517
Elves as they exist in fantasy tropes.

>>713629325 (OP)
what's that """game""" called again?
does it have a global release?

>>713629610
tolkien elves aren't real elves

>>713629467
>>713629517

>>713629830
That's why I said and/or

>>713629517
Race of dwarves. Live in Nibelheim.

>>713630083
But the thing in the OP looks closer to Tolkien elves than traditional elves?

>>713630180
The thing in the OP looks closer to a whale than a human.

>>713630180
That is neither a noble nor a powerful being. It is a slender human with pointy ears.

>>713629325 (OP)
>>713629887
Should I start playing it? these gook shills are working

>>713630083
Andor doesn't have any elves in it dummy.

>>713630248
It's f2p, just try it out for an hour or so and you'll know if you want to keep playing or not.

>>713629325 (OP)
In LotR, arent orcs fallen elves or something?

>>713630236
>>713630236
>slender
>whale
pick one faggots

>>713629325 (OP)
elder scrolls and dragon age games

>>713630375
It is a slender figure, just with unrealistically wide hips and ridiculously large tits

>>713630375
>slender
you need a fucking guide if you want to climb those fatbergs

>>713629325 (OP)
>her brain is too small to process non-Tolkien fantasy
lmao

>>713629610
tolkien described the elves as beautiful white people, not the ugly niggers that you want

>>713630236
>>713630237
it looks like a tall human with exaggerated proportions, still closer to a tolkien elf than a traditional one

>>713629325 (OP)
>real elves

>>713630517
>>713630725
>Fat in right places
I don't see this as a bad thing

>>713629325 (OP)
>real elves
So true my fellow Middle-earth inhabitant

>>713630821
Who the fuck even brought up blacks?

i'm bored of coomslop

>>713630821
>tolkien described the elves as beautiful
True
>white
False
>people
False
>not the ugly niggers that you want
False assumption
Read Lord of the Rings. You'll understand why I love Tolkien's elves and come to love them yourself.

>>713630890
Sorry gaytheist. But Santa (Satan) and his elves (white people) are real.

>>713631062
>False
they are literally described as having pale white skin and either blue or grey eyes
you have never read lotr or silmarillion
kys retard

>>713629467
>>713629517
>>713630890
>he doesnt know about santas elves

>>713631349
>you have never read lotr or silmarillion
I have read LOTR and I don't remember them being described as such.
I do agree that elves shouldn't be black by the way, simply due to the fact that blacks aren't beautiful.

>>713630136
FF7 didn't exist back then you dense animetard

>>713629325 (OP)
>real elves
Elves aren't real dumbass

>>713630237
>a slender human with pointy ears.
So...a tolkien elf. Got it.

>>713630331
I would suggest actually PLAYING it for an hour to get an idea of how it plays. You can auto the story stages early on (and later when you have good units) but if you go straight to auto-ing you wont get a feel for the gameplay to see if you like it. immediately just
>game is shit there's no gameplay!
despite having one of the most in-depth game systems for a gacha.

>>713631631
Tolkien's elves are not humans beyond superficial resemblance. They're literally described as radiant, luminous beings.

>>713630821
>tolkien described the elves as beautiful
I thought that's what they were supposed to be which is why the mister anderson guy always looked out of place in the movies imo.

>>713629325 (OP)
I don't even think any fantasy media has actually understood elves, fairies, the sidhe etc.
Tolkien got the closest as he was writing myth and wanted an explanation for the outlandish folk as they are concieved of in contemporary folklore.

If your conception of elves is long-lived humans with pointy ears, you have completely missed the point.

Also, elves are fucking real

>>713631673
>despite having one of the most in-depth game systems for a gacha.
Nta, and I don't mean to be rude when I say this, but literally every gacha fan says this about their favorite gacha game. I've tried a few and it's always underwhelming.

>>713631695
>described as radiant, luminous beings.
Yeah, white humans.

>>713631695
So really pale, pointy eared humans.

>>713631823
If most media depicts elves as long-lived humans with pointy ears, then that's what they are because that's how fiction works.

>>713631924
The only other gachas with "good" gameplay are ZZZ/PGR. They're action games though, this is a sRPG. If you don't like sRPGs you won't like the game.
As far as systems that manage a sRPG, this game is objectively good.

>>713629830
This is describing post-Christianization elves. Tolkien was drawing from real, pagan elves which are god-like humans.

>>713629325 (OP)
>Nigger ass
That's the average korean game lmao

All elves should be bonkyubon

>>713629325 (OP)
why are koreans so fucking bad at proportions? their characters all look like ayy lmaos

>>713632968
Because they are fetishized. It's like asking why furries draw animals, you retard. Because it turns them on.

>>713632968
unironically because if the head is large enough on an anime girl then it can be argued to be a loli and thus taken down.

>>713633076
There’s a point at which the proportions get to be so exaggerated that it breaks the composition. It’s like an impressionist painting that just gets so abstracted from the original thing that it stops being impressionist and just turns into random arbitrary brush strokes.
Think all of that terrible hex maniac porn art where she has two fucking Hindenburgs welded to her chest and it stops looking sexy because you’re basically just looking at a puddle of flesh.

>>713632968
Small head makes everything else about her look bigger/more curvy.

>>713633598
Yeah man, try arguing with someones fetish. I'm sure it's gonna work out great for you when their only criteria is
>does it make my PP harder?
and you're here trying to bust out your retarded arguments for why the artists fetish should not be appealing to him.

>>713634007
I’m not arguing that fetishists need to change their fetishes. I’m arguing that fetishists are fucking deranged and need to be put in cages. When you get to the point in your life where only flesh puddles and ayy lmao abominations turn you on, you are unfit to live in society

>>713633598
This nigga hates curvy Hex Maniac!

>>713632968
Because South Koreans are obsessed with inhuman looks and plastic surgery, these are what they wish humans looked like.

>>713634882
>be in 4chan
>"muh unfit for society"
>trying to be a moralfag

>>713635329
would you let a gooner babysit your child?

>>713635413
Would you let a 4chan poster babysit your child?

>>713635413
child what? tf are you talking about. I'm not going to say what you are but you're retarded

>>713635537
Depends on the poster. I’ve met some decent anons irl.
On the other hand, I would not trust any gooner in the history of the world babysit a kid

I never really understood the obsession with elves as an "other" species because they are literally just humans with pointy ears. Like people caring about hylians vs humans in Zelda. Who the fuck cares it's the same shit

Jak and Daxter or Kameo?

>>713629325 (OP)
edit the pantyhose to brown and the decorations to black
add fishnets all over

>>713629325 (OP)
Orcs are fallen elves faggot. Tolken's word is the law. Stfu

>>713629325 (OP)
>Why do koreans think that elves are part orc.
What do you mean they aren't? They fuck each other so much they might as well be the same species

>>713629325 (OP)
Do you happen to be gay?

>>713640956
Good lord