>*bzz* Sam, do you read me? Fragile here. For your next mission I need you to transport a very special delivery, [JAMALMAN's Sperm Stockpile].
>[JAMALMAN's Sperm Stockpile] is an extremely heavy cargo, our biggest yet, and we at Drawbridge are really adamant that you don't damage it in any way. On a totally unrelated note, you know how those delicious giant bug meals we feed you are pricey, and it would be a real shame if the shortage worsened in your cozy little pod.
>So, you must cross the plate gate from the UVSA (United Villages of Subsaharian Africa) into the TECA (Timmy Ethno-Confederation of America) in order to supply the BBB breeding facilit— I mean, to repopulate our disconnected world or something.
>Can you do this for me? It's important, Sam. Your friend DIE-HARDMAN himself asked me to task you with it, and he tells me that were you to succeed, he may reward you with a cute sticker for your backpack! You like those, right?
>Oh and... lastly, should you detect him and some unusual movement within the base, he's visiting me for uhh... a very urgent briefing.
>We thank you, Sam. We're truly grateful for your irreplaceable work. Now I've got some very important business to attend to here this whole upcoming week, so I might not answer calls, hope you understand. Keep on keeping on! *bzz*
>[JAMALMAN's Sperm Stockpile] is an extremely heavy cargo, our biggest yet, and we at Drawbridge are really adamant that you don't damage it in any way. On a totally unrelated note, you know how those delicious giant bug meals we feed you are pricey, and it would be a real shame if the shortage worsened in your cozy little pod.
>So, you must cross the plate gate from the UVSA (United Villages of Subsaharian Africa) into the TECA (Timmy Ethno-Confederation of America) in order to supply the BBB breeding facilit— I mean, to repopulate our disconnected world or something.
>Can you do this for me? It's important, Sam. Your friend DIE-HARDMAN himself asked me to task you with it, and he tells me that were you to succeed, he may reward you with a cute sticker for your backpack! You like those, right?
>Oh and... lastly, should you detect him and some unusual movement within the base, he's visiting me for uhh... a very urgent briefing.
>We thank you, Sam. We're truly grateful for your irreplaceable work. Now I've got some very important business to attend to here this whole upcoming week, so I might not answer calls, hope you understand. Keep on keeping on! *bzz*
