Thread 713638759 - /v/ [Archived: 807 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:42:47 PM No.713638759
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What is your HONEST opinion on this design?
Replies: >>713638982 >>713639034 >>713639120 >>713639227 >>713639592 >>713641029 >>713641297 >>713641448 >>713642178 >>713643327 >>713643360 >>713643829 >>713646143 >>713648396 >>713653476 >>713655127 >>713657295 >>713657567 >>713659196 >>713664319 >>713666653 >>713667060 >>713669727 >>713671431
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:45:24 PM No.713638982
>>713638759 (OP)
I like it.
Still not ever going to buy another Nintendo product as long as I live.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:45:38 PM No.713638995
Too short for a 13 y/o
Replies: >>713641112 >>713642873 >>713671114
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:46:08 PM No.713639034
>>713638759 (OP)
she should be falling on my dick
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:47:05 PM No.713639120
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>>713638759 (OP)
why is she constantly barefoot?
it's distracting
>captcha: AGONY
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:48:29 PM No.713639227
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>>713638759 (OP)
feet
Replies: >>713639431 >>713650790
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:51:06 PM No.713639431
>>713639227
what about em?
Replies: >>713640552
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:53:03 PM No.713639592
>>713638759 (OP)
remove the pants
Replies: >>713639689
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:54:01 PM No.713639689
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>>713639592
Replies: >>713642129 >>713642460 >>713652441 >>713658630 >>713669779
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:58:18 PM No.713640046
muri muri
Replies: >>713640149 >>713640321
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:59:41 PM No.713640149
Ken-sama
Ken-sama
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>>713640046
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:01:28 PM No.713640321
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>>713640046
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:04:08 PM No.713640552
>>713639431
>her dress is sliding up
no wonder she had to wear pants
Replies: >>713640637
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:05:07 PM No.713640637
>>713640552
She's probably wearing one of those shirts that looks like a dress.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:09:22 PM No.713640975
Cute, but looks more like a midget than a kid.
Replies: >>713641059 >>713641112
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:10:09 PM No.713641029
>>713638759 (OP)
forced
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:10:35 PM No.713641059
>>713640975
that's the mario curse
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:11:03 PM No.713641112
>>713638995
>>713640975
I think I know why she's a dwarf.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:13:30 PM No.713641297
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>>713638759 (OP)
sex
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:15:12 PM No.713641448
>>713638759 (OP)
I like it, but I want to know exactly why the dev team decided to implement it like this.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:21:38 PM No.713641964
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Replies: >>713642020 >>713642267
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:22:37 PM No.713642020
>>713641964
this is just taking the mario universe design language and conflating it with mario the character
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:23:50 PM No.713642129
>>713639689
this is what i was thinking, thanks for making it a reality, random artist in the sky
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:24:25 PM No.713642178
>>713638759 (OP)
Looks ragged. I kinda see what they were going for in term of references but I personally don't like the end result.
Replies: >>713642287
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:25:27 PM No.713642267
>>713641964
Cool, but is the implication here that Pauline is Mario's twin sister? Because this character is literally Pauline, but younger. She's not Pauline's daughter or anything.
Replies: >>713642725 >>713649325
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:25:38 PM No.713642287
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>>713642178
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:27:53 PM No.713642460
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>>713639689
The final design looks like a fusion between this cavewoman design and the gold rush aesthetic, thus the jeans
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:30:57 PM No.713642725
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>>713642267
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:32:51 PM No.713642873
Screenshot (172)
Screenshot (172)
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>>713638995
way too short
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:38:05 PM No.713643327
>>713638759 (OP)
Looks like a PS3 game.
Replies: >>713647480
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:38:27 PM No.713643360
>>713638759 (OP)
She looks like Little Red Riding Hood from Hoodwinked.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:45:03 PM No.713643829
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>>713638759 (OP)
Built for DKC
Replies: >>713643928 >>713645729
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:46:18 PM No.713643928
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>>713643829
if only she was in DKC
Replies: >>713645196 >>713646147
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:46:19 PM No.713643930
Not buying the game until it's confirmed I can play without the English dub
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:02:48 PM No.713645196
>>713643928
soul...
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:09:58 PM No.713645729
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>>713643829
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:15:37 PM No.713646143
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>>713638759 (OP)
Hag chads are the most oppressed people on the planet.
Replies: >>713646221
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:15:39 PM No.713646147
>>713643928
Surprised she's never shown up in a Country game before. I could easily see her as some reluctant person that speaks with DK at some kind of shop/gate.
Replies: >>713647674
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:16:27 PM No.713646221
>>713646143
Good.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:32:03 PM No.713647480
>>713643327
it is a game for a portable device
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:34:16 PM No.713647674
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>>713646147
country games where really about makingits own world full of animals with out people and disconecting from the past.
so im not suprised.

If Pauline was made by rareware at the time, she probably would be "sexier"
Replies: >>713648038 >>713658945
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:38:39 PM No.713648038
>>713647674
That's true. Mario never showed up either.

Anyways, someone make a full animation for me of Orchid washing that car while getting all wet and soapy herself. Do it NOW!
Replies: >>713648250 >>713658080
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:41:24 PM No.713648250
>>713648038
No.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:43:24 PM No.713648396
>>713638759 (OP)
>uncanny wii u tier norwood 3
Everything about this game is revolting to look at.
Replies: >>713654261
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:54:48 PM No.713649325
>>713642267
It's a dumb theory
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:12:36 AM No.713650790
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>>713639227
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:34:32 AM No.713652441
>>713639689
Cute!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:48:41 AM No.713653476
>>713638759 (OP)
It's great, and you can tell they used sensitivity consultants to ensure that pedos won't over-fetishize it. /v/ is trying but you can tell it isn't working, because she's not sexualized by Nintendo in the first place.
Replies: >>713655028
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:58:43 AM No.713654261
>>713648396
>norwood 3
it's just a widow's peak, bro
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:07:58 AM No.713655028
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>>713653476
>exposed feet on all but one costume
They failed
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:09:13 AM No.713655127
>>713638759 (OP)
Nintendo sucks and over a million Switch 2's have been returned LMAO
Replies: >>713656437
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:25:49 AM No.713656437
>>713655127
source?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:36:29 AM No.713657295
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>>713638759 (OP)
Replies: >>713657480 >>713657740
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:38:50 AM No.713657480
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>>713657295
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:39:56 AM No.713657567
>>713638759 (OP)
>t. Pedophile Thread
Replies: >>713666884
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:42:04 AM No.713657740
DKSuperPredator
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>>713657295
Based
Replies: >>713657828
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:43:11 AM No.713657828
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>>713657740
Replies: >>713660610
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:46:12 AM No.713658080
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>>713648038
>Mario never showed up either
Casual.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:53:36 AM No.713658630
>>713639689
this looks way better
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:57:23 AM No.713658945
>>713647674
she was pretty sexy in Mario Odyssey
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:00:58 AM No.713659196
>>713638759 (OP)
Porn will save it.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:20:11 AM No.713660610
>>713657828
Why does he look like a cartoon seth rogen
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:23:15 AM No.713660846
I'm not crazy, am I?
This is the most Pixar story plot ever not made by Pixar?
I'm not even talking about the art
Replies: >>713661272 >>713663767
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:29:31 AM No.713661272
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>>713660846
I got that vibe from the game too. The last minute of the direct with the Disney-ass kid's movie song playing in the back really hammered it home.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:08:29 AM No.713663767
>>713660846
It is, it's the mario movie's fault
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:16:56 AM No.713664319
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>>713638759 (OP)
Mating press
Replies: >>713665643
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:39:13 AM No.713665643
>>713664319

catbox plz
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:54:55 AM No.713666653
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>>713638759 (OP)
Pauline is cute cute CUTE
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:58:58 AM No.713666884
>>713657567
>InB4 an anon says "ERRMM TECHNICALLY ITS HEBEPHILE WHICH IS ACTUALLY QUITE DIFFERENT. YOU SEE WHEN A GIRL REACHES A CERTAIN AGE...."
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:01:52 AM No.713667060
>>713638759 (OP)
I don't like it. Pauline is a classy lady in a cocktail dress. Why make her young self an ugly tomboy?
Replies: >>713667286 >>713669261
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:05:53 AM No.713667286
>>713667060
That's because she isn't actually Pauline.
Replies: >>713668372 >>713669192
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:23:54 AM No.713668372
>>713667286
mario if he trans
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:37:05 AM No.713669192
>>713667286
Then why is her name pauline....?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:38:04 AM No.713669261
>>713667060
that happens to women IRL
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:43:07 AM No.713669574
looks like it was made by muttericans
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:45:29 AM No.713669727
>>713638759 (OP)
I honestly think it's amazing and as unique as you can get for the type of character. Outfit and hairstyle on point and cute without leaning too much into moeshit
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:46:31 AM No.713669779
>>713639689
Yabba dabba doo
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:48:39 AM No.713669915
Giga cringe they had to cater to pedos
Replies: >>713670869
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:04:12 AM No.713670869
>>713669915
I don't think they're doing that anon...
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:06:18 AM No.713671008
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Waaaah!
Replies: >>713671078
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:07:29 AM No.713671078
pauline wtf_thumb.jpg
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>>713671008
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:08:06 AM No.713671114
>>713638995
She should be 10 feet tall yeah
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:08:20 AM No.713671127
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>actively appealing to feet and cunnychads
we're so fucking back
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:12:11 AM No.713671330
So now we know that she sounds like Mario.
As for the game itself, I can't be so sure that I see myself completing it as quickly as I did Super Mario Odyssey.
Replies: >>713671653
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:13:39 AM No.713671431
reddit faces
reddit faces
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>>713638759 (OP)
Troon Kong is the design that I have fundamental issues with.
it doesn't even act like DK.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:17:42 AM No.713671653
>>713671330
>So now we know that she sounds like Mario
She sounds like a shitty cringe anime dub actor with 0 acting talent. because that's who she's voiced by..