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What is your HONEST opinion on this design?
Anonymous No.713638982 [Report]
>>713638759 (OP)
I like it.
Still not ever going to buy another Nintendo product as long as I live.
Anonymous No.713638995 [Report] >>713641112 >>713642873 >>713671114
Too short for a 13 y/o
Anonymous No.713639034 [Report]
>>713638759 (OP)
she should be falling on my dick
Anonymous No.713639120 [Report]
>>713638759 (OP)
why is she constantly barefoot?
it's distracting
>captcha: AGONY
Anonymous No.713639227 [Report] >>713639431 >>713650790
>>713638759 (OP)
feet
Anonymous No.713639431 [Report] >>713640552
>>713639227
what about em?
Anonymous No.713639592 [Report] >>713639689
>>713638759 (OP)
remove the pants
Anonymous No.713639689 [Report] >>713642129 >>713642460 >>713652441 >>713658630 >>713669779
>>713639592
Anonymous No.713640046 [Report] >>713640149 >>713640321
muri muri
Anonymous No.713640149 [Report]
>>713640046
Anonymous No.713640321 [Report]
>>713640046
Anonymous No.713640552 [Report] >>713640637
>>713639431
>her dress is sliding up
no wonder she had to wear pants
Anonymous No.713640637 [Report]
>>713640552
She's probably wearing one of those shirts that looks like a dress.
Anonymous No.713640975 [Report] >>713641059 >>713641112
Cute, but looks more like a midget than a kid.
Anonymous No.713641029 [Report]
>>713638759 (OP)
forced
Anonymous No.713641059 [Report]
>>713640975
that's the mario curse
Anonymous No.713641112 [Report]
>>713638995
>>713640975
I think I know why she's a dwarf.
Anonymous No.713641297 [Report]
>>713638759 (OP)
sex
Anonymous No.713641448 [Report]
>>713638759 (OP)
I like it, but I want to know exactly why the dev team decided to implement it like this.
Anonymous No.713641964 [Report] >>713642020 >>713642267
Anonymous No.713642020 [Report]
>>713641964
this is just taking the mario universe design language and conflating it with mario the character
Anonymous No.713642129 [Report]
>>713639689
this is what i was thinking, thanks for making it a reality, random artist in the sky
Anonymous No.713642178 [Report] >>713642287
>>713638759 (OP)
Looks ragged. I kinda see what they were going for in term of references but I personally don't like the end result.
Anonymous No.713642267 [Report] >>713642725 >>713649325
>>713641964
Cool, but is the implication here that Pauline is Mario's twin sister? Because this character is literally Pauline, but younger. She's not Pauline's daughter or anything.
Anonymous No.713642287 [Report]
>>713642178
Anonymous No.713642460 [Report]
>>713639689
The final design looks like a fusion between this cavewoman design and the gold rush aesthetic, thus the jeans
Anonymous No.713642725 [Report]
>>713642267
Anonymous No.713642873 [Report]
>>713638995
way too short
Anonymous No.713643327 [Report] >>713647480
>>713638759 (OP)
Looks like a PS3 game.
Anonymous No.713643360 [Report]
>>713638759 (OP)
She looks like Little Red Riding Hood from Hoodwinked.
Anonymous No.713643829 [Report] >>713643928 >>713645729
>>713638759 (OP)
Built for DKC
Anonymous No.713643928 [Report] >>713645196 >>713646147
>>713643829
if only she was in DKC
Anonymous No.713643930 [Report]
Not buying the game until it's confirmed I can play without the English dub
Anonymous No.713645196 [Report]
>>713643928
soul...
Anonymous No.713645729 [Report]
>>713643829
Anonymous No.713646143 [Report] >>713646221
>>713638759 (OP)
Hag chads are the most oppressed people on the planet.
Anonymous No.713646147 [Report] >>713647674
>>713643928
Surprised she's never shown up in a Country game before. I could easily see her as some reluctant person that speaks with DK at some kind of shop/gate.
Anonymous No.713646221 [Report]
>>713646143
Good.
Anonymous No.713647480 [Report]
>>713643327
it is a game for a portable device
Anonymous No.713647674 [Report] >>713648038 >>713658945
>>713646147
country games where really about makingits own world full of animals with out people and disconecting from the past.
so im not suprised.

If Pauline was made by rareware at the time, she probably would be "sexier"
Anonymous No.713648038 [Report] >>713648250 >>713658080
>>713647674
That's true. Mario never showed up either.

Anyways, someone make a full animation for me of Orchid washing that car while getting all wet and soapy herself. Do it NOW!
Anonymous No.713648250 [Report]
>>713648038
No.
Anonymous No.713648396 [Report] >>713654261
>>713638759 (OP)
>uncanny wii u tier norwood 3
Everything about this game is revolting to look at.
Anonymous No.713649325 [Report]
>>713642267
It's a dumb theory
Anonymous No.713650790 [Report]
>>713639227
Anonymous No.713652441 [Report]
>>713639689
Cute!
Anonymous No.713653476 [Report] >>713655028
>>713638759 (OP)
It's great, and you can tell they used sensitivity consultants to ensure that pedos won't over-fetishize it. /v/ is trying but you can tell it isn't working, because she's not sexualized by Nintendo in the first place.
Anonymous No.713654261 [Report]
>>713648396
>norwood 3
it's just a widow's peak, bro
Anonymous No.713655028 [Report]
>>713653476
>exposed feet on all but one costume
They failed
Anonymous No.713655127 [Report] >>713656437
>>713638759 (OP)
Nintendo sucks and over a million Switch 2's have been returned LMAO
Anonymous No.713656437 [Report]
>>713655127
source?
Anonymous No.713657295 [Report] >>713657480 >>713657740
>>713638759 (OP)
Anonymous No.713657480 [Report]
>>713657295
Anonymous No.713657567 [Report] >>713666884
>>713638759 (OP)
>t. Pedophile Thread
Anonymous No.713657740 [Report] >>713657828
>>713657295
Based
Anonymous No.713657828 [Report] >>713660610
>>713657740
Anonymous No.713658080 [Report]
>>713648038
>Mario never showed up either
Casual.
Anonymous No.713658630 [Report]
>>713639689
this looks way better
Anonymous No.713658945 [Report]
>>713647674
she was pretty sexy in Mario Odyssey
Anonymous No.713659196 [Report]
>>713638759 (OP)
Porn will save it.
Anonymous No.713660610 [Report]
>>713657828
Why does he look like a cartoon seth rogen
Anonymous No.713660846 [Report] >>713661272 >>713663767
I'm not crazy, am I?
This is the most Pixar story plot ever not made by Pixar?
I'm not even talking about the art
Anonymous No.713661272 [Report]
>>713660846
I got that vibe from the game too. The last minute of the direct with the Disney-ass kid's movie song playing in the back really hammered it home.
Anonymous No.713663767 [Report]
>>713660846
It is, it's the mario movie's fault
Anonymous No.713664319 [Report] >>713665643
>>713638759 (OP)
Mating press
Anonymous No.713665643 [Report]
>>713664319

catbox plz
Anonymous No.713666653 [Report]
>>713638759 (OP)
Pauline is cute cute CUTE
Anonymous No.713666884 [Report]
>>713657567
>InB4 an anon says "ERRMM TECHNICALLY ITS HEBEPHILE WHICH IS ACTUALLY QUITE DIFFERENT. YOU SEE WHEN A GIRL REACHES A CERTAIN AGE...."
Anonymous No.713667060 [Report] >>713667286 >>713669261
>>713638759 (OP)
I don't like it. Pauline is a classy lady in a cocktail dress. Why make her young self an ugly tomboy?
Anonymous No.713667286 [Report] >>713668372 >>713669192
>>713667060
That's because she isn't actually Pauline.
Anonymous No.713668372 [Report]
>>713667286
mario if he trans
Anonymous No.713669192 [Report]
>>713667286
Then why is her name pauline....?
Anonymous No.713669261 [Report]
>>713667060
that happens to women IRL
Anonymous No.713669574 [Report]
looks like it was made by muttericans
Anonymous No.713669727 [Report]
>>713638759 (OP)
I honestly think it's amazing and as unique as you can get for the type of character. Outfit and hairstyle on point and cute without leaning too much into moeshit
Anonymous No.713669779 [Report]
>>713639689
Yabba dabba doo
Anonymous No.713669915 [Report] >>713670869
Giga cringe they had to cater to pedos
Anonymous No.713670869 [Report]
>>713669915
I don't think they're doing that anon...
Anonymous No.713671008 [Report] >>713671078
Waaaah!
Anonymous No.713671078 [Report]
>>713671008
Anonymous No.713671114 [Report]
>>713638995
She should be 10 feet tall yeah
Anonymous No.713671127 [Report]
>actively appealing to feet and cunnychads
we're so fucking back
Anonymous No.713671330 [Report] >>713671653
So now we know that she sounds like Mario.
As for the game itself, I can't be so sure that I see myself completing it as quickly as I did Super Mario Odyssey.
Anonymous No.713671431 [Report]
>>713638759 (OP)
Troon Kong is the design that I have fundamental issues with.
it doesn't even act like DK.
Anonymous No.713671653 [Report]
>>713671330
>So now we know that she sounds like Mario
She sounds like a shitty cringe anime dub actor with 0 acting talent. because that's who she's voiced by..