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Cute future couple.

>>713642597
bro that's a monkey...

I hate Soilent Kong.

Why would a male monkey even bother with human kid? Abducting a busty female for ooga booga is at the very least a believable motive

>>713642597
>Childhood friends to couple
Kino

>>713642330 (OP)
soul...

>>713642330 (OP)
New DK is growing on me.

>>713643424
>Italian woman
>clean shaven

C'mon now.

>>713642330 (OP)
that’s not dk

Why is she a midget?

>>713642330 (OP)
dont smile at monkeys
>>713643424
ook ook OOK OOK OOK OOOOOOOK

>>713643606
She grows into being the only tall human in the land later on

>>713643606
Anon have you never seen a child before?

Look everyone its DK.

>>713643518
Pauline was from New York
Mario was an Italian-American carpenter from Brooklyn
Donkey Kong was originally an ape that escaped from the zoo

Obviously your point still stands, but only because the original Donkey Kong came out in July 1981. Mario is 26, so he would have been born in 1954/1955. He'd be 70 today if he aged in real time. But everyone in the early 80s was as hairy as DK.

>>713643816
Kek'd

>Mario's daughter
Why are people pushing this retarded theory when is clearly just it's own continuity doing a reboot?

>>713642330 (OP)
You just know

>>713644057
You're saying Mario is trans?

>>713644428
No.
I'm saying that a new era of Super Mario might be upon us.

>>713644428
Yes.

>>713644537
>>713644747
So did Mario cut off his super mushroom or did his mini mushroom get a power-up? That's clearly Mario's father working as a referee.

>>713644878
I think that Shigeru Miyamoto always planned to have Mario and Pauline reunite.

>>713642330 (OP)
interracial propaganda getting kinda crazy these days ngl

>>713645005
He knows he's getting sicker so he has to do it now

>>713645202
he's white

>>713645432
*jewish

>>713645005
You're saying that New Donk City is Mario being forced to confront a more realistic world outside of the Mushroom Kingdom, the facade starting to crack, being forced to confront a future where he grew up as a woman and continued to sing and grow before the testosterone destroyed his vocal range and stunted his height? The lack of a father figure led the child Pauline to replace him with herself, sublimating his image and becoming him.

>>713645432
my ancestor :)

>>713645468
No.
He and Pauline got back together after Super Mario Odyssey and Pauline (Jr.) is their daughter.

>>713642717
That's not nice, she doesn't even have a tail.

>>713642330 (OP)
>those knowing glances
Yep, they fucked

how r they gonna explain dk kidnapping pauline in the og series if this is a prequel?
im assuming she rejected him once she grew up and he went on an incel rampage, but i dunno if nintendo plays like that. mite be be too.. topical

>>713647143
This is a sequel, Mario is finally going to get his happy ending with Pauline.
I can feel it.

>>713642597
cute copule right now

>>713647143
Reboot of DK in general I imagine, which is why they completely changed his appearance and made him more child-like.

Nobody cares about your Donkey Kong sacred timeline

>>713647438
How did Mario end up with such a cute daughter?

>>713647438
>>713646126
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>>713644537
>>713644057
This spam is really annoying.

>>713647705
Only the low IQ don't care about consistency

>>713642597
>Hey DK! It's been a while!
>Hm? Oh yeah, haha! I have grown a bit, huh?

>>713647909
I don't know.
But I do believe it would be a very smart of Nintendo to produce Mario platformers targeted towards female gamers.

>>713647438
So who's getting with Peach instead? Bowser? Toad?

>>713648230
Jumpman.

>>713647438
well now I want to embrance this schizo theory, I've already embraced another schizo theory on Cookie Run Kingdom, so why not embrace this one too

>>713648063
There is no consistency in the Mario franchise.
Mario was originally a carpenter and was changed into a plumber working in new york for Mario Bros. and Pauline was blonde, for example.
>>713648339
Jumpman never existend in the japanese versions. The name was made up for the localization.

>>713648103
>artist didn't want to draw a chubby body

>>713648445
Those are minor shifts compared to the idea that they don't have any explanation for little Pauline.
And Mario was the name made up for the localization of DK.

Great, the total number of Donkey Kong x loli Pauline porn is sure to increase... Thanks for feeding the pedophiles, Nintendo.

>>713649037
>And Mario was the name made up for the localization of DK.
Jumpman was the one made by the localization while Mario was used for the sales brochure. Regardless the japanese team decided on the name Mario completely separately from them and it was by complete coincidence that the brochure got it right.
>Those are minor shifts
There are bigger inconsistencies like hinting in Luigi's Mansion 1 that Bowser was fucking dead in that setting.

>>713642330 (OP)
My wife Plaplina

>It's not pedophilia if it's a cartoon!!!
Day of the Rope, SOON.

>>713648063
>Only the low IQ don't care about consistency

>>713649748
It really isn't. You're just like being upset by fictional things.

>>713645432
Looks like a British or a pole.

>>713649881
What is it a cartoon OF, Rajneesh!?!

>>713649054
How do you know that weegee and pauline's seed?

>>713649118
>>713649748
Lolicon website

>>713642717
Out of ten

>>713651287
It's a bannable offense on any board other than /b/ moot HATED you faggots and it even used to be bannable on /b/ too.

Pedophile newfaggot scum.

>>713650376
>>713649748
>IS THAT A DRAWING OF A CAT??
>DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I'M ALLERGIC?????

>>713651631
>Sexual sin is just like sneezing!
Retard.

>>713651615
>this guy HATED you

And?

>>713645432
nigger's a nigger

>>713651705
>It's just a drawing, you can't be allergic to it

A drawing of WHAT?

Retard.

"Bing-Bing Wahoo!"

>>713651857
>Equating sexual sin to an allergy
Keep it up, retard.

>>713652045
>Equating an allergy to sexual sin
Keep it up, retard.

>>713652115
Jerking off is immoral. Always has been. Jerking off to pics of kids and drawings of kids is doubly so.

Cope and seethe.

>>713643503
Literally the opposite for me. He looks like such a fag each time i see his face i get angry. I was hoping id get used to it but i seemingly can’t.

>>713651615
>bannable
Bananable

Post dicking.

>>713651857
A real kid and a drawing aren't the same.
This is a real kid, does that scare you?

>>713652254
People are allergic to cats. Always have been. Having allergic reactions to cats and drawings of cats is a real thing.

Cope and seethe.

>>713648916
Why would she be chubby?

>>713652336
tyrone why do you have that video saved?

>>713651615
>Pedophile newfaggot scum
>said the guy who don't even know what pedobear was
kys newfag

>>713652336
fucking kill yourself

>>713642330 (OP)
banjo kazooie aah game

>>713652845
>chubby
I should have said stubby. It doesn't even look like Pauline

>>713652336
Post more

>>713651705
>sin
Oh no, the church it's here.

>>713652346
What did anon mean by this?

>>713647143
The timeline got rebooted in Mario Galaxy with the ending.

>>713649676
Sauce