>desire to play elden ring
>create new character
>spend 1.5 hours running around collecting shit to get started
>talk to npcs
>get build set up
>finally ready to "start"
>get bored and quit
Fromsoft has perfected the skyrim formula: appealing to watch, appalling to play

How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe

>>713646002 (OP)
Thats a nigga

I look like that and I play elden ring

>>713646002 (OP)
you're a faggot

>>713646127
you are born gay

>>713646127
>he doesnt know about docking

>>713646208
Please, please, PLEASE, be in
LONDON
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>>713646002 (OP)
I hate being a bifag because I loathe the entire alphabet mafia and just want to jerk off to cute guys in peace.

>>713646002 (OP)
why is her pussy so phat ?

>>713647109
>LONDON
You want to have sex with muslims?

>>713646127
It's not my fault that some boys are cuter than most girls.

>>713646002 (OP)
Should have done NG++++++ and changed build at Rennala's .
It's not fun starting over from scratch. It's more fun increasing the difficulty with a maxed-out character.

You wouldn’t have sex with a twink.

>>713648192
it's no fun when you have an endgame build, the fun part is playing with restrictions

>>713648192
Call it autism if you want but i like playthroughs to be "pure". Ng, completing as little content as possible before getting the build fully set up, etc.
I have probably spent 100 hours or more at this point just in that beginning section of elden ring running around collecting the seeds and items and all that shit...

>>713646002 (OP)
I know that feel too well, bro. I should do a NG+ indeed but a part of the fun is slowly increasing your stats, and by the time you beat the game you have enough levels to max all stats you need anyway.
In fact I don't think I've ever done any NG+ run of a souls game because I get bored very quickly even if I switch my build, probably for that reason.

>>713649282
I would do ng+ in ds3 because gael was my favorite boss, so i would speedrun to get to him so i can fight him again
He is literally the best boss in the entire franchise, and perhaps the only good one

>>713646002 (OP)
What I do with new ER runs is open up CE and spawn in all the materials needed so I can skip the tedium of visiting every church. I just level the estuses as needed so I don't just get 15 +10 estuses immediately.

>>713648758
I would if the twink had a huge cock.