Switch 2 - /v/ (#713649698) [Archived: 751 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:58:57 PM No.713649698
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Now that the dust has settled, was he right about the Switch 2?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:59:57 PM No.713649765
Why is /v/ obsessed with this guy?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:01:34 AM No.713649916
>>713649698 (OP)
Didn't Phil kill his first Switch by leaving it on sleep mode when it was docked?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:01:37 AM No.713649923
The KING is RIGHT... AGAIN!

nintendies cant take it anymore
BREAKING NEWS
6/26/2025, 12:03:21 AM No.713650059
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>>713649698 (OP)
It's actually funny because he does make valid criticism of Nintendo bad netcode due to Nintendo's Online service being p2p but since he says it and he sucks at games his statement is completely delegitimized.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:06:13 AM No.713650278
>>713649698 (OP)
based /ourking/ BTFOing tendies and shills
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:07:28 AM No.713650386
>>713649765
He's a fucking alien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:08:10 AM No.713650442
>>713649916
lmao why the fuck would that kill any device? what a piece of shit
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:08:59 AM No.713650505
Nope. Usually anti-Nintendo grifter. He's up to part 14 of his Mario Kart World playthrough.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:09:39 AM No.713650557
>>713649765
king of /v/
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:09:39 AM No.713650558
Buying a Nintendo console before it gets the new mainline Zelda game is just silly. Just wait until that happens. There will probably even been a hardware revision by then with a better screen.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:11:55 AM No.713650739
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>>713650386
Oh man, I just rewatched this and I started laughing like a fucking madman
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:12:24 AM No.713650778
>>713650386
this is absolute kino
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:13:04 AM No.713650828
>>713649916
>leaving a switch in sleep mode will break it
do nintendoids really?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:15:01 AM No.713650951
>>713649916
isn't that what you're expected to do? you have to long press a hardware-only button and navigate a menu in order to even turn the piece of shit off
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:16:54 AM No.713651078
>>713649765
kiwifarms is obsessed with people that live more successful lives than they do, so they create soapbox community to moan about these creators whom they deem "lolcows". add in some cia money from thiel and the likes to help regurgitate same shit, and you've got perfect psyop to keep people on this negative feedback loop where they can be programmed.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:18:50 AM No.713651231
fritanga tea 2
fritanga tea 2
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>>713649698 (OP)
I dunno, but my favorite lolcow is FritangaPlays.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:19:10 AM No.713651245
>>713651078
Thanks chat gpt
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:20:14 AM No.713651332
>>713651078
kiwifarms got manipulated by a narcissistic cuckold because of their blind, uncontrollable rage for rikieta

I have never seen a website take so many Ls over the span of the last few months
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:22:07 AM No.713651497
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>>713649698 (OP)
>No Coffers filled tonight
Dents, your response?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:27:08 AM No.713651904
>>713650386
>goes on an autistic tirade
>doesn't even unbox the game
10/10, never gets old
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:30:17 AM No.713652126
>>713649698 (OP)
Didn't he try to buy 2 Switch 2s?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:31:40 AM No.713652227
>>713650059
You're not wrong. He actually does make some good points, but it's just way too easy to make fun of him that agreeing with him doesn't even become an option.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:32:08 AM No.713652258
>>713649698 (OP)
Phil is a literal retard, not sure how anyone could take what he thinks seriously.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:32:08 AM No.713652260
>>713652126
He tried but his order got cancelled. Presumably by 1 switch per household policy that was in effect during the release.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:32:15 AM No.713652272
>>713651231
what's wrong with jerking off to tranny porn?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:32:32 AM No.713652301
>>713649698 (OP)
Phil doing his usual ragebait grift
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:36:09 AM No.713652567
>>713649698 (OP)
Heโ€™s wrong cause he went back on what he said and heโ€™s still playing Mario Kart, he somehow convinced himself thatโ€™s what the retards want
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:37:35 AM No.713652667
Why hasn't Kino Casino uploaded in a week? I need my internet drama whores to tell me what's going on
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:42:16 AM No.713653007
>>713652667
Wondering this too, recently started watching them and got hooked, need my fix NOW.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:43:22 AM No.713653105
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>>713649765
Dude played Doom I + II and given his age I expected medium-high level play from him, and I got low level and SLOW play from him. There isn't an honest bone in that man's body whenever he speaks. And he's probably in cahoots with that youtuber who makes videos called "This is how you DON'T PLAY..." because DSP isn't interesting enough for even that. He's a milquetoast grifter barely popping off at all. The man has lost all his passion. Sad shit.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:46:42 AM No.713653352
>>713651078
ppl shit on dsp even longer than kiwis exist.