Thread 713658464

>NINTENDO AND SONY PICTURES HAVE CAST BELARUSIAN MODEL DAYANA LITOSHYK TO PLAY YOUNG PRINCESS ZELDA IN THE FILM ADAPTATION OF THE POPULAR VIDEO GAME.
PIRAT_NATION PLEASE POST ABOUT THIS ON TWITTER!

I'm crying

I just looked her up and she looks way younger on instagram and with blonder hair. Did I get the worng girl? Either way both are really hot

>>713658464 (OP)
source?

Is Belarus the only based post-Warsaw pact country?

Most of the other countries immediately became USA puppet states, controlled by weird capitalist power grabs that are hilariously insulting to call "democracy".

I heard Belarus was the only one who didn't instantly have skyrocketing cost-of-living in the 90s due to "shock therapy" introduction of "capitalism"

uuuoohhh ToT

>>713658774
Correction needed

>>713658464 (OP)
Ears too short

Are video game adaptations the next fad in Hollywood now that they ran out of movies to remake?

>>713658774
Oh my...
>>713658819
Moldova. Poland. Hungary. Baltics

>>713658774
Bratties! TToTT

>>713658464 (OP)
Does this mean adult Zelda will be played by Ms. Hunter Schafer?

>>713659152
>Ms.
kys

>>713659121
>>713659104

>>713659101
>tatoo
>crazy eye makeup
>crazy eyebrows
>male chin
>RBF (not even the hot kind)
Gee I wonder

>>713659104
Moldova is the only slightly based (but extremely corrupt capitalist) country on that list

Others are pure USA puppet states.

>>713658774
>gangs of little girls going around bullying grown men
It's dangerous in these streets, bros. Be careful

>>713659152
Females dont evolve into males, anon. They are not digimons.

>>713658464 (OP)
>>>/tv/

saars?

>>713659206
Dystopian shit

>>713659237
https://youtu.be/nXLXmp2oTxI?t=3

>>713658464 (OP)
no fucking way
the west is saved

>>713659361
You mean like the best thing ever? I wish I was him

>>713659328
>pic
Yes, when a lwg touches something its value increases by double. When a jeet touches something it loses all value

>>713658774
Something like this would genuinely make me cry. I can't handle bullying of any kind. I feel bad for the guy

>>713659206
This reminds me of a high-quality ‘p I saw a while back, where four Slavic Patooties are playing naked in a meadow and filming themselves doing obscene things. It literally looked like a scene straight out of the myths of Hyperborea: naked, young beauties expressing their sexuality on a beautiful summer day.

>>713658774
Why are girls so fucking evil bros

>>713658464 (OP)
I will now watch your movie

>>713659417
Obvious fake

>>713659185
>>713659248
If she wishes to identify as a woman, then she's a woman for me. I will respect her wish.

>>713659101
def the tats

>>713659526
you're fried man. the media got you

>>713658464 (OP)
Troon mass suicide imminent I hope

But I bet they are all invisible now and pretend they weren't hoping Nintendo casts a fucking dude

>>713658464 (OP)
>PIRAT_NATION PLEASE POST ABOUT THIS ON TWITTER!
That's a brown PC only who hates Nintendo because they decided to do something about peopel stealing their games after 40 years

>>713658774
What are those lolis doing?

>Nintendo teaming up with Sony Pictures
Why? You're lying.

why are blantantly /tv/ threads on /v/ always the best of both boards?

Can this bitch even speak English properly?

>>713659018
Tennis players are allowed to kiss LGs?

>>713659653
>bitch
Anon she's like 10

>>713659674
Is her dad

>>713659613
Anon…

>>713659328
>jeets realizing nobody likes brown people no matter how much you phull sapport jews

>>713659328
how do i purchase this particular batch of juice?

>>713659417
>hags behaving like niggers
>lolis are a high-trust society

>>713659590
Flirting

>>713659328
I have always wanted to drink wine made by the feet of an lg or to be at a grape harvest party while lgs dance over the grapes.

they should have just made this animated

>>713660097
Animation is in the drains nowadays. Not that live-action isn't either.

why exactly did nintendo choose sony pictures and avi arad? no it's not weird because "but sony and nintendo are enemies!" or some such retardation, it's weird because they mostly make shit movies.
did miyamoto bust a nut watching into the spider-verse and say THIS IS WHAT ZERDA SHOUD BE CARR THIS MAN NOW
seriously you have your pick of almost anyone and anywhere to make your gazillion dollar movie idea and you single out the man who produced MORBIUS

>>713659590
Trying to get raped

>>713660175
Jason Brody on the left

>>713658464 (OP)
You've already made this thread and it got deleted. Fuck. Off. >>>/tv/

>>713660218
>they mostly make shit movies
I'm sure you thought the Illumination Mario movie was just fine.

>>713660282
It’s a cunnyseur thread

Pedophilia = gay adult men with gay little boys

Cunnyseur/Lolicon = Straight adult men with fertile teenage hebe girls (who have hit puberty)

>>713659590
>real children
>"lolis"

>>713660282
Old hag roastie swipe right in grief
No man wants your rotten roast beef.
Now go chug some booze
While I lay down the news:
Men want debt free virgins without tattoos.

>>713660078
all this time I've been wondering if the girl who kept bullying in school me actually liked me.

when I went to school bathroom she barred me from entering. and when I manage to overpower her, she's pushing the door to let herself in. and out of nowhere, I decided to open the door and pulled her in with me. to bathroom was cramped and we're basically hugging each other. at that moment, she calmed down. and did nothing but stared at me. I think she was waiting for me to do something. our classmates noticed us and kept teasing us. that day all the bullying stopped.

I wonder if I should've kissed her right that moment.

>>713660587
Yes it’s called being tsundere
Women don’t show you that level of attention unless they like you and it’s their retarded low-IQ way of flirting and dropping hints

>>713658464 (OP)
based Nintendo back at it again

>>713660175
What are they even talking about, it's like they're speaking a foreign language

>>713660548
This. You faggots are the real evil we are just healthy males

>>713660693
why is it immoral again? they clearly want it and can navigate a relationship like that better than retarded 14 yo boys

>>713660587
She wanted to pee together with you

>>713660282
>>713660570
MEGAsuki website.

>>713660693
>7 year old me thinking I could pull the 14 year olds at the pool doing mermaid poses
I'm close fuck

>>713659101
betting my left nut she has an extensive hello kitty collection

>>713660967
Delete this ugly shit jeet go post your slop in your containment thread

>lg
what is this, a /tv/pedo slang?

>>713659217
>>713659580
>>713661231
>mongs forget the real reason is because now it is a punishable crime that is actually enforced in multiple areas

>>713661525
>Being this new

>>713660693
>>713660175
how do they feel comfortable saying this shit ? fatherlessness ?

>>713661525
It's that one weapon everyone spams in Team Arena.

>>713661551
Shut the fuck up redditor go shill for ugly games somewhere else