Thread 713662370

Sorry for the seemingly off topic question, but I wanna make a SCP dating game I'd really like to know what SCPs exactly do people wanna fuck.

Please answer.

>>713662370 (OP)
It's a requirement that you add Mal0.

Cassy my beloved

811 is a given

4971

The tranny satilite

>>713662370 (OP)
make a tranny satelite and make him explode herself or cut off his antenna if you bully him

>>713666608
>>713666747
>tranny satilite

>>713667292
Which one is that?

It's Nip SCP 020 for me

>>713668217
one that fulfills my fantasies.

you can create scps yourself btw

>giving two shits about SCP after the tranny takeover of the administration
Kill your self

>>713669207
>he can't just ignore the trannies and focus on the good stories
It's a collaborative writing platform, anon, YOU picked the trannies instead of the cool monsters and events to read.

>>713669551
I opened the homepage and got the fag flag thrown in my face.

SCP-3001. Well, not the SCP itself so much as the dudes wife, Anna.

>>713669685
>heartless organization posts the pride flag in the month to attract ESG investors despite being absolutely horrible
Idk, seems pretty in line with the OG foundation. Can't contain the lizard without a bit of that black rock money.

Anyways what old SCPs do you wanna fuck?

Mal0 sexo

QRD on OPs scp?
I dont recognize it

>>713669903
The day the Foundation, a centuries spanning organization that has fingers in so many pies up to and including world governments, needs to appeal to fucking investors for money is the day the series needs to officially be taken out back and shot.

>>713670189
>world governments doesn't need ESG money
Buddy, Google national debt. The world government is fucking broke enough already for dealing with real life matters, and it costs hard cash to buy d boys and femur breakers.

>>713670329
What

>>713670781
What

>>713670329
I don't give a shit. Real world governments don't have access to machines that can dispense liquid gold from fucking thin air. I refuse to believe that the Foundation needs any kind of investment money when they secretly control 80% of the private sector for the sake of maintaining secrecy. I don't deny that running a gigantic operation like the Foundation is expensive, but they've been around long enough and have access to enough literal otherworldly resources that they should never, ever have to resort to something as mundane as pandering to ESG investors.

>>713671283
For every gold printing machine there's one murder monster who needs sacrifice worth that gold to be kept in the cell.
Combine that and the maintenance fees and the wages and the countless other expenses it would be reasonable for them to try earning as much money as possible, and if turning the emblem into rainbows for a month could net them billions, why not?

That and morale boosts. Like 30% of the stem guys are fags do pandering to pride mayve just stopped doctor shit into 41%ing and releasing 682 into new York from work stress.

>>713672164
You are a tranny apologist and need to hang yourself for even tolerating, let alone accepting them.

>>713672345
>this doesn't make sense in lore!
>explains how this perfectly makes sense in the lore
>you are a tranny!!!!
Ah yes ad hominem

>>713672164
>Combine that and the maintenance fees and the wages and the countless other expenses it would be reasonable for them to try earning as much money as possible, and if turning the emblem into rainbows for a month could net them billions, why not?
If we discount the fact that 95% of the Foundation's maintenance costs should be covered by them owning literally every company involved in the maintenance process, they are also secretive enough that ESG investors shouldn't even know they exist.
>That and morale boosts. Like 30% of the stem guys are fags do pandering to pride mayve just stopped doctor shit into 41%ing and releasing 682 into new York from work stress.
The Foundation is about getting shit done. If Doctor Suxadik is having trouble with his identity he can talk to a Foundation-provided therapist, but the Foundation as a whole does not need to make a big huge fucking deal about their gay employees. It is a massive fucking waste of time for the Foundation to do multi-site wide pride bullshit when their researchers and security guards should be focusing on doing their jobs.

>>713670110
Number's over the character. Read nigga, READ! Want a quick rundown? How about you QUICKly RUN DOWN to the fucking LIBRARY you illiterate fuck.

For me it's SCP 294
Being able to slap my throbbing hard cock on it's keyboard always feels good.

>>713672719
If doing minor gestures could
>potentially attract investors
>boost site morale
>increase foundation reputation
Then why not? Not like they are holding on site pride parade or anything.

The foundation is about absolute efficiency and judging by irl corps this is certainly a good tactic to increase that

>>713673292
Nigga WHAT reputation they're secret black sites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>713673437
Reputation among other black sites retard.
Show as more benevolent=less serpant hand , Chaos and GOC raids, simple as

>>713662370 (OP)
Do not make an SCP dating game. SCP is a hollow shell of its former self. Look at your OP. It's a fucking furry OC. That's gay and lame. SCP was weird and spooky, now it's all pride marches and OC crossovers. Let it go.

>>713673535
Yeah a secret goverment black site is posting pride stuff because they want to look better to the other black sites and so the insane insurgents will raid them less because the world ending cults are apparently pro-gay. This is a completely normal series of thoughts and not beyond idiotic and absurd.
You are actually schizophrenic.

>>713673638
What if the game is made for the sake of its former self?

>>713669903
If you're the OP - then just skip straight to suicide. You're not gonna make a game anyway.

>>713662370 (OP)
>off topic coomer shit

Don't worry they'll leave this up and go delete good threads

>>713673737
I am sure the fucking CIA had rainbows during June too.

>>713673742
It's time to move on.

>>713673292
>potentially attract investors
Again, the Foundation operates in the shadows, so investors should not even be aware of them.
>boost site morale
Even ignoring what I said earlier about the Foundation expecting their staff to get shit done, they're a large enough organization that they wouldn't take political sides, because while they could make the gay doctors happy, they could also make the more traditional doctors unhappy. There is no benefit for them to take stances on shit like gay rights when neutrality prevents that conflict from arising in the first place.
>increase foundation reputation
Reputation with who? The other Groups of Interest aren't going to care either way if the Foundation has a pride flag, and the people who would care shouldn't know the Foundation exists to begin with.

>>713673817
Yeah I'm sure in those super secret black sites people are def talking about pride in between torturing people.
You are INSANE

>>713662497
SCP is banned from /lit/.

>>713673742
Nobody wants to fuck oldschool SCPs.
>but muh malo and lizzard!
Off model only.

>>713674001
Based

>>713672719
>>713672164
>>713670329
>>713669903
>>713672707
This is a pretty well-constructed troll. Commendable.

>>713672164
Brown subhuman.

>>713673947
Yes nigger it's called lowering the workload of on site therapists.

There's people getting mentally corrupted every fucking day. The therapists don't have enough life left to deal with Dr.neovagina killing themselves.

>>713674141
You think CIA black sites have THERAPISTS on staff? You think the SCP organization, famous meatgrinder, wouldn't just use the people for fodder? You are legitimately detached from reality and need to be institutionalized before you hurt yourself and others.

>>713674029
>off model only
Anon...

>>713674298
Stars bless the industrial revolution for creating an environment where people like that are safe enough from the dangers of the world to not die within 2 days of living their lives on their own.

>>713674339
I'm pretty sure that picture was of the damaged lizard, not the real one.

>>713674298
It's way more efficient to maintain on site personals to get as much value from them as possible then frequently hiring new ones.
Even the fucking CIA has therapists, yes.
Actually, we've been discussing about the pros of this minor change for a while. What's to gain if they don't have the pride flag? Literally nothing.

>>713674531
This thread is all fun and games, but the scary part is somewhere out there is an anthropomorphic sewer slug thinking like this unironically.

>>713674387
It really just goes to show why SCP is a toxic waste dump now (and will never ever recover)
>>713674531
There are only so many ways I can rephrase that you are insane but as my final post I must reiterate that you genuinely live in a schizophrenic fantasy world. This chain of logic exists for you and you alone. It makes no sense to anyone with any knowledge of the real world, but you.

>asked what the most fuckable SCP is
>devolved into tranny wars
Lemme get this straight, so nu /v/ likes trannies more then hot monster women? That's kinda gay.

>>713674735
No amount of sad posts like this (or remaking the thread the exact same way) will get people to give a shit about modern SCP. That ship collapsed into the harbor in 20-fucking-15. It ain't happenin

>>713674860
>modern SCP
No one fucking said modern though.
Its allllll you.

>>713673930
>because while they could make the gay doctors happy, they could also make the more traditional doctors unhappy.
The foundation doesn't employ homophobes

>>713674924
Then how about you post the OGs instead of these brand new literal whos
Oh wait

>>713673930
>traditional doctors unhappy
The worst thing a seething traditional doctor could do is to rant on 4chan or some shit. They are too balls deep in the structure to do outrageous shit

>>713675192
Sure.

>>713669903
>>713669685
The pride flag on the SCP site is retarded because the SCP organization is bland and soulless by necessity of almost everything being hazardous in some way.
They'll support pride month and then oooh no, that SCP that gets triggered by rainbows saw a pride pin on one of the security team members and now we have a containment breach with 152 casualties and [REDACTED].

>>713674959
The Foundation employs people who can do the shit they need done. Personal politics means nothing, as long as they can work with others and do their job.
>>713675258
I get the feeling you are thinking in exclusively Western terms. The Foundation is global, and there are a lot of countries the Foundation would pull from that do not look kindly on homosexuality at all. And if researchers from these countries get upset that their employer is going against values they hold near and dear to their heart, they are just as likely to cause an incident as a gay doctor. When dealing with situations like this, it is far, FAR safer for the Foundation to just not say anything at all, rather than take a side and sow dissent and irritation from the opposite side. The Foundation exists to contain anomalies, not promote ideologies and agendas.

>>713675891
What if an SCP suddenly got a period and kills everyone randomly one day

>/hmofa/ thread hijacked by poltards
Its joever.

>>713662370 (OP)
>>>/x/
>>713674001
Unfathomably based

Come on, no one wanna post their favs?

>>713662370 (OP)
one that reads your mind and makes waifus out of your fantasies, and can mold your body and mind to match those creations if needed and then mind controls you a bit to make them be genuine.

>>713677090
Don't judge me

You M0M

>>713672959
I dont read, I play videogames

>>713677441
That's a child, anon.

The SCP you mentioned is a fucking child.

>>713678198
Not on my watch

>>713677090
682 is my favorite and also my choice for a dating sim.
I don't want it to be ironic. Even if it is an anime girl version of the reptile, I want its disgust for everything to be played completely straight.

>>713678198
Could even be a flying fetus, what does it matter?

>>713679081
Wouldn't that be pedophillic

>>713679820
>ESL moment
Learn to read, perchance?

>>713680097
Fuck u >:(

231.

>>713677090
SCP-179 for me, brother.

The seal one

>>713683007
?

>>713683479
I wanna fuck animals

>>713662370 (OP)
me

>>713685610
Who

>>713685782
Me

>>713684372
that's a given, but what's the SCP number?

>>713687051
Would

Wasn’t there a coyote that would milk your cock then give you a drink of water?

>>713688474
Yes.

>>713677685
>type in 'sex'
>out of range

>>713690340
Just type in liquid fleshlight

>>713674001
I wonder if it was because of that same mod who tried to write for SCP, was rejected, and then turned completely against it, banning all discussion on /v/.

239

239

2599

686

>>713693742
I really hope you meant 682, because 686 is...

>>713695384
Well, you might as well throw 597 into the mix, no point in half measures.

isn't there an SCP that's just a group of catgirls and some incel wizard

174

>>713662370 (OP)
Kevin Nash

Scp 3999.

>>713695923
>SCP that's just a group of catgirls and some incel wizard
2085
also the catgirls are all autistic violent animu quoting tomboys

>>713663261
Yes but not just one, include all the different variants as described in "Technician Orientation" in fact bugger the other SCPs just make a game based on that story alone.
Oh and do wear a helmet OP we don't want another Ruza incident.

>>713699439
>ruza
?

Would you touch the rock /v/?

>>713674001
>>713677020
>>713691205

i want a fanfic board so bad

>>713699504
game dev who posted on /v/ making a game with a monster girl, but then he was in a car accident or something similar which, in his own words, split his head open like a coconut
he seemed fine but in recent days (weeks?) he's gone completely off the rails, torpedoed his own game with a weird ending where the main character kills himself and everyone else, got into multiple days long arguments on the steam forums and the /v/ threads about how he hated the degenerates who liked the game and he was doing it all for the very small group that appreciated the real horror game or something
basically the consensus around here is that he had some serious undiagnosed brain damage from the accident and it's completely fucked up his personality and brain.
tl;dr brain damage is scary

>>713699681
yes.

What the fuck was he thinking?

>>713700067
Sexooo

I like the weird flesh guys that slowly terraform the earth to be more fleshy and meaty. They seemed pretty interesting.

>>713695384
>>713693742
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN HAVE SEX WITH IT!?

>>713699681
That skip was a mistake, it just attracted faggots

>>713701047
What's a faggot?

>>713702951
If you know, you don't have to ask, if you have to ask, you'll never know.

I'd fuck 6820

>>713699681
id carry it with oven tongs and become the legendary site 19 neutralization rapist

>>713702951
You.

Any of them that aren't black or brown. Willing to take some sideways yellow SCP pussy.

>>713662370 (OP)
I would fuck 2747, that's the SCP I'm most likely to jerk off to.

>>713704564
Yikes

>>713674735
>hot monster women
That's the problem, dumbarse, SCP wasn't hot monster women, it was barely coherent cryptids.

>>713707924
Nope

>>713707924
>hid barely coherent cryptids doesn't include hot monster women
Sound gay. Homosexual, even.

>>713669551
>>713669903
scp is dead.
>17 year old
>1 good game
>1 tryhard online game
>1 cancelled animation
this trash has NOTHING but only ONE good game. 17 years only to make one good game.

Time to move on and enjoy a much better "scp" which is handled by asians, not western trannies

>>713699824
what game

I wish they hadn't completely butchered SCP-166 with the rewrite, because not only did they make her into yet another keter oc whose entire motivation is
>My heckin' daddy left me in the fuaxeing worst place on earth...
>...
>This is humanity's fault, and just to spite dad I'm gonna become a carpet muncher.
Even as a massive furfag who actually kind of likes her redesign, I simply cannot lie that this wasn't literally made by a troon butthurt that the heckin' 4chan pdfil*s made a sexy teenager SCP.

>>713710414
>be 4chan
>make scp
>let troons invade it
holy shit retarded faggots, learn to gatekeep

>>713662370 (OP)
go the control and project moon way and make up your own creatures. make them blatant expies if you want but make them yours.

>>713710716
The fault is site moderation anon, the same thing has happened and still is happening right now to 4chan.

>>713662370 (OP)
I don't remember which one it is. I don't really remember what it is either. I think it isn't spherical? Yeah, not a sphere. Honestly not even sure it's a skip.
Anyone remember which one I'm thinking of?

>>713710120
And that's why it'd be a good idea to make a game about it-its basically untreated territory.

>>713699808
I'd settle for just fanfic being allowed on /lit/
I've read better fanfics than real novels anyway

>>713693742
I regret being able to read

>>713707924
Nope