Thread 713665789

Do they really thing they are going to sell consoles with this shit? No one has cared about DK for over 20 years.

>>713665789 (OP)
>insist on making shitty hardware that can’t run good graphics
>insist on making all first party titles hyper realistic
What a retarded fucking company

I know this is bait, but they already sold record numbers of the console. Now they're guaranteed to sell a gazillion copies of Bananza because all those console owners are desperate for games to play. The slow rollout of launch titles is actually ind of a brilliant business decision.

>>713665789 (OP)
It made me care about how sexo Pauline is in this game

>>713665973
>>insist on making all first party titles hyper realistic
what did she mean by this?

>>713666337
that's honestly disgusting please delete immediate

>>713665789 (OP)
I am preparing to play Donkey Kong Bananza at a Switch 2 kiosk.
Tonight I will find out how closely related "Pauline" is to Mario.

>>713665789 (OP)
pauline is a pedophile dogwhistle from nintendo and i don't like her. i also don't like how facially expressive dk is now, but i'm fine with the new look of his eyes. thanks for reading my opinions

>>713665789 (OP)
>Do they really thing
Stop reading here. At least proofread your bait.