>Rainy is an "evil witch" despite one of the villagers apologizing for hurting her child in the womb and them letting her live for no reason despite believing she's an "evil witch" that will bring Timefall
>"Women, children, and the weak have always been the first targets....next to the men who are the first wave to defend civilization."
>"Wow, Rainy! You are so amazing to bringing in Timefall when everyone thought that was a death sentence and neither they, nor you, realized that 1.5 meters around you is safe, though that area away from you isn't! You're so cool!"

Don't care. Not playing your walking simulator slop. Waiting for MGS Delta and the newSilent Hill instead.

>>713673503
Idiot, I'm criticizing it.

The combat they showed is ass, ps2 tier gunplay

I said I'm not buying it, keep your b-list hollywood star drama to yourself.

>>713673574
did he fucking stutter? anon simply doesn't care about the new kojimbo slop

didn't play the first one don't even know what it's supposed to be. you deliver pizzas? who would play this

>>713673848
If I'm criticizing the writing, why the fuck do you think I'd be suggesting others play or buy this game? Fuck, you are stupid.

>>713674096
I killed like a thousands people in vidya
I never delivered a pizza

DS1: walking simulator
DS2: gay simulator

>>713674459
Still don't care. Kojimbo has lost it.

>>713673294 (OP)
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Death Stranding. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the trigger buttons most of the traversal will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Kojima's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hollywood movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these references, to realize that they're not just films - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Death Stranding truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning behind Amelie's existential catchphrase "Like Mario and Princess 'Beach'" which itself is a cryptic reference to videogame classic, Super Mario Bros. 2. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kojima's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Norman Reedus tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>Written and directed by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Produced by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Starring Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Visual effects by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Explosions by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sound design by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Localization (Alien Dialect) by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Sand physics by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Dream sequence choreography by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Quantum consultant by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Subtext handler by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>On-set barista by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Facial mocap for the moon by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Knife sound curator by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Eyebrow rigging specialist by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima
>Camera invented by Hideo "Hideo Kojima" Kojima

Game is great. Seethe. Cope. Dilate.

>>713679623
Based take, brother. People just aren’t ready for Kojima's 12D chess. While everyone else is crying about package physics, I'm busy ziplining across metaphysical concepts of death and rebirth with a fetus strapped to my chest and Mads Mikkelsen whispering sweet nothings from the beach of my subconscious. It's not just a game-it's a manifesto carved into the soul of a nation with a BB pod. And if you didn't cry during the final walking segment, you’re basically emotionally illiterate. Stay enlightened, fellow courier.

>>713673503
>not playing your walking simulator
>waiting on two walking simulators instead

Can someone post the major spoiler list? I have crazy metrics so I’ve been spoiling what I remember on every social media post I see.

It’s getting pretty funny.

>>713673294 (OP)
lmao, did kojima really pull a hilary clinton?

At this point, konami has to hire their yakuza connects, find fukushima and drag his ass back to japan and force him to make mgs6, just to piss kojima off. Be just like one of his videogame plotlines.

>That Gamespot reviewer seething so hard that Kojima got to hang around with cute girls and scan their feet that he docked points for it.

>>713682145
Fukushima acked himself because he couldn't find a job after MGS3

>>713673294 (OP)
Based Kojima making /v/ermins seethe all day and night.