In the Melee community, you can be a womanizer, you can be a bug chaser, bug spreader, drunkard, homeless drug addict, smelly basement dweller, scam artist, psychopathic megalomaniac, hedonist, nihilist.

But if you break one of those "trendy" moral codes. You're out. Talk shit about LGBT? You'll be kicked out and banned for fucking life. Make a female uncomfortable? You're done for, idiot.

FUCK the jannies for deleting the last thread when there's a dozen porn threads on the catalog

>d00d we need to listen to schizo desert Jews or our gayming communities will get le pozzed!

>>713674418
What the fuck is their problem? Are we not talking about video games for fucks sake?

>>713674564
>immediately starts talking about Christianity.

Try and stay on topic, tard. Sorry your single mom made you go to church on sundays.

https://files.catbox.moe/5qwh5s.mp4
>hump the air a few feet away from a girl after the entire venue encouraged you to get wasted
>think nothing of it since youve been doing this with the lads for many years and everyone knows its a joke
>one of the girls knows its a joke and laughs
>the other is mildly uncomfortable, but doesnt say anything about it the next day and just minds her business
>entire community chimps out and bans you
>the same people that ban you pretend like the guy who gave you endless beer isnt also at fault
>they also pretend like the people that gaslit and trolled hax and crashed his funeral, of which there are receipts for, are completely upstanding and havent called for any bans on them
Why is the melee community so fucking ass backwards?

what a community

Mang0 being thrown under the bus over something so trivial should radicalize anyone with a brain watching this shit unfold. Unbelievable that he can act drunk and retarded constantly but the minute he makes a woman slightly uncomfortable, all hell breaks loose.

Fucking stupid brainless feminine emotional culture we live in.

>>713674871
Qrd on HAX$ death and why leffen is evil please

>>713674839
>>713674871

It's an liberal community. Completely hedonistic and nihilistic. It really is a product of the times. The community is Reddit, basically.

>girl made uncomfortable
>so we should take away his sponsorship and ban him from tournaments and dogpile him
NPCs look at this and see nothing wrong

>>713674701
>secular morality
You started it. What is this implying if not tradlarping? I'll tell you exactly how melee went to shit and it has nothing to do with your stupid moralfagging.
>doc comes out
>explosion of popularity
>Scene becomes e-sportsified
>Weird gremlin troons infiltrate TO and janny positions
But nah. If we put baby jesus on our Tournament graphics this would have all been prevented. Totally.

>>713675064
>Leffen has been a general dickhead in the community for years.
>HAX$ simply calls him out on his dickheadedness
>Leffen uses manipulation and propaganda to turn the community on HAX and make him seem like the weirdo
>This cycle happens over and over again until eventually HAX gets a life sentence and banned forever (victim blaming).
>Eventually HAX basically kills himself.
>morally bankrupt community tries to hide the whole thing under the rug and go back to business as usual.

>>713674291 (OP)
I'm surprised there was a real female attending. I've seen "Smash "Sisters" get mentioned here once and it was all fugly men in dresses. The kind of genetic abominations who should go in gas chambers.

>>713674871
Idgi. What is DaJuan "Black Power" Daniels saying here?

>>713675183
I will not be responding to you after this because you're obviously an obsessed freak and r/atheism frequenter, but no one said anything about Jesus. I was implying that instead of following some kind of universal moral code, maybe one written down in a book of some kind, the melee community has chosen to become a moral wasteland of "everyone's out for themselves".

>>713675339
that's cause it wasn't a smash event lol, those girls were streamer e-girls

>>713675425
he's telling Hax to touch grass

>>713674291 (OP)
>In the Melee community
lol
lmao even

>>713674291 (OP)
>you can be a womanizer
>Make a female uncomfortable? You're done for, idiot.
At least be consistent.

feel so sad for mang0
he truly was the goat and the only thing that kept melee interesting since covid
but now it's all gone and he lost cloud 9 i'm worried about him, i'm sure he'll be fine but it won't be the same
all because lucky wasn't with him and he messed with thots, ludwig doesn't give a fuck about him anyways once he got rich and shit he moved on from the melee community
first the hax shit now this
no reason to watch this shit anymore

>>713675683
say hello to the new face of Super Smash Bros Melee!

>>713675653
dating multiple women and lying about it does not carry the same kind of emotional mob reaction as making a female uncomfortable on camera.

I don't make the rules. That's just how modern society is.

>>713675779
is this the motherfucker?

>>713675425
He's telling Hax$ to go fuck himself basically (go to Central Park i.e. touch grass) and then fast forward to Hax$ being dead and now he's pretending that they were good buds or something.

>>713675779
i hate cody since he showed up, i banged dad's wife was just looking for attention, he complained in tournaments because his adderall wore off
he's ok with saying he fucked a tranny's axe wound, he's a piece of degenerate shit stupid jew bastard
now we have this, leffen and zain (who isn't a bad guy but is boring as shit) as the faces of melee

>>713675779
I
Be
Dicking
Wounds

can meleefags just die of old age already jesus christ

>>713674871
Well that's some niggardly behavior.

>>713675779
Didn't this guy literally cum in a tranny's ass at a hotel and then get on the phone with the hotel staff and tell them that he just came in a tranny's ass? Why didn't they cancel him for that.

>>713675064
>we are banning for an undefined length of time you because you need help, bro
>we changed our mind, the ban is forever
>community and TOs are essentially Bluesky tier spiteful troonlike autists

>>713676003
that's the expected behaviour from a super smash brothers melee professional

>>713676003
I think """"joking""""" about fucking his own mom in a twitlonger and farming actual sympathy from people would be more banworthy.

>>713676003
it wasn't the tranny's ass
it was the wound, get it right

>>713674291 (OP)
It's not the "community", it's the tournament organizers. Same shit for the entire FGC. If you say one thing a TO doesn't like they ban you and get in contact with other TOs so you can't participate in the bigger tournaments and you have to just attend your 20 person local forever.

>>713674291 (OP)
>>713674418
>>713674564
>>713674614
Sorry your favorite alcoholic sex pest got banned.

Maybe play a real fighting game now?

>>713676375
seethe, tranny

>>713676375
The only fighter even remotely comparable to melee is +R. Everything else is baby shit.

>>713676375
>real fighting game
such as
>cr mk slimer 6
>tracking lows and mashing 8
>budget x budget no impact
>guilty queer striving to be a better game any day now
>superman but evil dlc for the millionth time 1

>>713676375
>slight sardonic smile
>eye's focused on sexual assault

>>713676375
there's literally nothing happening in that pic besides her making a basedface for attention. he's clearly far away since his head looks half the size of hers

>>713675883
Since you just want to say "fuck melee" without explaining why the game itself is shit, I'll do the hard work for you, pussy.

It's a VERY flawed game and you can't notice how until you've put enough hours in.

There are 2 major flaws with Melee:

1) It is counter productive to its own existence (I'll explain)
2) It's way too tier list oriented.

As for being "counter productive to its own existence", there is an objectively best way to play. And that's to play boring. Never approach. If you approach, you lose. But if you don't approach, you get heckled by the real-life crowd of people.

Melee is a catch 22 in which if you play to win, you get the ire of the community. What a stupid system!

It's also way too heavy on the tier list stuff. Sure, it's technically possible to win with a mid-tier, but you will NEVER do it, ever. And matchups are a real thing. You CANNOT become a champion with a solo main. You have to dual main because of bad matchups. This really frustrated me because I wanted badly to solo main, but you cannot do that in melee and succeed.

>>713676003
>Why didn't they cancel him for that.

um. Because the gen Z culture is predominantly liberal and finds no problem with that behavior?

>>713676003
Okay, it supposedly was a "scammer" who called their hotel phone but I still choose to believe it was hotel staff.

Westballz is dumping a lot of lore rn

>>713676375
Why didn't he get banned for being an all-around degenerate? Why did it take until a politically protected class got "harmed" for him to be banned?

Melee is a a garbage game and anyone still supporting this now 24 year game is a fucking loser.
>>713675683
>I feel sorry for a sex pest I mean he made this spectator sport good
Kill yourself.
Seriously.

Why are zoomers such fucking groupies and for low caliber ecelebs? You are just as bad as the people giving money to Bossmanjack.

>>713676708
This is the case with any competitive game. You play low risk and you play the meta.

>>713675683
mango was okay with hax dying though
so i'm okay with mango getting fucked by karma
there are other players i would have wanted to see get dragged through shit first, but one is better than none

>>713676708
>But if you don't approach, you get heckled by the real-life crowd of people
Which makes it a prize to be the guy who approaches and still comes out on top. You take the risk of approaching to become the people's champion. It's true that it's generally safer to play defensively, but it isn't true that you always lose if you approach.

I don't care about the tier list complaints. I have no problem pretending the shit characters don't exist. I'm not the type to think that every character needs to be equally as good. I'm fine with dual-maining too.

People are free to have problems with these things but it's just subjective at that point.

>>713676872
Qrd?

>>713677117
boring. Never make your hobby your job, I guess. If I have to play a certain way, then I'm quitting.

>>713677085
he isn't a sex pest

>>713677039
good question

>>713677085
Instead of saying "game bad because game old" like a neanderthal, why don't you explain why it's bad? You're not convincing anyone to come to your side, RETARD!

>>713677189
Mang0s crazy babymama accused him of groping her. People like Mang0 and Ludwig took her side (even though they KNOW she's crazy) and basically got him kicked out of the smash community. This has been known before, but he's going into more detail of how much it fucked him up mentally.

>>713677168
There is literally 1 (one) player in the history of the game (mang0) who has played offensively and regularly won tournaments. Everyone else is forced to play the meta. If you think you are 1/100000000 gifted like mang0, then by all means, play how you want.

>>713676872
>>713677371
Is he still banned or can he enter, but chooses not to? He radiates Mana Monthly player energy.

>>713677371
Never put your faith in people. And don't put all your eggs in one basket. Poor Westballz. All he knows is melee. Same with HAX

>>713677371
>People like Mang0 and Ludwig took her side
Who did you mean to say? Not Mang0, obviously. And babymama? Isn't he married to Lauren?

>>713674871
>banned from the community
Does this stupid-ass not realize he can still just show up to any random tournament and try to get in? There is no fucking smash bros. commission, there is no state smash bros athletic board, there is no such thing as a smash bros. license.

He could just hold his own fucking tournaments. Or learn a different game for once in his stupid-ass life.

>>713674291 (OP)
>You'll be kicked out and banned for fucking life.
what are they gonna do? call the cops if I show up in the convention hall?

M2K is washe...

>>713675779
This dude sucks

>>713675086
>The community is Reddit, basically.
r/ssbm is pretty much the embodiment of conceited, condescending, disingenuous numales that can only live in their quarantined bubbles by silencing anything that goes against their worldview. The worst part about it is the upper echelon of the Melee community is literally just the staff for that subreddit.

>>713678473
There is a cabal of tournament organizers that keep him banned.
>He could just hold his own fucking tournaments.
He did. It was called Hax's Nightclub. They took it from him and banned him. They renamed to The Nightclub.
They took everything from him and banned him. He had a product he meticulously designed. A controller for easier play. They stole that from him too.

This is the kind of shit that happens when you devote yourself play smash without items and wacky stages your whole life.

>>713675683
>Ludwig doesn't give a fuck about him
Ludwig was the only reason mango was in that room. It sure as hell had nothing to do with melee or mango's popularity.

>>713675779
AIIIIEEEE HBOX SAMA SAVE USSSSSSSSSS

>>713679595
This shit would have never happened if Fizzi wasn't such a fag and added 4 player ffas to slippi.

>>713679595
Sakurai wins again

>>713679806
SOON?
I'd play it, I love playing FFAs in Rivals 2 but they're only possible when a big patch happens.
Absa sexo soon.

>>713679241
>This dude sucks
tranny cock

>>713679915
kek

>>713675779
hgod is the face of the franchise, no one cares about this default skin mom fucker

>>713678895
>online cheesethra
anyone can pull that off

>>713674564
>muh Jews
Grow up, election tourist.

https://www.twitch.tv/westballz
HE'S SHITTING ON MANGO'S CRAZY GF

>>713674291 (OP)
>>713674614
i need these two non-problematic white boys back NOW

>>713679404
>There is a cabal of tournament organizers that keep him banned.
Then go to tournaments outside that cabal.

>>713675183
>>713674564

Jesus is Love incarnate.

Secular morality is completely empty. It's all about being a pleasure seeker because they say "It's all we have."

>>713679904
It's been 5 years. I don't expect the few of us who like Melee for its mechanics and enjoy more casual game modes to ever be catered to by Fizzi. He only ever bothered adding doubles because some other modders did it. Rivals 2 FFA was fun for the short time the game was populated but having matches end due to one sore loser disconnecting got old pretty fast.

mango peeled out, I wonder if his nonalco rehab persona will be an over correction or cool

>>713680246
Bros rambling some incoherent made up scenario.
Go to bed Weshballz.

>>713680826
she's not going to fuck you

>>713680567
If a banned player tries to start their own event or if you invite a banned player to your event then said cabal will ban any player that goes to that from their own tourneys
To give you a perspective on how power hungry those fags are, they even tried to pressure mexican TOs into banning Hax from their events, not only are they outside of the US but they also get just a fraction of the attendance and viewership of US events. The genuinely wanted hax's name erased from the world

>>713682873
>they even tried to pressure mexican TOs into banning Hax from their events, not only are they outside of the US
To be fair, that's normal american behavior with the rest of the world.

>>713682873
It sounds like made up rage-bait, but the reason HAX was being treated like this was all because he called out another player for his behavior.

All this bad treatment over simply telling the truth and seeking justice. You can't make this shit up.

Worst community in the entire video game world?

>>713674839
this. maya is a cunt who claims high anxiety for attention

>>713680820
Anon... I really really like this image

I kind of doubt mang0 will stay banned if he even is. He's a lot bigger than someone like hax.

Besides, new Smash Remix update dropped, so I'll be playing that.

>>713684368
Cue the boot licking of the virtue signaling liberals that run all niche communities in 2025

>>713683759
even that post said she didn't do anything besides not find his joke funny.

>>713686238
It's just Cloud9 trying to save their own ass like the corporation they are.

>>713675291
>HAX basically kills himself.
basically?
he jumped in front of a train bro its not like he neglected his health out of depression he actually killed himself on purpose

Dang, i wonder why Nintendo wants nothing to do with the Smash community.

>>713674418
Link to previous thread?

>>713686690
For making humping motions at people after being wasted? No, I dont think they give a shit about that. Stop trying to suck nintendo's dick

>>713677039
Because everyone knew it was a joke and him being silly, while the unrelated women did not. Well actually one of them did and was laughing about it.

Out of the 5, only the 'Box left... Armada. Dr. Pee Pee. You must save us from this filth.

>>713688307
>implying mango is gone for good
Cmon now, I give it like half a year at most

>>713680246
damn my addy king is looking rough these days
>33 years old

>>713674614
Can't talk smack about Nintendo and its fans on /v/. They also deleted a Mario Kart World thread speaking up about the new patch that removes the choice to always play three lap courses online instead of one lap only.

>>713689990
Fuck...

>>713689990
>>713690239
you missed when he took his shirt off
he's buff as fuck

>>713684368
Twitch ban is an all tournament ban since it's against twitch rules to allow banned people on streams and most tourneys are streamed. If he is indefinitely ban from there then it's over for him

>>713689990
These are the people telling you not to take finasteride

>>713674291 (OP)
>the most autistic possible gathering besides Furries for 40k
>have to harshly police language, lest it go to hell

Well, duh. Like holy fuck a Melee community in 2025? I just assume everyone is on Chris-Chan's level of self delusion.

for me, a life long contrarian, it's doc mario

>>713674564
If you don't, you will just find what is righteous in your own mind. Man can easily find his vices righteous in his own mind. You will go back to your vices thinking they are good for you. But, they are shackles and will keep you in servitude to death. The smash community is a good example of this. It started as a way to indulge in gambling, now it has incorporated so many vices that it has brought feminists, trannies, and numales all together, forming a twisted visage of humanity. Repent, or die.

>>713691583
>mango
>indefinitely banned
Its never going to happen lmao. They all know the game dies with him

ultimately mango is a sex pest and won't be allowed to attend events that have women present.
perhaps if he takes a BAC test and is constantly followed by a guardian who will prevent him from interacting with any women he MAY be allowed back

>>713693245
Idk but usually twitch bans for sexual misconduct (perceived or real) from males last very long. Might not be the case here though who knows

>>713693371
The trannies at modern Smash events think they're in danger from getting raped by a dude with a wife and kids lmao

>>713675291
Stupid as that kid killing himself over a ipod

>>713675871
>zain (who isn't a bad guy but is boring as shit)
I appreciate Zain so much for just being a normal fucking guy in this community.

Mang0 deserves it because he didn't speak up for hax or against the psychopathic troons that took over the community.
He was so uniquely beloved and popular that he could have had a significant impact and steered Melee in a better direction, but he's a cowardly, lazy faggot who only cares about indulging himself.
Also he bullied M2K for his entire career for no reason.

mang0 should become a right wing grifter thats usually what you're supposed to do once canceled

>>713694491
He's literally brown.

>>713694685
It's also a more /v/ approved job than being a Smash player

>>713674291 (OP)
>the Melee community
All 6 of them?

>>713674564
Yes anon.

It may not look like it, but having forgiveness for others, or the basic idea of not abandoning babies if you think they're being a burden, or the idea that you're not allowed to rape women, or the idea of looking out for the wellbeing of dysfunctional autistics and disabled all came from Christianity.

The Western world has a higher standard for living and quality of life for a reason; it owes it to Christianity.

Westballz is only banned from Genesis by the way. He can still enter any other tournaments. Given that Westballz himself doesn't want to make it public what happened he must have actually messed up.

>>713676708
>You CANNOT become a champion with a solo main.
hbox only ever mained puff? zain only marth? what do you mean

>>713697341
amsa yoshi too

>>713692821
Mid-air cape veering is fun as fuck, as is veering in general when possible.

>>713675291
>HAX$ simply calls him out on his dickheadedness
Acting like he only made a single tweet about him or some shit. Plenty of people called out Leffen for being a cunt and they never got in trouble. Chillindude made a whole diss track about him. He was going on hour long unhinged schizo rants about shit like wearing adidas pants being a personal attack on him. He was obsessed to the point where people at tournaments had to tell him to stop because he wouldn't stop ranting. He had self-admitted mental illnesses and also suffered from alcoholism. You must be underage or a room temperature IQ nigger if you believe that Hax was not being a "weirdo" as you say. He made himself seem like one. Talking in a calm and monotone voice doesn't change the fact that you're releasing long schizo babbles and you have nothing going on in your life but tournaments for a children's game.

>was at EVO several years ago
>had the chance to meet mang0 and other Melee community members but didn't
>now will never get that chance again

>>713693371
>ultimately mango is a sex pest
He isnt though

>>713698548
kek this. this shithole is filled with braindead fags who think hax was normal and moral

>>713674564
Actual mental illness.

comp gaming needs to be classied as a disability

>>713698548
the adidas shit sounds like an exaggerated shitpost but it really is that bad. the entire video is an incoherent mess

>>713680157
cool! can i see your 1st place win, anon?

>>713690189
/v/ is nintendogaf.

>>713674291 (OP)
Neopuritanism is the postmodern normalfag ideology and sadly there's no workaround for this. People get REALLY mad if you point out their inconsistent moralizing

>>713695773
lmao

>>713693371
I like how you can tell whether someone is a tranny/salty FGC secondary in these threads by how they call mang0 a "sex pest" when it's more just mang0 acting like a drunk retard like he always does and this time some eceleb whores happened to be in the vicinity

>>713674291 (OP)
Who even gives money to these people? Is it all children with daddy's credit card?

Melee is a fine game overall, tough, i dont think it will survive for long:
There's barely any new blood anymore, old players retiring, Nintendo will never port it to the switch so most people already moved on with Ultimate and is hard as hell execution wise you either need a Gamecube controller or a Smashbox designed for.
Slippi is the only way to play it without dealing with locals run'd by the playerbase composed of narcissist autistic faggots with down syndrome

mang0 should look at this as a blessing and retire from that godawful game completely

>>713675291
>Leffen uses manipulation and propaganda to turn the community on HAX and make him seem like the weirdo
No, Hax WAS acting like a publicly harassing, constantly flipflopping, cyberstalking, extremist weirdo that would do shit like dox people's names to contribute to his fight, but it was because of the people in his own d*scord that turned into psychos that saw him as a lolcow. Hax actually could handle the issue without them in his ear, and it actually lead to him getting unbanned, but the instant he made any progress, they would get in his ear or fake incidents to incite another public incident.

The only thing the community really fucked up is that they went after the Mexicans that allowed him to play.

>>713674418
A dozen porn threads that they actively keep up. They'll delete posts they dont like within them but leave the whole thread up.

>>713704387
One of the few truthful posts about this topic. He is guilty of most of the shit he talks about himself. Why is it always Leffen get shit and not the fags in his discord for stirring up shit anyway? Didn't some of them also crash his funeral?

reminder it was actually jisu behind all this
she was hax's ex and all the current elites behind his banning are her orbiters

>>713706464
the ultimate moral of competitive smash is : don't put your dick in crazy

>>713686931
>>713668585

>>713676375
Someone needs to 'jak this image

>>713674291 (OP)
>In the Melee community, you can be a womanizer, you can be a bug chaser, bug spreader, drunkard, homeless drug addict, smelly basement dweller, scam artist, psychopathic megalomaniac, hedonist, nihilist
But don't DARE try to use a controller or custom control scheme that's better for your hands.
Want to rebind jump to a shoulder button? THAT'S BANNED! BANNED! BANNEEED!!!

>>713687669
>>713690189
>>713702668
hi ReSnoyEra

>>713703604
Not just children but hobbyless manchildren who form imaginary relationships with them

Kiwi Farms is right about Super Smash Bros Melee

>>713707569
>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST TELL ME TO STOP TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT NINTENDO

>>713707795
But enough about you trying to make everything about Sony

>>713707902
You are literally the first person in here to mention Sony or Nintendo you fucking faggot

I wish I was Mario and I had Princess Peach to lactate an entire fridge of breast milk for me

I hope Nintendo puts Melee onto NSO and then C&Ds Slippi

>>713708096
context?

>>713708096
Same

>>713708185
Mango defender anon in another thread (that just 404d) BTFO some zoomer simps who said he was an incel or whatever by posting his stash of his wife's breast milk

>>713708439
just link the post

>>713708185
>>713704248

>>713708101
hope melee on NSO is dogshit too so it kills any hype for the game
meleefags need to die a painful death, they've overstayed their welcome for far too long

>>713708536
Have you ever tried just not looking at it?

>>713674291 (OP)
Sounds a lot like the furry fandom and a lot of reddit-adjacent gaming communities.

>>713708516
God damn

>>713708516
That guy at the bottom of the thread >>713707275 is a liar. I've seen people unironically blame Leffen in almost every thread. I rarely ever see the discordniggers getting mentioned.

>>713683562
>call out
Hax schizophrenically went after the other queer for years.

>>713708632
have you ever tried not being an annoying faggot?

>>713708818
Because the discordfaggots are extremely recent, this happened like a month ago. Look up threads around that time.
That said, Leffen is absolutely a faggot and its not coincidence that hes friends with the TOs that coordinated to fuck with Hax. He just hasnt done anything so vile as the subhumans that crashed Hax's funeral

>>713708938
I mean Im not the one frothing at the mouth impotently at something you dont like every single thread for years on end

>>713708516

>>713708982
>fuck with Hax
But Hax was the one fucking with them up to the point of stalking?

>>713709132
That was what they claimed, yes. There has been so much evidence of fuckery and gaslighting from their part that I dont believe them in any way, all we've seen is him ask about actually getting unbanned (not the soft unban where they make him waste his money by saying he could compete, only to rug pull him and say that that particular TO doesnt want him there at the last second), they chimped the fuck out and perma banned him for it.

Dont make excuses. At absolute best they are inconsistent with their own rules and shouldnt be fit to run anything. Thats ignoring all the evidence suggesting that they were just using it as an excuse to keep him out

>>713708516
Imagine how much cheese you could make with this

>>713708834
he did it over and over again and didn't know when or how to stop. genuine, unironic schizophrenia and autism

>>713694193
its different, melee was his life, literally

>>713709764
Its almost like he had people actively gaslighting him and egging him on to do it, that then went and crashed his funeral. Almost like the perma ban shit was handled horrifically badly. Almost like you are protecting vile subhumans.

>>713708516

>>713708516
kino

>>713674871
Love how the community hates this guy and all I see him do is put up a mirror to these retards

>>713709054
But enough about what you're doing right now.

>>713709982
where did i protect the discordfags? they're shameless scum and they deserve to be called out for encouragng someone who is mentally ill. doesn't change that hax was a deranged schizo too. they were not regular callouts.

>>713710867
Idk why you deny that it’s you crying about a post you don’t like that you clicked on just to complain about. Why can you not at least be honest that you came here to seethe for (you)s? Not op btw

>>713708516
Can I buy some?

When are we going to go back to 00s when everyone wasnt hypersoft?

>>713711841
so what are you doing right now then? Everything you say is projecting at its finest.
>>713712705
Meleefags were always soft they've been crying about their precious game being criticized for decades now.

>>713712705
never
most of the top meleefags i've seen react to this are people worried about sponsors more than anything else

>>713712880
lol says the soft bitch that cries every thread about melee for years

>>713708516
ai image

>>713674564
>says this mockingly
>while it literally happens in front of his face
Haha but cmon guys if we just worshipped Odin or whatever everyone would suddenly be based and redpilled or something

The performing clown who drinks and games went to a party involving drinking and gaming and air humped a few famous princesses'. The party host despite being a long time friend immediately sells him out, and the town drunk now has to grovel because his whole audience saw him be cringe and now the stage has revoked his rights to perform.
Sad clown. Should've stayed on the peloton. That was the best he looked and felt in ages you could tell.

>>713713118
Were you one of the ones that got BTFO, Anon? Its ok, nobody knows you.

>>713708516
ITS NOT FAIR

How is this still up? I made threads talking about Melee a few times before and tranny jannies always sweep it up.

>>713713107
And there's another projection from you. You've been crying about Brawl for 17 years now.

>>713712705
I actually think that the state has created a soft caste system in America in a social way. There will forever be a subsection of our populace who is mindpoisoned, it is everyone who goes thru school unquestioning works that job all to gleeful to control or boss other people around. Hylics and silly billies WANT a role to wield over you to authoritate. That's what Liberals are/had become in the 2010s but its always existed. Colored hair queers all to eager to hire a random black man off the street because of Hallmark movies, and wonder why business sucks or oh yeah Tyrell was actually taking from the register before close. They hate white people, they hate men, and basically any opportunity to ruin or hurt one they will take. So Mango tried to befriend his enemies but it was ALWAYS going to be this way it is what the programmed culture DEMANDS it is a math problem in behavior form.

>>713713515
>projection
Youve literally been crying nonstop, its fact
>Brawl
Lol nobody talks about brawl, apply yourself

>>713713508
The jannies feel pressured by the fpbp so they have to let this one slide

>>713712524
Why are her eyes so big? Is she an anime?

>>713713870
bro doesn't even know what Crying is you think responding is crying. Now take the gamecube controller out yo bussy, playa.
>Lol nobody talks about brawl, apply yourself
you're talking about it right now

>>713714026
>responding
You have deliberately gone into threads you dont like to blubber like a vagina for multiple years. This isnt normal. You are crying.

why do nintendo games attract the most repulsive retards?

>>713714842
>necrobumps a thread just to get a comeback
This is like arguing with a wall at this point dawg you can't accept that everything you're saying it projection.

>>713715035
>necrobumps
It was 12 minutes after your post, are you seriously this desperate? Quit crying about melee and get a life you freak

>>713715035
>necrobumps
>a little over 10 minutes after the last post
???

>>713715237
And there it is another projection. Dude you really need to stay away from the computer already it clearly fucks up your mind

>>713715318
>he's so mad he responds to me Twice
Holy Kek

>>713715361
>projection
It was literally 12 minutes, in what world is that a necrobump? Explain.

>>713715453
>hes still crying

>>713697341
My answer to that is that Hbox is a freak of nature and Marth is the easiest character to solo main. I didn't mean it like physically impossible. I meant statistically impossible. I mean YOU will never do it. Zain grew up wealthy and was able to play all day every day without having to work a job. Hbox has an interesting and unique melee upbringing, he was able to play optimally which involved never approaching. He did this for so many years that eventually, he was so insanely skilled, that he could incorporate aggression into a character that doesn't have an aggressive bone in her body.

If YOU are able to overcome melee's flaws then by all means. I tried and I didn't enjoy myself.

>>713708516
MOMMY

To think, all of this could've easily been avoided by simply showering regularly

>>713715682
the thread was going to slide to page 10 and then you bumped it.
>>713715843
are you just gonna project all day or what?

>>713716068
>I meant statistically impossible
>happened multiple times
why are midwits like this?

>>713698548
Ok, just to play devil's advocate: He really hated Leffen, right? And didn't really hate anyone else so much? Not to mention, he's never shown the slightest bit of real-life violence towards anyone, AND, to top it all off, he's probably only average sanity compared to other melee players, since it's such an autistic wasteland. I'll take your word for it that you're Chad both mentally and physically and therefore above HAX in every way, but I've watched his videos and don't think he's all that scitzo. But he definitely needed to stop obsessing about melee. And it was definitely eating him alive to obsess over this video game.

>>713704159
>the playerbase composed of narcissist autistic faggots with down syndrome

This. I played the game for a while and really liked it. (although I've grown to hate it). But the playerbase is like the dregs of society or something.

>>713716245
>the thread was going to slide to page 10 and then you bumped it.
it was not. Why are you lying? Do you really think anyone believes /v/ on a fucking thursday during yuro hours is fast enough to make a thread go from 1 to 10 in 12 fucking minutes? Thats faster than weekend /v/. The board is averaging 69 posts per minute right now. What you just stated is mathematically fucking impossible unless youre suggesting that every fucking thread in the catalogue had a single post all at once in that time span.

You fucking lied to save face. Go on, refute this.

>>713716679
you fail to realize how fast this board is. It's also daytime in the US right now, so you must be fucking retarded. Hell when I made this post it was already at page 2

>>713716068
Dude, you're overthinking it. Most people who are playing it should just play it for fun, it's fun to learn it's mechanics and develop the muscle memory to do certain things, like Falcon ledge grab -> jump to ledge -> wavedash back to ledge, or waveshinning peach through the stage, shit like that.

Hbox's spacing is goated, but he's been getting his shit pushed in since 2020, 2025 Fox isn't scared of just staying away when you're stalling and just get a few lasers in.

>Zain grew up wealthy and was able to play all day every day without having to work a job

Most Melee players could play all day back in the day because they were minors, the whole Smash community is still very young, the oldest people are in their early to mid 30's now, Zain is 29, if he started playing when the first docummentary came out then he was only 16 to 17.

>>713678895
>online tournament
Lel

>>713716887
>Reddit spacing
go the fuck back to r/ssbm

>>713675779
One of the highest level players for a while was Mew2King. How is this so different?

>>713716985
I don't do reddit, bubba.

>next best falco is a tranny

I dont feel so good falcobros...

>>713716837
>you fail to realize how fast this board is
It is at 69 posts per minute, not even remotely fast enough to make a thread go from 1 to 10
>It's also daytime in the US right now, so you must be fucking retarded.
It is 8:30AM-12:30PM in America on a work day. You are retarded.
>Hell when I made this post it was already at page 2
Are you so retarded that you dont realize that thread descension isnt linear? Going from page 9 to page 10 takes several times longer than page 1 to 2.

Every thread in the catalogue would have had to have been bumped, including all the shit at page 7-9 to have what you said happen, happen. That is ludicrous and easily verified by post times looking at the topics right now. You lied, objectively. Shut the fuck up you lying sack of shit.

>>713698548
>>713700316
>>713701679
>>713716454
what was HAX record vs leffen? knowing that should clear things up pretty quickly.

>>713712705
when people stop recording everything and punishing every societal mistake as hard as possible for as long as possible (yet actual crime punishments are lighter than ever somehow)

so when internet gets cut or when we get a civilian off planet population whichever comes first

wtf is a bug chaser

>>713689990
Man the breakup with his gf really did a number on him

>>713717692
people who look for in-game exploits. most speedrunners are bug chasers

>>713695773
faggot

>>713717193
thread is already at page 7 right now you lying piece of shit. You really need to take that gamecube controller out of your ass already.

>>713717346
They barely played because Hax had long periods of not really competing and wasn't consistently good enough to always make far. Number could be wrong but I think it's like 3-1 or some shit for Leffen alltime so they basically didn't play. I remember Hax winning once at a Genesis but that's it. Leffen played way more vs like Armada, Mango and so on. He also won big stuff like Evo unlike Hax.

Smash Bros. Melee is a microcosm of stunted development, troonship and money laundering. The only appeal: you see people who are worse off than you -- it's basically a support group investment.

>>713719538
This

What a lot of people fail to realize is that Smash players are extremely autistic because Smash has the same draw as speedrunning
If you look into the tech involved with Melee at a competitive level against the tech and knowledge needed to speedrun, you find an impressive amounts of overlap and for that reason I find that it is a poor argument to bash the game when it's not really the game being a bad game, it's that it's basically just multiplayer speedrunning but the optimization is winning against an opponent over going extremely fast. Even things like playing on competitive maps only and items off with friends does have appeal but the best of the best that spend thousands of hours doing this clearly have something wrong with them.

>>713720336
everyone has something wrong with them if you look

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>>713716257
How many players play the game and how many players win tournaments consistently, Huh? retard?

disingenuous ass. You're probably just a troll looking for attention.

>>713674564
>if you hate degeneracy and hypocrisy you MUST be religious!!!

Seething cope lmao

>>713719190
After 13 minutes it was on page 7. Not 10. And it takes significantly longer to get from page 7 to 8, 8 to 9, and 9 to 10. You literally just proved youre fucking lying you god damn retard. If it cant get past 1 to 7 is 13 minutes, how did it go from 1 to 10 in 12 minutes?

Dumb fucking bitch, heres another 12 minute mark, oh but oops its not page 10 again now is it, cunt?

>>713717186
personal freedom has surpassed outdated concepts like "visceral disgust".

>>713708516
Holy fuck thats a lot of milk

>>713718175
>>713717692
lol

>>713689990
Everyone is saying he looks like shit but he looks like a normal, even handsome dude to me. I must be out of the loop on what constitutes "rough looking" these days.

>>713725464
Probably zooms thinking that having a recesing hairline means death. Gonna be really funny when they all have receding hairlines in 5ish years and gen alpha is shitting on them for it

>>713674291 (OP)
Ok so Nintendo was right to screw them over then
I hate how they're somehow more litigious than disney, more despising of their fans than whoever that guy who made Zim was (Vasquez?), and more anti-consumer than...well they're kind of just on par for that with the other 2 console makers actually, but Meleefags are honestly the scum of society, even if this suicidal guy wasn't, he was surrounded by people who were. Fuck em, they deserve nothing.

>>713693371
Didnt hbox like quadruple cheat on his gf? But is it ok because hes big wholesome chungus even thought thats way worse than mango air humping at people?

>>713725779
>ok so nintendo-
Holy fuck shut the fuck up already and stop making everything about nintendo.

>>713725779
>this one guy air humped as a joke like hes been doing for 20 years but now its a problem because of some unaffiliated roastie being mildly uncomfortable... AND THATS WHY NINTENDO IS RETARDED AND REFUSES TO SUPPORT THINGS DURRRRR

>>713717039
m2k is a nice person with good moral character
he abhors lying, cheating, etc

>>713725464
That's because you like bears.

>>713708516
What to i have to do to obtain this?

>>713713990
no she's just cute

Secular morality > dogmatic cult """morality"""
There's no hate quite like Christian love.

>>713674291 (OP)
Why do you dislike hedonists and nihilists?

>>713674871
Is Technicals based or cringe? I've watched a lot of his videos and he seems alright

>>713726257
Even with his heavy mental conditions and fear of God a young M2K still would split tournament winnings or purposefully lose to girls in Brawl brackets. Everyone is flawed.

>>713726278
I come from a time period when being gay was still taboo, so it was ok to say a guy is handsome.

>melee community kills Hax and bans Mang0
>Tweek retires from Ultimate, all that's left is Japan infesting every single bracket with Steve, Min-Min, G&W, and Snake (western ultimate is a joke)
>mvs implodes and gets eos'd
>thought rivals 2 somehow escaped the platform fighter death curse
>people learn that a company that barely has anything to do with it employs Pirate Software
>ebin reviewbomb hate crusade against the game over imaginary scenarios that are never going to happen
Great! :))

>>713727031
>i've followed this guy for a while what's my opinion on him?

>>713727031
He's neither. He's basically a jester or fool in the dramatic sense: not morally culpable himself, but holds up a mirror to the flaws of other characters.

>>713717039
M2K has actual high functioning autism, Cody just has fake modern mental illnesses

>>713726702
sorry you've experienced objectively shitty cultural christianity (fake christianity). Real christianity is actually loving. Like, if you are gay, I would say that's a bad idea and technically evil. The reason you should stop is because that lifestyle is bad for you and I want what's best for you. I don't have an emotional hatred for you.

>>713726753
hedonists and nihilists have destroyed modern 1st world culture. In the 1990's hedonism was rampant but christianity still existed to morally prop up the dying culture. Now that christianity is gone, hedonist runs rampant without a power check and it's soulless and depressing.

>>713717039
m2k is outrageously autistic but mostly keeps to himself
ibdw can't help but get up on his soapbox every fucking chance he gets because he has the terminally online flavor of autism

>>713725464
It's because he's bald and he streams from a room lit only by monitor glow. If you took him outside on a sunny day and made him smile people would be calling him a happy boomer.

>>713727369
People were always like this, they just needed the internet to show their true selves.

>>713678473
He did go to tournaments during his ban and even some during his double ban. But most of the biggest most prestigious tournaments are run by the smash illuminati and they were never going to let him in.

>>713727714
He's a jew and he cries victim at every opportunity.

>>713727986
oy gevalt! cool it with the antisemitism....

>>713717039
>m2k
Memorizing frame data and asking your dad to drive him to Burger King on the way home (he doesn't have a car) autism.
>cody
Using his social media platform to loudly misinterpret social cues and offer unwanted commentary on current issues autism. Also has a chip on his shoulder because people dislike him.

>>713727031
Hes based because he is taking a fat shit on the faggots that perpetuate the worse parts of melee. Youll notice that they never have any actual arguments against him, because hes objectively right.

>>713727654
>if you are gay, I would say that's a bad idea
Can't choose to be gay. It's a chemical difference in the brain, not just a "lifestyle."

>>713727126
Being naive isnt the same as willingly exploiting/manipulating

>>713728225
I meant committing sodomy as the lifestyle. You don't have to do that.

>>713708516
How does babby drink all of this?

>>713728552
Sodomy > Forcing yourself to have sex with women when you don't find them attractive
I'm not gay and even I get that

>>713674896
He was humping a hat without pants or a shirt on, less than a meter away. I don't know if you niggas are actually this retarded (checks out for Smash fans) or just mango shills. I guess it's a bit harsh to take away his income (lmao "pro"gamer) but that's what you get when beating the shit ouf of a retard can land you a costly lawsuit.

>>713674291 (OP)
>leftism
>secular

>>713728861
Under Christian morality, a gay man wouldn't have sex with anyone, if you can't stomach getting a wife.

>>713694193
a what?

>>713698548
>like wearing adidas pants being a personal attack on him
that was true though

>>713728887
>defending cancel culture

kill yourself, idiot. We've all made mistakes and deserve forgiveness. People are getting their lives ruined over mistake #1 and not getting any second chances.

>>713729117
Okay forget the word "hate," I suppose the better phrase would be "There's no detestment quite like Christian love." Does it affect you personally? No? Then stop being a self-appointed metatron and let God speak for Himself when the sinner dies and must be judged by Him and Him only.

Mang0 did nothing wrong

>>713729552
Mang0 tried to rape a woman

>>713728887
Ok so why was it ok the past 20 years when he did this to multiple guys and everyone knew it was a joke?

>>713729795
putting aside you trying to conflate air humping with rape, how was he going to do that while that intoxicated you retard? Are you a woman that doesnt know that a man cant even get hard when hes that blasted?

>>713728691
Anon is clearly drinking the tiddie milk as well, lucky fucker

>>713674896
Nah what he did was bad, he's due a temp ban. Half of the melee scene worship the ground he walks on so there's no way he's perma banned, he'll be gone for a 6 months or so and then make a sappy apology video on youtube and all will be forgiven.

the main takeaway from this should be that Ludwig hosted an event called "Super Beerio Kart", encouraged him to get drunk as fuck, shrugged off people asking if he was enabling Mango, kept announcing Mango's breathalyzer results to the crowd for cheers, then threw him under the bus when the inevitable happened. Ludwig escaped all of this scot-free. Why? Because he host events, no other reason.

https://x.com/Awk20000/status/1938043320825266373

>>713730082
Ludwig is a fucking snake

>>713730082
This is the correct take. Mango fucked up and should apologize (he already did) and get a temp ban, something like how the NBA/NFL bans a played for XYZ number of games. But anyone saying he should be indefinitely be banned or that he deserved to lose all of his income is out of pocket, its not like he was groping people.

The asian wanted the Mang Wang

>>713725301
tranny

>>713674291 (OP)
Abscence of morality where rules are based on not pissing off whoever is in charge is not secular morality. We need to create a secular morality to replace Christianity since it's gay and no one actually believes it.

>>713708516
But....why?

>>713729487
Ok but your decisions do affect me because we live in a society in which our personal actions do affect others. I don't believe there is such a thing as "doesn't affect me personally". And I also want you to take care of yourself and not hurt yourself on an unbiblical lifestyle.

>Then stop being a self-appointed metatron and let God speak for Himself when the sinner dies and must be judged by Him and Him only.
That's fair I guess, but I'm here to warn you of what the bible says because I care about you.

>>713730973
it was sarcasm lol. Visceral disgust will never be out of style, no matter how much LGBT wants it to be.

>>713674291 (OP)
we need a total faggot genocide and gaming fixes itself.

damn when did 4chan get filled with the soccer moms

>>713731038
>christianity is gay

And yes melee community is secular morality, objectively, obviously. It doesn't follow any kind of religion. That's what secular means. It's morality according the selfish desires of anyone.

>No one actually believes it
pretty sure a big chunk of people believe the bible is true. Now I agree it's debatable as to how many "christians" are actually christians or they just call themselves that. There's hardly any actually real christians in the world. Many luke-warm "christians" actually are materialistic, which is against the bible.

>>713695773
No it owes it to the genetic specimens that we call white people

>>713732875
>The zoomer cringes in disgust at sincerity because all it has ever known is ironic babbling.

>>713733065
Think about what you're saying. You're saying that a belief system with a moral code has literally no measurable affect on the people that believe it.

That makes no sense. Black NIGGERS that worship Jesus are more moral than NIGGERS that don't.

>>713727654
>christianity is gone
I mean it's declining in the US, but it is still the majority of the population.
https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2025/02/26/religious-landscape-study-religious-identity/

>>713733168
damn 30 years ago you'd be freaking out about pokemon

>>713733379
There's nothing morally wrong with pokemon. Its just a game.

>>713732279
Why? What do you mean why? Why wouldnt you save tiddie milk?

>>713733530
it's satanic

>>713732875
Its reddit spilling over. Same little cocksuckers were defending Leffen/discord freaks after technicals destroyed them by ignoring all facts. Thats the playbook, pretend shit didnt happen or outright lie about it. You can tell theyre out of their depth though because when they get utterly BTFO they resort to changing the topic and squealing like the pigs they are.

Its funny, for all the rep 4chinz has as le asshole of le internet, the people here generally have better morality than current clownworld, simply because theyre real about it and dont have to LARP for ebin social media epeen points

>>713733061
I thought AIDS was largely solved these days? you just take a pill and its like you dont have it

>>713733641
Hey anon, how does superman fly?

>>713733291
Wat? I didn't say that at all. Of course it has an effect. I think Christianity is an insufficient and vulnerable system. Also if we're talking about total 65 IQ vantablack gorilla niggers then there is no belief system that is going to make them behave. You can only use the stick on people like that.

>>713674291 (OP)
how the fuck are they letting ludwig get away with hosting a sexual harassment event? he doesn't even act like he's sorry in his follow up video like this is a normal thing that happens at his parties

>>713733641
I think your false flagging to make christianity look stupid. No theologian worth his salt cares about pokemon.

>>713725956
>>713726068
Not reading any of that, I'm just saying that Meleefags as a collective community are inhuman scum and should have their controllers smashed with a hammer

>>713733942
probably with his wings

>>713734026
So then use the stick. See if I care. I'm christian but I'm allowed to believe that certain ethnicities are dumber than others. That's just observable fact.

>>713734112
You read it, you just cant refute it and are mad that people are telling you to fuck off with your nintendo dick worship

>>713734104
you sound like catholic

>>713674291 (OP)
>I love secular morality!
How is any of that different from non-secular morality?

>>713734205
What?? Are you a bot or mentally ill?

please god finish brawlback before the smash community -ACKs itself

>>713733880
AIDS is not something you want because the pills are expensive and you are now reliant on pills.

Even without AIDS, if you really want to get into the weeds on why homosexuality should not be "normal", it's a lifestyle built on pleasure.
>I only get my ass blasted once a week
Ok, then you're still defying a more wholesome lifestyle of having a monogamous relationship with a women (women have something spiritual to offer men in the way of companionship and sex) and having male platonic friends from which you can gain wisdom without fucking them in the ass and ruining your concept of pleasure and emotional connections.

>>713674291 (OP)
That's not what secular means.

>>713734515
What's the problem? Don't you know that different ethnicities have different strengths and weaknesses?

>>713674291 (OP)
>I'm so sick of religious morality! You know what would fix this? A different religious morality!
What the fuck are you niggers even talking about?

>>713734698
he never played civilization

>thread about smash drama devolves into religious debates and some anon having a fridge of breast milk
I love you retards

>>713734593
everyones living a lifestyle based on pleasure, thats the whole point of how we built modern society, its all about fulfilling peoples desires so i dont really get your point

>>713734698
I literally said the words "65 IQ vantablack gorilla niggers". Hello?

I played N64 Smash Bros and Melee with friends when they came out but that was it. Why do the autists here that follow the competitive scene hate those games enough to constantly spam threads about those games being dead?

>>713734593
Yeah, except you can't really choose to be gay: You can choose to be celibate you can choose who to marry, but neither of those things change who you are attracted to.

>>713734890
>Why do the autists here that follow the competitive scene hate those games enough to constantly spam threads about those games being dead?
They have the kind of autism where they latch on to something they hate rather than using the tism to do cool shit like break a game at its core level without pressing certain buttons

>>713732623
Your bible, not mine, but thanks anyway. imo Hell is right here on Earth.

trans people are still people
they deserve mutual respect and you shouldn't talk down about them just because you're anonymous.

>>713735229
No, you should equally insult each other and then laugh about it, tranny.

>>713674839
> I’ve already reached out to the people involved to try to make things right. I also let down my family and close friends. I want to apologize to my son. I know this is something he’ll have to carry.
He got drunk and acted like a tard, bringing up how his son will "have to carry" this is so fucking melodramatic

>>713726257
>>713728384
you're saying m2k quite literally cheating (splitting/collusion) doesn't count because he didn't actually cheat. he was just being naive. kek, same as with him trying to scam people with pyramid schemes and messaging broke smashers asking them to set a timer for when they get they paycheck so they can instantly send some money to him. a truly moral and virtuous person we got here. but he's autistic so it doesn't count. he also lies about stupid shit he has done in the past all the time. like pretending he never left cumstains at anybody places.

>>713735229
>AAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

>>713735087
Yeah, an afterlife filled with suffering is too redundant. Humanity has suffered enough as is.

>>713734234
Not reading that either, just glad there's no official melee scene and that the IP holder despises the people who enjoy it

>>713735000
I strongly believe sexual deviancy is developed and there is no gay gene. I don't know if you can learn disgust but you can most certainly unlearn it. I think any person could technically become bisexual or some sort of sexual deviant through porn consumption for instance. By the same token I think you can learn to like girls if you're a fag. Call me retarded, I don't care.

>>713733582
If I asked my wife "can I fill an entire fridge with your breast milk" she would call me a dumbass

>>713736110
Anon... you do know that there are things such as over producers, right?

>>713736013
there are definitely kids who are just born gay but theres also a lot of people who become gay in their teens and early adulthood due to porn consumption

>>713735776
>Not reading that either
Kek, you sure are desperate to tell me how much you totally didnt read that. Cry more

>>713735546
>like pretending he never left cumstains at anybody places.
Anon...

>>713736325
Well, here, I'll read them.
>Anon who didn't read my post because it said Nintendo, meaningless.
>Anon talking about some shit I've never heard about then claims I'm sucking off ninty when my post is literally 80% shitting on them and 20% saying I'm glad Meleefags were told to fuck off years ago because the OP is literally exclusively talking about how their community is dogshit
Damn you my friend, you tricked me into wasting my time. I'm still 100% in the right and meleefags should still all be hung by their tongues from skyscrapers.

>>713708516
Milk truck just arrive

>>713736794
>cant refute anything
Lol

>>713708516
Blessed

>>713736286
Ok but if we can turn dudes gay through exposure then there should be a way to get them into pussy also

>>713736013
See, I don't think people can change their orientation at will. I mean, if a heterosexual man takes a vow of celibacy, he doesn't lose his attraction to women, he just doesn't act upon it. Same thing happens when a gay man marries a woman. Its possible for someone to not act on their sexual desires, in fact, thousands of people live like this, but that doesn't change who they are inside.

>>713727654
>Real christianity is actually loving.
No it's not.

>>713736013
You are retarded. That's not how it works.

>>713737281
probably some insane self-discipline to not indulge in shit that makes ur pp hard, like orthodox monk in-the-woods tier asceticism that the average 21st century man would never be able to accomplish

>thread autosaging

>>713736419
what, he literally did and there's all sorts of reports

https://smashboards.com/threads/bbc1-results-4-30.302620/page-3#post-12644269

>>713737067
>refuting insults
I mean...no? Kind of can't, I literally have no fucking clue what they're based on because I don't know what incident that guy is talking about and the other guy did a "stopped reading there" on it. There's nothing to refute.
If you're having a tantrum because I insulted ninty or even mentioned it because it triggers your schizophrenia, I'll reiterate it then.
Ok so official permissions holders were right to screw them over then.
Meleefags are honestly the scum of society, whoever this suicidal guy was in these screenshots was, he was surrounded by scum anyway. Fuck em, they deserve nothing.
Happier with that? Regardless the message is the same.

>>713736934
I don't have the exact pic but this is close enough

>>713736235
Yes, but why keep it

>>713695773
No, it owes it to the Enlightenment and those ideas go much further back than Christianity.

>>713737750
For the baby to drink? You realize you can keep feeding the baby after the mom weens herself and that this saves a fortune, right?

>>713737320
>I don't think people can change their orientation at will
Neither do I. That's not what I said. I didn't say at all that you can lose attractions. My belief is that you can develop an attraction to almost anything. That's why the more porn you watch the gayer you become.

>>713737903
Yes, yes, but that is a fuckton of milk. Does it not spoil?

>>713738020
>hat's why the more porn you watch the gayer you become.
What if you're just into softcore stuff like amatrue self-recorded women fingering without a male involved whatsoever?

>>713738516
>amatrue
amateur*
Sorry, I can't type or proofread today.

>>713737690
>later admits that he didnt have any proof of this, while M2K staunchly denied it
Cool proof. Also M2K can barely cum at all, much less jizz uncontrollably in a bed

>>713738283
You can keep frozen breast milk for up to a year and judging off the pick hes about 4-5 months ahead on that. You can also just mix it into your own food or donate/sell it. Hes probably sitting on 8k+ in that picture.