hahahahahahah
Mario Kart Wii stays winning

vid related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BaNkyi4WTA

Knockout Tour is better anyways.

Uh, what do these look like?

>Nintendo fans are so gay they refuse to play on straight tracks

>>713678368 (OP)
lmao that's what you get for supported $80 games, fags

I like the game but I just hate open world garbage so damn much. Even "good examples" like Red Dead Redemption would be superior without it.

I'm unironically going back to MK8.

>>713678368 (OP)
Was this not a bug? Online random now works like it does in local multiplayer

>>713678782
i dont own a switch 2 but seeing gameplay of it makes it just seem like a giant loading screen

>>713678457
totally tendie death

>>713678839
>"good examples" like Red Dead Redemption
Stopped reading there, that's not a good game

>>713678368 (OP)
>every single player selects random map on multiplayer because they dont want to play boring straight line tracks and picking random skips them for some reason
>nintendo sees this and instead of removing those line tracks they just force them into random as well

The literal dictionary definition of humiliation ritual

>>713678368 (OP)
it's okay
cattle will defend it

>>713678998
>every single player
Online lobby with randoms (not jewtuber tryhard lobbies) are usually 50/50 on this

>>713678368 (OP)
Intermission tracks should be knockout tour only. Racing on them is fucking garbage with traditional rules. There's no reason to ever be in front if only the last part matters.

>>713678368 (OP)
Splatoon is somewhat similar with their shitty map rotation.

>>713679172
At the very least they tried to improve on it with lowering rotation times. If this was the mario kart guys we’d be up to 4-hour rotations specifically to spite (you)

>>713679119
I like how readily you are all outing yourselves as shitters
Do you have any idea how astronomically low your score has to be, to be seeing this?

there's literally nothing wrong with these tracks. go play mk8 if you don't like the new gameplay dumb fuckers

>>713678368 (OP)
Now THIS is funny.
>They don't like intermission tracks?
>Good. Feed them another.

>>713679279
Well, yes, but they still decide which map you play on for those two hours, and it's still only two maps that they offer, unless you play a different mode.

>>713678546
for casuals maybe

>>713679292
The lobbies I was in had a bunch 7k people in it. The fuck you taliing about?

How is it possible to make Mario Kart lame?

>>713679582
Play 8 on the Wii U unpatched.

>>713678368 (OP)
I hope this is a lesson learned for people supporting this modern Nintendo. I want Nintendo to do good again, but the stuff they've been getting away with is ridiculous. Their fan base needs to actually not put up with it and stop supporting them. I like (generally speaking) Nintendo games up through the 3DS era, but whatever happened during the Switch era got them really confident they can get away with things their fan base shouldn't be okay with. For example,I strongly suspect the whole Labo cardboard thing was one of those tests that the fan base failed by supporting it.

>>713680497
Oh, absolutely
One of the newer head honchos of Nintendo is a guy from Pokemon. I guarantee this man said "we can make a cheaper, worse product and lose no sales, look what I did for Pokemon" and did it.
So in a way, the Pokemon community is actually responsible for this. They were the early test.

>>713678368 (OP)
cry about it
maybe stop grinding hours of practicing cheating shortcuts in time trials like a sweaty tryhard for your shitty elo and play the game normally

I love when devs do this, I laughed when 343 did it with Infinite's campaign, play the fucking game right, you speedrunning trannies.

Can't bellieve tendie made a shit

if you want to play 12 players 3 laps toadette/blooper only just make your own lobby little gup

>>713678546
lol, the entire point of picking random was to avoid 'straight line + one lap of a track at the end' shit. Knockout Tour is "15 minutes of straight line + one lap of a track at the end".

Quite telling that 8snoys would rather piss and shit themselves than simply play in their own rooms. They just want everyone else to put up with their miserable existence.

>>713678368 (OP)
Meanwhile the Sonic racing game wins by doing absolutely nothing, just waiting for the big M A R I O to fuck himself over. How the turntables. It's like pottery in this doggy dog world.

>>713680497
the problem is that the average nintendo fan wont.
they are either mindless consumers that'll only realize whats going on when its far too late, or like the guy spamming "8snoy"
there's no hope.

>>713682550
Good, you're being left behind. Seethe forever.

>>713678368 (OP)
I'm not a Nintenbro I don't understand what this means. Explain.

What kind of autism is this? Why don't let players choose?

>>713684150
They do, 3laps still pop up as options.

>>713684345
How often?

Nintendo executives would sacrifice newborns in a satanic ritual if it meant no gaijin or people above 18 could buy their games ever again.

>>713684553
Like a third of the time you can vote for them.

I guess Discord Lounge comp is gonna be a lot more popular for this game.

All 8000+ online lobbies were entirely random picks nowadays. I wonder why Nintendo is so hateful of their fanbase?

>>713681012
>stop doing shortcuts on Mario Kart
Retarded noob detected

>>713678368 (OP)
>Mario Kart Wii stays winning
Yup, I'm going back to my 200+ tracks with actually fun mechanics, bye bye World.

>>713684889
Not even JP players like it, so they will probably revert it back or provide an actual fix. The same thing happened several times in MK8. If the JPs complain about something, they will change it or fix it.
I will give it a month or less before they do something about it because this time they made everyone angry, not just the JPs

>>713684663
I mean with the absolute state of game criticism now I can understand the disliking of western gamers at least, everything now, not just Nintendo is decried as le bad despite most not even playing it

>>713684889
>21/23 people are playing the game wrong
>somehow they also all play toadette blooper
no wonder nintendo had to step in they should also randomize characters and kart if you select random

>>713685435
>21/23
that just means 2 people are too new and don't know about the random thing yet.

>>713679292
man its fun seeing you faggots seethe at each other in these threads.
you're playing a game designed for literal children

>>713685512
Actually the 2 people picked the 3 lap track with no intermission. That pick is a 8500+ lobby.

Well there's probably more variety now than playing the same 30 tracks over and over. But autists like repetition so it's not surprising to see who is sperging out.

>>713685868
>everyone who liked playing any mario kart before world is autistic

fucking kill yourself. Seriously

>>713680497
modern nintendo's core sales base is probably family and not internet virgin freaks
they probably see this online discourse from mentally ill freaks and laugh at it.

>>713686365
anyone who plays it as an adult is

>>713686412
>its mentally ill to want to play how mario kart was played for 3 decades
>entire lobbies that vote random are mentally ill

Jesus fuck this shit is depressing

>>713686469
then why are you in a thread talking and defending mario kart you autist?

>>713686538
it's mentally ill to want every game to be 8 deluxe instead of playing that when it's switch 2 compatible.
96 tracks, you're lying if you say you're bored of it. Go away.

Why not let people pick how they wanna play?

>>713686645
i'm not defending mario kart
i'm here to watch you guys fling shit at eachother and insult you. its a fucking CHILDREN'S GAME.

>>713686724
You can already vote for 3 lap tracks online. That's not going to stop people from voting for intermissions.

>>713686757
Why is the fall back whenever something is criticised "it's for children"?

>>713686790
Which you have to go out of your way to, I genuinely didn't even know it was an option.

>>713678368 (OP)
Damn. Final destination straight tracks no items funky Kong only mode when?

>>713686757
What Switch 2 games do you play, or are planning to play? Are you a hardcore Cyberpunk Switch 2 player?

>>713686724
You WILL play as how papa nintendo wants you to play

>>713686893
none
i play on pc and emulate if i feel the need to play tendie slop

>>713680497
reminder just like snoys nintendies defended paid online

>>713687621
Then why are you involved in this conversation?

I’m going back to Funky Kart Wii

>>713687987
zased

>>713678368 (OP)
NINTENDO HATE THREAD #2

there's already a thread about this Eric

>>713687860
like i previously stated, i'm here to observe and talk shit. do you lack reading comprehension? is that why you play children's gameS?

i'd say "i don't get why they didn't just make traditional track races its own playlist", but then it's nintendo, who genuinely cannot comprehend modern multiplayer logic.

nintendo is going the blizzard route
same consequences same causes
nintendo drones will defend nintendo into becoming shit

>>713678457
>ugly homosexual voice
no thanks, shan't be watching.

So how does this change the meta? I haven't got time for anything less than the most optimal character.

>>713691441
Nigger that's Troy. Begone newfag

>>713691815
The meta is to go back to playing MKWii and MK8D

>>713679582
Super Circuit and MK Wii are full of examples.

>>713680717
That makes sense. I always blamed it on Iwata dying but that makes even more sense.

Can't you just select a fucking track like always?

>>713687987
WOOHOOHOOO

>>713687321
I hate those gooks. They are soooo lucky the western video game industry killed itself with judeo bolchevism

>>713678782
heh

>>713690592
They really are becoming a horrible company lately.

You'd have to be ridiculously retarded and shallow to center your personality around a brand in the first place, but it's especially baffling how anyone can latch on to these soulless corporations in 2025. At least they used to center themselves around lifestyles that IRL gamers who exist outside of HR presentations actually have and pretended to like you, the normal male gamer.

>>713692308
No actually, that's why people were picking random to begin with since it was the only one to force a normal track race.

Stop lying you can pick any course you want be it 3 laps or the intermission routes its just annoying to do every 3 to 5 minutes

>>713678368 (OP)
Why weren't all the customization options from 8D carried over? Why do they always start from square fucking one?

awww manbaby can't do his stupid time trial strats online

>>713693978
This is about the regular online mode, not with friends/a room code. You don't get that choice there.

For a game whose main shilling point is muh fun, I have yet to see ANYTHING fun about this game
Feel free to call me a snoy, pcvegan, ric, I don't literally care

>>713678368 (OP)
Mama mia.....