Thread 713679165

Why short races always interpreted as insufferable twats instead humble and accepting to their condition?

>>713679165 (OP)
just like short people irl except my homie Matt and this guy with dwarfism in hs he was cool

>>713679165 (OP)
this is embarassing. you're a 40+ year old balding man.

>>713679165 (OP)
Arent warcraft gnomes particularly humble and accepting of their short stature?

>>713679165 (OP)
Dwarves are usually insufferable assholes due to greed
Hobbits are the definition of humble and don't give a shit about anything besides eating, drinking, telling corny jokes and gardening
gnomes are just whimsical little fellas who live in the forest and don't like society.

>>713679165 (OP)
This is honestly just terrible art.

>>713679584
atleast the sex part is hot

>>713679784
you know there's like a billion other goblin/gnome pics out there right?

>>713679949
but they dont have a rough sex like the next pics, like seeing them endure their bugle kind of sex

the gnome looks fine, the goblin looks ridiculous.

>>713679165 (OP)
what did wow mean by this

>>713680227
Built for the alliance

>>713679165 (OP)
goblin sex

>>713679165 (OP)
>sundown

>>713683569
Some of his art is good, unlike Fellatrix.

>>713686125
sundown's coloring is really off-putting for some reason

>>713689418
hot but only because its extremely sexualized artstyle

>>713679165 (OP)
did sundown stopped deleting his art?

>>713679165 (OP)
the gnome's too big

>>713679165 (OP)
>>713680227
Post more green little whores with massive bootays.

>>713679165 (OP)
I love dummy thicc goblin girl shortstacks.
I have regular dreams of fucking them.

>>713693563
Do it bitch

>>713679165 (OP)
When I played XIV almost every lala player when asked or brought up why they chose their race would always have the same word for word canned response. Fucking weirdos.

>>713686125
sundown's art has gotten worse overtime unlike Fellatrix's which is improving, also Fellatrix draws /ss/ unlike that faggot

>>713686125
I think what you meant to say is Sundown doesn't draw horrors beyond comprehension every other piece.

>>713686125
>>713694090
Sundown is better because Fellatrix only draws Black guys. Also Sundown has drawn /ss/ before

For me? It's Tani.

>>713679165 (OP)
cope projecting by tall people

goblin fucking, goblin breeding

>>713679165 (OP)
Kender.

>>713679165 (OP)
anal

>>713694046
What was that response?

>>713695216
>>713695110

Well?

>anon on /trash/ erps as a gobbo for me
>we are both clearly into the same fetishes
>exchange pleasantries after but feel too stupid to ask for contact
bros...
follow your dreams and shoot your shot while you still have the chance

>>713695856
What fetishes?

>>713697378
mostly impregnation

>>713679240
SPBP. This shit made me laugh so fucking hard.

>>713679240
>>713699914

For me, It's Yordles

shortstacks are built for sitting on my face

>>713701552
Based

>>713679165 (OP)
Nah, it's just like a certain lady in my family; short, bratty and tits twice the size of her head. So it's on point.

>>713701552
what i wouldnt give to be a hot yordle

>>713701552
I feel like I can easily make a gnome or goblin OC, Yords tho, not as easy. Too many differences, it'd be like saying Blacks, Jews and Irish are all Asians.

>>713693563
she deserved to be a companion

>>713701978
>what i wouldnt give to be a hot yordle
you gay or something? why wouldn't you want to fuck the yordle? why be a hot yordle?

>>713686125
meh, the bimbo shit is a bit much

>>713702307
its so much deeper, wanting to become something like that, so dedicated i'd let it change my entire life and adopt it into myself

>>713702403
>its so much deeper, wanting to become something like that, so dedicated i'd let it change my entire life and adopt it into myself
Okay, so in other words, you want to take dick in the ass. Dude, you could have just said "because I want dick in my ass"

>>713693563
*takes away your only possession

>>713702473
I want dick in my ass, i want to ravenously pound my yordle hips back against something much larger than me, feel how soft i am while in the complete and utter throes of pleasure, driven mad by such a deep insatiable lust

Big happy family correction

Anons are nothing but stupid, walking cocks for their yordle masters.

thank god for riot games giving us yordles

>>713702631
Okay, there ya go. Could have just said that from the get-go, lmao. I'd pound you if you were a yordle.

>>713679165 (OP)
I like breasts more than butts

>>713702776
How big do you need them?

>>713702307
Consider the possibility of being a hot lesbian yordle.

>>713702728
hell yeah, would you grope me a lot too

Okay guys hear me out. We already have pretty advanced AI generated pornography but so far the only fantasy content I've seen has maintained an illustrated / CG style. What's the realistic timeline on when we'll get to see 4k hyperrealistic goblin shortstack breeding videos? Are we just waiting for someone to put the computing power towards it, or do the people want to keep this fantasy contained to the realm of fiction?

>>713702954
That's pretty good. I don't really have limits: it all depends on my mood. Sometimes I go for flatties, sometimes for boobs several times bigger than the girl. Tits the size of the girl's head is always a good start.

>>713703223
I'd rather continue being a man and get to pound the yordle with my dick.
>>713703251
Yes

>>713703320
Headsized melons are pretty good for sure but all yordle tits look so good when bouncing around while humping into them like a onahole.

>>713702954
Funnily enough, I made a token out of that very image for a Magic the Gathering goblins deck of mine.

Does Tails count as a Kitsune?

>>713703451
Lulu's tits are too small

>>713704224
Lulu with big tits is an acquired taste and can be explained with her growth magic.

>>713704607
I want all of them to cuck me...

>>713705770
Oh? Can't handle a yordle yourself and need someone else to do it for you?

>>713706051
It's humiliating to admit but yeah, even for a shortstack race like them I doubt I would be able to perform..

>>713706228
Cute Nonny admitting to something like that. Do you like just watching or also desperately polishing your tiny weapon while enjoying the show?

>>713706495
I would totally hump my hand if I'm allowed to, especially if one of them is thoughtful enough to throw me her g-string as the climbs in bed with another man, I will be making a mess by myself on the chair...

>>713704607
But can she grow all of herself with magic?

>>713706659
Haha how cute, it thinks it deserves a chair. No, I will allow you to be on your knees and get your face really close and personal to the action while you make out with your fingers.

>>713679165 (OP)
>sundown

>>713706863
Y-yes, anything cuckoldress Poppy wants. I'm going to get really close so I can watch and learn what proper fucking looks like. Not that I would be able to imitate it...

>>713703454
its funny that even normalfags are desensitised to this tails comic now, there's far worse shit you can see even on dogshit like instagram

>>713707183
Open that cute mouth and stretch your tongue out. Breath in all the fumes and wet drops flying your face. I want you to taste the sweat and miasma of relentless breeding sex.
And no cringe slowstroke edging. Cuties like you should quickshot as fast as you can.

luv yordles
shame the mmo is vaporware

>>713707824
t-thanks...

>>713707983
Oho look who drizzled out their watery sprinkles on command. Good Boy Toy <3

>>713704607
Is yordle milk good for you?

>>713708348
9 in 10 scientists say yes.

>>713707824
>Back fat
Based

>>713708847
A bit of chub looks nice on yordles.

I prefer green.

>>713709074
That tattoo really should be on the womb instead of the back.

>>713701552
>Veigal
Post more of her

>>713709170
Based

i want to stick it in the gobhole till i flood her cave with white sticky goo

>>713694090
Fellatrix is bnwo sissy

Great, now I need to bust open my Yordle/Gobbo folders.

>>713710993
post the fattest gob tits you have

>>713710993
How do you sort your goblin folder? Mine is a complete mess.

>>713709074
Nothing wrong with that

>>713711167
NTA but I sort my gobbo folder by hex colors. It's time consuming but very worth the effort.

>>713695626
Based mod

surprised it hasn't been moved to /trash/ yet

>>713710993
Bro you can see her green pussy.

>>713710993
better put stronger goggles on too anon...

>Pathfinder had Linzi and Nurah who you could not plap
>BG3 has Sazza who would 100% be down to fuck after you save her life.. but you can't. Oh but you can get fucked by Halsin in bear form
I hate these faggots so goddamn much

>>713711167
main folder called "Shortstacks" then character specific subfolders and an extra for "goblins in general"

>>713711546
love beermaids

>Has been in the game since day one
>Has zero content outside of hiring her to make shit
>Meanwhile the only characters that gets any content are futas or the ones from the Minotaur place

>>713711530
i want to fuck her face till she throws up and then plow her other holes for hours on end until she cant stand anymore and her womb is over filled with my cum

>>713711468
nutting

>>713711530
First CRPG to give us a cute and plappable goblin girl will go down in history as the greatest RPG of the century. Kingmaker was close by giving us Nok-Nok, who is based, but male. Big titty rogue or shaman goblinussy will win people's hearts, as evidenced by >>713711759

>>713703291
If you go to the gif ai animate thread and beg, someone will gen it for you.

>>713711530
Sazza should have been a companion. So disappointed she doesn't stick around. At least Nyl seems to be getting into Goblin on Minthara porn.

i still want to fuck sundown's goblins

>>713711530
She looks like she reeks and bites.

>>713714091
moo moo poppy since she will need to be inseminated to produce milk

luv me gobbos simpul as

>>713714331
I'll give her a bath and a new haircut)

>>713714354
They are magical creatures and can always produce milk.

>>713714505
Hnnng

>>713701552
>League MMO is in dev hell and won't come out for another 10 years if it doesn't get cancelled
>probably will never get to make my own Yordlefu

my gobbo is the best pawn I've ever had in DD2

>>713714893
the guy next to her looks like nicholas cage

since goblins have been engrained in the public conscious as nothing but porn shortstacks for gooners.

if i want to make something more subtle, a romance story and wanted to use a goblin that ISN'T just a walking onahole, should i instead make it a different species that doesn't have the porn association?

>>713715337
No. Make it a goblin, lampshade their reputation, but show that the character is more than that.

Do yordles like being called "onaholes"?

Man I fucking love doing yordles

>>713715454
but it clashes with the expectation of the player. they expect the goblin to be a whore with massive tits

>>713707430
it still makes me fucking sick to think about.
Someone sat down and DREW that

really makes you think about the sick shit people like that HAVENT released

>>713707983
two grown ass men by the way

>>713715558
If you can't overcome a player's expectations like that, you're a shit writer.

>>713715732
then don't look at the other sonic comics on par with that one. the horror

>>713715337
I think you vastly overestimate corruption of champions influence on things. Just make a goblin

Get Your Yordles Off animation focused on Vex fucking when????

>>713715502
Some do but many also prefer calling human men "fuck sticks"

>>713715558
what's wrong with slutty big tit goblins though?

>>713715337
Gnome or Dwarf

>>713695626
Really, WoW? You couldn't get anything better?

>>713703283
Finally, some fucking good food.

>>713716147
already have a dwarf, and the majority of the others are halflings, which are pretty close to gnomes... it would have to be like a sprite or forst nymph or something

I wish I was a cock for yordles.

>>713715337
Make her really, really bad at flirting.

>>713716541
We need to invent shoes that make girls look even shorter.

>>713716425
You want a shortstack but don't want Goblins, Gnomes, Dwarves or Halflings and are thinking of either a Sprite or Nymph... Ok, first of why the fuck are you asking for suggestions if you already have an idea of what you want. Second, Sprites and Nymphs aren't shortstacks because they are literally smaller than a 2l bottle of Coke.

>>713715934
Yordle/human relations seem to be very healthy!

>>713716970
They are surprisingly a perfect match despite barely fitting into them if you know what I mean.

What I desire in a game is a cute Goblin waifu who is the MC's childhood friend that is a Mage who barely passed her Mage exams.

BigGreen has a 10/10 Tristiana video.. if you like shortstacks getting fat werewolf cock that is.

>>713717183
>werewolf
Shit fetish

Noise makes the best gobbos.

>>713717183
What's Piccalo doing making porn animations?

>>713717183
based fetish but i like the one where she struggles to take a large cock up her butt speeding up over the video

You all pipe down!

>>713717321
I don't know... But they're great

>>713717446
Stroking up and down my pipe alright.

>>713715337
I do not live in fear so I WILL be using goblins and I WILL be giving them huge tits, fat asses, and doctorates.

>>713717446
My pipe is kinda getting up actually.

>>713717628
Oh no that needs an emergency that needs taken care of.

what about lalafell?

>>713718025
They're not thick enough, requires some work on the artist.
I'd still pork them hard and fast though.
I miss drawing lewd lalas.

>>713718025
kys pedo

>>713718025
Lalafells are good too, just ignore the projectors.

>>713718025
when they have the modded stacked body
>>713718304
this lala is good

>>713718304
Krile really got the short end of the stick in dt.

>>713718304
Lala

>>713718649
Disgustingly so.. and this was after Yoshida spent weeks hyping up her role and how it was a massive character arc for her. Honestly, stinks of rewrites.

>>713718304
Man Shortstacks and Kyojiri in bunnysuits are just so peak

I really fuck with this design I did in a previous gobbo thread. I hope others do to...
They'll be like a colony enemy in a grotto area they group up and some charge at you while others throw spears... Or something.

>>713718898
>no tits
>"shortstack"

>>713689418
artist name please?

>>713718304
Yes but this version.

>>713719213
I hope it's a game like Conan where I can knock them out and force them to be my slaves.

>>713719213
Sorry bro but the wow14 pedophiles nested and stink up the place now.

>>713718304
sexo
>>713719405
ruined

>>713719246
Confucius say:
>Big Tits with no ass will fill your hands. But Big Ass with no tits will fill your heart.

I like shorties with big tits but small/flat ass and thighs.
Is there a name for that?

>>713719213
Looks good

>>713719405
If the Popotos tits are bigger than this, you've done something wrong.

>>713719321
SvensPronfest
Because you said please

>>713719649
Officially, no.
I don't even think anyone made up a term for it colloquially.

>>713719590
Not really the point. To be stacked means to have big tits.

Regardless, we do not have to choose between one or the other.

>>713719213
Why does a small green critter needs gigantic tits and ass?

>>713719963
Same reason birds need brightly colored plumes. To attract a mate.

>>713719213
Cute companion that will constantly beg you for fuck fuck.

>>713719590
Totally irrelevant to the topic at hand. A shortSTACK needs to be STACKED.

>>713719963
Attract horny human men.

>>713703283
poppy wife HHHNNNNNNGGG!!

>>713719649
You're only going to find that with oppai lolis

Name 4 games with sexy goblins.

>>713720151
DO NOT marry the plappable yordle wife!

gobbo wife

>>713719787
thanks anon appreciate it have a nice day

>>713703283
The only acceptable answer here is "not yet"

>>713717183
Damn, I just watched it. I've never seen such a high quality Tristana model in porn until now. Amazing video, I'm super fucking hard after watching that.

>>713720284
Corruption of Champions.
Corruption of Champions 2
Atlyss (you can kind of make a goblin)
WoW.

>>713720284
Every game with mods or a good character creator.

>>713720472
The bed would not survive the impacts I am about to cause on that ass for 3 nights and days straight.

>>713720151
>>713720285
Dont call her plappable
Huggable kissable

>>713720472
god, i miss joixxx

Don't marry Yordles, your body won't be able to handle their lust.

>>713720596
They are not mutually exclusive. You can even hug and kiss while plapping.

>>713720707
aw rip

>>713718845
Lala

>>713720596
The Poppy wife will be plapped, hugged, kissed, bred, loved and lived with into old age.

>>713714893
I like how good goblin girls can look in dd2 but it always pisses me off because lore wise goblins don't look anywhere like that and I'm too autistic to just say "Oh well the arisen can do whatever / maybe in another universe goblins are more like this"
they are a treat not meant for me

>>713694941
Same.

>>713720993
Pictured, Poppy post marriage

>>713721015
Well they're pawns, so they are actually from another universe and the arisen can do whatever they want. It's canon that you can make your own custom gobbo waifu.

>>713721289
Specifically I think
"Where would my arisen get the idea to make a short green skinned person?"
And the fact that the other universes seem to be mostly the same so it's really unlikely goblins are completely different
Maybe I'm not creative enough with my tism

>>713721546
>"Where would my arisen get the idea to make a short green skinned person?"
Where did we get the idea in real life?

Is yordle milk good for you?
https://files.catbox.moe/lkfm2i.png

>off model

so far the lalas are winning for using media compliant proportions and screenshots

>>713709170
Does it really matter where it is?

>>713721627
a lack of goblins
would humans think of goblins with goblins around?
probably more, thinking of it

>crying about off model
faggot moment

>>713718848
my favorite fucking part was near the end where you learn her earring is a combination flash drive/decryption key so she puts it in the supercomputer to unlock the teleporter and... it doesn't fucking work, the lizard boy needs to authorize it!

>>713679550
>gnomes are just whimsical little fellas who live in the forest and don't like society.
Bro gnomes are fucking total dicks in folklore what are you talking about

>>713721856
Yes it turns me more when an elaborate design is on the womb. For cute symbols like yours other places are fine.

>>713721857
They would just have a different name for their imaginary green shortstacks. You're right, you're too autistic.

>>713679165 (OP)
Goblins aren't supposed to be short, are they?

That art is fucking hideous

For me, its matchsticks

>>713721898
Sex creature.

>>713721898
you don't like goblins. you like green elves with the proportions of a trash bag filled with meat

>>713722007
It's way too common on 4chan. Can't have a wank to Amy without some mega autists having a melty because he only faps to "onmodel" as he claims but it's all deviantart tier shit art that hyperfocuses on a specifc design in a manual of 1 single game.

>>713702728
>>713703251
>>713703424
You guys are gay as fuck

>>713722019
They've always been depicted as small evil green dickheads.

>>713722134
>you don't like goblins you just like goblins
true

>>713722076
btw this is my censorship job. I thought about leaving the pubes out of the censor boxes but to my knowledge the jannies will still be triggered by pubes that so unfortunately they had to be included

GABLINS

>>713722309
give us the original faget

>>713721762
Lulu milk must taste crazy and amazing.

>>713717183
>not fat raka goatcock
Yawn.

>>713722408
Here's the sauce
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=9182473

>>713679314
because their religion says that their real self are holy robots that are superior to everyone.

>>713718025
>>713718304
>>713718845
>>713720841
lalas
https://mega.nz/folder/Wc1yzahR#yqiwa7qMYAuFREO_zXWpcQ

If you could make one fantasy shortstack race real which one would it be?

>>713722720
Harvins no contest.

>>713722720
I like goblins a lot, but I wouldn't wish goblin infestations on anyone. That doesn't leave many options though.

>>713719405
improved

>>713722076
Damn, maybe this term will catch on the way shortstack did?
The tags for skinny girls on boorus are all over the fucking place.

>>713722937
Yeah goblins only seem fun because you don't have to deal with them. If they were real they would just be treated like green niggers.

>>713722656
thanks m8

Firmly grasp the cheeks.

>>713722720
What other shortstack races are there?

>>713720841
That's Tataru.
I'm getting nowhere near her.

>>713694941
>>713721065
basé

>>713722720
i dont know any other shortstack races

>>713722076
Tbh skinny goblins >>> thicc goblins

>>713723350
wrong

>>713723305
Im gonna
Grab those tits and use them like a 20 pounds of pussy and ass sextoy.
The clothes stay on of course.

>>713722829
But they're not stacked?

>>713679165 (OP)
Short niggas are like that irl.

>>713723541
????

>>713723231
>>713723345
Elin, lalafell, Harvins, Halflings, Yordles. Help me out here, there has to be more than this.

>>713723818
Kobolds? Asura?

>>713723818
I dunno, I'm a gobbo purist

>>713723801
Grrr ok slut you gonna get an angry pump.

>>713723598
Unless...

>>713719213
Insanely based

>>713720320
>will never have anyone, gobbo or otherwise, care about me so much that they get brought to tears just by mutual comfort
yerrrp might just rope for that

>>713724213
I would kys myself if I couldn't plap shortstacks irl

>>713724213
It is what it is.

>>713722076
>like short, skinny girls
>don't like loli
Its an annoyingly rare character archetype.

>>713724761
>Gobsune Miku

My favorite after Power Gob.

Are we saging?

>>713724850
gobbos improve everything

>>713724926
Yup.

>>713724761
>>713724850
>>713724946
i really like this guys gobs

>>713724551
Have any recommendations? I am in the same boat.

>>713724926
We are. Goblin lovers are the most oppressed minority.

>>713724962
why she nekid

>>713725089
its warm and she wants a generous tip for her work and some rough fucking on the anvil

>>713725089
what are you talking about? she has an apron on

>>713724850
Power Gob would be too strong, the natural thickness of gobbos with those tits is too dangerous.

Poppy is Canonically super strong on top of being below 100 pounds in weight. Meaning that she'll probably snap you in half without meaning during a night of carnal pleasures.

>>713725201
i can see her haunches

this thread is doomed anyway please post some fat gob tits

>>713725009
Its hard to find stuff, because of
>>713723058
The majority of art with skinny girls does NOT have any tags for them. Only a few will have skinny, skinny_female, and so on, and most of those are mistagged.

In the end you just to find artists that draw that bodytype, because the tags won't help you.

where we going now?

>>713724962
Reminds me of the Goblin Chronicles on AO3.

>>713725440
https://files.catbox.moe/vcp32a.png
You better make it a messy one.

>>713725335
Poppy sex starts off slow and sensual, with her submissive letting you take charge, near the end she starts power bottoming and really wears you out with cuddle struggles and bear hugs.

>>713711683
CoC2 is predicated around 1) wasting the player's time and 2) humiliating the player for having wasted their time

>>713722693
Wowza

>>713722693
Noice

>>713725705
look how deperate they are for human cock. these little sluts, i would love to use them as living cocksleeves.

Since this is the gobbo thread, I need you faggos to help me out .
Somewhere here on 4chan I saw a webm of am animation with a goth goblin girl sitting next to a red head nerdy girl. The gobling girl pulls up a lolipop and the nerdy girl tells her she can eat food where they are.
Does anyone have this webm or knows the source ?

>>713723278
Yeah. She belongs to WoL

>>713725915
You think you'd get that far? You would get squeezed into submission before you can even over your little finger.
https://files.catbox.moe/z4knbr.png

>>713725975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyOW_7PBqGU

>>713726160
thank you
also
SEXO

>>713726039
she looks so good all drenched in cum, i would force myself to hold back until i can explore her tight little throat first though