Thread 713686578

Literally impossible without a guide

>>713686578 (OP)
you sound like his bitch exwife

>the point is to play the game until you find the solution
>"I cannot solve this in 30 seconds unless using a guide it's shit"

>>713687528
i didnt know there was more than 3-4 of these grow games

>>713686578 (OP)
>If you wanna win you have to up water a horse, impregnate the farmer man, sacrifice your second (!!!) child to the giant fish that only comes by twice, and then have the newspaper left out in the sun turn into a movie theater for the final dance party
I remember being so frustrated at how much bullshit nonsense these had with no intuitive rationale.

>>713689064
Filtered

>>713686578 (OP)
flash games might not had the best game design, but at least they were genuine

>>713689174
>mmmmmmmmmmHMMMMHMMHM Thiiiiiisss pooopy is so baaaaaad tasting but ATL EATS it came from a genuine arsehole
This is what you sound like.

>>713689064
makes perfect sense if you're japanese

>>713689421
meds now mohammad

>>713689879
Called it

>>713686578 (OP)
>Choose an order
>See which items don't level up much
>Do these ones earlier in the next run
>Repeat
No, you're just dumb.

>>713686578 (OP)
Legitimately got depressed when I heard about his condition.
Update: his heart got better but both his parents died of cancer

>>713690392
Checked his twitter after seeing your post and yeah, that's really sad.
Pretty recent too.

which are the best grow games?