Thread 713688610

>spouts witty one liners while he massacres security guards with medieval death traps
>blows up a ferris wheel and has it squish several guys for polluting Venice with tar
>has you drown several security guards to hinder a counterfeiting operation
>makes you feed miners to giant scorpions and crocodiles because they're polluting the Australian outback
>comes up with a plan to maul security guards to death with a giant wolf in order to cheat in a dogfighting competition
Why is this little dweeb so bloodthirsty?

he's a virgin with rage. hence the codename Wizard

>>713688610 (OP)
>crippled
>incel
>cucked by sly
he has every right to be mad

>>713688610 (OP)
He's been working on his deviousness

>>713692365
>Can't rattle Muggshot with most insults because he's either too retarded to understand them or too stubborn to take the bait
>decides to go "fuck it" and call his mom a dirty fucking whore in the most family friendly way possible
Sly 3 may not have been quite as great as it could have been, but it's still responsible for some of the funniest bits in the series.

>>713693287
>Oh I get it you're sayin nothin cos you ain't got nothin nice to say. Cute
>...You really got nothin nice? That's cold

The finnish dub of Sly 2 and 3 were great

>>713693287
Sly 3 banked a lot on its gimmicks and it didn't have as good a scene selection as stuff like Wizard, or the Contessa or Jean Bisson, but there were some really good moment there too yeah. The talk about ASCII still rings in my head sometimes, the writers don't get enough credit for making the gang fun but still somewhat insightful nd sincere.
>>713693545
You should have been Portuguese, we had shitposting Vegeta as Dimitri, it was great. They completely bungled a few lines because english translation sucked when it came to intent but it still holds a massive charm overall.

Littering should be punishable by death

>>713688610 (OP)
Because it's meant to be taken in a half comedic sense instead of being considered in the utmost no fun allowed seriousness

Sly 4 never happened.

>>713693715
I'm Portuguese and the dub was actually pretty decent. Too bad there's only like 4 voice actors in Portugal so all the Sony dubs kinda sound the same

Sly 2's writing is fucking great and hope more people get to experience it whenever the fuck Sony decides to put 2 and 3 on PS Plus or w.e the fuck 1 came out on. 3's writing is just alright to me but there's some good moments in there. Is there any game that plays similarly to these games at all?

>>713694101
Honestly it does still hold up, but growing up and knowing what the whole Feiticeiro thing was meant to be a callback to the start with the Wizard callsign was very funny. Gave it a lot of charm once I figured it out, only real mistake in the dub but otherwise it was indeed very kino. Kinda surprising to see someone else from here, but I guess in a way Sly was pretty big in europe exactly because of all of its dubs, especially in Finland given how much people love him there.

>>713692365
I can here bentley saying this in his voice.

>>713694521
Dubbing games into Finnish was pretty unusual unless it was some edutainment game. It was also advertised on TV. Both of those things probably contributed to it being so popular here.

>>713693545
Asia selvä, siideri

>>713694658
Strange how this isn't more common here

>>713688610 (OP)
Got a question how come Sly as a series failed to sell? Ratchet still sells. But Sly never made it. Shame the series never had any impact. Even Gex sold much better than Sly.

Wonder if we will ever get a new Sly game but if they choose a realistic art style that's going to be awful. I don't want Sly to look like Rocket Racoon.

>>713694658
Sony always heavily invested into Portugal for some unknown reason, so Sony exclusives always get dubbed, at least they used to. That's why it's probably the country where Sony is/was most dominant. Not sure which came first, did they invest in the country after it became super popular there or vice versa?

>>713695113
Did sly sell poorly? I always assumed they just moved on to infamous and other games, just like naughty dog moved on from Jak and daxter, while insomniac still made ratchet and clank games

>>713695185
I think Finnish dubs are still pretty unusual but I recall some of the later Ratchet & Clank games also getting dubs. I think most Sony games have an option for Finnish text now.

>>713693934
Shut up already yes it did and yes it makes sense for Penelope to dump Bentley. She's a CRIMINAL. She's not a good person. Anyone remember the intro of Grand Theft Auto 3 how does that start? The main dude is a criminal who gets betrayed and dumped by his criminal girlfriend. Why are you surprised a criminal bitch has no love to give her criminal boyfriend? Get over it. And Penelope being a two faced liar duplicitous bitch with a false identity is how she made her illegal money BEFORE she met Bentley. That should tell you this bitch is rotten from the get go.

If anything I can't believe how stupid you all are. You would make a deceptive woman very happy as she takes you to divorce court. Stupid men like you deserve to get abused by immoral women.

>>713695347
>She's a CRIMINAL. She's not a good person.

>>713695346
The R&C remake got finnish dub atleast as well as some other Sony vidya. Bloodborne has finnish sub.

>>713695347
>Anon just likes his ship
>Vomit a wall of projection at him
???

>>713695295
Every Sly game sold merely one million units. The series managed to only sell so little despite being on Sony's most successful console. By now with the Collections I think sales are like five million units sold in total but that's low overall.

Sly simply never really gained much of a fandom so the sales were always rather low. And since development costs keep increasing no way Sony is going to waste money on a Sly game because nothing indicates it will sell grandiose. The last time Sony gave one of their cartoony games a chance was the remake of Medievil and it sold disappointingly.

>>713693715
Sly 3 was vastly inferior to 2 but still had some fun moments, like that guy who wanted to be buried in his mother's pasta sauce. And Sly even later wonders aloud to Bentley if the dude was not crazy but instead it is them who are missing an entire world of taste. That was great.

>>713695592
While I think sly 2 is a better game I wouldn't say sly 3 was vastly inferior, it's just a bit worse

>>713694340
>Jesus

And yet furries are making a literal anthro Jesus film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKr7h935kwU

>>713688610 (OP)
Real shame Sly only has Carmelita as a female character. This series could have used more waifus.

I came across this the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcEltThLODM
It's cute. Not perfect, but cute.

>>713693545
>Carmelita's voice actress also was Charley from Biker Mice from Mars
https://youtu.be/lQbywgGSAxM?t=25

>>713695786
Sly's mother has a HUGE bust and ass and since we never saw her may as well accept this fan work as official. And speaking about that be grateful Sly is dead the first thing they would do to Carmelita Fox in a new game is make her flat chested with no ass.

>>713695896
For real? I didn't catch that since it has been very long time since I've last seen BMFM

>>713695938
yeah Elise Langenoja, she worked in quite few different cartoons and games considering how small the dubbing scene is in Binland
https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luettelo_suomalaisten_näyttelijöiden_äänirooleista_J–L#Elise_Langenoja

>>713695295
Sly was successful, and made Sucker Punch some bank, but comparatively it hit lower than other franchises. Jak 1 alone hit 3.6 million, and Ratchet and Clank was hitting mostly over 3 million sales per game until the PS3/PSP era. With Ghost of Tsushima hitting over 13 million, chances are low that we'll see another Sly, except as an easter egg.

>>713696123
>Princess Romy
What the hell? She sounds vastly different in every VA role she has done

>>713696128
God I hate how Ugly Uncanny Valley Realism is what sells best. Make an ugly realistic game about shitty ugly people being shitty and ugly and throw some lesbians somewhere and it sells easily above ten million units. Maybe the Jews are doing the right thing in destroying global birthrates while making some bank on the side. Gamers have shit taste.

>>713696250
Dude have you seen Sony exclusives nowadays? There hasn't been a good one since Bloodborne on the PS4, it's pathetic

>>713696303
you didn't like astrobot? or returnal?

>>713696382
I don't have a PS5 so I didn't try these new IPs, since most Sony exclusives are movie games I have no interest in buying one. They aren't movie games at least so they're probably not awful at least

>>713695592
All the pieces are in place for Sly 3 to have been as great as 2, it just really needed an extra year or so of development time to iron everything out.
>give Dr. M more of a presence: he's the main villain and important to Sly's family history but weirdly absent for most of the game
>change the opening level to Sly and Bentley botching a two-man heist on Kaine Island and realizing that they'll need way more help to deal with Dr. M's bullshit. Alternatively, have them break into the prison where McSweeney is being held and follow up with the first Kaine Island visit
>make the villains connected to Dr. M somehow: I like that Murray and the new recruits have their own problems to deal with and that independent threats make the world feel bigger, but a unified threat like the Fiendish Five and Klaww Gang is more satisfying to handle
>give the Panda King and Dimitri more to do, and give the Panda King a full-fledged Flame Fu moveset to compliment his fireworks
>rework the Guru and Penelope's missions so they feel less like reskinned Murray and Bentley missions: the Guru being a mystic with cool magical and psychic powers has loads of potential for fun scenarios in particular
>give Australia a proper villain, or give the Mask of Dark Earth an actual personality and powers beyond "make things evil and BIG"
>bring back Clue Bottles, treasure runs, and recon missions before starting a new chapter in earnest
I could make more suggestions but this is all just off the top of my head.

>>713696948
I played the pirate ship thing in Sly 3 so much that I ended up having no problems buying upgrades for rest of the game

>>713696948
What are treasure runs? I don't remember

>>713696653
when you type "There hasn't been a good one since..." it implies you have played them. i know /v/ conditions people to make sweeping declarative statements since it rhetorically gives an air of authority, but there's nothing wrong with being truthful and saying something that reflects the limits of your taste.

>>713697132
the fragile loot sly can pick up and run back to the hideout

>>713694115
Anon Sly 2&3 got PS4/5 ports like 6 months ago. You can buy them for $10 each, or “”””free”””” if you have PS+ premium.

>>713696948
>give the Mask of Dark Earth an actual personality and powers beyond "make things evil and BIG"

You're right. It should make then VERY EVIL and VERY VERY VERY BIG

>>713697132
Grab a fragile treasure from a podium and run it back to the safe house without getting hit

>>713696948
Dr M is such an interesting character that got no room to truly branch out. The only thing I dislike is him trying to get into Bentley's head and it working for a little bit, when 2 already showed Bentley's worth to the team and how much Sly appreciates him.

>>713695786
GOD DAMN Sly's mum is thick.

>>713697262
These ports fucking suck balls they're just shitty emulated versions of the PS2 games
>>713697237
Maybe but I honestly think the Sony movie games are kinda ruining the industry, games like uncharted only have very basic gameplay and they are lauded as masterpieces, it's a big fucking problem, so they keep making the same game again and again, stuff like returnal and astrobot are not the norm for Sony exclusives

>>713694115
>Is there any game that plays similarly to these games at all?
I'm a 3d platformer connoisseur, but I do not know of any that are stealth centric or use the mini open world + heist setup. the only thing that comes to mind, and it's a huge stretch, but animations of The Big Catch (demo) feel very Sly-like to me. The protag has the graceful feather-touch Sly has, though not as floaty and certainly not as forgiving. I would love for a full blown knockoff, like what GearGrit is for Jak 2, but I suppose Sly just doesn't have that big a fanbase.

>>713697509
>they keep making the same game again and again
Uncharted plays nothing like TLOU which plays nothing like GoW. Beyond those there really are no other 'movie games' (unless you'd count Until Dawn lol). Even then, GoW drops the Uncharted style pacing when you're not doing main quest stuff and are instead exploring the Zelda like overworld.

>>713696382
>You didn't like advertisment or game literally no one liked?
Odds are not good.

>>713698001
>game literally no one liked
Come on, man. You shitposters will really just type anything no matter how lazy or nonsensical. Housemarque is a longstanding good studio. I feel bad if you've never played Resogun, Matterfall, Nex Machina, Super Stardust, or Outland. Dismissing less popular games in a Sly thread of all places is so foolish.

>>713695786
The mom has Jessica Rabbit proportions lmao it doesn't fit the Sly style at all while also looking less attractive than canon Carmelita. Look at Carm's firm midriff. Way better than the uber-thin waist of this fan OC.

>>713697262
Oh I didn't see them brought up anywhere kinda weird feel like I saw a bunch of people bringing up trying 1 and loving it.
>>713697935
I play a lot of 3d platformers too and yea I don't think I've ever played anything like Sly exactly, a shame really.