Thread 713692650

Babies are not that great in real life they cry randomly, they piss and shit randomly and they can't even drink water(they die)

unless you have a stay at home mom. Then it's her fucking problem

White babies disgust me. Fucking parasites, curb stomp the retarded drooling monsters

>>713692650 (OP)
>in real life
True.
>>713692943
imagine typing this as a joke even

>>713692650 (OP)
Ok then don’t complain when shitskins replace you

>>713692650 (OP)
I legitimately did not know that they can't drink water

>>713692650 (OP)
> they can't even drink water(they die)

>>713692650 (OP)
I love my niece, but not my nephews. My niece inspired me to have a kid of my own though (next year)

>>713692650 (OP)
>>713694120
THE BABY FOHKKEN DIES

Thank God all you fucks hate babies so you self-genocide and we can get rid of selfish fucks with your pure Capitalistic point of view

>>713694207
You are a pedo

>>713694372
I do not play Splatoon

>>713692650 (OP)
>they can't even drink water(they die)
wow

>>713694207
i have the exact same situation, my niece is the sweetest creature on the planet; my nephew the biggest 'that kid' cunt imaginable
i want a kid but it's such a gamble

I ain't wanna bring a kid into this world when I'm a poorfag anyway. Kids cost way too much to raise in this economy. I can't even afford a house after working for like 30 years. Still renting like a poorfag. Boomers stole all the wealth and future for all future genreations.

Gonna be a virgin for life and jack off to anime.

>>713697620
Nigga they cost next to nothing, you can even use them to help you keep the farm

Literally not my problem unless she tries to SIDS it and needs a slap

babies are not that great, sure, but the fun starts really ramping up after a year as long as your kid isn't retarded or brown or something like that

>>713694874
My biggest fear is having a kid I can't fucking stand. Like what if she/he ends up exactly like my wife and I'm just getting tagged teamed with bullshit all day? I refuse to walk out or not raise my kid so I'll probably just end up an emotional cripple and go bang ladyboys on a thailand trip in my 50s like all my co-workers.

>>713697742
>cost next to nothing
For Americans, if you don't have health insurance (or have shitty health insurance) you can go into crippling debt during childbirth from hospital costs. Then you have to worry about doctor visits which will quickly rack up cost. Most of the cost for babies is medical and diapers while the rest of the cost is spread out over the next 18 years. Even with my pretty decent health insurance it's going to cost me about $200 for childbirth and then $15 every single doctor visit.

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win

>>713692650 (OP)
Meanwhile Pajeeta shits out a dozen babies, who will replace you and your lack of offspring in years time.

>>713694207
The kid's purpose isn't to be timid and agreeable without any independent will. Boys aren't always as nice as kids but you should actually want that of them if they are to have any hope of making it in the world.

>>713692650 (OP)
This post reads like sour grapes
>>713693280
Until about 6 months. Then you can start giving sips of boiled water. Booba up until that point

Another fun fact: babies can't have honey until they're about 1 year old, because it has bacteria which thrives in honey which might instantly kill them, even though that bacteria is harmless to adults and honey is generally otherwise sterile

>>713692650 (OP)
imagine the SFMs...

You should be having lots of children so you can sacrifice them to Lord Moloch.

>>713692650 (OP)
>game is reproduction propaganda
but i thought kojima killed shinzo abe? what is he truly trying to say with this game

>>713702450
Women who smoke are disgusting.

>>713702736
Seconding this, because it needs to be said.

>>713692650 (OP)
need mod for black baby

>pizza atami
kino