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Anonymous No.713696543 [Report] >>713697593 >>713697685 >>713698103 >>713698341 >>713698387 >>713698718 >>713699684 >>713700317 >>713700740 >>713701235 >>713702841 >>713704307 >>713705839
[SAD NEWS!]
Nintendo Switch 2 owners are already feeling a heavy buyers remorse.
Anonymous No.713696664 [Report] >>713696920 >>713697729 >>713698365 >>713699871
well yea it's only got one game
Anonymous No.713696818 [Report] >>713696863 >>713696914 >>713697102 >>713697781 >>713698340 >>713698495 >>713698501 >>713698952 >>713698958 >>713700590 >>713701676 >>713702173 >>713706129
>Steam deck
>Delicious 720p 25 fps AAA

>Switch 2
>Smooth 60 fps in Mario kart and better cyberpunk experience
Anonymous No.713696863 [Report] >>713696927 >>713699945
>>713696818
Oh yeah cool

Then you buy a Rog Ally X install linux on it and your Shitch 2 can go fuck itself lmao
Anonymous No.713696914 [Report] >>713699740
>>713696818
>tranime picture
>obvious bait
Anonymous No.713696920 [Report]
>>713696664
Don't worry, it will also get games that you can play on other platforms.
Anonymous No.713696927 [Report]
>>713696863
>BB-BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE MARIO SHART DILATING MAN!!!
Anonymous No.713697102 [Report]
>>713696818
And Switch 2 will not get new AAA releases, you can enjoy all the last gen games all over again at 30 fps.
Anonymous No.713697219 [Report] >>713697654 >>713697753 >>713698017 >>713700864
A Steam Deck is not a standalone console. It is a $400+ accessory to a proper gaming PC to give you a crossplatform handheld experience. If a game doesn't run on the Deck you're supposed to play it on your PC. The whole point is that they both use your Steam library so all your games and services are available on both devices. A Switch 2 tries to do everything at once on its own. You're going to get a worse experience with more demanding games with no way to access them on a stronger machine that can run them properly. Outside of Nintendo exclusives, it's much better to get your games on Steam.
Anonymous No.713697593 [Report]
>>713696543 (OP)
This Deck vs Switch 2 argument is the most fabricated shit ever
Anonymous No.713697654 [Report]
>>713697219
Fucking this its crazy how people cannot get this. The Deck is for when you dont wanna sit at your desk and wanna chill on a couch or something playing Rimworld or a random mid 2000s Ps2 game if you wanna play Cyberpunk 2077 you'll go to your PC having a deck just by itself will never be worth it
Anonymous No.713697685 [Report]
>>713696543 (OP)
What is happening?!
https://metro.co.uk/2025/06/26/games-inbox-nintendo-switch-2-a-disappointment-23508842/amp/
Anonymous No.713697729 [Report]
>>713696664
It's 0 game now since they patched mario kart for the worse
Anonymous No.713697753 [Report] >>713697914 >>713698614
>>713697219
yeah but i dont want to spend 3k to get a slightly better experience playing ubisoft shit
Anonymous No.713697781 [Report] >>713698290
>>713696818
Mario Kart sure, but you couldn't pay me to play Cyberpunk on a handheld. Game is absolute shit with a controller.
Anonymous No.713697914 [Report]
>>713697753
then dont play ubisoft shit wtf are you doing
Anonymous No.713698017 [Report] >>713699749
>>713697219
> Buy games on Steam
> Able to play it on any hardware combination.
> Buy a Nintendo console
> Have to pay for ability to play on the next Nintendo console (fully backwards compatibility not guaranteed)
Hmmmm...
Anonymous No.713698103 [Report] >>713698249
>>713696543 (OP)
Steam Deck will get future third party and even some first party games.
Switch 2 will not
Anonymous No.713698238 [Report]
> buy switch 2
> realize it has no games
> go back to Steam drrck
Anonymous No.713698249 [Report]
>>713698103
also third party games sell terribly on Switch systems.
SMT V when it was an exclusive, the sales fell to an abysmal 10k in an entire fiscal year. Meanwhile all the other games had healthy legs.
Now, imagine an old port that is also compromised, would do far worse. Its no wonder third parties don't want to go through the time, money and effort to port a game to Switch.
Anonymous No.713698290 [Report]
>>713697781
>Game is absolute shit with a controller.
Everyone is concentrating on graphics so much they all miss this. Fully upgraded and decked out V is spazzing around, double jumping in first person and head shotting everything with snap precision and it feels like garbage on a controller. Similar to when I played dishonored on a 360
Anonymous No.713698340 [Report]
>>713696818
>playing Cyberpunk on both Steam Deck or Switch 2
Don't be retarded, i would only play it on my beefy rig. But hey at least you can mod on Steam Deck.
Anonymous No.713698341 [Report]
>>713696543 (OP)
>Buy console at release with no games
>wtf I'm not playing much?!
Anonymous No.713698365 [Report]
>>713696664
Why do you need multiple games?
Anonymous No.713698387 [Report] >>713698483 >>713698626 >>713698748
>>713696543 (OP)
Cope steamie. It's not about the games, it's about the community.
Anonymous No.713698483 [Report]
>>713698387
>no games
>community gets together to talk about ???
Anonymous No.713698495 [Report]
>>713696818
>60 fps in Mario Kart
Wow....
>Better Cyberpunk experience
I wonder who the fuck wants to play Cyberpunk in a handled where your battery life will be 2 hours no matter what instead of just using your PC
Anonymous No.713698501 [Report] >>713699417
>>713696818
>NOOOOOOOOO
>YOU HAVE PLAY NEW GAMES
>YOU HAVE TO DRIVE TO AND FROM FOR A SINGLE LAP ON THE EMPTY TRACKS IN MARIO KART BAGGING WORLD
>YOU HAVE TO BUY A 10 DOLLAR TECH DEMO
>YOU HAVE TO SPEND $450+TIP JUST TO GET 60FPS ON A WII U GAME
>YOU HAVE TO BUY CYBERPUNK AGAIN AT FULL PRICE JUST TO GET 20FPS ON QUALITY MODE AND 30FPS ON PERFORMANCE MODE
>YOU HAVE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LAGGY GAMECUBE EMULATOR COBBLED TOGETHER BY FRESH EURO GRADS (who have no idea what they're doing) AND JAP BOOMERS (who hate emulation)
>YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT 16HZ TICK RATE ON SPLATROON
>YOU HAVE TO PLAY SMASH WITH NO ROLLBACK NETCODE
>what? you think that's retarded and not worth your money, and think that the steam deck which costs just $600 and has access to most of gaming history (for free) is a better deal?
>YOU NINTENDOPHOBIC FUCK
Anonymous No.713698614 [Report]
>>713697753
Why the hell are you even playing ubislop?
Anonymous No.713698626 [Report]
>>713698387
>you shouldn't buy a shitch 2 for the games!
holy fuck
screencapped
Anonymous No.713698718 [Report]
>>713696543 (OP)
They are fucking desperate.
The NDS never ends.
Anonymous No.713698748 [Report]
>>713698387
What the fuck
Anonymous No.713698952 [Report] >>713699182
>>713696818
OOHH NONONO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlf-vb-9J8A
>looks the same as Switch version
>barely hits 30fps
>crashes all the time
Compared to almost 4 year old chip on Deck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eToX3h6fFuE
>720p 40-60fps on high settings
Anonymous No.713698958 [Report] >>713699182 >>713700370
>>713696818
Kek
Anonymous No.713699182 [Report]
>>713698952
>>713698958
Tendiesisters... I am tired of playing on an underpowered piece of shit...
Anonymous No.713699417 [Report]
>>713698501
No one ever said that and use a better picture not with your ugly thighs in it and a better game on the deck (all Bethesda games are garbage).
Anonymous No.713699684 [Report] >>713699870 >>713700068
>>713696543 (OP)
I built a PC to play my PC games.
I bought a Switch 2 to play my Nintendo games.
PC+Deck makes sense to me, but Deck alone sounds stupid as fuck. If anything, those people are experiencing heavy buyer's remorse.
Anonymous No.713699740 [Report] >>713699780
>>713696914
>22fps
>17fps
both unplayable. what are we doing here
Anonymous No.713699749 [Report]
>>713698017
>> Have to pay for ability to play on the next Nintendo console
>>(fully backwards compatibility not guaranteed)
The first point is not true, and the second point applies to a tiny subset of games which mostly occupy the "Wii Fit Training" niche of games (aka, not your tastes, lardass)
Anonymous No.713699780 [Report]
>>713699740
these are both from the shitch 2
Anonymous No.713699870 [Report] >>713700091 >>713700127
>>713699684
>Deck alone sounds stupid as fuck
You can literally use it as desktop PC when docked. Switch doesn't even have a web browser.
Anonymous No.713699871 [Report]
>>713696664
>it's ok only when Sony does it
Anonymous No.713699945 [Report]
>>713696863
>Rog Ally X
what's the price difference between that and switch 2?
too lazy to search, sorry
Anonymous No.713700009 [Report]
Why are tendies like this?
Anonymous No.713700068 [Report] >>713700217
>>713699684
>I bought a Switch 2 to play my Nintendo games.
But it doesn't have any
Anonymous No.713700091 [Report]
>>713699870
The Deck would be a very shitty PC. Don't do that (I have a deck). Deck 2 on the other hand, I would consider it.
Anonymous No.713700127 [Report]
>>713699870
Yes, and that's dumb because you need like 5 peripherals to recover the productivity use case of a laptop. It doesn't offer any extra power when docked, either.
Hell, you wanna talk about the Deck like a desktop PC? Let's see how well it runs FFXVI against my actual real PC, both of them using protondb.
>muh framegen mod
framegen on deck introduces a fuckton of lag. the "60 fps" is fake when every action takes like half a second to actually register.

Now try and render videos or write anything longer than a code snippet on the Deck. I love using mine as a backlog machine, but the "it's just a desktop PC" argument is retarded as a real comparison of utility. Its PC capabilities help keep it relevant as a versatile device, but it does NOT fall into any of the usecases you'd use a real PC for.
Anonymous No.713700194 [Report]
Nintendo won
Valve won
And we're all just fighting against ourselves
Anonymous No.713700217 [Report] >>713700467
>>713700068
It has Mario Kart World and Bravely Default HD right now, and it'll have Donkey Kong Bananza in about 22 days :)
Do you wanna come back in a month or two and confidently say it has no gaems again?
Anonymous No.713700317 [Report] >>713700408
>>713696543 (OP)
It will never stop being funny how Switch 2 outsold Steam Deck lifetime sales in its first 24 hours.
Anonymous No.713700370 [Report]
>>713698958
Meanwhile...
Anonymous No.713700408 [Report] >>713700706 >>713701868
>>713700317
i strongly suspect that the people most invested in anti-nintendo posting are sonybro children (they don't have the money to be an idort) and eastern euros (they shudder at the thought of paying for a gaming device that wasn't made to run cs and dota)
Anonymous No.713700467 [Report] >>713700523 >>713700610
>>713700217
MKW isn't a game because it has no tracks. Every race is a straight line. BD is a 3DS game.
Anonymous No.713700523 [Report] >>713700626
>>713700467
>MKW isn't a game because I don't like it
I accept your defeat
Anonymous No.713700590 [Report] >>713700681
>>713696818
>Smooth 60 fps in Mario kart
I genuinely couldn't give a single fuck about Nintendo's FIFA
Anonymous No.713700610 [Report] >>713700697
>>713700467
>BD is a 3DS game.
Cool, so where is BD on 3DS running on 1080p on the native hardware with 1080 assets and better uncompressed sound? no, emulation doesn't make the assets higher res.
Anonymous No.713700626 [Report] >>713700810
>>713700523
>$600 + tip + tax to play one 13 year old 3DS game
We did it shitch poo sisters
Anonymous No.713700681 [Report] >>713700780
>>713700590
then why are you in a thread discussing Mario's FIFA machine?
Anonymous No.713700697 [Report] >>713700890
>>713700610
It looks better on the 3DS because the 3D was amazing for that game
Anonymous No.713700706 [Report]
>>713700408
nah, most of us are life long tendies that want the company to die for killing off its president and hero iwata over one bad bear run.
Anonymous No.713700740 [Report]
>>713696543 (OP)
Seek help, schizo.
Anonymous No.713700780 [Report] >>713700956
>>713700681
/v/ is a yotsuba image board and there's an 'eck covering most of the OP's pic
There also isn't mario kart in the OP pic you shitch vegan
Anonymous No.713700790 [Report] >>713701016
Eat shit tendies
Anonymous No.713700810 [Report] >>713700964
>>713700626
>one game
at least 4 more to come out this year, which leaks telling us it's closer to at least 6-7.
along with my backlog which runs better.
dunno why this offends you so much anon. you clearly don't like nintendo games, so why do you care that others do? :)
Anonymous No.713700864 [Report]
>>713697219
Yes, I assumed that people knew that handheld PCs are meant to be companion devices to an actual PC.
It's why I never understood why people spent $800+ on these handheld PCs that are going to perform worse than even an equivalent gaming laptop.
It's why I bought the 256 GB Deck on sale for $360 instead of going for any of the more expensive models, because at that price point it actually makes sense as a companion device to my gaming PC.
Anonymous No.713700890 [Report] >>713700964
>>713700697
I played through half of the game with the 3D and it looks sharper than the 2D but not sharp in an absolute sense. The HD remaster looks much better. I hope it gets a PC release sometime in the future like octopath
Anonymous No.713700956 [Report] >>713701021
>>713700780
>there's an 'eck
featured in a story about the switch 2.
>shitch vegan
wouldn't it be so funny if I had an 'eck too
Anonymous No.713700964 [Report] >>713701164
>>713700810
Two more weeks
>>713700890
Game was cool 20 years ago. No desire to touch it now
Anonymous No.713701016 [Report] >>713701089
>>713700790
>360p gaming
but enough about FSR on the Steam Deck.
Steam Deck fanboys are the tendies of the PC world
Anonymous No.713701021 [Report] >>713701412
>>713700956
>featured in a story about the switch 2.
No, it's a story about shilling the deck because the shitch 2 happened to be even worse
Anonymous No.713701089 [Report] >>713701239
>>713701016
Let's not get started on the switch 2's screen
Anonymous No.713701164 [Report] >>713701384
>>713700964
>two more weeks
this but unironically
>20 years ago
game's less than 15 years old
>no desire to touch it now
who are you talking about? yourself? people post about how they love emulating it all the time since it's one of the 3DS's best. it's not hard to see why an HD remaster is desirable
Anonymous No.713701235 [Report]
>>713696543 (OP)
i'm glad i didn't buy it yet
i'll wait for the lite version
i just want a smol console for my smol hands
Anonymous No.713701239 [Report] >>713703996
>>713701089
>1f ghosting
not my favorite thing ever, but it's an easy firmware fix. also doesn't affect me when i play docked
Anonymous No.713701384 [Report] >>713701591
>>713701164
>yeah bro just break the crystals again for 500th time
Game uniquely has no replayability. You're a paid shill
Anonymous No.713701412 [Report]
>>713701021
>"i thought a console with 1 game would replace my steam library"
>"i was WRONG"
riveting, silver-tongued editorial
Anonymous No.713701591 [Report]
>>713701384
>no replayability
lol, lmao
>paid shill
ooh, by square or nintendo? are you the one that deposits the coins into my account?
Anonymous No.713701676 [Report]
>>713696818
>better cyberpunk experience
>NPC density cut all the way down
>massive FPS drops when moving
>despite being optimized for the hardware while the deck runs on abstraction layers
lol
Anonymous No.713701868 [Report] >>713701951 >>713703745
>>713700408
>a gaming device that wasn't made to run cs and dota
A useless device then.
Anonymous No.713701898 [Report]
[SAD NEWS]
it's another poopdickschizo thread
Anonymous No.713701951 [Report] >>713702413
>>713701868
Пpивeт
Anonymous No.713702173 [Report]
>>713696818
>Switch 2
>Play cyberpunk and mario kart

>Deck
>Play about ~140k better games than cyberpunk and mario kart, just with "worse graphics"
Anonymous No.713702413 [Report]
>>713701951
дapoв
Anonymous No.713702841 [Report]
>>713696543 (OP)
>buy a console that can only exclusively play switch games
>somehow think this will kill a portable pc which plays pc games
???
Anonymous No.713703745 [Report]
>>713701868
Slavs aren't human
Anonymous No.713703996 [Report] >>713704342
>>713701239
*4 frames of ghosting and it's a hardware flaw, dumdum
Anonymous No.713704307 [Report] >>713704356
>>713696543 (OP)
Do you not realize that people buy Nintendo consoles to play Nintendo games? I have a gaming PC for everything else.
Anonymous No.713704342 [Report]
>>713703996
>4f
thats not 17 ms
>hardware flaw
no, it almost assuredly isn't
Anonymous No.713704356 [Report] >>713704413 >>713704616
>>713704307
I play Nintendo games on my 'eck
Anonymous No.713704413 [Report]
>>713704356
Cool
Anonymous No.713704616 [Report] >>713705471
>>713704356
Nintendo games suck on the 'eck though. They're fine on PC, but that defeats the purpose of portability.
Also
>no switch 2 emu
Anonymous No.713704762 [Report] >>713704854 >>713705596
>valve hardware
Anonymous No.713704854 [Report]
>>713704762
enjoying your stick drift?
Anonymous No.713705072 [Report] >>713705235 >>713705275
I have a switch 2 and a gaming pc. the steam deck isn't powerful enough to run the games I want it to run and I am not spending 8 fucking hours switching proton versions and tuning FSR to play on a sub 1080p screen at 25fps. I will probably buy steam deck 2
Anonymous No.713705235 [Report] >>713705435
>>713705072
>and I am not spending 8 fucking hours switching proton versions and tuning FSR
You've definitely never used a Deck.
Anonymous No.713705275 [Report] >>713705435
>>713705072
Breh why do you need to run games on your steam deck when you have a gaming PC? What do you even have the gaming PC for if not for streaming games to the steam deck when you don't want to sit at the PC?
Anonymous No.713705435 [Report] >>713705610 >>713705730
>>713705235
I'm obviously being obtuse there but I have used one and there are enough compatibility issues between games and the steam deck for me to consider it a non-starter. I don't want to fuck around with upscaling to play my games
>>713705275
that's what the switch 2 is for, most of my current gaming outside of the AAA games is also on the e-shop and it's properly portable
Anonymous No.713705471 [Report]
>>713704616
>Nintendo games suck
This
Anonymous No.713705596 [Report]
>>713704762
And yet it's still hands down the most well made handheld gaming machine
Anonymous No.713705610 [Report] >>713705973
>>713705435
I reiterate, you've definitely never used a Deck.
I doubt you even own a PC that's capable of playing modern games.
Anonymous No.713705730 [Report] >>713705973
>>713705435
Wait, what are you even saying? Do you have to rebuy games on the Switch 2 to stream them on it from the gaming PC? The fuck?
Anonymous No.713705839 [Report]
>>713696543 (OP)
https://youtu.be/A3ylCAr0dbs?t=259
Don't let tendies see this LMAO.
Anonymous No.713705973 [Report] >>713706589
>>713705610
my friends and my dad own one, I just don't think the hardware is capable enough for what I need it to do, RDNA 2 was fine 5 years ago, maybe even 3.
>i doubt you own a pc that's capable
sure buddy
>>713705730
yeah it's horrible bro i have to quadruple dip so shiggy gets all my money
Anonymous No.713706129 [Report]
>>713696818
Uh... they didn't like this one, boss.
Anonymous No.713706403 [Report] >>713706453 >>713707230
Can't wait for these imaginary situation threads to die out to make space for other threads. None of you can replicate the anon that thought Switch 1 was going to be a failure with the anime girl smiling at the audience, we all saw the Switch 2 being a success. Next time.
Anonymous No.713706453 [Report]
>>713706403
it's just tribalism and 4chan loves a good flamewar. always has always will
Anonymous No.713706589 [Report]
>>713705973
Sucks for you I guess.
Anonymous No.713707230 [Report]
>>713706403
Switch 2 is embarrassing because it's a handheld PS4 where the only reason to buy it is to play $90 mariokart