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Anonymous No.713697528 [Report] >>713697552 >>713697816
>*bzz* Sam, do you read me? Fragile here. For your next mission I need you to transport a very special delivery, [JAMALMAN's Sperm Stockpile].

>[JAMALMAN's Sperm Stockpile] is an extremely heavy cargo, our biggest yet, and we at Drawbridge are really adamant that you don't damage it in any way. On a totally unrelated note, you know how those delicious giant bug meals we feed you are pricey, and it would be a real shame if the shortage worsened in your cozy little pod.

>So, you must cross the plate gate from the UVSA (United Villages of Subsaharian Africa) into the TECA (Timmy Ethno-Confederation of America) in order to supply the BBB breeding facilit— I mean, to repopulate our disconnected world or something.

>Can you do this for me? It's important, Sam. Your friend DIE-HARDMAN himself asked me to task you with it, and he tells me that were you to succeed, he may reward you with a cute sticker for your backpack! You like those, right?

>Oh and... lastly, should you detect him and some unusual movement within the base, he's visiting me for uhh... a very urgent briefing.

>We thank you, Sam. We're truly grateful for your irreplaceable work. Now I've got some very important business to attend to here this whole upcoming week, so I might not answer calls, hope you understand! Keep on keeping on! *bzz*
Anonymous No.713697552 [Report] >>713698465
>>713697528 (OP)
why would that sick fuck make smoking look so enjoyable
Anonymous No.713697816 [Report]
>>713697528 (OP)
obsessed
Anonymous No.713698465 [Report] >>713702767 >>713703568
>>713697552
it is incredibly enjoyable
Anonymous No.713700307 [Report] >>713702408
A Hideo Kojeetma mission
Anonymous No.713702408 [Report]
>>713700307
I'm not Indian
Anonymous No.713702513 [Report]
I miss smoking cigarettes. What a dumb thing to miss!
Anonymous No.713702767 [Report] >>713703093
>>713698465
very enjoyable
Anonymous No.713702937 [Report]
I I FOLLOW YOU DEEP SEA BABY NO NO HONEY I FOLLOW RIVERS
Anonymous No.713703093 [Report]
>>713702767
exacly, its enjoyable enough that people will risk their life over it
Anonymous No.713703362 [Report]
2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose
It comes out
>Pretend to win
Anonymous No.713703568 [Report]
>>713698465
You're a smoking guy.