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>>713700192 (OP)
>guy who loves baby games
>loves baby game

Why does he still talk in a literal baby voice
He doesn't actually sound like that

Dunkey is a nintentoddler, what else is new?

>>713700357
>>713700393
What? Did he get cucked?

>>713700678
keep saying it

>>713700192 (OP)
I found a few dunkey videos back in the day. The call of duty trailer redub was funny. But i cannot believe he made it as big as he did by doing reviews. His opinion is dogshit. Made even worse by the fact that he will go back on his initial assessment when he feels like he is outside the common consensus too much.
>Plays death stranding and hates it
>Rereviews it a year later and loves it
Faggot.

>>713700985
Dunkey has his arm around him therefore he shows superiority. That lil nigga ain't shit, look at his pose. Zero bull material

>intentionally makes other games look bad to make fun of them to the point of lying
>Nintendo game comes along
>videos suddenly become outright fucking promotional marketing full of montages set to bombastic music and quotable blurbs about the enchanting magical qualities of these toddler games like they're officially sanctioned trailers
Why are people who grew up with the N64 like this, this happens literally every time he does a Nintendo game vid

>>713700192 (OP)
>video games are kids toys
>the ones that excel at it are called masterpieces
I don't see any issue.

>>713701059
Yes, yes. However... Who's got his arm around cuckey's wife?

>>713701074
>Usually makes short videos on vidya
>Suddenly wild Nintendo game appears
>Video is way longer than usual
Every time

>>713701217
looks hover-handy even from this angle, that nigga is afraid

>>713701059
>I'm an expert on cuckoldry

>games for toddlers are good
>games that show an iota of boob are bad
Very interesting.

Dunkey turned out to be a bigger Tendie slurper than even Bandy.

>>713701363
yes, NTR is my favorite hentai genre...and this? this ain't it

>>713701389
reddit says he has "mad pedophile potential" so it checks out

>>713700985
I thought dunkey was black?

when did you realize that dunkey is an actual fucking retard?

>>713701404
>turned out
you're dumb, he's been a nintendo boy since he makes videos

>>713701437
very epic if true!

>>713701464
He isn't but his wife's boyfriend is.

>>713701464
Honorary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5xILC-Ct-w

>>713701490
xenoblade reviews

>>713701508
Of course, but so are many more. But they rightfully called Nintendo out on World being garbage and Switch 2 being greedy.

This guy is deepthroating Nintendo.

>>713701510
he's peak reddit so they should know

I dont watch his videos cause I don't care for eceleb bullshit or people discussing vidya games but he's not an insufferable faggot in my book so good for him I wish him all the best unlike 90% of these "content creators"/"influencers".

>>713701718
He's definitely an insufferable faggot when it comes to Nintendo games, fucking Scott Woz is more critical towards Nintendo

>>713700192 (OP)
Notice how in his streams and videos he only plays in the shitty open world, not online racing

>>713701490
when found out he is a cuckold

>>713700192 (OP)
What game? Mario Kart?

SUPER BLACKED BROTHERS 2 BAYBEEEEEEEH

>>713700192 (OP)
KEEP SAYING IT
>THANK YOU

keep saying it

>>713700985
Isn’t dunkeys black friend gay? I mean he sounds gay anyway

why did he do it bros?

>>713701040
One of the truest things he ever said was that the value of a reviewer lays in the consistency of their voice. I don't care about all the kids games he likes, but when he said octopath traveler was dogshit I knew I would enjoy it.

>>713701490
when i found out he has niggers fuck his girlfriend on film and he tells her to keep saying it the whole time

>>713701040
He does that all the time. Makes some contrarian review and then doubles back on it later. He said TLOU2 is the greatest game ever made and then made RDR2 his personal GOTY that same year. Not even for the gameplay but the story. RDR2 is decent and all but who the fuck played that shit for the story

>>713702214
>TLOU2 is the greatest game ever made
of course he did
now it's all coming together

>>713702214
RDR2 is one of the worst games ive ever played.

>>713701490
There wasn’t any one particular video that ruined dunkey for me. I just saw his get progressively longer and less funny over time. Whereas his older videos like the Skyrim video and the Youtuber simulator video were all unique and original in their humor and commentary, every one of his later videos played out exactly the same

Worst aged Dunkey take?
Turn Based Games opinion most likely. It was funny how he went HAM on Octopath.

The only thing Dunkey has going for him is his accent, and confidence (misplaced). That's it. His voice tickles people. So therefore people listened. And if he's on YouTube and has a bunch of people watching him (because of his funny voice), then herd mentality kicks in and boom- he goes viral. Peel that away, and you're just left with a cucked man child.

>>713700192 (OP)
Keep saying it

>>713701074
Nuh uh, the biggest red flag was his Last of US video. Motherfucker had all the right criticism with his first video and I swear to this day Sony must have his first true firstborn hostage because his followup video basically admitting how "wrong" he was the first time was disgusting.

>>713700985
KEK, is this actually real? I was expecting it from someone like him, but her wife looks too autistic for that shit

>>713701490
Any time a game makes you stop to think or read something he calls it bad, this is how I knew.

>>713700357
Post the video

>>713702569
Typical Dunkey video:
>Picture of Yoshi
>”THIS…is Mario”
>300bajillion views

>>713701074
His graphics comparison between league and Dota was insane
He had modern footage of early game 1v1 mid league at 4k quality with literally nothing but some creep last hits happening than grabbed ancient decade old dota 2 footage of a 260p bitrate crushed team fight with multiple ultimates going off and said “which one is more clear”
?????
Im no longer a Dota fag but i still think this was the first video he showed bluntly he was a complete moron

>>713701604
After he humiliated PS5 PRO i don't give a fuck he can do whatever.

>>713701549
I swear there is a lol video from 10 years ago where he says it too

>>713701490
When he called pikmin the greatest rts of all time like what nigga

>>713703313
>He had modern footage of early game 1v1 mid league at 4k quality with literally nothing but some creep last hits happening than grabbed ancient decade old dota 2 footage of a 260p bitrate crushed team fight with multiple ultimates going off and said “which one is more clear”
dont remember that video but it sounds like a very obvious dunkeyesque joke

>>713700985
look at her face
YOU JUST KNOW

>>713703387
It‘s one of the few rts games that‘s simple enough to be accessible to him

>>713703442
No he was serious, it was one of his gay ass essay videos
https://youtu.be/2zE-J1rK1NQ?t=68&si=UWKxIDYMw8FiMEhH

>>713701040
Dunkey has lost most of his charm but he is consistent. He’s not gonna sell out and he doesn’t play it safe by following the public opinion

>>713703554
That’s not true at all.

>>713703553
eh the difference in what happens on the screen is so drastic it feels like a joke but yeah his 'serious' videos are all dogshit

>>713703383
He definitely said it in one of his Newgrounds animations. Don’t know which one

Why did Dunkey didn't say anything about E33?

>>713701074
Tendies are, ironically, very close minded people who are simply permanently stuck in their ways. They can’t expand their horizons and entertain new ideas. That’s why they pick a couple of franchises and never play anything outside of them. Anything that was created after their formative years is alien to them.
I consider myself a very conservative and traditionalist person myself as well but every once in awhile I’ll find something brand new made in [current year] that will pleasantly surprise me in how endearing it is and help me open up my mind to new ideas. To tendies, everything new is automatically bad and they refuse to so much as give anything a chance. People like dunkey are simply stuck in place and happily get left behind by everyone else

>>713703741
its a turn based game so hed hate it and mock it and his viewers wouldnt like it because e33 is universally acclaimed

>>713701836
>Scott Woz
Hes actually quite critical and objective in his judgements (at least for tendie standards)
He's just too retarded and comfortable in his bubble to play more pc games and broaden his views, which, to his defense, is fine as long as he acknowledges this fact

>>713702158
This was pretty tame all things considered
I call people sister-fucking sub-human insects that need to have their family killed in front of them and be force-fed down their throat until they choke to death and I don’t get bans because I don’t say a no-no word

>>713703741
>hates turn based
>hates anime
>hates the arkham parry system
he has nothing nice to say

>>713701960
Hey hold a second I am a cuckold too but I am not a retard!

>>713700678
no
in order to be a popular youtuber you need a contingency video
every youtuber has one
this is your schedule

Scott the wiz lives in my city, i think i saw him once but i wasn’t positive because pasty white skinny dude in glasses look the sane
Also the irate gamer lives here too, he did a presentation about ghosts down the street from my house

>>713700192 (OP)
I can’t believe this guy is still “famous”. But yes, it’s clear he has a very heavy Nintendo bias. The fact that he called an arcade racing game a “masterpiece” says a lot. In 6 months this game will be barley talked about.

>>713703371
just like nintendo for you tendies

Best kart racer is diddy kong racing

>>713702685
it

>>713704124
Best at giving aneurysms, at least

>>713703741
would dislike it
his fans wouldnt like what he said
and then depending what the idiot said it could make him lose a chunk of fans meaning less money

>>713704083
Why would he not have a Nintendo bias? It’s the only vidya company that still holds up

>>713700192 (OP)
He has been a Nintendo fan boy from day one, how long ha he been doing this shit, like 10 years nwo or something? How are you still mad/surprised?
He is pretty predictable. He generally hates anything japanese that isnt Nintendo, especially JRPGs, and a thing being a JRPG overrides his Nintendo Fanboyism.

>>713704280
I’m not saying they make bad games, Dunkey loves using the words “magical” and “charm” a lot when describing Nintendo games to justify his idea of a masterpiece. Literal Disney Adult behavior

>>713701074
I liked that his Avowed video was just a bait and switch stealth marketing for his new pixel shart game (which he never mentions he's publishing in the video)

>>713700985
BLACKED 2 BAYBEEE

>>713703553
He's right though. The one thing League does better than DOTA is the visual artstyle.

>>713704182
Retard

>>713703741
Nothing to clown on because it's solid. He doesn't make positive videos about turn-based RPGs unless it's cloaked in 3 layers of irony and there are le funny scenes for him to constantly fake laugh at like Yakuza

>>713704940
I don’t like leagues art style, i do agree league is visually more clear mostly because spells are far more basic but its still an unfair bizzare comparison with the footage

>>713700192 (OP)
Keep saying it

>>713705214
I also like the lead in to his comparison of BTOW to Arkham City. Two very distinct games in terms of gameplay and tone/artstyle yet he somehow found a way to shoehorn the formers superiority to the ladder. Anyone who takes this guy seriously needs to be lobotomized.

>>713703741
he only plays game he knows he will hate for content, like xenoblade, he played 2 or 3 of it, always complaining about the same things
the things he hates don't really exist in e33, so he can't get free money for spitting on it

>>713702158
he was a league player, this is nothing, its a game where you lose 2 hours of your life if you have a single retard on your team, thank fuck i dont waste time on that anymore

>>713700192 (OP)
HERE HENCE CONTINUE THE REPETITION OF THAT VULGAR UTTERANCE

>>713704940
>does
Did. Modern league is also a complete mess, and also introduced the ability for players to pay to replace or remove the visual and sound ques, that were once designed to alert the enemy team to the fact that they are using their major hero abilities.

>>713700192 (OP)
that's like saying Shrek can't be a masterpiece because it's for kids

>>713705525
>Xenoblade
Wasn't there some controversy about him using someone else's gameplay footage in his videos because he didn't actually play most of the games? I remember he was calling XC3 like the worst game ever but also was claiming to have played like 80 hours of it which sounded like bullshit

>>713704630
He doesn't hate everything from japan, just the stuff that doesn't conform to his view of japan as this cartoonish realm of people who speak funny but with serious looks on their faces.

>>713705580
He has the pass.

>>713705580
>OH WOW HE SAID THE WORD 20 YEARS AGO !!!!
HOLY TWITTEREDDIT

>>713701718
>>713700192 (OP)
I unsubscribed after snarky comment about "body 1 body 2" situation in one of his videos some years ago. It was the way he presented it, it was like "huh, those stupid chuds are stupid, am I right fellow progressive liberal audience?" I would let it slide if he was a pozzed faggot to begin with, but not so long ago he was pretty vocally against feminism in gaming industry and his comment just made me realize that at the end of the day, he's a clout-chasing faggot who will sell his audience and make 180 on his whole believe system in a heartbeat if it means even a tiny bit of profit for him, just as the rest of the "content creators."

KEEP

SAYING

>>713700985

Jesus wept, that nigga has no rizz. Look at the dunkmeister casually draping his arm over him to show superiority while the zesty soiboi curls into himself and moves his hand to protect his teensy little package. This is one of the most brutal moggings ever caught on camera.

I'll never forget watching him around 15 years ago where he did a mario 64 playthrough (thats now all privated) where he would air our his dirty laundry.
We all thought he was playing a bit but I distinctly remember one episode where he was crying about going across the country to hook up with a girl that wasnt interested in him, he stayed in a hotel room for 2-3 days just playing tetris on his phone and when she came she was there for 5 minutes, gave him a hug and then left. At that point I knew his le quirky character would fall to the smallest amount of pussy that would fall in his lap.

Also his reviews are fucking dogshit.

MY

Thank you dark souls

>Body type 1 doesn't matter it has nothing to do with this
>Exclusively plays games made before transgenderism was imported to America

keep sayin' it
>thank you *ah*
keep sayin' it
>thank youuu
keep sayin' it
>*ah ah* thank youu

>>713700192 (OP)
Keep seething Nintendenier.

>>713703554
>he is consistent
consistent in his release schedule maybe (i am not sure, i don't watch him with any regularity. only when the algorithm really tries to push his slop) but his opinions are wildly inconsistent. like i mentioned, he flipflopped on death stranding (like lots of reviewers did) once they realized the common consensus is that the game was good.
>he doesn’t play it safe by following the public opinion
lol lmao

>>713706889
Ww gave up rachet and clank for this

No! Nope! Nononono that's not real. That joke is played out and old and debunked. That's not real I've already established- STOP LAUGHING that's not me in the video that's not my wife they just sound the same. Stop saying a black man piped my wife! Stop te- STOP LAUGHING IT ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY STOP IT.

Guys wouldn't it be funny if I said the Last Of Us 2 of kart racer gaming genre is this masterpiece of a shovelware game haha ha

STOP SAYING IT

>>713700357
Obsessed

>>713708443
>guys what if we pretend bad game was actually good
This is every other joke in a dunkey and scott the woz video

>>713706968
Catbox video

>>713708828
Dunkey is
>le bad game is good
Scott is
>le bad game is bad

>>713700192 (OP)
KEEP RACIN' IT

>>713708939
GIVE ME THE VIDEO NOW

>>713701074
He shat on xenoblade 3 tho

>>713706968
Unironically how much of a cuck do you have to be to watch cuck porn and go " I should add voicelines of that youtuber i hate

>>713709075
Non-Nintendo studios are safe to shit on for him. Basically if it isn't Mario or Zelda it's kosher

>>713703757
First console I owned was a megadrive.
Followed by: Dreamcast,Xbox,360,ps3,ps4,pc,switch.
If one thing led me to nintendo now, its that their games ARE different.
Every third party, xbox and sony first party have been pretty much the same game, give or take 1 of 2 different gameplay ideas with all the others from older titles.
I moved to nintendo because I was sick of playing the same shit.
In my opinion, there are more differences between every main line mario then there is in every single AAA game from the past decade

>>713700334
saying

>>713700192 (OP)
I can never forgive him for the Paladins video.
>friends aren't enjoying OW much
>tell them i found a similar game that fixes all our complaints
>dunkey video comes out calling it a knockoff
>they refuse because dunkey say blizzard invent gun
>we end up with no game to play together

>>713709216
>Dunkey fags to this day have yet to post proof of where the voice lines supposedly came from and still have no evidence towards debunking the video to this very day seething all the while

>>713709503
something

Off topic gem go up!

>>713701059
Dunkey is a power cuck

why would you record your wife getting fucked by another man? I don't get what he was thinking

>>713710474
Why would you get a Switch 2 on launch? I wonder the same thing

>>713701074
He hates Splatoon with a passion for some reason.

>>713702716
Sony absolutely money hatted him. He did the same shit with death stranding

>>713711173
what does money hatting mean? do you mean they paid him and he sold out? then yeah. I can see that too. I still think he's a funny guy when he streams but he is without a doubt a sellout faggot cuck. it is what it is though

>>713711392
Yeah, money hatting is bribing

>>713701074
unless it's a game with anime asthetic like xenoblade and fire emblem, then he will do the impossible to shit on them.

>>713709216
She literally has the same mole as dunkeys wife bro and like the other anon said. Wheres the voice clip from

>>713700192 (OP)
>taking wacky comedy man seriously

Are you stupid?

>>713709381
>I moved to nintendo because I was sick of playing the same shit.
Oh the ironing

Keep saying it

>>713700192 (OP)
>this youtube channel for toddlers is so significant to me I had to make a thread about the latest thing he said
Fuck off

>>713700192 (OP)
Reminder that you can still find the Mario 64 playthrough where Dunkey talks about the prostitute who left him

>>713711173
>>713711561
Well, why don't you say bribing? I mean money hatting , that has no meaning.

>>713700192 (OP)
She's not attractive physically but his wife/gf/whatever has a really cute voice when she shows up in his videos.

Keep Saying It

>>713701074
Dunkey is a genuine manchild mental illness tier Nintendo fanboy, like even compared to other Nintendo fanboys. Like just a step below treating it as his religion.

>>713709796
Funny that Paladins came out first

I like Dunkey because if he thinks a game is shit I know it is good and vice versa

>>713700985
Damn, wtf? dunkeys a cuck?

Why can't online D list celebrities have a normal sex life? It seems like every other youtuber is a cuck or pedo or both.
His girl looks autistic as hell too, you just know dunkey wouldn't stfu about it, so she does it reluctantly.

>>713701490
Death Stranding video

>>713712842
Oh mousy girls are the best. Absolute a freak in bed and very nice outside also usually pretty smart and its nice to have a partner you can talk to about a lot of thinge.
Men need to start appreciating girls with potential than whores because than they get shocked that their gf is a whore

>>713714149
I remember it was shocking when I found it. Then sad when I see so many fans who've seen it but refuse to believe it because their fragile brains can't handle it. ultimately I still watch his dunkstream channel.

>>713714182
t. Sam Bankman

>>713714149
>It seems like every other youtuber is a cuck or pedo or both.
It's either that or they eventually troon out.

>>713701490
taking 8 years to finish persona 5

>>713712842
>>713714182
she genuinely sounds like that? Since I was a kid she always irritated me because I thought she was forcing the “cutesy” voice.

>>713700192 (OP)
ONE THING IS CERTAIN

Dude fell off by 2020. If you are above the age of 20 and still actively watch his stuff and laugh to it, all I can say is Reddit is down the hall and to the left.

I don't agree with all of Dunkey's takes, and I think Mario Kart World is embarrassing for an $80 racing game, but I generally like his sense of humor and he can make good points from time to time. Is that unreasonable?

>>713700985
> Dunkey used to be based
> Gets married
> Starts cucking out
> Revealed as a cuck

>>713711740
He doesn't even bother making videos on FE because it's not a turn-based RPG and he's probably too stupid for it

>>713702158
he mad

>everyone who has world agrees that the open world part is trash and is just a collection of korok minigames with shitty rewards
>Dunkey: WOAAAAHHHH HOLY SHIT THIS OPEN WORLD WITH COPYPASTED UBISOFT SHIT IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER
>THERES A SMALL TRAIN?????AND YOU CAN GO ON IT???? WHAAAAAAT????? THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER
>THERES A MINIGAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO CHASE SOMETHING AND THROW SHELLS AT IT??? WHAT A MASTERPIECE
>*goes on to shit on ubisoft for doing similar things*

I was always a massive dunkey defender but its clear he sucks off any huge nintendo or sony first party game. I think im done with him. What a faggot

>>713701549
> wife gets fucked by nigger
> stop saying nigger
why didn't he keep saying it

>>713702158
>>713703383

not even close to the worst thing he said

>>713700192 (OP)
keep saying it

Dunkey’s videos always come off as super sarcastic and backhanded for comedy even when he does like a game. Do people really take his “reviews” seriously? Are those people just really autistic?

>>713714182
>mousy girls are the best. Absolute a freak in bed
>t. never talked to a girl outside of his mom

>>713715308
square was caught sending mails to influencers offering a big paycheck if they say stuff like "thank you square enix" every n. minutes. it's not unreasonable that nintendo does the same, since every dunkey video gets millions of views and potential buyers

ti gniyas peek

>>713714149
>>713715365
how fucking new are you zoom zoom, this has been known for almost half a decade

>>713716751
he didn't used to be like that, but he had the same popularity change that happened to AVGN and he's just a corpo mouthpiece now

>>713716751
dunkey was 90% the reason xenoblade threads were shit

>>713703553
>serious
>complains about the size of batman during walking segments
His league footage was bitcrushed as well. I honestly don't see the difference between them. I get lost all the time in both because you can't lock the camera to your character if you want to play well.

>>713701074
I wonder if anyone gets fooled by him and thinks his opinions are legit

nac is back

>>713700985
This audio genuinely disgusted me, God damn

>>713700985
Dunkey is the left guy you retards

FUCK MY WIFE INTO PIECES

BLACK KIDS, NO CHILD SUPPORT!

>>713718394
Second line doesn't fit

>>713701074
"Assassin's Creed is a good franchise" type poster

>>713700192 (OP)
>nintendo is allowed to do the same bad things EA does because... mario and zelda

>>713703978
Who cares u fucking retard?

>>713702161
Coincidentally, I did this, too. I saw the backlash he got from reviewing the game, but none of it made any sense to me. I left a comment saying as much and people criticized me for it.

He was "giving the game a bad impression", but it literally convinced both of us to play the game. I'm a SaGa fan, so I knew I would feel nostalgic playing it based on his critique. His later video about game critics resonated with me and vindicated my comment.

>>713703930
>>713703790
>>713705089
he played SMT V and enjoyed it without irony, why lie

He lost his touch after having a kid. He seems tired in all his videos and is just phoning it in.

>>713721903
wow, he's literally me

>>713701074
Nintendo generally makes good games. You wouldn't get it.
>what the hell. Why don't you say the same thing about Assassin's Creed??
Because it's not very good.

>>713722325
They're okay kids games, definitely not worth the slobberings duneky gives them compared to much better games he misrepresents for jokes

>>713722473
Much better games such as what?

>>713719865
>>713722325
>Assassin’s Creed
What is this weird behavior? This has to be a tendie thing because no one brought up that franchise. Do tendies think like the only non-Nintendo games out there is assassins creed?

>>713701490
Years ago, but thats' when I also realized he was a die-hard tendie

>>713722726
Basically the non-tendie equivalent of tendie slop except it's not actually good.

>>713721903
This. Though he still enjoys playing the new bing bing wahoo that comes out

>>713722473
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>713723418
I agree, anyone slobbering over Nintendo games should not be posting on /v/ as they are clearly underage

>>713700481
It's his persona I guess.

>>713722473
Being accessible to kids doesn't make it a kids game. This argument is inherently disingenuous because it pretends like pic related isn't a worthwhile experience for anyone older than a toddler.

I get that people want to shit on Nintendo because they are the market leader and their shit decisions will direct the entire industry (IE price increases), but there is no other company in their weight class putting out consistently quality games with the proper amount of polish that games should have.

>>713721793
He didn't make a video on it though. He felt that he had to like it secretly for some reason

>>713723714
>Modern Pokeshart
>Persona Shitblem

>>713701490
When he started making review videos instead of just goofing around in games acting stupid. I instantly realised that oh, he was just completely braindead and somehow fancied himself as some kind of gaming authority when his actual claim to fame was shouting "POO POO PEE PEE!?" really loudly over pre-recorded footage, and he somehow thought that meant anyone gave a shit about his takes on video games.

>>713724019
he publicly streamed it and referenced it in multiple videos
>>713724182
moving the goalpost
also
>Pokeshart
literally in the video after saying he enjoyed 'most' of them, it blinks out of existence

>>713723836
>Being accessible to kids doesn't make it a kids game.
True, it's being designed primarily for kids that makes Nintendo games kids games
>This argument is inherently disingenuous because it pretends like pic related isn't a worthwhile experience for anyone older than a toddler.
It's a worthwhile experience but there's still a hard cap on what a toddler game can do for adults compared to games made specifically for adults that don't have to concern themselves with toddler appeal
>there is no other company in their weight class putting out consistently quality games
Not only is this a stupid contrived standard for judging individual games tailored specifically to Nintendo, there are companies like Rockstar who have an even better track record in that regard
>with the proper amount of polish that games should have.
Nintendo games are not only extremely simple and easy to make since they sell on brand strength, they also take forever to make and come out, those are two privileges most devs out there can't afford

>>713700192 (OP)
>OH MY GAAAAAAAAWD IS THAT MY FAVORITE WESTRANNY ECELEB???

>>713721793
>He doesn't make videos about turn-based RPGs
>"Oh yeah? Well what about this turn-based RPG he didn't make a video on?"

>>713724740
>Nintendo games are not only extremely simple and easy to make
>they also take forever to make

PET ME PET YOU THAT'S THE MISSION WE PURSUE

>>713701464
Yeah that's him in the picture

>>713701490
when he glossed over the villain in dmcv when its one of the coolest aspects of that game

>>713701490
the same time that AVGN was actually dogshit at vidya and it wasn't just a bit

He didn't beat Zero Baseder

>>713724879
recent videos for
>metaphor
>DQ
>yakuza
>constant mentions in the 'best of 20--" videos
you just dont like him because he said a game you like sucked one time

>>713723714
only good thing there is div2

>>713725080
Yes, they're extremely simple and then Nintendo polishes them for half a decade anyway, Nintendo would take three decades to make something complex like New Vegas or BG3

>>713725080
take forever to make the same game again

>>713714149
Nah, but truth is not funny, so.

>Video online of his wife getting piped by a black man while he watches.
>Loves Nintendo games and praises their newest releases on his youtube channel.
Nintendo bros...?
Is your strongest soldier really a thirty year old cuckhold?

>>713725323
>metaphor
He didn't even play past the tutorial
>DQ
Joke video where he just made his entire party clowns and got essentially nowhere
>yakuza
Gameplay is irrelevant because he only shows joke scenes and substories

>>713700192 (OP)
Used to love Donkey. Genuinely valuable content with random chaotic humour.

But he's been irrelevant for a long time. His videos offer nothing you can't see on the surface and he spends more time circle jerking his unfunny internal jokes.

Loved his old end of year recaps, they are worthless now.

Also animal well was just okay.

>>713722726
It's like the biggest game franchise in the world.
What do you want me to say? Elder Scrolls? Those kind of suck too.

>>713724740
list ten games for adults.

>>713700481
Link to his real voice?

>>713725709
He just can't stop saying it

>>713721903
It’s more like he put zero effort since he knows his garbage 3 minute videos will get a million views in a couple days

>>713724740
Rockstar games are basically terrible. Literally just not fun. "follow the arrow" gameplay.
I played a bunch of them when I was a teenager, like everyone else did, so I know what I'm talking about. I forced myself through all of Red Dead Redemption because it had a pretty good plot and I like westerns, but man, it's not a fun game. It's a slow, tedious game for stupid people.

>>713725858
>Also animal well was just okay.
Do you retards still think Dunkey "made" Animal Well? He had no involvement in the game besides putting his name on it for marketing

>>713726219
Now, if you want a *good" sandbox game, it's Hitman. Those games are excellent.
See, I don't only like Nintendo.
I just have better taste than all of you.

>>713700192 (OP)
I'm buying three copies if he said so

>>713709075
>He shat on xenoblade
So did his prophet, Reggie

>>713701490
His Death Stranding review was dogshit. I thought he was either a fucking retard or adding to the pile to get pushed by the algorithm. Negativity for it's sake is gay.

>>713726296
>He had no involvement in the game besides putting his name on it
not according to the dev but alright

>>713726594
There is only one form of human lower than nintendo babies and that is people who defend death stranding
/v/ is filled with both.

>>713706105
What you're basically saying is, "I unsubscribed because he had an opinion opposite my own." Which is fine on its face, but you pretend it's selling out that causes this distinction. It's not, you're just easily hurt by things you don't agree with. I'm pretty liberal, but I'll still call you a faggot and I find identity politics to be fucking retarded. Worrying about filling a quota is dumb, but I don't give two shits about Body 1/2, for instance. These are distinctions in ideology. You believe we're all under this black and white set of choices when most of us are individual enough in our thinking to delineate what we find stupid. I also don't give a shit about whoever this guy is, it's more just how you portrayed people as having to be set in specific views because that makes it easier for you to define GOOD vs. BAD. You're just a stupid cunt.

>>713700192 (OP)
He has become incredibly adept at avoiding anything remotely controversial, and he doesn't really makes reviews anymore or show even a hint of his opinions, he has mastered a style of avoidant goytube farming that's almost post-AI in it's efficiency and quality, just look at his Veilguard video, he's almost the opposite of Asmongold, in the sense that it probably takes considerable effort to make videos like that, as opposed to react content.

>>713700192 (OP)
Maybe this is one of his joke videos. You know, like how if you don't agree with his video that means it's a joke one, and if you do agree with it then it was a serious thoughtful critique.

>>713726410
Stop avatar posting

>>713701490
Immediately

>>713701490
I had a lot of free time once and I watched a vod of him playing the Mario Odyssey hide Cappy mode. He was trying to get up this one specific frame perfect jump but couldn't do it even with a guide and 5000 coins.

>>713700192 (OP)
Keep saying it

>>713700985
imagine that goblin cheats on you lmao
anyway, i hate women

>>713726949
he has a kid now, gotta be extra careful or some mentally ill troon will cancel his ass

the cuck slander is the most vicious lie to ever come out of /v/

he's just a goofy dork that tries to make you laugh
you dont have to take his opinions seriously or hate him for liking or disliking things

Can one of you niggers link the cuck porn, I'm Jewish and horny.

>>713727615
Go suck a nigger dick Leah

the weird thing is in the streams he seemed somewhat negative on the game so I wonder if nintendobabs feel obligated to suck off every new nintendo product

for the record, they found the original people in the video

>>713701490
When he got filtered by rts

>>713727792
yeah and it was dunkey and leah

ONE THING IS CERTAIN

>>713701490
When he made a video raging that he was banned in league for being a piece of shit in a match and saying he should be immune to bans because he made help league popular with his videos.

>>713727772
Just Mario and Zelda. Western tendies consider these franchises sacred calves and would not dream of publishing anything less than glowing reviews for them. Most other Nintendo franchises they don't really care and will happily tear them apart like Xenoblade and Pokemon.

>>713701040
>Plays death stranding and hates it
>Rereviews it a year later and loves it
if you're a diehard mgs fan you would understand

>>713727210
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>713701490
Far Cry
>IF I STAND IN THE OPEN ENEMIYES CAN SEE ME??!??!
>WORLD INTERACTIVITY??? THAT SHIT IS JANK
>AI SLIGHTLY SMART?!?!!?! AIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME MODERN GAME DESIGN
This nigger single handedly contributed to the bismirching of that game's reputation.

>>713723836
Nintendo games are both accessible and child-friendly in presentation and narrative (usually). Hence, they are for children. You can get something out of it whatever the age, sure. But still, there's so much you can get out of it after a certain age.

I'm not saying it's wrong of anyone to like nintendo games. But some people change their preferences as they grow older. In my case, I moved toward oppressive games with intense combat and stuff. Nowadays I'm burned out by how immature "story games" are. Either too cynical or too cartoony in their "realism". They reek of niggas who don't touch grass playing at "grown ups".

>>713726949
He called out years ago that he's demoralized because people will watch his videos even if they're gibberish. He tested this by releasing videos that are low effort gibberish and people kept watching.

>turn based cultists seething already
He is a shit, biased critic but you guys are fucking obsessed with him.

not even adding "review" to his video title is makes it look desperate for views

>>713728250
Nintendo still publishes ball-bustingly difficult games but westerners don't play them

me when you keep

stop not saying it

>>713728021
riot did that for other people

>>713726296
99% of mol players would have never discovered or purchased the game if danke didn't shill it like it was the new thing

>>713700192 (OP)
lel tendies are so fuckin funny man

>>713714149
>Why can't online D list celebrities have a normal sex life?
Real answer, and it doesn't just apply to D-list celebs or streamers, but all media personalities:

Weird sexual proclivities are a leash that advertisers, agencies and influential media businessmen use to keep talent in line. They need their talent saying "this" and not "that" and subtly or not telling them as such with their IRL reputation as hostage is a good way to do that. If someone doesn't have anything compromising, they are a liability to the people that actually make someone famous. This is universal throughout all media and politics.

>>713708307
Idgi.

>>713701490
With his mario reviews, he's a cultist fanboy

Any dunkey vid that is longer than 5 minutes is 100% guaranteed to be some slop with him trying to be funny over some unremarkable gameplay footage

>>713700334
do you have the video? never got to see it

>>713728042
Let's be fair, modern Pokemon and the first 10 hours of Xenoblade Chronicles 2 have it coming

>>713729385
I'm not saying they don't, but so did ToTK and he didn't have one negative thing to say about that afair

>>713700192 (OP)
why ppl simps over this fat fuck so much? what's his appeal?

>>713729537
sounds like a nigger

>>713725858
His old school videos were great. You can tell when one was particularly good, because he will have purged it from his official channel.

ONE THING IS CERTAIN

>>713701490
when I found out he's a white doughy dude doing a nigger voice to sound gangsta or something

>>713700985
LOL VIDEO WIFE SPUNKEDY

>fat
>furfag
>cuck
The perfect youtuber for /v/

>>713726410
He's right though, despawning constructs in TOTK is prime evidence for that

>>713700192 (OP)
KEEP SAYING IT!!!
THANK YOU... KEEP SAYING IT!!!
THANK YOU... KEEP SAYING IT!!!
THANK YOU...

>>713701490
His positive reviews and his super serious reviews where he puts on his big boy voice. "uncharted has a very serious story that's actually well written you guys", "nu god of war is amazing cause you can throw an axe and kick a dude and freeze people", "mario is the best cause you can jump and slide and wall jump". He just lists shit that you can do without explaining how any of that makes the game good. And he embarrasses himself by letting everyone know how easy it is to impress his illiterate ass with shit writing.

>>713725463
>something complex like New Vegas
I have never been so tired of a game I nominally think is great being sucked off so hard
There is legitimately nothing that makes New Vegas any more "complex" than the predecessor it's virtually identical to and which everyone is happy enough to write off as a dumb console RPG (or whatever) in discussions like this, the latter is only arbitrarily shut out of big boy CRPG discussions because enough people who probably haven't played any Fallout games at all have parroted the opinion that New Vegas is in any way, shape or form more like with the first two that it's become a circular argument

>>713700192 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!

>>713701490
>xenoblade 2
>KH3
>FF7 Remake
>Death Stranding
>That time he kept praising and milking The Last of Us 2 for drama ragebait views
>consistently glazing the most mediocre nintendo slop as long as it comes from an IP originating in the 80s or 90s
I stopped watching when he tried to become a serious big boy reviewer, throwing in big words he doesn't understand to describe generic nintendo platformer #35621 as some untouchable masterpiece, while also conforming to the rest of the industry's standards by worshipping "high art" games like TLOU2 and God of War Ragnarok

keep sayin it

>>713703978
>the wiz

ngmi

>>713728642
they shouldn't have.

>>713701549
I miss the old dunk

Reminder that his big fat gay black friends was a smash predator child rapists.

>>713701490
he made a heroes of the storm review
as bad as that game was it was light years ahead of league and dota
and the video was just completely ficticious in the content, every single "critique" was something not present in the game
and having the fucking balls to claim the designs were stolen from league and dota heroes

>>713700192 (OP)
how does he keep getting away with doing voice black face?

bros how do i get over the guilt of cheating on my fat girlfriend with a 10/10 blonde bombshell with tits bigger than her head

>>713736170
You're not supposed to get over it.

>>713736170
It's all her fault (both of them)

>>713701490
The Metal Gear: Survive video

>>713722473
>much better games he misrepresents for jokes
but the games he picks for joke comparisons are often old as fuck or bargain bin rubbish though

>>713701490
When he walked back his take on Uncharted 4. I found him initially after playing UC4 thinking it was dogshit and thinking nobody could actually enjoy this shit. Im still baffled how he walked back literally every single piece of criticism

>>713701490
i enjoy his videos but he's always been a retard and even if he wasn't, he's spent an inordinate amount of time playing out a retard character which inevitably will bleed into your real self (eg most people posting daily here). If he wasn't a retard he wouldn't be funny.
All the idiots taking his review videos seriously should take a step back and fall off a cliff

>>713736170
use it to guilt your fat gf into making herself hotter and letting you degrade her and change her until she's your bimbo slut

>>713737605
Wasn't that mostly to announce that he got a daughter just like Nathan Drake

>>713728269
Well that's pretty revealing, but i don't watch every one of his videos though, i go back every now and then and binge a few, but i saw when he went "im only gonna make shitty videos now" for a week and assumed it was all a joke. I've noticed an overall drop in effort since then though.

>>713700357
>>713700192 (OP)
Man i love memes that were unfunny 8 years ago

Somehow /v/ remains in a loop even though most of its userbase is literally robots

>>713706105
>he hurt my feelings by having a new opinion

How about not projecting your opinion on ecelebs in the first place anon? They are there to make cash and you are there to enjoy being entertained. Anything further is purely a mistake on your part.

>>713728269
>oh noooo not the free money!
Damn... the horror!

>>713702158
if you have even a few dozen hours in any MOBA this is very tame.

>>713700395
it

>>713700481
have you heard the way his wife talks on video? she does it like 100x as much.

Eceleb thread
Three hundred replies
I hate you faggots

>>713700192 (OP)
K E E P
E
E
P

>ITT: people get mad at Dunk reviews

I never thought anyone took his reviews seriously, half of the content is half-joking and the other half is just light commentary that doesn't explore anything in-depth. I always thought people liked Dunk for his more retarded videos and now I'm finding out some people even feel betrayed at some of his opinions lmao.

>>713701549
this used to be normal
it still is, but people freak out about it for some reason now

>>713700192 (OP)
Remember when he was going to be a game publisher and all he ever ended up doing was blowing hundreds of thousands of dollars on a 2D platformer and running a relaunch campaign for an eight year old game

>>713706535
I refuse to believe this until given proof

>>713722726
This post >>713715379 pretty much sums up the thread, but people don't need dunkey to tell them ubisoft's games are garbage.

>>713711982
wtf are you all referencing

>>713701549
Giving him credit without the hard R is stolen n word valor.

>>713712842
for a while when I discovered dunkey i thought Leah was a little kid streamer he had on sometimes.

>>713715379
Yeah people act like Nintendo invented everything they feature in their games, otherwise it wouldn't be impressive at all

It's especially maddening with people like dunkey who prominently featured and talked about games that had this shit years, decades earlier yet they still act like it's brand new when Nintendo does it, for example half of dunkey's San Andreas video is about a train in an open world you can get on

>>713716793
>t. never talked to a girl at all

>>713700192 (OP)
There was a time when I enjoyed his videos. In between his league videos and the present, he actually made a lot of good content. Generally the best is when he played a bunch of variety games or was playing with his friends. He was actually funny once.
Now almost every video delves into this weird post-ironic mess. Some videos are stuck in that mode the entire time and I wonder how anyone could possibly enjoy it. It’s difficult to describe exactly what I mean, but you can pinpoint it instantly because he starts doing a different, very obnoxious voice. And then he just says a bunch of retarded nonsense that is painfully unfunny.

>>713715308
b-but then how do you get mad at the youtube man?

People here just like to gang up on easy targets to feel better about themselves.

>>713701074
nincels literally shit in diapers and store porn on their 3DS

>>713738576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO733oLGTQI

>>713738487
>Overwhelmingly Positive (19,559) on Steam
this game made tons of money

>>713721903
I mean, it's clear he's moved on to his publishing company now and is just keeping his channel alive at this point.

>>713739082
before reading i like the video but now that i read i can't like it
like a got hypnotised but for the truth

>>713725872
>e biggest game franchise in the world
it's not even in the top 20 anon...

>>713739298
holy shit, anon delivers

>>713701490
he was always a funny retard
but him going serious retard, especially for TLoU2, really convinced me that interracial cuckold video was him

>>713739298
ty anon, I didn't think you'd deliver either. Fuck, this video is too real.

>>713728021
why bootlick? i dont care about dunkey, but his only crime was to type out a humourously insulting paragraph out of rage at a malphite who was ruining the collective experience of 4 other players for ~20 minutes. Actively ruining a game for an entire team is treated with less severity than saying boo boo naughty words. literally kill yourself you dirty nigger

>>713700985
Is Dunkey the one in the middle?

>>713700357
this lmfao. when i found out he was literally a beta male KEK, i lost any shred of respect i could have had for him.

This is the natural response to seeing a cuck. That goes for female cucks too, but you should already hate women for simply being women. Anyway, no female will ever respect a cuck and neither should a real man. dunkey is not a real man. he is a loser.

remember how jannies babysat dunkey threads at first? mass deleting "keep saying it" posts but leaving the actual dunkey thread intact and fucking banning people that called him a cuck? kek

now you remember
why? because he cocksucks nintendo

I'm so glad this happened https://gofile.io/d/GPk3nC

>>713738368
>>713739043
>>713739901
I know this is a rubbish thread but you need to shut up, damn it. Why should anyone read the posts of someone who's too retarded (or new) to figure out how posting works

>>713715904
I mean there's still a video on his channel today where he says "faggots." The guy is from the old days of the internet when people weren't such bitches. I miss it.

>>713700192 (OP)
Keep saying it.

>ecelebs who actually play Nintendo games think the switch 2 is great
>ecelebs who only play whatever flavour of the month game is trending on steam think it's the worst thing to ever happen to videogames

>>713739953
nigger, what are you even talking about?

>>713739298
>dunkey gained weight because his slutty gf was exhausting his stamina

lmao

>>713706889
deaf NIGGER* girl

this is what (((they))) want. Throw a bunch of jew shit at the wall and rub their hands and kekle when at least one of their machinations has adhered itself to the wall unabated. Stupid fucking goys.

>>713700481
Keep saying it

>>713740464
ty anon, I was making a thread for Marshmellow yesterday and I must have pasted the name into the wrong field and never corrected it lmao. How embarassing.

>>713718196
That's a guy? Could have fooled me

>>713739298
This vid is sad as fuck. Glad he ended up winning in the end.

>>713739517
It's a huge AAA franchise that comes out on a yearly basis.

>>713700192 (OP)
Donkey is suck a Nintendo dick suckered it's not even funny

>>713700192 (OP)
He used to be kind of funny back in the day (granted I was a young teen when I watched him
While I am no longer 14, and find his old stuff less funny than I used to, his new stuff is just bland and boring. I would praise him for being the only youtuber left who still makes short videos (between 2 and 10 minutes) if I still cared about youtube, but that's about it

>>713700192 (OP)
KEEP

>>713700192 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7onpZl0tayA
This video will always be hilarious to me

>>713700192 (OP)
Keep saying it

>>713741360
NTA but i just checked the sales numbers for biggest gaming franchises and it's not in the top 20. I think that's what he meant as ''top 20'' sounded weirdly specific. Unsure how relevant it is though as it's top 20 all-time.

Imo AssCreed is a big franchise but it probably generates limited amounts of money compared to more multiplayer focused titles.

>>713700357
Xenoblade 2 fans will never let it go, huh?

>>713700678
>>713700357
Was he actually cucked?

Yes I have seen the video, no that is not enough evidence.

>>713700192 (OP)
Keep saying it

>>713743392
Ask yourself if you believe he would be the sort to get cucked. If yes, then the video is more than enough proof to confirm this suspicion

>>713729383
It's a black guy fucking lea

>>713700192 (OP)
>People actually watch videos made by manchildren like this guy or Arlo
Do tendies really?

>>713743392
so no one in this thread is going to post the goddamn video?

>>713700985
KEEP. SAYING. IT

>>713732325
Fuck off, wannabe tranny janny

this thread is full of mad twitch viewers who muted the stream when he said to mute the stream sothey didn't hear the tube exclusive joke but they were too retarded to hear when he said okay unmute because they had it muted so they didn't hear the whole stream

>>713700192 (OP)
I thought the "haha I will make shit video for a while as a joke" thing was an actual joke but no, since then the quality of all of his content has actually just nosedived. Pretty sad, but apparently people will keep watching even if he just phones it in.

>>713700192 (OP)
I don’t think dunkey puts any effort into his videos anymore. I think he actively dislikes making YouTube videos now

>>713745527
he lost his mojo just like AVGN

>>713701490
When he made The Last of Us 2 review. Saying people hated the game because 'Joel's cloth was slightly wrong' was of such absurd dishonesty that I simply stopped taking any of his videos seriously, be it for humor or review.

>>713705641
>2 hours
Confirmed to never actually have played a single game of league

>>713746718
>Saying people hated the game because 'Joel's cloth was slightly wrong' was of such absurd dishonesty
autism

>>713727592
It's not cheating if he's there to watch and encourage her.

>Dunkey shows obviously humorous bias
>people seethe
Every fucking time. How does it happen every fucking time?

>>713701490
When I found out he wasn't black

>found a youtuber that literally uses tiny from clayfighter as the avatar fir his videos
Uh based?