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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:43:04 PM No.713701068
ff7rebirth-1705691603436
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Name a flaw
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:50:49 PM No.713701556
why
why
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>>713701068 (OP)
Square Shitnix writing, bad gameplay, bad level design, cringe character design, gay, DEI, lost RPG GOTY to some niche shit

It's like Flaw: The game

/retarded thread
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:20:13 PM No.713703370
>>713701068 (OP)
Actionslop
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:24:22 PM No.713703652
>>713701068 (OP)
Open world is a bit too bloated
Some sections of the story I could've done without
Time janny stuff is kinda confusing
My dick is not thrusting inside of Cloud's bussy right now

Other than that, great game.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:24:24 PM No.713703656
>>713701068 (OP)
every time you're forced to:
>slowly push an electric box over to a wire
>slowly climb a wall with a green chocobo
>slowly squeeze in a tight wall or crawl under something
>do the tutorial for the literal hundreds of minigames they jammed in to compensate for the lack of quality
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:36:39 PM No.713704423
>>713701068 (OP)
Awful story
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:39:27 PM No.713704602
the open world is extremely repetitive
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:42:05 PM No.713704790
>>713701068 (OP)
chadley
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:43:54 PM No.713704901
>>713701068 (OP)

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:53:20 PM No.713705582
Screenshot 2025-06-25 223714
Screenshot 2025-06-25 223714
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>>713701068 (OP)
picrel explain everything
Replies: >>713719285
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:54:54 PM No.713705687
>/v/ having yet ANOTHER meltdown over the ff7 remake
Replies: >>713709584
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:58:22 PM No.713705932
>>713701068 (OP)
Cant, its too perfect
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:02:52 PM No.713706263
Extremely bloated.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:04:46 PM No.713706418
>>713701068 (OP)
Would have Hironobu Sakaguchi released a better version of the Remake?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:06:47 PM No.713706567
>>713706418
Probably considering fantasรญas and that he had nothing to do with the og game
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:07:11 PM No.713706592
>>713706418
Sakaguchi wouldn't have released a remake at all (or the whole compilation for that matter), that's the difference in mindset he brought to Square
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:43:20 PM No.713709124
>>713704790
This
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:49:38 PM No.713709584
>>713705687
yea, it's sad.
Most people who hate the remake trilogy have never played it.
I know because I used to be rabid hater until I was forced to play it last year during a slow vacation.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:51:01 PM No.713709680
>>713701068 (OP)
there are too many songs, and they don't even display the songs' name as they play
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:52:28 PM No.713709772
>PS3 graphics
>Press X to win "gameplay"
>QTEs
>Laughable story
>Villain of the game gets defeated for the trillionth time so I don't understand why I'm supposed to be intimidated by him
Enough for you?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:56:10 PM No.713710050
4cc0bd994ca02b5d9c52e33cf7d5a855
4cc0bd994ca02b5d9c52e33cf7d5a855
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>>713701068 (OP)
>too much filler
>story beats that are nonsensically rewritten to be worse (gold saucer, dyne, midgar zolom)
>nothing much to actually discover through exploration, just running to map markers
>has that same scuffed art direction remake has where many npcs look like they picked an outfit out of a Gap catalogue from 2006 that is completely pristine and clean, i don't want to see polo tees, cargo shorts, and preppy shoes in a fucking fantasy game, fuck you

sums it up, not really a bad game but there are some bafflingly poor decisions
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:57:36 PM No.713710156
>>713701068 (OP)
Time Travel Multiverse Sequel not actually just FF7.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:01:48 PM No.713710479
>>713709680
>and they don't even display the songs' name as they play
Kojima is that you
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:02:50 PM No.713710546
>>713709772
>>Villain of the game gets defeated for the trillionth time so I don't understand why I'm supposed to be intimidated by him
Back in my day villains used to be a battle of back and forth and not just "never fight until the very last end"
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:13:33 PM No.713711236
>>713701068 (OP)
The ubislop side content
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:40:37 PM No.713713106
>>713709772
>>Villain of the game gets defeated for the trillionth time so I don't understand why I'm supposed to be intimidated by him
I really dislike that shit. He's lost all impact he was supposed to have due to this stupid shit.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:40:41 PM No.713713113
I played it for a bit, some of the minigames were torture but the graphics were good. If you judge it solely on story, graphics and gameplay i'd say it's a 6.5/10 if we're beeing strict, 7/10 if we're being lenient.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:43:04 PM No.713713278
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>>713713113
forgot pic
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:43:52 PM No.713713332
you have to play thru remake episode 1 first
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:45:42 PM No.713713452
>>713701068 (OP)
huge pile of shit
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:50:07 PM No.713713773
>>713701068 (OP)
- Too much diversity.
- Open world wasn't interesting and was full of too many boring objectives.
- Didn't have as many good moments with the girls as Remake did. Most of the "moments" were negative interactions where they were having trouble connecting with each other for whatever reason.
- Can no longer dodge out of block like you could in Remake. Now you have to let go of block first and then dodge, resulting in more vulnerability.
- I got burned out on the mini-games. I went in planning to 100% the game like I did with Remake but I couldn't bear it anymore.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:13:08 PM No.713715468
1
1
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>>713701068 (OP)
By far the best combat an Rpg has ever seen. Nothing comes close and nothing ever will. This will remain the best combat ever made till FF7R part 3 comes out and then that is it. Nothing will ever compare.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:17:24 PM No.713715825
Mandatory mini games on the main path
Few bad filler sections, getting the gyshals and the nibelheim reactor/shinra mansion.
No materia loadouts, but the game constantly forces party swaps
No way to spend ATB to swap in out-of-combat party members, just so if you didn't have the right setup you can swap someone in

Chadley. Everything about him. The design, the voice and his purpose in the game. Locking so many materia behind world intel, and VR shit is retarded. I want to explore and find a summon and holy shit that was worth looking arounf for, or give me REAL enemy skill. I want to get it organically.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:19:18 PM No.713716000
>>713715825
I forgot about Chadley but I'm not sure how I possibly could have. They basically made him a main character even though he didn't exist in OG and he pissed me off so much.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:19:50 PM No.713716050
As someone who loves this game to death it has a more than generous amount of bloat. The regions having the same little side activities is also exhausting. Once I got to Gongaga I was a little burnt out on the overworld stuff and just wanted to experience the story.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:20:21 PM No.713716092
>>713715825
>>713716000
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Chadley had the most recorded dialogue in the game.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:24:44 PM No.713716435
>>713706592
uhm... that's a big difference.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:24:56 PM No.713716450
>>713713113
>but the graphics were good
... for a 2006 game released for PS3
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:25:52 PM No.713716521
>>713709772
Uhm.. that's true.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:27:27 PM No.713716641
>>713710546
Some examples?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:27:30 PM No.713716647
ed87198319ef88b538791bb234f40516
ed87198319ef88b538791bb234f40516
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You can 100% FFI-VII in the tome it took between the Remake's ANNOUNCEMENT and now, and the damn trilogy isn't even done.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:29:48 PM No.713716826
>>713713278
It must be said that the high density is caused even for the simply fact that language packs cannot be optionally download. You have to download all of them, even if you never use them. In this, the Repacks have won, for they let you enjoy the game with less memory storage required.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:32:40 PM No.713717043
>>713715468
This is a RPG game, not a fighting game. We are not talking about Tekken 8, for instance.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:33:48 PM No.713717120
>>713715468
To not mention that Tifa already takes the stage after "CD1", then they made it even a Mary Sue. They just need to turn her more brown and lesbian and the fuck up is done.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:34:50 PM No.713717203
You couldnt double team tifa and aerith and yuffie in a giant pussy sandwhich

I meam just imagine how many more copies they could sell if you just madw what gamers want
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:36:45 PM No.713717331
>>713715825
To not mention that Enemy Skills, that was useful on the OG, for they filled the gap with particular skills and spells, have been turned out being useless and locked behind VR missions. They should have let people catch enemy skills like it was on the OG, not touching. Anything.

To not mention about the "Morph" materia. Stealing is already difficult on the game, for it is all a rushing combat, but Morph is just ridiculous. I have used it 1 time and they dropped entirely and never touched again.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:38:28 PM No.713717469
>>713716641
fft
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:38:46 PM No.713717495
>>713716050
To not mention that exploration is almost useless. Summon fights are VRized for no reason. The same with the area bosses, that you can re-do and re-call how much times you want, almost immediately, instead of at least await a spawning time. Monster fighting missions for Intel are stupid and tedious.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:38:51 PM No.713717505
The unknown journey continues
The unknown journey continues
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>>713701068 (OP)
Too bloated
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:39:47 PM No.713717572
>>713716647
The last Remake part will be called "Final Fantasy 7 Forever", even if it doesn't start with an R.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:51:34 PM No.713718505
>>713717331
>To not mention that Enemy Skills, that was useful on the OG, for they filled the gap with particular skills and spells, have been turned out being useless and locked behind VR missions.
What a fucking retard
e. skills in the og werent "useful" or "filled the gap" they were straight up broken, way too strong for what they should actually do. It completely kills barrier materia, time materia, and even healing, and thats just the support not the offensive. Why do you thing people just try to get beta immediately with midgar zolom? or white wind as soon as possible? how meme'd big guard has been? are you retarded or what?
In 7r the e. skills are thing you are saying.
Sonic boom is pretty good skill that it is useful for wind damage and bravery/faith, but it doesnt replace aero in terms of damage neither lasts long enough to be a complete replacement.
Plasma discharge is really good in some characters, but it is electric damage so it might backfire.
Soothing breeze is good aoe healing, but it makes you stay still, a replacement for prayer or aoe healing in general if you dont have prayer leveled up or magnify
I could go on but i made my point. You are fucking retarded.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:58:25 PM No.713719057
bloated but it's still my GOTY
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:59:08 PM No.713719115
>>713701068 (OP)
Dogshit pacing
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:59:39 PM No.713719158
>>713717572
FF7 RE:VEROF
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:01:07 PM No.713719285
>>713705582
sounds about right. I wish I liked any mistwalker game other than lost odyssey.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:02:10 PM No.713719365
>>713701068 (OP)
golden saucer was completely awful, the qte sequences that don't actually have any branching scenes is the worst.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:02:18 PM No.713719383
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>>713701068 (OP)
Chadley should have been related only to materia synthesis based on monsters and summon data. The towers and lifestream springs should have been its own thing.
The corel prison was overhyped, they sold an idea but they couldnt sell it well enough. The original was just a bleak place with poor people. If they wanted it to be the dangerous place, they should had have Cloud sword taken, and the party tied up, the cherry on top with Gus making the same exact "girls into sex slavery" statement. That way, Cloud cant just slash everyone and actually works for Gus, thats a pretty easy fix.
I would have moved the palmer fight to the gold saucer fight, as a support for the turks. Remove the rufus fight, no need for now.
The red xiii seto scene should have stopped, then walk back, and when you walk back thats when you meet gi nattak, not almost immediately after it ends.
I would have moved the costa de sol minigames (soccer, shooting range) to gold saucer wonder square.
Focus more in lightning fixes, it might be an engine problem but i dont know.

I cant really add more that bothered me, the rest is great, it is a very well made game. Story, battle system, characters, music, its all really well done and entertaining. In many ways it surpasses the original. I wonder what are they gonna do for part 3, maybe Hub based with the highwind, while doing missions to find cloud, wutai/midgar war, huge materias and weapon hunting? that would be pretty cool
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:03:19 PM No.713719468
SavedFromSephiroth
SavedFromSephiroth
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Cloud didn't save her from Sephiroth
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:03:46 PM No.713719509
Bollywood tier cinematics in and out of gameplay, every single story element needlessly padded to hell and back to keep player from interacting with anything in a meaningful way, base gameplay being inconsequential bullshit with zero difficulty, ugly ue5 assets everywhere
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:09:07 PM No.713719980
>>713701068 (OP)
Story is awful, classic characters are assassinated, gameplay is garbage, pacing is abysmal, open world is insufferable, but the music is pretty damn good.