Thread 713707917

Why is there NTR shit in my heckin wholesome farming game?

JAS!

because NTR is videogame culture

>>713708020
Holy JASED.

>>713707917 (OP)
Sodomites like to fetishize infidelity and broken homes. See also: Toby Fox and the Dreemur family.

Society needs to start treating cuckolding of men the same as rape of women.

>>713707917 (OP)
5-10% of children are bastards. pretty normal.
In France, that number is over 30%.

>>713708249
dont be misogynistic..

to appeal to women. its a woman game after all.

Because the game is for women and incels

>>713707917 (OP)
Because, no matter how depraved, it is morally correct to fuck with Pierre.
FUCK that guy.

>>713708792
raising a daughter that isnt his is expensive therefore pay the premium.

>>713707917 (OP)
because Pierre is a piece of shit and you would cheat on him too

>then it was harvest moon and baby summoner virgin goddess
>now this
are these what monogamyfags are amounted to? never complaint about cheaters and hackers being in any video game ever again

>>713708894
>>713708792
what did he do? all i remember him doing was hiding porn because his wife wont touch him.

The Abigail is the wizards daughter is a red herring. Jas is really the daughter.

>>713707917 (OP)
>Why is there NTR shit in my heckin wholesome farming game?
What wholesome farming game? Stardew is full of sexual immorality. E.g. blacked redheads, trysts in trees.

>>713708972
it's been too long since I've played. But I trust my dormant feelings of hatred towards him back then

>>713707917 (OP)
Wait until you realize why ConcernedApe named Kent's wife Jody

>>713709782
Elaborate.

>>713709875
A Jody is army guy slang for an unfaithful wife/gf that sleeps around while he's deployed on duty

>>713709623
Overpriced seeds? Is that all it takes?

>>713709986
That's hot.

>>713707917 (OP)
>pierre
deserved

>>713707917 (OP)
>he has jealousy issues
>literally cucking him with the satanist

>>713709996
no, the dude litteraly lies to everyone that everything he sells he made it himself
even if all the produce and items are yours at some point

>>713708020
I kneel Jas-sama....

>>713709986
>A Jody is army guy slang for an unfaithful wife/gf that sleeps around while he's deployed on duty
I-it's a cohencidence, it's got to be...

Caroline is the wizard's daughter

>>713709986
That’s pretty much every woman in a relationship with active duty kek. It’s cool though, 99% of the time they are fucking other service members so they are still patriotic.

>>713709986
>can't romance her or Robin for that matter
lame

>>713708020
>also has purple wizard hair
really makes you think...

>>713710435
You would want to stick your dick into a hole that had Demetrius in it?

>>713708972
he is greedy and deceitful
he lies to the villagers about growing your crops himself and overcharges people for everything
he's also a hypocrite that's always going apeshit on Abi and to a lesser extent Caroline for having conversations or doing things he doesn't like when he keeps porn and/or weed secret from them

>>713710669
Are Pierre haters women who are mad at their daddies for their unreasonable rules and shiet?

>>713708972
>just as greedy as Joja if not worse
>is constantly prioritizing his store over his family
>criticizes his kid for acting out when he's done a shit job raising her
gameplay-wise its a fucking pain in the ass to raise his friendship levels

>>713709986
Close, a Jody is the man who seduces and fucks the soldier's girl.

>>713710815
probably a lot of them
and you know what, they're right to do so

Yes. Now go away

>>713707917 (OP)
Who cares, I'm banging her still

>>713711323
who? caroline or abigail?

>>713708020
Kill yourself

>>713711386
yes

>>713711321
based

>>713707917 (OP)
How is My Time At Sandrock? Is it better or worse than unmodded SDV in terms of social content and dialogue?

>>713710509
>>713707917 (OP)
>Wizard
>Isn't a wizard
What did they mean by this?

>>713713445
it is much, much better
MtaS unironically has some of the best writing I've seen in a long time, it can be genuinely funny
the story is loong and there is tons of unique dialogue and events, they are pretty different games in execution

I can't believe my wife Marnie does anal

>>713713958
only if youre the mayor

I didn't play the game because they all looked like whores.
I fully understand Jas fags, even if they're annoying as fuck.
Yes, I will stick to my Japanese games .

>>713716965
You're right because they are whores. Nobody dates the vannila npcs.

>>713717045
From the perspective of women, do they have it any better?
Every gurlgamer I talk to love the shit out of this game.

>>713708253
I'm sure the fact they outlawed paternity testing contributes to that

>>713717278
The bachlors actually do seem to be better. I can't completely understand a woman's perspective, but shane seems to be a strong "I can fix him" option, and Elliot is something straight out of the romance novel he's writing. There are still duds though, I don't know how anyone could like Alex.

Now I'm thinking about how a complete genderswap mod would work.

>>713717650
Alex is obviously a insert for the popular fit douchey sportsjock all the girls had a crush on in high school

>>713707917 (OP)
Are the current mods updated for the last stardew valley version? i want to get into it again

>>713717650
A girl I know always goes for Alex. That or Sam.

>>713707917 (OP)
Pierre deserves it. Fucker upsells your produce and claims it's his.