How is /v/ liking DS2?

>>713714053 (OP)
Why the fuck did he put in simpery shit in the game again?

>>713714147
Kojima spreading (good) Japanese culture (vtubing) is based
Western twitch whores are in shambles
The appeal of cute girls is on the rise

>>713714997
Yes, gaijin. Give your money to Cover Corp.

>>713714053 (OP)
No commentary gameplay > Any Vtuber.

>>713714147
I still don't know why /v/ is utterly assblasted over this.

why does Kojima have such a strong jaw in this cartoon?

>>713715101
You know that the girls get a cut so there's nothing wrong with that

>>713715176
You don't watch vtubers for "gameplay"

>>713715243
I saw a post the other day saying it was because shitposters are mad they made a vtuber-specific board and not a more generalized e-celeb board and I'm honestly not that sure that it isn't that far off the mark

>>713715243
my theory is that at all made by 6 anons
>1 seething over /vt/ards
>5 farming (You)s

>>713714147
He loves film so he imitates Hollywood. It's the sort of shit that has been happening in Hollywood from nearly the start.

>>713714997
>markiplier but with a shitty tranny model
>cute
kek

>>713715486
I'm not assblasted over it but that's the most retarded basic bitch milquetoast take you could possibly have as reasoning, congratulations, I'm sure all 10 people who aren't the ecelebs themselves on the board surely are just that upset about not having another circle jerk board, for fucks sake you're delusional, walk away from the screen

What's worse than failing to bait is pure apathy. Nobody gives a flying fuck about this game. Good riddance. Flop and die. I hope Kojima commits seppuku in shame.

>>713714997
A dude is playing your vtuber girlfriend character.

>>713715907
It's already sold one Kojillion dollars

Haven't used ziplines at all, just been driving around or hoofing it on foot.

Once you get Tomorrow/beat Neil, there is a pretty big story-drought. I just had the Red Samurai/Higgs scene from the trailer+met Mechanic. Between that is a gap of filler but that might be because I 5 starred almost every person along the way.

>>713715720
>I know nothing about vtubing
>here's my very valuable opinion about vtubing
Kek

>>713716016
Kojima invented the sale

>>713715959
The last time I checked, most of the leaked photos and videos of popular vtubers were of attractive girls. Not even fat. Fat and salty whores go to twitch because they can only attract people with their asses. Vtubers attract people with their personalities. Vtuber girls made me believe that funny girls actually exist. I'm not a salty incel, I've had several girlfriends and a lot of sex. But I still believed that all girls were retarded and couldn't joke. I mean, that's still true for most of them, but vtubers gave me hope. They're genuinely funny, and they don't rely on deep cleavage to attract viewers
Thanks for coming to my TED talk

>>713715801
>I'm not assblasted over it but [proceeds to have a meltdown]

>>713714053 (OP)
Somehow, this thread got past the filter, but, I'm just gonna let you know I filtered pretty much everything that had to do with this piece of shit one month in advance to it releasing. I'm just fucking sick of seeing Kojima and anything related to him.

I filtered out all mentions of anything "Death Stranding" as well as various terms for the retard making them just as "kojima" "hideo" "kojimbo" "la creatividad" etc.

I'm happy with how it is so far since I haven't seen anything at all relating this obnoxious retard and his shitty walking simulators aside from this thread, which I'm also going to filter out.

>>713714053 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq30MgaYcvI

>>713717014
I don’t even see any threads about the game at all, unless I’m blind. I wanted to see first impressions but nobody is even talking about it.

>>713717014
Say konpeko!

>>>/tv/

>>713714053 (OP)
>that ending
So Lou/Tomorrow is confirmed to be Sam's biological daughter and is going to be the main character of DS3?

>>713717083
konpeko konpeko konpeko hololive 3rd gen pekora peko ^-^

>>713715907
How many people do you think have even finished the game, let alone play it? The official release date was today I doubt many people bought the digital deluxe version for early access. Its going to be a least a couple of weeks before normal people with jobs, school, and lives have any opinion beyond the first few hours

>>713717083
how do people genuinely enjoy these shitty forced reactions?

>>713717156
How's the gameplay anon san

>>713717156
We aren't getting a DS3, atleast not for 10 years. We have OD, still not ingame anything for it, and later the not-MGS game. I think he will put whatever he has left into the Death Stranding movie

>>713714053 (OP)
Just finished it last night
Enjoyed every second of it.
Easily Kojima’s most batshit insane game.
Still kinda formulating my thoughts on the story, but I really liked it nonetheless. It’s pretty different in that, instead of the slow buildup and then massive emotional release all at the very end in DS1, 2 is more of a continuous rollercoaster. It’s also pretty easy to figure out certain plot points way in advance if you’re paying attention (which I guess could be a pro or a con to some)
In terms of gameplay though, basically every single facet of is noticeably improved.

>>713714053 (OP)
>9 hours of cutscenes
T-Thanks kojimbo!

Where was that scene of tentacles coming out of Higgs movie from the trailer in the game? I don't think I ever saw it

>>713715959
>bro it's all men using military grade voice changers that never malfunction, even the ones with 2view have this tech
>bro it's all body doubles for the handcam/cooking streams, even the 2view can afford a hot stand-in for 3-4 hours
>bro I can't produce any evidence and neither can the rest of my fag anti buddies but you got to believe me
You're such a funny little retard. Keep at it. I wish /v/ had ID's I bet you're at (20)

>>713714997
>(good) Japanese culture (vtubing)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>713714053 (OP)
I bought a PS5 to play this game and its genuinely the best looking game I've ever played (In Quality mode). I have a very high end pc but nothing compares to it, KojiPro is one of the only devs that actually optimises their games properly and it makes me very excited to see the PC port with max settings at a higher fps.
Also starting the game up and loading a save takes 5 seconds max its a complete technical marvel, and say what you want about kojima but he's pushed the limits of every console he's developed for I don't know how they do it.
Sony and Microsoft need to start whipping their devs into doing the same

>>713718028
Yes
Problems?

>>713714053 (OP)
Haven’t played it yet but it doesn’t appear to be having a cultural effect since I know nothing of the story yet nor do I know anything about the main character. In contrast, I culturally “osmosed” Maelle weeks before actually playing Expedition 33.

>>713715101
Certainly much better than Phase given one of their fans just tried to do a mass shooting.

>>713714053 (OP)
Dark Souls 2? Yes, it's my favourite of the whole series, but why are you asking that now?

>>713714053 (OP)
Otsupeko goes so hard in japanese, kino.

>>713718905
>Dark Souls 2
Fantastic game
Pic related

This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

>>713714053 (OP)
DS2 is fine, I think it gets a bad rap from the community a lot of the time. Not my favorite of the series, but I'd still go back and play it when the right mood hits me. Still has the best NG+ features of any of them, and it's an absolute shame more of the series didn't take after it. Remixing bosses and areas with NG+ felt great. Also Lucatiel had a fucking baller hat and was pretty cool.

>>713717345
you walk (sometimes even drive), but generally, you walk.

>>713714997
fuck off vtube is eceleb shit, which is cancer that needs to be deleted

>>713719234
what the fuck is this game even about

>>713714147
>why did the king of simps continue simping
Truly a mystery. You understand the whole reason for Sam existing is so he could simp right?

>Kojima spreading (good) Japanese culture (vtubing) is based
>Western twitch whores are in shambles
>The appeal of cute girls is on the rise

>>713720196
>whores make millions
>japanese whores give all their money to corporate
LMAO

>>713719784
>all streaming is eceleb shit
I mean you have a point and thats admirable, but I'm pretty sure you only talk like that about vtubers. Which is pretty hypocritical

Walking simulator

>>713720196
>>713720295
It's a pity that you have to samefag to convey your point
Really pathetic

>>713720295
>indiefag in /v/
Kek, didn't you have a literal who whore to watch?

>>713714053 (OP)
Dark Souls 2 wasn't that good because Mizaki wasn't involved.

>>713720781
Not him but I find it laughable that you both think yourselves better than the other when to me you are both fucking subhuman simps that waste their time and money on some egirl playing videogames badly.

>>713720941
You're posting on 4chan, faggot.

>>713720541
this webm doesn't do it justice you need to see this on your tv to believe how insanely good this game looks, also the music, sound design, controller vibration etc. this game is such an unforgettable experience

>>713721153
Discussing interests online like vidya I am not ashamed of.
I would be ashamed of spending money on random women from the internet though. Give your mom a gift or something, instead of spending it on some ewhore just because you are chronically lonely.

>>713717156
Just tell me if Sam and Lou get a happy ending, I don't care about Japanese misery porn or ambiguous shit that I've seen them pull in recent releases

>>713721437
Nah, i'll give your mom a gift, if you catch my drift.

>>713720541
Can you imagine how everything in this world must be littered with these scruffy couriers? All these equipment fastenings, cables, ladders. If it weren't for the temporal rains, this world would have turned into a solid dump.
When I finished the first part, instead of credits I imagined slides like in the sotc, where all the places we remembered were covered with mountains of garbage.

>>713715801
Kek. So that anon was right

Is Solid Snake from Italy actually important or is he just trailer bait?

>>713721928
Slim snake had a relationship with sam's wife, the game tried to teick you into thinking that lou is slim snake's.
Turned out lou is sam's daughter and sam's wife love sam's more and only used slim snake to ran away from america because they tried to do experiment to fetus lou. Slim snake was killed on the run and he's the first void out.
Basically it's like ff7 doc cuck story.

>>713721556
Lou is Elle Fanning

>>713718443
The ending was "its all a dream" and it was layers of allegories for a message about grief and escapism. That's why nobody cares to talk about it anymore, other than debating on whether the characters in the story were even 'real".

>This is the creative dad of videogames
Yikes...

>>713715959
Tranny propaganda
You will never pass
YWNBAW

>>713718443
what's your point? the game just released today, people are working before they can play. And saying you "culturally osmosed" Maelle just means you saw people talking about her on 4chan and TikTok. It's not the big cultural phenomenon you think it is because nobody talks about it in real life. A game like Marvel Rivals has had a bigger cultural impact in that I see people at my college discussing builds and whatnot, whereas if I bring up E33 most of them haven't played it.

>>713714053 (OP)
This is a Peko board, bitch peko.

>>713714147
it's really that simple, I don't know why everyone tries to make it rocket science.

>this webm doesn't do it justice you need to see this on your tv to believe how insanely good this game looks, also the music, sound design, controller vibration etc. this game is such an unforgettable experience

>>713717319
eeeeeeeeeeeee

>>713721437
>I would be ashamed of spending money on random women from the internet though.
I watch a few of them and haven't spent a dime on donations. I have bought a bit of merch, though. I am also a vtuber myself.

How civilisation even survived initial death stranding event. If every dead turns into nuclear bomb, rain rapidly ages everyone and everything.

>>713714053 (OP)
Stupid Amazon porter is taking too long to deliver my package. No Pekora hat for them peko.

>>713728069
Very carefully

>>713717083
oh, it's the hat that makes him say peko all the time? lol

>>713720541
>Walking simulator
Those segments and cutscenes are vidya cancer.

>>713728069
look at this absolute retard taking everything at face value
is this your first japanese media experience?
get some literacy and come back later bozo

>>713714053 (OP)
>"I watched her play Death Stranding. Oh this was fun to watch. I was surprised. I understand why she's popular."
>"What about the idea to add her into the game?"
>"If I like something I'll add it in."

It's a weird thing I've noticed but were rivers always this loud? I don't remember it being that glaring in DS1.

70% of the game is cutscenes
and the story is fucking retarded
timetravel bullshit fucking hell

>>713731262
>timetravel bullshit fucking hell
Oh it's THAT bad

>>713716498
>I'm not a salty incel
Keep repeating that, you may not be able to convince the World but you can at least convince yourself with enough broken platter revolutions.

Japanese Starfield.
Kojima is Japanese Todd Howard.
Two piles of shit, different side of the globe.

>>713717014
cool i usually filter tranny posts like yours aswell makes /v/ bearable

>>713714147
>otaku puts otaku shit in his game

>>713714997
>(good) Japanese culture (vtubing) is based
kys

>>713720541
>want a comfy walking sim when your enemy is the terrain and weather
>constantly bothered by some shitty human and monster enemies instead

>>713714053 (OP)
I noticed that all the dialogue around the vtuber is super generic, and everyone says singular "they"
I am willing to be that Kojima wasn't sure who would take that spot, and so all the other dialogue was recorded to be generic, and then he just plugged in some vtuber bitch that signed the contracts first.
definitely the shittiest, worst, most out of place character in a game entirely made up of weird out of place characters. thank fuck I don't have to go back there much.

>>713720640
Marge

>>713731262
it's literally metal gear survive

OHHH ME SO CREATIVIDAD
I INVENT THE IDEA OF CAMERA

>>713733926
Kojimbo is supposed to be le heckin based westaboo though, not this anime simp

>>713714997
>An entertainer pretending to be interested in your hobbies and entertainment
>"Culture"
Learn how to make bonds with actual women. Treat them like your bros, say dumb (but not obscene) shit, and be generally unhinged; you'd be surprised how easy it is to find a genuine friend among them—a lot of them are incredibly lonely, as a majority of people are just not emotionally inclined.

>>713714053 (OP)
correct me if i'm wrong, but, its the same game but its actually using PS5 technology right so its le realistic