Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:58:54 PM No.713714410
Is that what "mature games for mature gamers" are? Bros, I think I am going to stay with my games for fetuses.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:00:19 PM No.713714486
>>>/tv/
its not a game
its not a game
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:00:43 PM No.713714519
>>713714410 (OP)
>games for fetuses
Nice try, Nintenbro. Everybody knows that Nintendo games are trash made for fertilized eggs. Play real games, real masterpieces made for playstation, games such as death stranding 2 by HIDEO KOJIMA.
>games for fetuses
Nice try, Nintenbro. Everybody knows that Nintendo games are trash made for fertilized eggs. Play real games, real masterpieces made for playstation, games such as death stranding 2 by HIDEO KOJIMA.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:04:59 PM No.713714829
>>713714486
No pisstation game is.
No pisstation game is.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:27:48 PM No.713716668
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:40:21 PM No.713717601
>>713714410 (OP)
PS5 players be like, "yoo this gameplay fire!"
PS5 players be like, "yoo this gameplay fire!"
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:44:24 PM No.713717926
*posts .mp4 of zelda running in a straight line for 1 minute*
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:48:11 PM No.713718235
>>713714410 (OP)
The promise of getting a cool toy after every delivery turns boring walking into an enticing chase of a carrot on a stick.
The promise of getting a cool toy after every delivery turns boring walking into an enticing chase of a carrot on a stick.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:49:27 PM No.713718328
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:51:02 PM No.713718463
>>713714410 (OP)
the fact you get your first boss fight right AFTER you've done the delivery up that hill, forcing you go to down, kill it and then up the hill after you've beaten it is fucking HILARIOUS
the fact you get your first boss fight right AFTER you've done the delivery up that hill, forcing you go to down, kill it and then up the hill after you've beaten it is fucking HILARIOUS
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:52:11 PM No.713718545
>>713714410 (OP)
I..is that r..real life????!!!!!
I..is that r..real life????!!!!!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:53:03 PM No.713718623
If my memory serves right, Im pretty sure even little pebbles and rocks could through you off balance if youre not careful enough. The game is not as simple as it looks. I havent played the sequel yet cuz I dont have a ps5
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:54:23 PM No.713718725
>>713718623
Just hold both trigger and you can play it blindfolded
Just hold both trigger and you can play it blindfolded
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:56:45 PM No.713718919
>>713718725
might as well ask someone to play the game for you since you dont wanna engage with it
might as well ask someone to play the game for you since you dont wanna engage with it
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:59:08 PM No.713719114
>>713718328
>6 in rock appears in your path
It's exactly what you would expect a Nip to make for an ATB.
>6 in rock appears in your path
It's exactly what you would expect a Nip to make for an ATB.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:00:09 PM No.713719202
>>713718725
Holding both triggers slows you down.
Holding both triggers slows you down.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:04:14 PM No.713719554
Holy shit people play that? lol
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:06:03 PM No.713719710
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:08:17 PM No.713719913
>>713714486
I think this is a narrow-minded way to define "game". The goal here is to transport things to places, using various methods. If you fail to do so, you lose the game.
I think this is a narrow-minded way to define "game". The goal here is to transport things to places, using various methods. If you fail to do so, you lose the game.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:09:35 PM No.713720018
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