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Anonymous 6/26/2025, 5:58:54 PM No.713714410 [Report] >>713714519 >>713716668 >>713717601 >>713718235 >>713718328 >>713718463 >>713718545 >>713720018
So this is the power of the Playstation 5?
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Is that what "mature games for mature gamers" are? Bros, I think I am going to stay with my games for fetuses.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:00:19 PM No.713714486 [Report] >>713714829 >>713719913
>>>/tv/
its not a game
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:00:43 PM No.713714519 [Report]
>>713714410 (OP)
>games for fetuses
Nice try, Nintenbro. Everybody knows that Nintendo games are trash made for fertilized eggs. Play real games, real masterpieces made for playstation, games such as death stranding 2 by HIDEO KOJIMA.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:04:59 PM No.713714829 [Report]
>>713714486
No pisstation game is.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:27:48 PM No.713716668 [Report] >>713719710
>>713714410 (OP)
LMAO kojima is really deep into vtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq30MgaYcvI
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:40:21 PM No.713717601 [Report]
>>713714410 (OP)
PS5 players be like, "yoo this gameplay fire!"
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:44:24 PM No.713717926 [Report]
*posts .mp4 of zelda running in a straight line for 1 minute*
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:48:11 PM No.713718235 [Report]
>>713714410 (OP)
The promise of getting a cool toy after every delivery turns boring walking into an enticing chase of a carrot on a stick.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:49:27 PM No.713718328 [Report] >>713719114
>>713714410 (OP)
>choose to walk
>'wtf why am I walking'
Fabricate a trike, nerd.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:51:02 PM No.713718463 [Report]
>>713714410 (OP)
the fact you get your first boss fight right AFTER you've done the delivery up that hill, forcing you go to down, kill it and then up the hill after you've beaten it is fucking HILARIOUS
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:52:11 PM No.713718545 [Report]
>>713714410 (OP)
I..is that r..real life????!!!!!
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:53:03 PM No.713718623 [Report] >>713718725
If my memory serves right, Im pretty sure even little pebbles and rocks could through you off balance if youre not careful enough. The game is not as simple as it looks. I havent played the sequel yet cuz I dont have a ps5
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:54:23 PM No.713718725 [Report] >>713718919 >>713719202
>>713718623
Just hold both trigger and you can play it blindfolded
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:56:45 PM No.713718919 [Report]
>>713718725
might as well ask someone to play the game for you since you dont wanna engage with it
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 6:59:08 PM No.713719114 [Report]
>>713718328
>6 in rock appears in your path

It's exactly what you would expect a Nip to make for an ATB.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:00:09 PM No.713719202 [Report]
>>713718725
Holding both triggers slows you down.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:04:14 PM No.713719554 [Report]
Holy shit people play that? lol
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:06:03 PM No.713719710 [Report]
>>713716668
>king simp is a simp
Duh
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:08:17 PM No.713719913 [Report]
>>713714486
I think this is a narrow-minded way to define "game". The goal here is to transport things to places, using various methods. If you fail to do so, you lose the game.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:09:35 PM No.713720018 [Report] >>713720363
>>713714410 (OP)
>pay $13 to see a movie
>pay $70 to play a movie that is a "game"
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 7:14:13 PM No.713720363 [Report]
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>>713720018
And this is the movie