Thread 713714440

>see dragon age veilguard on sale
>accidentally buy it
>"might as well try it"

>accidentally buy it

fucking HOW

No one is buying your bullshit tranny.

I have never seen a good thread with this bird comic.

>>713714440 (OP)
Damn, I wonder if your oddly specific troll image will ever happen in reality.

>>713714757
bg3, elden ring, gta, etc...

>>713714440 (OP)
>OP's image
>smug person pointing at a whiteboard
>?
what third format completes the holy trinity of utterly worthless and passive aggressive threads?

>>713714961
Who the hell thought these games were going to be shit?

>>713715013
theyre woke

>>713715110
And?

>>713714539
The average 4chan consumer has at least one braincell but no more than two.

so true sis

>>713715110
Baldur's Gate 3 is a fantastic game that is also woke.

DragonAge Veilguard is an absolutely dogshit game that is also woke.

The fact that you can't immediately tell that should worry you more than anything.

>>713715425
Baldur's gate 3 Is larian's worst game
Worry about yourself

>>713715110
I like how you guys pretend woke isn't a thing until something succeeds. Fucking spineless weasel.

>>713715591
Their most successful game. People want woke.

>>713714440 (OP)
>accidentally buy i-
*refunds*
there, problem solved

>>713714440 (OP)
>accidentally buy it

>>713715724
If that was the case veilguard wouldnt have flopped.

>>713715724
Sure. I'm talking quality

>>713714440 (OP)
Shit that never happened

>>713715786
You are a retard
Woke is an element on it's own it doesn't makes anything good or bad
Just like having religion as a core pillar of your movie won't make it good or bad

>>713714814
>SIR.
Oh God, that's good.

>>713714757
I just think
>Who cares if it's fun

>>713715927
Well yeah If woke was something people wanted in games then they wouldve bought veilguard aswell.

>>713714440 (OP)
No ones buying your garbage corinne

>>713714757
Yeah, normal people tend to grow out of their anti-woke phase by age 20

>>713715831
Objectively and demonstrably incorrect.

>B-But-
You've never played any game they've made other than Original Sin 2, sit down peasant.

>>713716201
Disliking lame shit by faggots in California is something universal to the human experience.

>>713716163
Again you are being retard faggot
You sound like this hack directors
>If People love Jesus why didn't they watch my shitty christian movie

The gameplay is alright, nothing tactical in the slightest, the characters are all millennial OC self inserts drinking coffee and being retarded and quirky. Hair physics are actually impressive that might be the only praise I could give it. Bland and predictable yet feels like it goes nowhere most of the time. Can't give a girl tits bigger than a b cup anyway, forced me to play as a flat elf, half complaint on that one.

>>713716310
Sure thing, scamp. Now run along and watch your 2 hour grifter youtube video

>veilguard thread
>when giving it away for free bombed
Lmao, been in a coma for a few months after trying to an hero?

>>713714539
Spotted the faggot who never accidentally fell on his sister eight of the shower with his fly open and accidentally slid into her vagina

>>713716439
See, that's the problem with parasites like you. You assume people disagree with you because some youtuber told them not to when it's actually the fact that you're obnoxious and the shit you make is overly preachy high school level politics that aren't even good games.
Nobody needs to consult an outside source to instantly know when failed writers try to break into a new medium.

>>713716379
Uh yeah? Wokeness doesnt sell you're going to have to make a good game first if you want most people to be interested in it.

>>713714440 (OP)
>so... I'm non-binary

>>713716771
>See, that's the problem with people like you blah blah blah
Stopped reading there, underage.
When you get a little older with real adult problems, you'll understand.

>>713716771
>assume people disagree with you because some youtuber told them
I think it's just projection from these people as they have their own e-celeb daddy that tells them what to think at all times and as such assume everyone else must be the same

>>713716782
It's an element like many others
And yet one element on it's own never makes or breaks a game
I like edgy shit but i won't play a shit game just because it's edgy

>>713716930
You read it and were too mad to reply.

>>713716997
Watch this, the other "anon" is going to start replying to this "other anon" because he needed emotional support.

>>713717132
Who are you talking to?

>>713717107
>you care, you're mad
This is what projection looks like btw.
Can't expect a youtube-essay educated zoomoid to think about that before they type tho. Sad, but I'll know you'll grow up one day

>>713716227
What if I show I did? Will you apologize?

>>713717015
>I like edgy shit but i won't play a shit game just because it's edgy
Thats what i've been trying to say dumbass

>>713714440 (OP)
Your marketing strategy needs some work. Your company is not sending their best.

>>713717270
Lil bro is absolutely fuming

>>713716771
Based

>My political slop is more mature than yours!
>*psuedo intellectual babble*
>heh, you must underage *smug*
Don't care what you align with you're obnoxious as fuck with that attitude go outside

>>713717421
>Lil-
Stopped reading there

>>713714440 (OP)
i simply cannot believe people pay for single player games in the year of our lord

>>713714539
he was getting plowed in the ass by his boyfriend and his finger slipped on the mouse

>>713717695
Lil bro trying his hardest not to sound mad.

>>713716771
pretty much this and the fact this faggot >>713716930 refused to acknowledge anything said by you and double and triple down on his faggotery just show how absolutely BTFO and assblasted xir got

>>713715013
I did and I was right.
>BG3
Horrendous writing, obnoxious characters, basic RPG freedom like being able to kill people touted as some kind of top shelf shit because Skyrim broke normalfags, etc.
>Elden Ring
Recycled bosses, spiteful anti-fun bosses with excessively long attacks and troll feints and idiotic AI coding that makes them counter your movements in a completely artificial manner (guy shoots a magic arrow into a wall, dogs in the other fucking room dodge it because they're coded to execute a dodge the moment you press the key, similar situation with not-estus), etc
>gta
Hasn't even come out yet, if you're talking about the 6th. 5th was garbage for reasons I've already forgotten because it's a billion year old game.
>>713715110
Woke is a safe red flag for shit games because fags and trannies are too stupid and/or evil to make good content. Normalfags will never get it.

bnump

>>713714440 (OP)
reminds me of the time i accidentally had anal sex