Thread 713720514

Alright lets settle this once and for all.
Male or female?

Futa with huge sweaty balls that stick to their thighs

>>713720514 (OP)
Vivian is male but Birdo itself is a species like Yoshi so it depends

>>713720514 (OP)
they're both women (male)

>>713720514 (OP)
Male? Yes.
Women? Also yes.

I am straight
I fapped to both and there wasn't any dick
Therefore both are female

>>713720514 (OP)
my wives

>>713720687
Yoshi's species is a male-only one that reproduces asexually. There are some species of lizards that also reproduce asexually but are composed of only females, like the desert grassland whiptail lizard, Scientifically classified as female. No non-binary identities apply.

>pink
female

Male
Uncut
Cocks in my mouth
Giving me a warm, tasty treat

Vivian is a tranny, right down to the pronoun autism and LARPing as the opposite gender.

Birdo on the other hand is just a cute femboy crossdresser without the retarded pronoun LARP shit. Although Nintendo never really acknowledged that past the 80s and just treats the character as 100% female these days.

>>713720514 (OP)
both male but only the right one claims otherwise

Furry femboy only!

>>713720514 (OP)
I wanna gay males not a pretending faggots.

>>713721338
>lays eggs
>male only

>>713720514 (OP)
Male? No.
Female? No.
Tranny? Yes.

>>713721526
trying to do the femboy vs tranny micro culture war thing with birdo is really funny

>>713720514 (OP)
fuck off pharma shill
let boys be cute

>>713722307
But I said male or female, how is that pharma?

male and Birdo is my male wife

>>713722392
>make up distinctions between men and women
>sell solution to "change" to the better option

>>713722794
>sell solution to "change" to the better option
And where did I do that you retard?

>>713722907
>nooo i'm not selling it i'm only perpetuating the cultural hegemony that causes people to buy it

>>713720514 (OP)
Both male. Vivian smol pp Birdo bigger than Yoshi pp.

>>713723043
keep projecting

>>713720514 (OP)
>vivian
girl (male)
>birdetta
mtf queen

>boys demanding you call them girls
gross and disgusting, take behind a shed and shoot because clearly it its brain is not working correctly
>boys correcting and making jokes you when you mistake them for girls girls
based, wife material

>boys demanding you call them girls
gross and disgusting, take behind a shed and shoot because clearly its brain is not working correctly
>boys correcting you and making jokes about you being a fag when you call them a girl
based, wife material

>>713724326
>my tranny is better than your tranny

>>713720514 (OP)
Girl (male)

>>713722057
https://youtu.be/iuN4fg58RPA

>>713721338
Oh yeah? Then why does this yoshi mention his wife?

>>713725418
Who says his wife is a Yoshi?

>>713725363
we stan he/him lesbian trans diva yoshi

>>713725418
Talking about a birdo

>>713725482
Gut instinct

>>713720514 (OP)
Vivian is a tranny since she was in a modern rerelease that kept the tranny allusions in so that's clearly still the intent

Birdo on the other hand is a female. Nintendo has retconned basically all of Mario's lore shit from the 80s and 90s so only things from gamecube era on count for their characters. This goes doubly true for Birdo considering she wasn't even in the original Doki Doki Panic and only got added for the US release

>>713724818
This, but unironically. Cute boys in skirts are based, transgender people should fucking kill themselves because they are a waste of space and nobody will miss them when they are dead. If you are trans and have suicidal thoughts, DO IT. You'd be doing the entire world a favor.

>>713726161
>so only things from gamecube era on count for their characters.
>not knowing about Captain Rainbow

How is it that this series has two egg laying dinosaur species, both of which are exclusively male? Were they designed by the same person?

>>713724326
>>713726563
I'll fill his holes with my cream before he hits the wall.

>>713726161
https://youtu.be/NLzfHkGq6Nk?si=Q_eb5XVH1kNT0nCO
Nigga birdo is literally.in the game and nintendo of japan has been making troon jokes about her since then
https://youtu.be/8KD-X4ZEMe4?si=ULFvS713VGAEMea3
And in world birdos unlocked by beating the Banana cup. Nothing has changed

>>713727315
>And in world birdos unlocked by beating the Banana cup.
kek

>>713726161
>This goes doubly true for Birdo considering she wasn't even in the original Doki Doki Panic and only got added for the US release
just because her original name was Catherine doesnt mean she wasnt in DDP

>>713720514 (OP)
Female left right male

>>713726563
>"BE COMPLETELY SUBMISSIVE TO ME AND HATE YOURSELF OR ELSE!"

Do you even realize what a fucking psycho you are? The fact that even cis women are too scary for you now.

>>713720514 (OP)
I am gay and I fapped to both so they're both male.

>>713730612
>Cute boys must be submissive and hate themselves
I want a cute boy who is unapologetically themselves to dominate me.

>>713730612
>you have to spend more than a mortgage on hormones because you just do okay
fuck off pharma shill

>>713725482
chekovs gun

If it's a biological male why does it produce eggs?

>>713732063
Yoshi's produce an egg shell around their waste to deter predators from attacking yoshi nests (most of the eggs are just shit) and the actual females are safeguarded due to their highly skewed male/female ratio.

>>713720514 (OP)
What is man is not half ogf WOman?

>>713730980
>*lick*lick*lick

>>713720687
>Mario 2 manual has a description for only the pink Birdo.
>The game also has a red and green Birdo with no descriptions for them.
>There are canonically three different crossdressing male Birdos in the franchise.

>>713720604
FPBP

>>713724326
I'm fine with the former, but the latter is way hotter, I will agree.

>>713726161
>only things from gamecube era on count for their characters.

>>713720514 (OP)
Funny cartoons.

They are not humans so therefore don't have to conform to human gender standards.

>>713734337
I can't believe Birdos still being deadnamed to this day.

Yes

>>713734196
>1. Here's an organ that just does magic
Lame.

>>713730612
Trans people are mentally ill sick retards and should all kill themselves and make the world a better place. Cute boys being cute and doing cute things have always been a good thing, I am absolutely disgusted by retarded people making cute boys fuck up their bodies and fuck up video games and fuck up sports and fuck up everyone's day by forcing their mental illness on others. Fuck you. The transmovement is the worst thing that has ever happened to humanity. Every trans death is a victory for humanity. Bring back cute boys in skirts, kill all mentally ill tranny freaks.

>>713720514 (OP)
Yes

>>713720514 (OP)
male both, but get that tranny shit away from vivian

>>713721526
Birdo wants to be called Birdetta

>>713739314
>Bring back cute boys in skirts
Nice falseflag tranny

>>713720514 (OP)
Males who think they are female

>>713742793
Cute boys in skirts who correct you when you call them girls are not trannies, they are based. Trannies are mentally ill psychopaths that contribute nothing to the world and that the vast majority of the population want dead for good reason.

>>713743326
I wish I could wear skirts.

>>713721526
Vivian is canonically called a boy by the menu description in TTYD and literally described using the word "otokonoko" in his catch card in the later game.