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Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:23:08 PM No.713731149 [Report] >>713731651 >>713731760 >>713731889 >>713731937 >>713733079 >>713734175 >>713736337 >>713736603 >>713736684 >>713737409 >>713737656 >>713739619
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what a fucking time waster
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:29:31 PM No.713731651 [Report]
>>713731149 (OP)
it's a kojimbo game
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:31:06 PM No.713731760 [Report] >>713736608 >>713736767 >>713738841 >>713739009
>>713731149 (OP)
it's called a story dummy. ever watched a season of a tv show?
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:31:30 PM No.713731803 [Report] >>713732230
>enter vehicle
>10 seconds watching reedus fuck around with the controls to start it
>DS2 changed the vehicles and added a new 15 second animation
bravo hideo
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:32:11 PM No.713731856 [Report] >>713732023
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how much gameplay time is there

how much of it is walking
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:32:49 PM No.713731889 [Report]
>>713731149 (OP)
Your first kojimbo game Anon?
I liked Death Stranding because I like over the top bullshit.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:33:28 PM No.713731937 [Report]
>>713731149 (OP)
Disgusting
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:34:28 PM No.713732023 [Report] >>713737081
>>713731856
Twice the gameplay in MGS4
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:36:52 PM No.713732230 [Report]
>>713731803
That and "hold-E-for-5-seconds-to-use" fucking everywhere made me thankful for cheat engines speedhack keybind
Looks like DS2 has some unlockable to skip it on lockers but everything else still needs it, thanks but I'll wait for the PC release
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:41:51 PM No.713732580 [Report] >>713732629
honestly i'm dissapointed it is just 12 hours
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:42:27 PM No.713732629 [Report]
>>713732580
Same, I wanted more
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:46:54 PM No.713732960 [Report] >>713736518
People will watch this shit but not the 5 hour miniseries Chernobyl.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:48:45 PM No.713733079 [Report]
>>713731149 (OP)
Yeah exactly. Just play the game. Ill never understand people who just watch YouTube cutscenes and that's it.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 9:50:39 PM No.713733220 [Report]
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Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:03:59 PM No.713734175 [Report]
>>713731149 (OP)
i've heard people call it 100% GOTY this year before it was even released
kojimbo fanboys are a cult at this point
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:29:43 PM No.713736337 [Report]
>>713731149 (OP)
>12 hours, 26 minutes of cutscenes
I just ...
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:30:15 PM No.713736386 [Report] >>713736531
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where is pekora's song!
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:30:47 PM No.713736435 [Report]
>ff16 has 8 hours more cutscenes than a new kojimbo game
kek
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:31:46 PM No.713736518 [Report] >>713737118
>>713732960
There is maybe 10 minutes worth watching past the first 2 episodes of that crap.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:31:57 PM No.713736531 [Report] >>713737818
>>713736386
Will they ever stop pushing this blue turd this hard. At this point they're just making people hate her
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:32:52 PM No.713736603 [Report]
>>713731149 (OP)
Can't wait for ds3 and play as a strong independent white women
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:33:00 PM No.713736608 [Report]
>>713731760
>Kojima.without an editor.
>Anything resembling a story.
???
Sounds more like the ramblings of a crazy person.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:33:50 PM No.713736684 [Report]
>>713731149 (OP)
lol that’s 8 hours less than FF16…
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:34:19 PM No.713736729 [Report]
Have we finally accepted that Kojimbo without a team of tardwranglers and an editor + an actual writer is terrible?
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:34:42 PM No.713736767 [Report] >>713737289
>>713731760
i play games for the gameplay, not to watch a movie nigga
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:38:06 PM No.713737081 [Report]
>>713732023
At least death stranding has shit to do like build the world. Mgs4 is a gigantic hallway you walk down til the next cutscene plays. Hell act 5 is 3 rooms
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:38:34 PM No.713737118 [Report]
>>713736518
Yeah, it's not intended for female audiences.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:40:23 PM No.713737289 [Report] >>713737841
>>713736767
Shutup and play your Apex Legends, the adults are talking.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:41:29 PM No.713737384 [Report]
First kojima game, zoomer?
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:41:42 PM No.713737409 [Report]
>>713731149 (OP)
Edit that down to her feet scenes please
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:42:11 PM No.713737460 [Report] >>713737687
The game's story could've been an email
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:44:08 PM No.713737656 [Report]
>>713731149 (OP)
Game of the Year. Kojima has already been to dinner with Geoff.

Stop buying this slop, you morons.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:44:28 PM No.713737687 [Report] >>713738121
>>713737460
A single sentence even, watch Neon Genesis Evangelion and the first two rebuilds.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:44:39 PM No.713737701 [Report]
WRAP IT UP
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:46:00 PM No.713737818 [Report]
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>>713736531
PEKO PEKO!
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:46:14 PM No.713737841 [Report] >>713738021
>>713737289
It's so funny how movie game simps can't fathom the idea that you can tell stories in games without hours of cutscenes
The very notion of utilizing the unique interactivity of the medium itself as a vehicle for storytelling and not something to occupy you between exposition dumps baffles them
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:47:49 PM No.713738021 [Report]
>>713737841
Kojima doesn't want to make games, he's a failed Hollywood auteur.
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:48:55 PM No.713738121 [Report]
>>713737687
How is this anything like eva
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:56:29 PM No.713738841 [Report]
>>713731760
12*60min
Creativesdads vision is even longer than this
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 10:58:23 PM No.713739009 [Report]
>>713731760
I want to PLAY games :)
Anonymous 6/26/2025, 11:05:21 PM No.713739619 [Report]
>>713731149 (OP)
You might hate his work but this man has a vision and will do whatever he can to see it become reality. For that, he has my respect.