Thread 713736504 - /v/ [Archived: 710 hours ago]

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 10:31:32 PM No.713736504

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ONE GAME
I DON'T KNOW WHY
STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
KEEP THAT IN MIND THAT I WAITED IN LINE AT BEST BUY FOR 5 HOURS
(All I know...)
OLED IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH THE SCREEN FLICKER ON THE LCD
BING AND WAHOO TO THE END OF THE DAY WITH ONE GAME TO PLAY
(It's so unreal...)
85 PRO CONTROL
585 FOR THE WHOLE BUNDLE
THEN ANOTHER 10 FOR A TECH DEMO
I WASTED IT ALL JUST FOR MAR-I-OOOOO
I KEEP MY SWITCH 2 INSIDE, AND EVEN THOUGH I TRY IT'LL STILL FALL APART
OLED BEFORE LCD WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME
I SHILLED SO HARD FOR MARIO KART
CAUSE IN THE END, IT'S MY ONLY GAME
BING BING WAHOO IS NOTHING NEW
BUT IN THE END, IT'S STILL MY ONLY GAME

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Anonymous

6/26/2025, 10:32:43 PM No.713736589

Not a consolefag but why would you want a ps5 neither of them bitches got games. Get a pc fag

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Anonymous

6/26/2025, 10:33:22 PM No.713736642

>>713736504 (OP)
ONE LAP

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 10:49:11 PM No.713738156

>>713736504 (OP)
I was and still am a bit of a console fag. Grew up playing them loved em. Sony is my number one and nintendo is a close nunber 2 for me.

I just dont see any point in buying either when sony closed japan studio and refuses to co produce interesting games nintendos mario mandate bs makes the majority of recent projects uninteresting.

And i never understood buying consoles for full price at launch when i can think of 1 fucking console that ever had a decent launch line up.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 11:08:04 PM No.713739861

I buy current gen consoles about 3 to 5 years after they release. Just got a PS5 with Returnal and Astro Bot and Clair Obscur and couldn't be happier

t. PC gamer

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 11:15:28 PM No.713740515

even your memes are just ports

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Anonymous

6/26/2025, 11:16:35 PM No.713740613

sonys can't meme

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 11:19:18 PM No.713740838

>>713740515
Kek

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 11:21:56 PM No.713741062

fuckingLMAO

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>>713740515

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 11:23:34 PM No.713741180

>>713740515
OP destroyed

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Anonymous

6/26/2025, 11:23:47 PM No.713741203

Untitled-34jpg

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>>713736504 (OP)

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 11:24:00 PM No.713741219

>>713736504 (OP)
boomer humor. Take you're meds already grandpa while we fuck your daughters and moms

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 11:24:30 PM No.713741264

This shit is totally funnier the 700th time over.

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 11:25:18 PM No.713741362

>>713740515
OP btfo

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Anonymous

6/26/2025, 11:26:11 PM No.713741425

>>713736504 (OP)
>Snoys so mindbroken by this meme that they can't think of anything else
>can't even make it rhyme or have proper flow
Snoys continue to lose, even when it isn't about them

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 11:30:35 PM No.713741797

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>>713740515
lmao

Anonymous

6/26/2025, 11:39:44 PM No.713742494

>have only one game for another 3 weeks
>push out an update that makes the one game worse
bold strat

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:02:09 AM No.713744353

>>713740515
ultra ebin

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:03:44 AM No.713744490

>>713736504 (OP)
That was awful, I think chatgpt would unironically write a better parody if you ask it

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:04:00 AM No.713744517

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>>713740515

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:07:38 AM No.713744812

>>713740515
put me in the screencap

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:10:09 AM No.713745045

>>713740515
huuuhhhh

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:20:36 AM No.713746040

>>713736504 (OP)
this is so forced and needs a lot of rewrittes
doesn't flow as well as the original

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:21:43 AM No.713746145

>>713736504 (OP)
>STARTING TO REGRET NOT BUYING PS5
But PS5 isnt any better, what kind of retard made this.

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:25:21 AM No.713746493

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>>713740515
blown the fuck out with one simple post

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:25:23 AM No.713746497

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>>713740515
Holy shit anon, I think you killed him!

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:26:39 AM No.713746607

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I like the newest one

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:39:17 AM No.713747853

>>713746145
You would unironically be better off waiting for a PS6 because at least that would be able to run GTA 6 above 20 fps.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:43:23 AM No.713748250

>>713740515
>ports
>switch 2 library consists of a majority ports from pc and other consoles

was this supposed to be an own?

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:45:32 AM No.713748490

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>>713740515
DECIMATED

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:46:10 AM No.713748548

>>713748250
>switch2 gets one exclusive per month : NO GAME
>your replaystation gets a timed exclusive per year : OMG SO MANY GAMES IT'S INSANE

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:55:00 AM No.713749373

>>713740515
DELETE THIS

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:56:06 AM No.713749487

>>713740515
OP eternally BTFO. Probably a PC tranny so already in the 42% club.

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:56:14 AM No.713749508

satisfied

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>>713740515

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:57:10 AM No.713749593

>>713748548
>Soitendo
Kys unironically, cuck.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:58:38 AM No.713749715

2cat

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>>713740515
holy fuck

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:59:03 AM No.713749759

>>713741180
>>713741362
>>713749487
are you retarded?
he's making fun of the switch 2, not op

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:59:11 AM No.713749772

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>>713740515
Holy SHIT OP

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 12:59:56 AM No.713749820

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>>713740515
a burn so sick even i felt some of the crit

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 1:00:31 AM No.713749870

>>713740515
Heheh

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 1:00:46 AM No.713749884

>>713740515
My sides, KEK
Fuck Nintendo and fuck Sony

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 1:00:59 AM No.713749904

25-06-15_19-12-47-004

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Reminder that the Switch 2 has more games in its Year 1 than the PS5's entire lifespan.

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 1:01:36 AM No.713749951

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>>713740515

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 1:02:12 AM No.713750012

TRUE

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>>713740515
Based

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 1:02:34 AM No.713750038

>>713736504 (OP)
The Playstation meme started because the PS3 didn't have games for its entire launch year and continued to struggle software wise for years on end.
Likewise the PS4 took two years to even get Bloodborne.

Meanwhile NS2 hasn't even been out a full month. By the end of the year it will already have a bunch of games.
Pretending these situations are the same or even similar barely even works as a joke.

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Anonymous

6/27/2025, 1:02:59 AM No.713750079

>>713736504 (OP)
Kek

Tendies are seething over this big time

Anonymous

6/27/2025, 1:03:23 AM No.713750110