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Anonymous No.713737236 >>713737347 >>713737427 >>713738561 >>713740803 >>713742083 >>713742720 >>713743918
19 days remaining
Anonymous No.713737347 >>713739770
>>713737236 (OP)
cute feet
Anonymous No.713737427
>>713737236 (OP)
How many days do you think it'll take for /v/ to apologize?
Anonymous No.713737434 >>713738120 >>713738274 >>713739003
Damn they really left tendies for 2 months with only 1 game? I hope their release schedule picks up for your sake
Anonymous No.713738120 >>713738232
>>713737434
3 posts in and you are already saying false stupid shit.
Anonymous No.713738232 >>713738431 >>713738608
>>713738120
Ok what other games are new to switch 2 then? How often are they dropping mainline releases?
Anonymous No.713738274 >>713738489 >>713738660
>>713737434
>42 days after Switch 2 launch
>"Hmm, better round this up to 2 months."

You can smell the shit-poster's desperation.
Anonymous No.713738431 >>713738570
>>713738232
Welcome Tour
Anonymous No.713738489
>>713738274
Ok well I hate to break it to you but 42 days is just as bad. You have a single game for your 500$ game machine and it's not even a fun one.
Anonymous No.713738561
>>713737236 (OP)
shovelware
Anonymous No.713738570
>>713738431
I heard journos are getting filtered by this game. Is this the Dark souls of nintendo games??
Anonymous No.713738608 >>713739047
>>713738232
Why are you playing Fast Fusion?

Oh yeah, you can't.
Anonymous No.713738660
>>713738274
eric hasn't slept in 5 weeks now of course he can't count time really well anymore
Anonymous No.713738747 >>713739279 >>713739421
>African tribal music plays during all the trailers of this game about a monkey
What did Nintendo mean by this wtf? What are they implying? Lol.
Anonymous No.713738779
don't care
Anonymous No.713739003 >>713739154 >>713741890
>>713737434
Now let's see how Valve games have been released recently.
Anonymous No.713739047 >>713739302
>>713738608
Why would anyone want to it's just a shittier fzero or wipeout but with more modern and worse graphics. Why would you want to play 2 Racing games regardless
Anonymous No.713739154
>>713739003
They're not comparable nintnedo makes all it's money off selling in house games. Valve makes its money off csgo gambling and being the best digital store known to man.
Anonymous No.713739279 >>713739378 >>713739734
>>713738747
What continent are gorillas from?
Anonymous No.713739302 >>713739504
>>713739047
K E K
E
K

Shit yourself harder schizo
Anonymous No.713739378 >>713743525
>>713739279
Spain?
Anonymous No.713739421 >>713739939
>>713738747
I can't be the only one who noticed that the Bananza direct was the first time they've ever had a black guy do the voice over for a direct right
Anonymous No.713739504 >>713740002
>>713739302
>play racing game for a month
Ahh i need a break guess I'll play
>another fucking racing game
Tendies surely can't be this retarded.
Anonymous No.713739581 >>713742001
can’t wait for the konger, bros.
currently working my way through Metroid Prime Remastered for the first time.
It’s getting a little bit confusing. The map could use an update.
t. just got the gravity suit
Anonymous No.713739734
>>713739279
Woah buddy that's racist.
Lol.
Anonymous No.713739770
>>713737347
Cute tummy in my dreams.
Anonymous No.713739939
>>713739421
I didn't wanna say it but no, I noticed too nigger
Anonymous No.713740002 >>713740172
>>713739504
>stop playing those great exclusives!!!


K E K
E
K
Anonymous No.713740172 >>713740476
>>713740002
Why do you retards always assume people are consolefags like you? I own a PC your whole library of console games is free to me anytime I want. I asked a question and you avoid it because the reality is you wasted 450$+ tip on a Mariokart machine.
Anonymous No.713740476 >>713740836
>>713740172
>I asked a question

Yes you asked what other games are new to Switch 2. The universally acclaimed Fast Fusion is. You got BTFO and are seething.
Anonymous No.713740803
>>713737236 (OP)
I thought this shit was already out. Who cares lmao
Anonymous No.713740836 >>713741009
>>713740476
Anonymous No.713741009 >>713741165 >>713741631
>>713740836
>8.1/10

Pretty great.

Reminder that the two highest rated games of the year on Metacritic are Switch 2 exclusives.

Continue shitting yourself.
Anonymous No.713741165 >>713741273 >>713741678
>>713741009
>2 switch games
>"switch 2 exclusives"

Surely you aren't this retarded. Also lmao mobile screenshot you jeets get more and more obvious by the day. Glad to see Nintendo keeping you supplied with a good wage saar
Anonymous No.713741273
>>713741165
>Mobile screenshot
You killed him
Anonymous No.713741631 >>713741767
>>713741009
NTA but those are sorted by critic reviews. If you sort by user reviews they're both under an 8 and Expedition 33 is like a 97 or 98 iirc.
Anonymous No.713741678 >>713743625
>>713741165
>mobile screenshot

You don't honestly sit at a desk to post on 4chan do you? KEK thank fuck I'll never be that pathetic. Have sex.
Anonymous No.713741767 >>713742115
>>713741631
>user reviews

lmao you mean all salty snoy review bombs?
Anonymous No.713741890
>>713739003
>implying this is comparable in any way, as if Valve owns PC gaming
>consoletoddler never heard of Valve time
Typisch.
Anonymous No.713742001
>>713739581
>The map could use an update
your brain needs an update
did you notice the elevators to different areas have cardinal directions in their name?
Anonymous No.713742083 >>713747889
>>713737236 (OP)
This game is gonna rape this board.
Anonymous No.713742115 >>713742378
>>713741767
I think it's pretty disingenuous to believe that especially if you read the reviews. You don't seriously trust critic reviews for anything right? Like those people are legitimately retarded.
Anonymous No.713742378 >>713742627
>>713742115
Tell us about all those amazing 3/10 games you love so much.
Anonymous No.713742627 >>713742736
>>713742378
What are you talking about? I asked if you seriously believe critic reviews over user score? Totk and Botw are both rated a 7 on switch 2 because they're the same game "remastered" for 80$. Alot of people prefer the switch 1 lol for them hence the low ratings. Critic scores should never be trusted for anything.
Anonymous No.713742720
>>713737236 (OP)
Can’t wait. I really wish Nintendo waited to ruin MK at least until Bananza released
Anonymous No.713742736 >>713742967
>>713742627
If you seriously believe critic scores are unreliable, then tell us about all those 3/10 games you love.
Anonymous No.713742764
>tendies have nearly 3 more weeks of kart slop
grim
Anonymous No.713742845
"Waaaah!"
Anonymous No.713742967
>>713742736
I don't understand the question or implication, are you being retarded on purpose?
Anonymous No.713743525
>>713739378
spain isn't a continent euromutt
Anonymous No.713743625 >>713743765
>>713741678
Imagine being a grown man and simping for phone posting
Anonymous No.713743765 >>713744686
>>713743625
Grown men don't sit at a desk in their cum-stenched bedroom posting on 4chan in between hentai jerk off sessions.

Men leave that to the plebs.
Anonymous No.713743918
>>713737236 (OP)
When will the street date get broken?
I want to see the cutscenes.
Anonymous No.713744686
>>713743765
You're the grown man browsing 4chan on a phone. Not me.
Anonymous No.713747447
I'm just glad there's a snowy area with a blizzard. I love areas like that.
Anonymous No.713747889
>>713742083
How is DKB like BotW? Its not open world if that's what this implies.