Thread 713737236 - /v/ [Archived: 847 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:39:52 PM No.713737236
donkeykong-bananza
donkeykong-bananza
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19 days remaining
Replies: >>713737347 >>713737427 >>713738561 >>713740803 >>713742083 >>713742720 >>713743918
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:41:00 PM No.713737347
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>>713737236 (OP)
cute feet
Replies: >>713739770
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:41:53 PM No.713737427
>>713737236 (OP)
How many days do you think it'll take for /v/ to apologize?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:41:55 PM No.713737434
Damn they really left tendies for 2 months with only 1 game? I hope their release schedule picks up for your sake
Replies: >>713738120 >>713738274 >>713739003
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:48:52 PM No.713738120
>>713737434
3 posts in and you are already saying false stupid shit.
Replies: >>713738232
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:50:05 PM No.713738232
>>713738120
Ok what other games are new to switch 2 then? How often are they dropping mainline releases?
Replies: >>713738431 >>713738608
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:50:29 PM No.713738274
>>713737434
>42 days after Switch 2 launch
>"Hmm, better round this up to 2 months."

You can smell the shit-poster's desperation.
Replies: >>713738489 >>713738660
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:52:05 PM No.713738431
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>>713738232
Welcome Tour
Replies: >>713738570
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:52:37 PM No.713738489
>>713738274
Ok well I hate to break it to you but 42 days is just as bad. You have a single game for your 500$ game machine and it's not even a fun one.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:53:28 PM No.713738561
>>713737236 (OP)
shovelware
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:53:38 PM No.713738570
>>713738431
I heard journos are getting filtered by this game. Is this the Dark souls of nintendo games??
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:54:03 PM No.713738608
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>>713738232
Why are you playing Fast Fusion?

Oh yeah, you can't.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:54:40 PM No.713738660
>>713738274
eric hasn't slept in 5 weeks now of course he can't count time really well anymore
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:55:34 PM No.713738747
>African tribal music plays during all the trailers of this game about a monkey
What did Nintendo mean by this wtf? What are they implying? Lol.
Replies: >>713739279 >>713739421
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:55:54 PM No.713738779
don't care
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:58:20 PM No.713739003
>>713737434
Now let's see how Valve games have been released recently.
Replies: >>713739154 >>713741890
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:58:47 PM No.713739047
>>713738608
Why would anyone want to it's just a shittier fzero or wipeout but with more modern and worse graphics. Why would you want to play 2 Racing games regardless
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:59:56 PM No.713739154
>>713739003
They're not comparable nintnedo makes all it's money off selling in house games. Valve makes its money off csgo gambling and being the best digital store known to man.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:01:18 PM No.713739279
>>713738747
What continent are gorillas from?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:01:39 PM No.713739302
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>>713739047
K E K
E
K

Shit yourself harder schizo
Replies: >>713739504
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:02:40 PM No.713739378
>>713739279
Spain?
Replies: >>713743525
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:03:03 PM No.713739421
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>>713738747
I can't be the only one who noticed that the Bananza direct was the first time they've ever had a black guy do the voice over for a direct right
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:04:01 PM No.713739504
>>713739302
>play racing game for a month
Ahh i need a break guess I'll play
>another fucking racing game
Tendies surely can't be this retarded.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:04:56 PM No.713739581
canโ€™t wait for the konger, bros.
currently working my way through Metroid Prime Remastered for the first time.
Itโ€™s getting a little bit confusing. The map could use an update.
t. just got the gravity suit
Replies: >>713742001
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:06:36 PM No.713739734
>>713739279
Woah buddy that's racist.
Lol.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:07:00 PM No.713739770
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>>713737347
Cute tummy in my dreams.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:09:00 PM No.713739939
>>713739421
I didn't wanna say it but no, I noticed too nigger
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:09:47 PM No.713740002
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>>713739504
>stop playing those great exclusives!!!


K E K
E
K
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:11:44 PM No.713740172
>>713740002
Why do you retards always assume people are consolefags like you? I own a PC your whole library of console games is free to me anytime I want. I asked a question and you avoid it because the reality is you wasted 450$+ tip on a Mariokart machine.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:15:06 PM No.713740476
>>713740172
>I asked a question

Yes you asked what other games are new to Switch 2. The universally acclaimed Fast Fusion is. You got BTFO and are seething.
Replies: >>713740836
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:18:53 PM No.713740803
>>713737236 (OP)
I thought this shit was already out. Who cares lmao
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:19:17 PM No.713740836
Universal Acclaim
Universal Acclaim
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>>713740476
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:21:21 PM No.713741009
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>>713740836
>8.1/10

Pretty great.

Reminder that the two highest rated games of the year on Metacritic are Switch 2 exclusives.

Continue shitting yourself.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:23:19 PM No.713741165
>>713741009
>2 switch games
>"switch 2 exclusives"

Surely you aren't this retarded. Also lmao mobile screenshot you jeets get more and more obvious by the day. Glad to see Nintendo keeping you supplied with a good wage saar
Replies: >>713741273 >>713741678
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:24:32 PM No.713741273
>>713741165
>Mobile screenshot
You killed him
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:28:41 PM No.713741631
>>713741009
NTA but those are sorted by critic reviews. If you sort by user reviews they're both under an 8 and Expedition 33 is like a 97 or 98 iirc.
Replies: >>713741767
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:29:17 PM No.713741678
>>713741165
>mobile screenshot

You don't honestly sit at a desk to post on 4chan do you? KEK thank fuck I'll never be that pathetic. Have sex.
Replies: >>713743625
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:30:18 PM No.713741767
>>713741631
>user reviews

lmao you mean all salty snoy review bombs?
Replies: >>713742115
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:31:57 PM No.713741890
>>713739003
>implying this is comparable in any way, as if Valve owns PC gaming
>consoletoddler never heard of Valve time
Typisch.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:33:26 PM No.713742001
>>713739581
>The map could use an update
your brain needs an update
did you notice the elevators to different areas have cardinal directions in their name?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:34:15 PM No.713742083
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>>713737236 (OP)
This game is gonna rape this board.
Replies: >>713747889
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:34:44 PM No.713742115
>>713741767
I think it's pretty disingenuous to believe that especially if you read the reviews. You don't seriously trust critic reviews for anything right? Like those people are legitimately retarded.
Replies: >>713742378
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:38:08 PM No.713742378
>>713742115
Tell us about all those amazing 3/10 games you love so much.
Replies: >>713742627
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:41:31 PM No.713742627
>>713742378
What are you talking about? I asked if you seriously believe critic reviews over user score? Totk and Botw are both rated a 7 on switch 2 because they're the same game "remastered" for 80$. Alot of people prefer the switch 1 lol for them hence the low ratings. Critic scores should never be trusted for anything.
Replies: >>713742736
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:42:43 PM No.713742720
>>713737236 (OP)
Canโ€™t wait. I really wish Nintendo waited to ruin MK at least until Bananza released
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:42:56 PM No.713742736
>>713742627
If you seriously believe critic scores are unreliable, then tell us about all those 3/10 games you love.
Replies: >>713742967
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:43:14 PM No.713742764
>tendies have nearly 3 more weeks of kart slop
grim
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:44:14 PM No.713742845
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"Waaaah!"
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:45:48 PM No.713742967
>>713742736
I don't understand the question or implication, are you being retarded on purpose?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:52:22 PM No.713743525
>>713739378
spain isn't a continent euromutt
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:53:23 PM No.713743625
>>713741678
Imagine being a grown man and simping for phone posting
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:54:56 PM No.713743765
>>713743625
Grown men don't sit at a desk in their cum-stenched bedroom posting on 4chan in between hentai jerk off sessions.

Men leave that to the plebs.
Replies: >>713744686
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:56:52 PM No.713743918
>>713737236 (OP)
When will the street date get broken?
I want to see the cutscenes.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:06:18 AM No.713744686
>>713743765
You're the grown man browsing 4chan on a phone. Not me.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:35:12 AM No.713747447
I'm just glad there's a snowy area with a blizzard. I love areas like that.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:39:44 AM No.713747889
>>713742083
How is DKB like BotW? Its not open world if that's what this implies.