Thread 713741546 - /v/ [Archived: 721 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:27:33 PM No.713741546
confirmed bachelor
confirmed bachelor
md5: 096d71713a551917f03c4696da301c08๐Ÿ”
How were you supposed to know it would make you gay?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:28:22 PM No.713741603
>>713741546 (OP)
Glass him
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:29:26 PM No.713741691
>>713741546 (OP)
don't worry anon, by taking the lady killer perk afterwards you can pretend you're bi instead
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:30:08 PM No.713741753
doesn't this only give you a handful of different dialogue options? wasted potential. i thought i would become a degenerate sex god like you could in fo2
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:30:37 PM No.713741801
>>713741546 (OP)
>How were you supposed to know it would make you gay?

Did you know it also makes you chinese too?
Replies: >>713741863 >>713745535
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:31:23 PM No.713741852
>>713741546 (OP)
Should've looked up who wrote the game
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:31:32 PM No.713741863
>>713741801
ไฝ ๆƒณไป€ไนˆ?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:40:15 PM No.713742539
>>713741546 (OP)
So this is why it's a gay game
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:42:35 PM No.713742713
>>713741546 (OP)
>Be ESL.
>Don't know English slang.
So many cases.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:43:38 PM No.713742792
1682465695706
1682465695706
md5: 0c4d9ed3c72994eb6f3e3749a54507c7๐Ÿ”
>get a damage boost against the sex you also get special romantic dialogue options for
This never made sense. If you want to roleplay as a misogynist, why would you WANT sexy pillow talk with the ladies?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:46:32 PM No.713743028
>>713742713
That euphemism is British specifically.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:50:08 PM No.713743337
>>713742792
Because it's wordplay on the phrase Lady Killer
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:50:44 PM No.713743391
1726848374677893
1726848374677893
md5: ea5b2be4821409e5c7b164caaded99ac๐Ÿ”
>>713742792
women like jerks
Replies: >>713747212
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:51:30 PM No.713743450
>>713741546 (OP)
>raging faggot
how was i supposed to know it wouldn't make me an angry bundle of sticks?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:54:19 PM No.713743698
>gay queer
wtf i just want to play an off-beat optimist
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:55:19 PM No.713743801
>pole smoker
wtf i just wanted to cure birchwood
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:55:52 PM No.713743841
you can take both confirmed bachelor and lady killer so it doesn't make you gay, just willing to sexually exploit men
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:56:20 PM No.713743886
>ass bandit
so now it's gay to steal donkeys? fuck off
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:56:33 PM No.713743898
>>713741546 (OP)
Sorry that you're blind, anon.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:56:59 PM No.713743927
>>713742792
because you're confusing being a misogynist with being someone who is charismatic with women and is also good at murdering them.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:57:21 PM No.713743961
>>713743841
>yeah i sucked his cock purely to manipulate him, no homo
Replies: >>713744042 >>713745390 >>713745729
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:57:53 PM No.713744008
>Butt Stallion
Now I'm gay now because my horse is named Butt?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:58:23 PM No.713744041
>fudge packer
well someone has to put the candy in the packaging, there's nothing gay about this stuff. fucking queers
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:58:26 PM No.713744042
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1750901272804459_thumb.jpg
md5: 3b83aa56f84be60ae8d0841513d91fc2๐Ÿ”
>>713743961
yes
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:58:36 PM No.713744065
surprise
surprise
md5: b923b2ddcec20fd4ce0d5ab756808b20๐Ÿ”
>>713741546 (OP)
>naked man about to be "backstabbed"
what did they expect?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:00:49 AM No.713744221
>friend of dorothy
so now you have to be a fag to hang out with women? this is retarded
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:05:08 AM No.713744612
>>713741546 (OP)
>make
doesn't it just give you the option at the bottom of the other dialog choices? you can just not be gay, actively picking a perk with a naked man because you want to kill guys faster is some irl repressed homo stuff so ignoring that gay option every time at the bottom of your proverbial psyche sounds kino
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:06:56 AM No.713744746
>cruising for booty
So now all pirates are gay when they look for treasure? WTF!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:08:00 AM No.713744848
1486671703396
1486671703396
md5: adb71b7be9ebd8c9c687e65a5f760bdd๐Ÿ”
>>713741546 (OP)
Replies: >>713745093
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:10:41 AM No.713745093
>>713744848
Don't you give your bros massages to relieve tension? What kind of friend are you!?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:13:49 AM No.713745390
>>713743961
millions of women do this literally everyday. They are not all straight lmao
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:15:20 AM No.713745535
>>713741801
I always knew there was sum ting wong.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:17:15 AM No.713745729
>>713743961
I mean that's why gays weren't allowed in high ranking government roles for a long time (and how lots of leaks happen even today)
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:23:51 AM No.713746349
Bond_allofthem_2012
Bond_allofthem_2012
md5: a604580f0754af3babea476becdb49da๐Ÿ”
>>713742792
Its a spy joke. Bond being the most common example.
But also....The Oxford Gentlemen? Or the Soviet informant recruiting.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:28:17 AM No.713746754
>>713741546 (OP)
>Uranian Brotherhood
Itโ€™s gay to want to talk about Greek gods with your bros?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:33:00 AM No.713747212
>>713743391
>zoomer balls
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:36:31 AM No.713747585
>>713743841
You coomers have lost the plot. No wonder so many of you freaks troon out.