Thread 713743421

I guess we're back down to... 0 games now?

WOMP WOMP! Cry me a river, I hope your switch 2 gets bricked!!

It's always fun to shit on consoletoddlers during console launch season, but this one has been particularly satisfying.
>10 dollar tech demo
>More Mario Kart slop and even the fans of the game are seething over open world slop in it
>A fucking Donkey Kong 3D game that tendies will have to pretend is anywhere near GOTY contention
>Nothing else in sight
Tendies always deserve to get taken down a peg or two, and this is a bigger KWAB than I could have expected.

DK Bananza will save us

>>713743421 (OP)
>>713744224
Reminder of the latest sales figures from Japan:

Software Sales (physical only)

1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
2. [NSW] Raidou Remastered – 21,146 / NEW
3. [PS5] Raidou Remastered – 19,248 / NEW
4. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time – 7,504 / 130,625
5. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 5,887 / 17,825
6. [NS2] Raidou Remastered – 5,783 / NEW
7. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 5,397 / 6,353,250
8. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – 5,339 / 60,766
9. [PS4] Raidou Remastered – 5,258 / NEW
10. [NS2] Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 4,861 / 17,261


Hardware Sales

Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
Xbox Series X|S – 191 (677.751)
PlayStation 4 – 28 (9.504.998)

>>713744301
can't wait

>>713744374
Gonna be hilarious to see MKW drop off a cliff, gonna be even funnier when 8DX gets a substantial boost

>>713744648
Screencapping this for next week's Famitsu thread.

>>713744648
what was the peak numbers on steam?

>>713744374
It could sell 90 million copies and I'd still be making fun of you for your horrible launch lol
Eat the shit, tendie

>Koizumi... Miyazaki... Sakurai...
>Save the Switch 2...!

>>713745341
At first I was worried about Air Riders.... like, another fucking racer?

But now it's clear that Air Riders is the replacement for this sack of shit

>>713745305
This post is made of epic win.
Phil Spencer won
Hiroki Totoki won
Gabe Newell won
Shuntaro Furukawa LOST

>>713745341
If they can't nobody can desu. Aonuma san has lost his way

>>713743659
Based reddit

uhhh qrd?

>>713747619
you can only play one lap on the actual tracks you want to play

>>713747619
Mario Kart World does not just have standard race tracks, but a shitton of boring-as-fuck "intermission" tracks. That is basically the whole schtick of the game, it's "open world" so you can drive between the tracks. People hate these intermissions because they are straight-line Trucker Simulator 2000 bores.

In online mode, they tried to force people as much as possible to drive on the intermission tracks. But people found out that if you choose "Random", then you were always guaranteed to get a regular 3-lap course on an actual designed track. So EVERYONE online started picking Random all the time, because that was the only way to guarantee having fun in this game

Meanwhile, Nintendo started seething behind the scenes.
>Rye nobody pray intahmishon?? You pray game rong!!
And they came out with a patch today that "fixes" Random so that it chooses a boring intermission track most of the time now, too. People are fed up with what was already an underwhelming half-baked experience for $80, and now they ruined online play on top of it.

>>713748738
KWAB
Tendie faggots deserve it

>>713746121
>Furukawa LOST
why??

>>713749093
There's still plenty to love though.

>>713744374
Switch 2 magically went from a 83% WoW decline (w1 --> w2) to an 8% WoW decline (w2 --> w3). It's really easy to inflate sales by shipping (not selling) more units. Nintendo's pandering to investors.

>>713748738
>So EVERYONE online started picking Random all the time
OH NO~
Big whoop, I always chose random anyways?

>>713743421 (OP)
>the ye olde rage bait and (((switch two))) get more interest in their dogshit system
very tiresome

>>713756793
I don't think you understand.

>>713757715
No, *I don't care*.

>>713758107
Yes that too of course. But you clearly also don't understand.

>>713758217
I don't care.