Thread 713743952

The only game from this niggas to do somewhat ok after LIS was Vampyr, and that was more than half a decade ago, how are they even still alive? They had like 7 flops in a row

>>713743952 (OP)
Good. Life is Cringe was good episode 1. Then it went downhill with the dyke shit.

The emo bitch should have been straight. Both of them. They need some edgy chad cock to get fixed.

>>713743952 (OP)
good

>>713743952 (OP)
LiS would have been better as a yaoi

>>713743952 (OP)
have you seen their games? it's self explanatory
nobody but their artsy faggy friends care about them

>>713743952 (OP)
>make shitty ugly gay games that no one wants
>NOOO WHY ARE WE GETTING FIRED

i would love to meet the person that likes these kinds of games

I liked Vampyr enough that I would buy a sequel day one. But Banishers didn't grab me to that degree based on the premise, so I'm waiting until it's dirt cheap.

>>713744467
Most are probably normalfags who aren't even into anything in particular, I don't think anyone is really playing them because they feel "represented" or something, same as people who play CoD

>>713743952 (OP)
I really don't get how the devs are supposed to expect me to like this manipulative bitch
everyone I talked to who likes this game agrees that she is a complete sociopath and the worst part

>>713744467
The only person I know that even enjoyed the first game was my sister and she wasn't even playing.

>>713743952 (OP)
French government gives them money

>>713743952 (OP)
I don't know what these guys are doing. They had some good success early on with Remember Me, Life is Strange, and Vampyr. And then immediately after that success it's like they went "now how can we make our games maximum SJW?" and shat out like 10 games that are turbo SJW/DEI/woke and all failed.

OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>713745587
is this real
?

Jesus fucking christ look at that list. Indeed HOW are they still alive

>>713745560
>brown woman fighting oppression
>tumblr kid bait
>villain wants to build a wall to keep the immigrants out, you also sit and listen to an NPC lecturing you on women's rights
Look, I like their early games too, but you were not paying attention if you're surprised by that of all things. You're the one who changed, not them.

>>713745135
you are supposed to excuse her for her shitty behavior and personality because she is bipolar or some shit. but I agree, an asshole with a mental illness is still an asshole.
>>713745874
someone who only deals in absolutes can never see how something can get worse or better.

>>713743952 (OP)
>sheesh our ugly diversity slop that isn't two white teenage school girls sure flopped hard, where did we go wrong?
>i know, it probably wasn't ugly and diverse enough! we need to double-triple down!!!
>and again
>AND AGAIN
>also let's fuck up the teenage girls for good measure, that will show 'em for not buying our slop!
Certainly can't say they didn't put a ton of effort in to get where they are today

>>713745645
Kots are real

>>713745874
the first lis had somewhat attractive characters, the new ones have really ugly characters

>>713745874
>Look, I like their early games too, but you were not paying attention if you're surprised by that of all things. You're the one who changed, not them.

Nah sorry, i played the first LIS and it was absolutely nothing like the orange man bad simulator that the second one was, something happened in that studio

>>713744467
Go to /vg/ right now, and you'll find plenty of them. And get a pretty good impression of why they're like this.

>>713743952 (OP)
Who?

>>713745874
>You're the one who changed, not them.
Wrong. Their first 3 games definitely had some stuff like that, it's obviously undeniable, but the matter of the fact is that those games were actually good, so it was easy to brush aside a few SJW-like moments here and there.

Their later games literally had no game behind them, it's like they exclusively exist as some sort of soapbox for the devs. If the previous games were 80% game and 20% "messaging" then their new games are literally like 90% "messaging" and 10% game. It's absurd, like an actual bad parody.

>Their next game looks one of their most expensive ones
>Black Woman Astronaut
Lol there's the final nail in the coffin for ya

>>713746845
But that's exactly the point. The thing is that the games got worse, not that they got woke. They always were.
Make a good game and it's easy to overlook retardation. Not a coincidence that people finally got their way and devs started dropping the dumb Body Type shit as games got shittier and shittier.

>>713743952 (OP)
It's all your fault, /v/. You didn't buy Kat's game.

>>713747736
Tyler only plays mobas what are you talking about?

>>713748014
https://youtu.be/K5iioWUuYg4?si=kJ0M9d6GnFCWeGaM

>>713743952 (OP)
i thought Life is Strange trannies are fine with playing anything

>>713747761
>look at this mediocre bit in the pile of garbage
This kinda shilling makes me not buy games extra hard. If you can wade through the rest of the bullshit for so little, good for you. If you try to trick other people into buying it that way, consider to fund your trash yourself for a change.

>>713745760
They were subsidized by Big Fag media - now that USAIDS is over they actually need to make a game people will buy and play. Something they haven't done before.

>>713744173
>anon is so masculine he can't stop thinking about a cock belonging to a guy named chad
ngmi

>>713748831
Not talking about USAIDS specifically, but it's insane to me how it turned out the vast majority of these kinda games the world over were subsidized if not funded by government grants and what not. At no point was there ever a consideration to create entertainment for an actual audience involved.
>USAIDS
btw they do really just take the piss out of people with names like that, right? And yet they could call this shit literally
>WEGIVECANCER
and there would still be hordes of morons defending it, because they were told its part of the wholesome thoughts and prayers moral superiority package.

>>713743952 (OP)
Why was LiS even popular anyway? Who the fuck is the marked for teenage lesbians highschool slice of life?

>>713743952 (OP)
aren't they doing that ugly space game?

>>713750156
>Who the fuck is the marked for teenage lesbians highschool slice of life?
I played it when it came out and as a 25 year old straight man I actually enjoyed it. It was a solid 7.5/10 coming-of-age story game.

>>713750156
welcome to 4chan!

>>713750242
yeah this is sure to be a great success actually
millions of players

>>713743952 (OP)
Go woke get choked.

why the fuck would the studio that made Life is Strange need more than 10 employees?

>>713749959
I mean this is has been set up a long fucking time ago.
But if you read books like Dereliction of Duty in regards to Bill and Hillary Clinton, you get the picture that these proglibs have a "if we build it they'll come" attitude.
Same here, if we make mostly woke shit games eventually everyone will play them.

It got worse in 2012 when Obama repealed Smith-Mundt act
https://www.congress.gov/bill/112th-congress/house-bill/5736
>To amend the United States Information and Educational Exchange Act of 1948 to authorize the domestic dissemination of information and material about the United States intended primarily for foreign audiences, and for other purposes.

This is exactly where fag media became pushed everywhere. It starts to make sense now right?
USAID was a democrat institutional weapon used to fund NGO's discretely to fund these ventures.

This is why Trump is defunding Harvard (which was an integral part of this scheme) defunding the FEDERAL committee on education (because test scores were getting worse intentionally) and generally dismantling all of the bullshit this pinkos have been pushing since the 60s

>>713743952 (OP)
>French studio
I bet the success of E33 is making them want to rope.

>>713751629
have you seen the credits for LiS

>>713744467
Hello.
I liked life is strange, i absolutely love the Before the storm prequel, liked true colors, and kinda like the new one lost records. The first half was much better than the second.

>>713751950
E33 wasn't successful; people bought that game to shit on Ubisoft and nothing more.

>>713743952 (OP)
Serves them right for creating video games with the cancer known as (((bisexual))) representation.

>>713752971
Delusional.

>>713752971
for a team of 30 people, it's an uber success. It's the kind of success that can buy every team member two yachts and still have money left over to fund the next game.

Serves them right for creating video games with the cancer known as (((bisexual))) representation.

HA
the era of tumblr shit is over
woke is dying
fuck your shitty games

>>713753337
all this autism and yet he still doesn't understand what playersexual is.

>>713754119
1. No one forced developers to make romance interests into both genders.
2. Romance interests being into 1 (one) gender was the standard for decades.
3. And still happens in newer games like Cyberpunk 2077.
4. Go fuck yourself.

>>713754231
oooh, 'tism tantrum

>>713754119
>playersexual
is some gayshit. classic rpgs have gender-specific romance

>>713749443
spread your bussy, cause chad is coming in

>>713744467
you don't want to

>>713754404
>classic rpgs have gender-specific romance
No, you don't get it, RPGs always HAVE to include (((bisexual))) representation.
It has been like this since the very beginning. There were no RPGs where romance interests were gender-specific.

>>713744467
me. I like comfy oregon small town and teenage girls

>>713743952 (OP)
>make game with white male vampire
>it sells ok
>make a billion lesbian blm walking sims
>they all fail miserably
>you go bankrupt

and nothing was learned

>>713754837
Huh, didn't know Vampyr was made by them.

I am still mad Vampyr didn't have incest between reid and his sister. That woulda made it memorable

>>713754837
LiS 1 did well though. They just took away the wrong lesson in every subsequent release.

>>713743952 (OP)
Thank God, fuck those homos I wish all of them a happy homelessness

>>713754119
it's faggot shit that turns all the party members into non-characters with no personalities of their own

>>713747312
I think you could easily published a research paper to point out the correlation between the nigger protagonist and downward financial results. It is so obvious at this point.

>>713744467
i've never met anyone irl who played these games. I only ever hear about them on here from people that sound like they're making bait posts half the time.
>>713743952 (OP)
Their customer base was already niche and iirc they burned them with cucking the mc with chloe in the third game.

>>713743952 (OP)
These cunts tried to pollute my xbox account with that tell me why game 100% off for the month of June. I'm glad they're losing their jobs and I hope they wind up shoveling goose shit in some frog pate farm.

>>713755826
The entire thing is so so absurd, they KNOW black woman equals less sales, why do they fucking do it? It has to be ideological.

>>713752835
before the storm and true colors were garbage and dontnod didnt even develop them

>>713756558
they've been so insulated from failure and danger due to investors and gamers being slop-eaters and so idealogically driven due to the culture of western dev studios being california-lite, they seem to think they can't fail and even if they do nothing bad will happen and they'll just come off as more virtuous. They genuinely act like they're out of touch with reality with shit like this, and their response to other devs and customers asking them what they expected or mocking them, saying shit like
>we're suffering and you should be nice and not criticize our game, or say anything bad about it

They really need to stop making back to back flops. Then again, I think the only real successful thing they've done was only Life is Strange and some other company has already poisoned that well with Life is Strange adjacent spin-offs. They can try to hail mary pass with a Vampyr sequel that some people might want.

>>713755826
>floran are locked behind this gay retarded game and devs
so sad
the first wargroove was woke retardation too. they nerfed Neru's tits so hard she didn't even have any

>>713744467
I really liked the first game. Something clicked in me with Before the Storm and I loved it. 2 was pretty ass. Never played anything beyond that. Oh, I've read some of the official comics, but that was pure diarrhea so I dropped it.

>>713756690
No they were actually good.

>>713743952 (OP)
I've been thinking of buying vampyr, didn't realise it was the LiS studio, think I'll not purchase it to help them go under

>>713744290
the true architechts, management, all got paid out of this. Worker bees are scapegoats.

>>713744467
you'd have to find a tumblr bitch.

This and Vampyr are the only titles I remember from them.

>>713753337
How did Super Smash Bros 4 and Ultimate and GTA 3 have bisexual representation?

I still don't understand how the fuck this is even a "game"

>>713761701
Nice tight ass

>>713746845
>Their first 3 games
I really enjoyed 1 and the prequel but 2 was unbearable, I couldn't finish it and can't make myself play anything from them since.

>>713758223
Fire this one twice.

I would thought the dev team for this game is like 10 people tops

>>713743952 (OP)
Good. LIS1 is the only decent thing they've ever done and they've been coasting on its success for over a decade.

>>713750730
the face of success

>>713757719
>>713747312

I only remember Wargroove as that game where every single character looks like they're in pain

>>713743952 (OP)
AHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>713749959
The fact that Dustborn, a game in English about the gay and the brown dealing with living in some sort of postapocalyptic racist America, was funded by Norway is just wild.

>>713761709
I think they might be counting Bayonetta as bi or something. I don't remember offhand Bayo flirting with any women in 1 or 2. She professes a liking for "Making children" and teases Luka, but I think that's about it for revealing her sexuality which is just straight

Heartbreaking news

>>713743952 (OP)
>>713745135

>>713752835
Every choice in before the storm
>respond like an angsty bitch
>respond like an edgy bitch
>response like a normal person
And every time you tried to pick normal responses she still acted out an angsty way. What was even the point of giving an option. It also felt like they were trying really hard to make her stepdad seem even worse than in the first game. He went from being misguided and abusive in the first game to just straight up irrationally evil in the prequel.