Thread 713745948

Where can I find people to play this that are both:
>Relatively decent at the game
>Not taking HRT

>>713745948 (OP)
You’ll find them in jap land

Go here and beg the X Rank players to let you join up with them.

/v/ and /vg/

>>713745948 (OP)
My rank is diamond squid, we can play if you want

>>713745948 (OP)
here unironically not on /vg/ though it's full of faggots there

>>713746512
>/v/ and /vg/
>Not taking HRT

>>713745948 (OP)
Japan

>>713745948 (OP)
Remember to make an anti lgbt picture thing. I did lgbt with a big X going through it.

>>713746614
>diamond squid
wait wtf is that I thought it was like C through X or something

>>713745948 (OP)
japan

>>713746614
sure anon, do you have a pool?

>>713746917
why would I take HRT when I can pretend to be a woman online for free? I don't leave my house anyway

>>713745948 (OP)
>>713746827
>>713746917
How does someone being queer affect you?

>>713751645
Go back to Reset Era tranny

>>713751645
fuck off laphi

>>713752552
Why can't you answer him?

>him

>>713751645
normalfag cattle base their entire world view on vibes

>>713745948 (OP)
You build a time machine to 2015 and play the first Splatoon before a certain crowd found it.

>>713752680
rude lol

>>713745948 (OP)
Most players here are alright. PoolsClosed.
Don't bother with the /vg/ one. It's got both faggots, cheaters and faggot cheaters.
Our pool is only really active around any fests and big run. You might get a couple of people in by making a thread.

>>713745948 (OP)
join us

JP onry

>>713745948 (OP)
Japan lobby
/ink/ (probably)
/splacoom/

>>713746512
>and /vg/
no

>>713751645
By normalizing a bunch of LARPers trying to force everyone else to play along with their sexual fetish roleplay. That's how it affects me.

>>713757891
>/splacoom/
>playing splatoon

>>713751645
they are always annoying as fuck

making a turf room at rotation, it's got urchin underpass
also there was a minor update released just now

>>713759810
I might join for a few games

>>713759810
How do I join a game after joining the pool?

>>713745948 (OP)
Post butts

>>713760017
from the notifications tab that you joined the pool from

Splatoon 4 set during the great turf war when?

>>713760163
So if I start matching into ranked, how do people join me?

>>713760527
you need to make a room and send invites for people to join you

Is anyone else so effin sick of Japanese people coming and beating you like hell? I'm not meaning this in a racist way by any means. I'm so sick of Japanese people basically beating the ever living crap out of you. Don't they have freaking lives? Because they need to get one.

>>713760594
I created a "with friends" room, if that works

>>713745948 (OP)
Never forgive Nintendo for canceling their based champion team and never give them another dime. Let them try and survive on their pedo tranny base they like so much.

>>713762481
do you know the champion team had a literal tranny on it

>>713761207
it does

>>713762563
And they were STILL too based for Nintendo. It’s next level trooning at that company right now.

What's the update about?

Bloblobber my beloved...

>>713762919
performance and bug fixes

>>713763071
oh ok thanks

>>713760616
Splat3's matchmaking has engagement-optimized matchmaking that tries to push you towards a 50-60% win rate. That's why you keep getting matches with absolute shit teammates and/or god-tier aimbot enemies.

sup reefbro might play for a half hour maybe longer

>>713763291
sup

Where can I find people to play this that are both:
>Relatively decent at the game
>Not taking TRT

nice badge reefbro

>>713763759
thanks bro

>>713763876
>46.5% to 40.3%
?

>>713764971
what
also stop giving us manta maria

>>713765292
I don't mind manta but yeah I want underpass

>>713765341
>I don't mind manta
I actually like it but urchin underpass>>>

not bad

>>713765662
yes

surprised we won that one

>>713765985
same I fucked up at the end

FISTBUMP!

>>713766317
nice

>>713745948 (OP)
>relatively decent at the game
>only play salmon run
Don't bother with /v/ or /ink/, the few decently skilled people moved to discord ages ago

>>713766406
fuck off faggot

>https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3
Patch notes are out
Seems like Salmon Run is fixed

shit can't believe we won that

>>713767458
it was a close one

>>713766406
ricey...

>>713767443
good news for switch 1 players

i play this game and i have no idea what im doing and i suck at aiming, i just like getting new weapons and outfits

>>713763219
man this shit has that too? might as well add bots to complete the modern matchmaking cancer

>>713767642
same, only got it for the sexy squid girls and that one barefoot item that I can't find for some reason

>>713767886
>that I can't find for some reason
filtered by not playing salmon run

>>713763219
>>713767758
this system really made me drop this game, it was fun but having to constantly carry your team just because you won a little too much is crazy. it's no fair either because the sweats i play against usually are in discord groups, there's no beating that no matter what you do
>>713767886
i dont blame you

GGs turf room

>>713767921
you have to grind for scales in salmon run anon

>>713767996
gg

I'm stuck in A+

>>713768782
Fresh!

gonna do one more reefbro

>>713769014
alright let's hopefully make it a win

>>713768782
Stuck in C- myself.

>>713767443
whenever i played SR lately on my switch 2 in flawless silky smooth rounds i would occasionally think "lol i bet someones moving in slow motion"

>>713769205
and I'm still contributing more than your useless ass

>>713745948 (OP)
You don't, people who are relatively decent at shooters funnel into PC gaming.

Nice good game to end on ggs reefbro

>>713769331
yeah, ggs to you and the others who joined

>>713769205
lmao

Bros I'm giving up the Undercover... I'm going to try Glooga Dualies now...

>>713769205
I was thinking that during big run

>>713745948 (OP)
/ink/

>>713769113
you can do it fangfox

>>713758548
go to the jp plaza and be free

>>713751645
We have to live on the same planet as them

wait, what boots are those?

>>713770104
>I'm dropping a shit weapon and picking up another shit weapon
Have fun.

>>713770104
why were you using the undercover in the first place? undercover is terrible good luck with the gloogas I tried to use them but they're too hard for me to use

>>713746512
>>713746827
>>713756058
>>713758185
/vg/ is so full of troons and fags they even made that nono aerospray autist leave

>>713771395
mammalian octarian boots, players can't get them they fucked up again

>>713771529
Not that anon but I like undercover for memeing around sometimes

>>713771780
The aerospray MG retard? I blocked him after getting matched with him.(he made us lose)

>>713771529
I thought the gimmick was fun and back in the old days the competition was mild enough that I could still make things happen with it.

making salmon room at rotation

>>713745948 (OP)
I remember when Splatoon 3 launched some anon shilled a Telegram group link on here and lo and behold not only did they never play they also had an underage faggot RPing as his 'squidsona' and didn't even own the game.

Splatoonfags are degenerate retards that don't even play the game, as one can plainly see by all the coom threads this series generates.

>>713773834
>as one can plainly see by all the coom threads this series generates
They don't play Splatoon as well >>713758546, and though /v/ pool may be a small group we do play somewhat regularly.

>>713775782
Meant for >>713775476

Lol sup A

>>713776273
Yo!

>>713776415
Is salmon run still lagging for you?

>>713776481
Only played 2 matches but it seems better now.

>>713745948 (OP)
I don't know, an elementary school perhaps, but that poses it's own set of problems.

What happened bro did you get banned?

Right here, baby. I make my own T and am generally better than everyone in poolsclosed. That's why they don't play with me.

>>713777185
Calm down ricey

>>713767443
>Lag fixed
Wtf now I have nothing to blame but myself

>>713777250
No I'm not a Salmon autist. Nice guess tho. I play everything but Turf War

>>713777030
Internet died and I got a 10 min ban.

>>713777537
Thought so let me know when you're unbanned so we can pick you up

>>713777590
I'm ready now.

>First x rank game in months
>My team: hydra, jet, splat charger, hydra 2
>Their team: e-liter, hydra 3, tristringer, heavy splatling
What in the fuck is this matchmaking

>>713778050
We're in the middle of a shift I'll pick you up when we're done

>>713778050
We just finished get ready

Fuck smallfrys

>>713778132
>GO AHEAD!
>splat me with the e-liter again...it only makes my IBS worse!

>>713745948 (OP)
i put this as my banner and have avoided a lot of trannies

>>713779072
i like this

Fuck maws

bump

One more king

>>713745948 (OP)
>Where can I find people to play this that are both:
thats me, im a silent winner. top 1% Salmoner solo player. Topped little solo tourneys. Usually carry the team even as a solo
But you wont ever play with me, im in no mood to communicate with another human being about a video game and do not want the commitment of a team for one. Games are my leisure not my job. Youve probably seen me or played with me if you did X rank alone.
And from the people I do know in the scene, most of the people are like me. The ones in teams and esports groups are all autists and weirdos, young, and probably absolutely on HRT.
The rest of the good players are just other people like me, playing the game at a high level casually and never really interacting with the community.

>>713782448
Pasta?

>>713751645
LGB people are fine
Trannies, queers, etc. are cancer that inconvenience everyone around them and are not compatible with civilization so it's obvious why no one will accommodate to their retarded demands

>>713782761
no

Just accept that this game is lgbt friendly

>>713782761
How old is this picture? Ones like it used to be all over the place.

>>713758546
Not necessarily an indicator of not playing. I participate in these kinds of threads even for games I play but don't generally try to get games because I don't like playing with people from 4chan.

I'm done starting to fall asleep ggs guys

gg team

Tough matches, GGs team.

is splatoon 3 still worth getting or should I wait for splatoon 4?

>>713783850
get it used you can usually find it at a reasonable price, splatoon 4 wont be for awhile. its pretty fun even if you're braindead like me, in fact maybe even more fun because some people take it too seriously

>>713783987
>nintendo game
>used at a reasonable price
I've checked local stores and they're all like $50 at best, splatoon 2 in particular can be found cheaper but that's the only exception because it's an obsolete game since all the support moved to 3

>>713745948 (OP)
squidkids u

>>713782761
why capitalise every first letter of every word?

soo... with raiders being announced..

it was real all along

Squidpussy

>>713752857
>before a certain crowd found it
You're delusional if you think they weren't always there.

>>713745948 (OP)
I saw someone on Twitter say you can't like Splatoon if you're transphobic

>>713788571
>I saw someone on Twitter say
okay

Is Splat Roller noob friendly?

>>713788884
I think so

>>713752857
>be me
>swap over to switch 2
>swap SD cards
>run into an issue with the transfer
>lose all data not saved to the magic cloud
>lose all screenshots and videos
>therefore lose all the splatoon community lewdposts
anon you have no idea how happy I hame you posted this.

>>713788571
and on 4chan you can hear that you cant like splatoon without being a lolicon
now who will you trust

>fell asleep early again and missed the sr rooms
reeee not again, i hate irl work

I want to get splatted.

>>713751645
I don't want to be around people who make tragically poor decisions.

>>713792485
I like to forgive people :)

Did anyone try using wi-fi with a Switch 2? Does it solve the disconnection issues or it's still trash?

>>713745948 (OP)
Pretty hypocritical to ask for humans when you yourself are a fucking tranny no?