Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:49:21 AM No.713748830
Tumblr accidentally made a good point here. Why are they NEVER blondes?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:51:59 AM No.713749085
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:57:39 AM No.713749631
>Tumblr accidentally made a good point here. Why are they NEVER blondes?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:58:52 AM No.713749741
>>713748830 (OP)
Nintendo copyrighted blonde hair (male) when Link got updated in OoT.
Nintendo copyrighted blonde hair (male) when Link got updated in OoT.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:04:38 AM No.713750204
>>713748830 (OP)
>pic of Frank West is clearly from the original game
>label says Off the Record
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JOB
>pic of Frank West is clearly from the original game
>label says Off the Record
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JOB
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:04:51 AM No.713750225
People have idolized the MEDCHAD physique for time immemorial. It just fits: Black Hair, Light Eyes, Stubble/Full Beard. Even back in the days, they were the actual "Tall, Dark, and Handsome" that has been made into a term.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:06:36 AM No.713750356
>>713748830 (OP)
Blonde men fit the villain role way more. Think nazis, jocks, ubermensch type stuff, etc. Dark hair is a better "everyman" look
Blonde men fit the villain role way more. Think nazis, jocks, ubermensch type stuff, etc. Dark hair is a better "everyman" look
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:11:27 AM No.713750772
>>713748830 (OP)
When a character is blonde, people get offended by it. Programmed to think that they're something to be villainized or brought down in one way or another.
When a character is blonde, people get offended by it. Programmed to think that they're something to be villainized or brought down in one way or another.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:14:32 AM No.713751058
>>713750356
Brainwashed tranny
Brainwashed tranny
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:14:46 AM No.713751080
>>713748830 (OP)
Because the only people who care about having a different design are coincidentally the most mentally ill creatures to ever walk the Earth.
Because the only people who care about having a different design are coincidentally the most mentally ill creatures to ever walk the Earth.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:18:05 AM No.713751364
>>713750356
We need more white men/Ubermensch/the Divine People in vidya! Representation matters
We need more white men/Ubermensch/the Divine People in vidya! Representation matters
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:18:42 AM No.713751413
>>713751364
I don't give a shit about any of that, I just think blonde guys are hot.
I don't give a shit about any of that, I just think blonde guys are hot.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:20:00 AM No.713751539
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:24:15 AM No.713751925
>>713751834
everything post 2014 is the purple and teal woke era
everything post 2014 is the purple and teal woke era
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:26:46 AM No.713752120
>>713748830 (OP)
because they don't measure up to the king
because they don't measure up to the king
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:27:56 AM No.713752223
>>713748830 (OP)
because they don't measure up to the king
because they don't measure up to the king
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:29:47 AM No.713752381
>>713750356
Look at this violent, hateful, bigoted, frightful, milk drinking aryan monster!
Look at this violent, hateful, bigoted, frightful, milk drinking aryan monster!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:42:04 AM No.713753310
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:42:39 AM No.713753359
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:19:56 AM No.713756217
>>713748830 (OP)
It was bad for the same reason gay woke shit is bad. It was done to appeal to as wide of an audience as possible.
It was bad for the same reason gay woke shit is bad. It was done to appeal to as wide of an audience as possible.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:28:06 AM No.713756807
>>713748830 (OP)
You have to be a rough motherfucker to have real blonde hair without looking kinda queer.
You have to be a rough motherfucker to have real blonde hair without looking kinda queer.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:50:34 AM No.713758362
The lore is most of those characters were blonde but they died it black to match the ps triple
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:54:14 AM No.713758591
>>713748830 (OP)
They would be too handsome and distracting.
They would be too handsome and distracting.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:54:25 AM No.713758604
>>713748830 (OP)
Same reason Pedro Pascal keeps getting roles as white guys
Same reason Pedro Pascal keeps getting roles as white guys