>be me
>turian male
>walking along the persidium
>see cute turian female
>start walking over to her
>she looks up
>waves
>i wave back
>she starts laughing
>human male walks past me
>they hug and kiss
>they walk away pointing and laughinh
turianbros... why do we keep losing?
>>713758426 (OP)Sorry buddy, that was me and my wife. We weren't laughing at you, we were laughing at the Batarian getting beaten by Citadel Security behind you.
Stay strong, raptor king.
>>713758426 (OP)turians of both sexes belong to human men
>>713758426 (OP)Anon, everyone knows the truth is
>>713758923 so you may as well accept it. Garrus is the #1 fluffer onboard the Normandy, even better than Kelly
i need sex with garrus i need turian cock NOW
LMAO Humanity's "savior" fucks suitrats!
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>>713759701Humanity has a deep love for the Quarian people.
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>>713759701Tali's going to have the strongest immune system amongst Quarians after her and Shepard fuck each other every day, multiple times a day, once he recovers from crash landing onto Earth during the final battle and they retire on Rannoch.
>>713758426 (OP)why did they wait until the third game's dlc to show female turians
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>>713761898I don't know. All I know is that there are at least twelve other squad mates throughout the entire series that I would have gladly replaced with a fem-Turian. Why they waited until the fucking pathetic attempt at a video game called Andromeda to give us a female Turian I'll never know.
>>713758426 (OP)I saw you post this on /co/ you slut
>a recent flornax poll shows that over 70% of turian and quarian women on the citadel "have had or strongly considered having" a sexual relationship with a human male
well, that proves it. Xeno women simply prefer human cock
Sex with non-Asari aliens is indistinguishable from beastiality btw.
>>713763013yeah and i'm sure flornax being owned by a volus investment firm is just a coincidence
>>713762956i read that image text in javik's voice
>>713763061>t. galactic parasite sex pestAll Asari should be hung from their whorehouses, btw
>>713763656I prefer them over the asthmatic fishtankers.
>>713763726Asari are the shittiest aliens in Mass Effect, maybe in all of sci-fi. I genuine hope they suffer the worst in ME4. If I'm forced to take Liara as companion in that game then I wouldn't even pirate it.
>>713763940This anon is 100% correct and we should unify to exterminate the asari menace before they doom the universe to such space sluttery
I was gonna write out a lengthy greentext story about being an Asari on the Citadel who enjoys an upper class lifestyle for free by just flirting and fucking high-status people but partway through researching how credits work in ME got bored and decided it was more effort than it was worth.
>The credit has a managed floating exchange rate, calculated in real time by the central bank to maintain the average value of all participating currencies. Some regional currencies are worth more than a credit, and some less. When the Systems Alliance joined the Citadel, its various national treasuries were linked into the credit network. A human with a bank account of Mexican pesos, Japanese yen, or Indian rupees can purchase any item priced in credits at fair market value. All economies that participate in the credit network are required to price items in both local currency and credits.
I feel this is flawed but cannot easily articulate why
>>713763940They definitely deserve to all be killed for being mind altering genestealing parasites, but there's plenty of awful races in Mass Effect that could fight for absolute worst.
Anxious. There sure are a lot of batarians around here.
this one believes the genophage did not go far enough
So why did the savior of the galaxy personally kill 6 billion Batarians?
>>713764269EDI but extend it to when she's just the ship's AI too. Mass Effect remake, make sure to include some offscreen wet slapping of dong against computer console sex scene or else WE RIOT
>>713764821they were too busy with the reaper invasion to kill even more batarians
>>713764471i've accepted the writers had litle or poor knowledge of economics, politics, and human behavior. this has allowed me to better enjoy the games.
>>713764269Oh great, we have a toaster fucker.
Do you put your dick in your omnitool too?
Maybe AND JUST MAYBE Turians didn't spend their entire lives being militarytards, they'd probably get more bird pussy.
>>713764821Because he couldn't gather enough in one place to make it 6 trillion.
Maybe next time.
can different species get married in the mass effect universe?
>>713766253Why would they not be able to get married?
Not gonna lie, I'd love to get freaky with a hanar girl.
>>713758426 (OP)Have thought about Human females? Turian, Krogan, Salarian, and Quarian females are ugly as fuck.
>>713766721for me, it's a volus. can pick her up and use the "home" suit like an onahole, she'll be the hottest shit imaginable in the eyes of other volus and they're industrious. she'd be working a full time job and waddle her fat ass home all excited for more human dick
>>713766449Blame the volus and the fact that they owned most of the interspecies porn sites and almost all of them Krogan males and Human females.
>>713767097for some reason i immediately imagined zaeed saying this
>>713767178Then why are your males fucking more human females. You sound like a angry fat and ugly Krogan female. Your males don't give a vorcha's ass about the genophage when they are fucking some good human female pussy.
>>713766905built for big batarian cock
>>713767187Fake. Alienbois been jorking to BHC cuck porn since the First Contact War.
