Thread 713776281

Why are you putting such horrors in my recommended youtube?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UDiM2acdFOU

>>713776281 (OP)
what the FUCK

>>713776281 (OP)
This is what my dick looks like when I forget to use lube

>>713776387
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAACK

WHATISGOINGONWITHHERHAIR

>>713776281 (OP)
they're a burn victim, hence the name.

>>713776281 (OP)
im sure Israel appreciates his service.

>>713776281 (OP)
Okay, what is actually wrong with his face? Burn victim? This is nightmare fuel.

>>713776281 (OP)
>Burn victim calling themselves CrispyFox
Actually funny

Is that the thing from The X-Files sewer episode?

>>713776281 (OP)
DIOS MIOS..........

>>713776281 (OP)
Yea its fucked up to say but people this deformed need to come with some kind of content warning first before some kid gets nightmares

I don't understand not donning a mask or suit of armor at that point, instead of becoming a fat green haired tumbler bean bag. If they like video games so much why not wear a fur suit or something styled like a system or product? Did they think looking like that in public would make their channel stand out more? Playing on empathy?

hahahah how the fuck are burn victims real hahaha nigga just walk away like nigga get out of the fire ahahaha

>>713776905
This
would actually be justified instead of getting questioned by authority

This is why you should never have a victim mindset. It burns away at you.

Don't be mean, /v/ :(

>>713776281 (OP)
I think the I'll save you 10 years in 5 minutes videos are worse

>>713776905
He should just paint himself purple and say he's cosplaying Grimace.

Kinda based to assault people with your mug like that. I would probably do the same if I was him. The obnoxious streamer hair and colored led's are just the icing on the cake.

yeah sometimes youtube starts showing me freaks, cripples, amputees and sick maggot ridden animals
i have to wipe the browser history
the funniest thing was when i started to get recommended breast milking vids out of blue, like bitches really showing their tits on cam and squeezing out the milk
i never searched for anything related lmao, i mostly watch video games and news

>>713776281 (OP)
that's a burn victim

>>713776281 (OP)
I'm not going to dunk on him, sorry weens.

>>713777172
You're gonna burn all right

>>713776281 (OP)
>crispyfox
>undercookednerd
kek this guy is alright

>>713776281 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

>>713777257
transition gone wrong

Why show your face if you're horrifically disfigured? Genuinely there is no need to show your face on these kinds of videos to begin with.

>>713776281 (OP)
I would always wear a mask like in Vanilla Sky.

>>713776905
a mask is uncomfortable and annoying to wear I think we all learned that during covid. honestly it's better to just accept the deformity than try to pretend it doesn't exist

>crispy fox
There is no way this is real

>>713777223
https://youtu.be/juMRdaHDxKw?t=478

>>713776281 (OP)
HRT....never

>>713776281 (OP)
he looks like a character from Mr. Meaty

>>713776724
>name is crispyfox
>URL is undercookednerd
i can't bear to listen or look at the videos, but that shit IS funny. at least this person has a sense of humour.

>>713777017
this, but
>>713776905
>Did they think looking like that in public would make their channel stand out more?
so its kind of part of the deal

unless they really did want to just be a vidya youtuber in which case
>>713777017

>>713777359
Masks over the mouth fucking suck because your jaw moves and it obstructs your breathing. That's why theatrical masks favor the upper half of your head.

>>713776281 (OP)
Pshh nice ai-
Oh...
Oh no...

>>713777359
it's probably not good for the daily use, but for a Youtube channel that's cashing-in on your own tragedy, it'd create a strong identity while not making the viewers uncomfortable
being a burn victim suck but being able to wear a full-face mask without making yourself look like a larp is a plus

>>713776905
I mean, yes. Being a burn victim is part of the branding. If he got into vtubing or used an avatar like a lot of youtube homos already do, it'd still be a drawing of a character with fucked up burns.

They've gone up the ventilation shaft

>>713776281 (OP)
Shit, Imbred lookin' kinda different these days.

>>713776281 (OP)
>crispyfox
>crispy
kek

so we're not even pretending this isn't a Kiwiarms thread, huh?

>>713778036
>imbred
Yeah too much oil in the pan

>>713778081
>>>/reddit/

>>713776281 (OP)
EUGH, fucking disgusting. Blue hair? Vile.

>>713777850
nah making the viewer uncomfortable is why this thread even exists and he'll get more viewers now, so it's working. that's the hook. He could build an audience if the content is actually good, idk I didn't watch it

>>713777165
>milking videos
do share...

>>713777165
You REALLY have to swerve on those animal rescue vids. I love nature videos but you watch one dodo "this sick dog got put in a foster home!" and suddenly youtube thinks you want to watch sick animals all day. You start getting the botfly removal videos in short order.

Eh I won't ever make fun of a burn victim but this person is posting on YouTube so probably doesn't give a fuck. Good for him/her/xer or whatever the fuck pronoun that is

He's probably a burn victim, accidents like this happen and to have the will to live after it effects your body like that is sign of real fortitude, he's a true warrior, even if the world doesn't see him as such

Damn, the Linux community is an infinite mine of troon lolcows

>>713776387
average mulatto

>>713776905
Not everyone can pull off King Baldwin bro.

El ogro de las americas...

>>713776281 (OP)
>crispy
>undercooked
he's clearly over it. props to him for using a webcam
if you are posting your own vid, shame on you, buy an ad
i'll sub anyway

nu-/v/ so riddled with normalfags
this guy looks like the kind of person i'd prefer to share my board with

>>713777359
>a mask is uncomfortable and annoying to wear
No it isn't unless your face is deformed or you are fat.

>>713778451
Stop eating and you will be able to.

>>713777359
>I think we all learned that during covid
Humiliation ritual but at least you got to larp as a fat ninja for a while. That was fun.

>>713778570
the guy IS deformed, he's a fucking burn victim
he can at least gesticulate, the lady that got her face ripped off by a monkey could barely talk

>>713778702
Where there's a will, there's a way. Shiro Kotobuki managed to draw with his teeth and he drew well. Look up the artist of Rumble Roses.