Thread 713781253

>Makes /v/eddit seethe beyond fathom
>AGAIN

>>713781253 (OP)
BUILT FOR BLACK COCK

>>713781437
Good morning israel

To this day I still have no idea what Death Stranding is ever about or what the appeal is besides normiefags seeing their favourite celebrities in a vidya by the guy who's last good game was MGS4

kojima needs to get his supply of white women cut.he's out of control

>>713781253 (OP)
Literally who?

>>713781253 (OP)
she's the weakest written character

how hard is it to make a metahuman like that in ue5

>>713781253 (OP)
Her character is fucking awful

>>713781746
I mean she's barely a character because she's literally a baby

>>713781253 (OP)
what happened

>>713781534
Because '''game''' itself has no appeal otherwise. Entire purpose of Death Stranding is an excuse for Kojima to scan celebrities into this ''''game'''' and hang out with them in the meantime. It took 6 years to shit out DS2 despite the game being 95% same as original which took 3 years to make. He wanted to delay it as much as he could to hang out more with his hollywood friends.

Looks like cringe jap shit

>>713781253 (OP)
fucking hate face scanning
it looks like bad photoshop yet for some reason everyone uses it

>>713781746
Tarman is the only likable character. Rainy and Tomorrow aren't even people. They're just Kojima goon material. Fragile is whatever

>>713781534
>MGS 4
>Good game

Lmao

this game made me realize how busted elle fanning's face is

>>713781253 (OP)
>Death Stranding.
>Serious game in tone except for a few little bits to alleviate the mood.
>Gameplay is ass, but the world building, story, atmosphere, music are all great.
>Story is fantastic.
>Feel like Kojima is finally going to start making serious adult games.

>Death Stranding 2.
>Its a fucking Marvel movie.
>Action cutscenes are your standard MGS2 and onward over the top flip flop zip zop Marvel slop.
>Story is dog shit.
>It subverts every fucking expectation in the worst way.

Kojima has confirmed, the more freedom he has, the more immature and self absorbed his work is.

Odds are, his next game will be Konami hiring the company on to make MGS6. Bet.

>>713782027
>It took 6 years to shit out DS2 despite the game being 95% same as original which took 3 years to make
This is insane. It's basically DLC for the first game. What the fuck took 6 years

>>713781534
You deliver packages and occasionally shoot things

>>713782190
He wrote the story out and people really liked it, so he rewrote it because "if to many people like it, I did something wrong!"

One of the changes in question.
Lou was born with Dooms, at 7 months old the void out happened, in the end Lou was going to be Sam's daughter, her ha and ka separated. But since people liked it so much he made it so Sam's wife cheated on him, and he never had a child on the way, WHOOPS! YOU CANT STOP SUFFERING SAM!

>>713781437
fpbp

>>713782353
But you can pretend

ugly walled bong roast

>>713781534
>MGS4
>good

>>713781534
You're a delivery man in post-Kojimalyptic America and weird shit comes and interferes with your job which you eventually get forced to be involved with. It's that simple.

>>713782059
Fragile had potential, unfortunately Kojima doesn't know how to write good female characters.

>>713782129
>Odds are, his next game will be Konami hiring the company on to make MGS6. Bet.
I wouldn't be surprised, especially if this slop makes more money than MGS Delta, Konami would be begging to have Kojima on board for a new Metal Gear that would rock the entire industry regardless of how good or crap it would be.

>>713781253 (OP)
So basically I think in order for Kojima to write a good female character he just needs to write them as men.
Basically, The Boss.

>>713783969
Yeah, pretty much lol

>>713781253 (OP)
i met her in real life and touched my dick

>>713781253 (OP)
i met her in real life and touched my dick

>>713781534
DUDE, KOJIMA, LMAO!

>Makes /v/eddit seethe beyond fathom
>AGAIN

>>713781534
It's just MGS5 with even less gameplay, and even more Hollywood actors. Kojima using his remaining fans as paypigs

>>713782060
It's not a good game, but it's an okay game. I might actually even replay it some day, because the varied maps, the enemy AI and the combat, all blow 5 out of the water.

>>713781534
>or what the appeal is
Unironically.

>>713782129
>Odds are, his next game will be Konami hiring the company on to make MGS6. Bet.
What odds? Konami already have all the programming and art staff that made MGS good, and they even brought Hayter back for 3.

They don't need Kojima shitting it up with his bullshit
>uhhh actually, everyone has parasites
>this character fucked his stepmother
>I hired ugly hollywood actor
>did you rike it?
and his new company full of newfags isn't going to help.

>>713781253 (OP)
It doesn't have souls elements, of course trannies would be mad.

peko

>>713781253 (OP)
If Sam fucks her, will it be incest?

>>713782129
>music are all great.
No, the music sucked. I never cared for Ludvig Forssell as a composer and the music you listen to in the private room by these literally who artists doesn't impress me.

>>713781253 (OP)
>>713782074

>>713781534
Metal Gear was never good.

>>713787103
>Thinking the guys who made the "masterpiece" that was Survive could make a quality game let alone the next mainline Metal Gear
This is peak Kojima derangement Syndrome, I bet you think Fukushima wrote the entire script for MGS 1-3 as well.

>>713790415
>"guys, is it incest if the father fucks his biological daughter?"

>>713781534
>HEY BRO, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY MGSV, BUT WITH ASS-ALL TO DO, AND WITH THE DRUNK PHYSICS FROM GRAND THEFT AUTO IV WHILE KOJIMA FORCES YOU TO LISTEN TO HIS PRETENTIOUS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST? COME ON, LOOK AT HOW MOSSY THOSE ROCKS ARE!

I bailed around the point when I realized I didn’t a shit about the unnecessarily obtuse narrative that throws a bunch of made up gobbledygook terms to cover for the fact that the story is stone simple. I also find something annoying with how fucking overdesigned everything is.

>>713781253 (OP)
90s Pixar looking ass.