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>Game has artificial difficulty
>>713785253 (OP)Scooter sissy wrote this post
>>713785253 (OP)Ask me how I know you've never driven a car either
>>713785253 (OP)motorcycles are for homos, just get a car
>he can't drive a manual car
>>713785735Motorcycles and airplanes are the most based means of transportation humanity has invented
Cars are the fucking gayest
I never rode a motorcycle
>>713785854"motorcycle enthusiasts" are always faggy hipsters with reddit beards
I will run over your 2 wheeled gaymobile
>>713785847Why would i want to?
>>713785854no trains are the most based
it's just that niggers ruin them
>>713785253 (OP)throttle is the on switch clutch is the dimmer its that easy
>>713785253 (OP)gears are for queers
how the fuck are you supposed to not be completely terrified while driving
i can't handle it
>>713786067try being drunk
>>713785992>he'd embarrass himself by refusing to drive manual, like a woman>>b-but everything is automatic nowadaysyou are incapable of driving manual, one of the simplest and most intuitive things you can learn
manualfags be like okay finally time for gear 2... nvm back to one!!!!!!
the gameplay is garbage
>>713786067once you familiarize with ur vehicle and surroundings
i love driving
>>713785992>Maximum theft protection achieved
>>713785847>hurr u can't drive a manual>why drive a manual? THINK ABOUT THAT EXTRA 10 MPH BRO!!!If you have to flex that you drive a manual, you don't have much to flex in the first place.
>>713786067Just ignore it, if you die you die
>>713786067just pretend it's a videogame
>>713786220What if I kill someone else tho
>>713786201I drive with my cock into the pussy of white women
>>713786067realize that other drivers work with you rather than against you
nobody wants their can scratched or to get into an accident so they avoid risky behaviors
>>713786264say KWAB and move on
I can drive manual but I've never rode a motorbike.
>>713786264Ok, uh, thats a real issue actually, so like, try not to kill somebody else but ignore the personal danger of a possible death
>>713786201It's okay anon, don't get so defensive.
Enjoy your go-kart.
>>713786186This but unironically, it's pure cancer in high-traffic areas
>>713785847Nobody gives a shit about manuals anymore except truck drivers, grandpa
>>713786298>kevin was anally blackedWhy would you bring up your gay blacked (redundant) fetish?
>>713785847Ooh you got em. This post will do numbers
>>713785253 (OP)the gears are sequential, so you just move you feet up if you want to go higher or down if you want to go lower
it's easier than a manual car desu
>>713786067Do what you'd do in any game and assume that literally everyone, from peds, cyclists, to other drivers, are subhuman retard cattle that wants nothing more than to be hit or run over by you
That way you'll develop a subconscious mechanism for always being wary of others while being able to relax behind the wheel at the same time
>>713786067people will say this and then comfortably travel in cars driven by other people
>>713786290i never put my trust on other people driving, too many close calls by people having blinkers on and not going the way they claim they are going
Always been swaying from being a NEET to working for a year or two. Ive never owned a car. Too expensive, when your a neet. Been thinking of getting an electric bike. Not a motorcycle or scooter, just a powered bicycle. I just have no use for a car in my day to day life. I WFH, supermarket is walking distance. Order my stuff online. Anyone else the same
>*bike stalls when the red light turns green*
uh oh
our response?
I ride a motorcycle and it clicked with me when I realized it's an analog experience. you gotta ease on and off the clutch and the big "gotcha" I had to figure out was keeping the RPM's up or else the engine will stall (turn off). I have to slightly rev the engine just a bit even while sitting still at a stoplight or the bike just turns off. I think it's stupid, but now that I get it, I get it and it's no problem.
>>713786067>have never had a driver's license>keep having dreams of having to drive on the streets, always fucking stressed out
>>713786527You're not in the US right?
>>713785985*pops a wheelie and rides over your shitcage*
yep, another one bites the dust
>>713786540>start it again and ride offHow hard is that?
Seriously though imagine being a zoomer and panicking over the smallest of small things.
>>713786540flash your finger behind to assert dominance and drive off once you're good to go again
>>713785735>Speeds past you during traffic while lane splitting carfags eternally seething at bikeCHADS
>>713786540no much different than when a car does the same, except if you're not retarded you've stopped in a way that let other cars pass you while you start it back up
>autofags be like press โฒ to pretend you drove
>>713785253 (OP)>start teaching in September at 25>saving up to get a beat up 1980s jap motorcycle life's good
>>713786407why do truck drivers care about manuals?
>>713785847I did my drivers test with a manual and immediately my mom & step dad got automatic
>>713786540That's actually scary I could never handle it
>>713786067Its easy as fuck. You basically press a context sensitive button down to speed up. You stay inside a set of lines. You wait at lights until they turn green. Once controlling the thing becomes muscle memory its just about avoiding other cars. The great part is the other cars want to avoid you too. At some point it becomes boring and the entire time you're thinking "I could be home playing video game right now"
>>713785253 (OP)>game has a glass cannon build
>>713785854>riding in your based motorcycle>some faggot in a run-of-the-mill car doesn't notice you>turns his car over you>you instantly get crippled or dieBORN TO BE WIIIILD
>>713785253 (OP)>can't brake and accelerate at the same timewtf who made this shit???
>>713785253 (OP)>You're supposed to do a little throttle blip while releasing the clutch>Absolutely no one will tell you thatI fucking hate all motor vehicles, if I could kill Henry Ford I would
>>713786556>slightly rev engine when stopped or bike stallscheck your clutch arm or adjust your idle
>>713786625Opening a car door and crippling a biker lane splitting is legal in Pennsylvania.
>>713786705No it's not kill your self retard
>>713786119I didn't say that i'm refusing (i am, but i didn't state that), and it's irrelevant to my question. I simply asked why i should learn manual instead of automatic. What's the point? Also, nothing about driving a car is simple or intuitive in any way.
>>713786527I'm sure others think it's not as cool as having a car but you're gonna remain healthier and feel better for a lot longer if you keep cycling even if it's light work with an electric one.
>>713786407It's not about caring
It's a common skill to have even if you'll use it only a few dozen times in your life
i can't stop dumping the clutch
>>713786507(Nta) im comfortable in that situation because ik i'll die swiftly once the driver gets into an accident, i await the fateful moment where i get a quick end everytime i get into a car
>>713786692This. Horse for the win.
>>713786067indoctrination from a young age. I can't wait to move to Japan so I won't have to drive a death machine on a daily basis.
invest in motortrikes
zoom
zoom
>>713786483Yeah, I have felt for a while that people's IQs drop about 30 points the moment that they start their car.
>>713785735Nah, motorcycles are cool. Just the people who buy and use them in cities of a moderate size or larger are idiots, because that is a lot of misplaced trust in the other people driving on the road.
>>713786748save some money for a replacement clutch to be safe
>>713786407Not everyone here is from US.
>>713786527Just buy a car bro, you'll get used to it soon enough
>>713786670All these accidents are caused by cars tho
>>713786692you're holding the clutch for too long and letting the revs drop too much
>>713786670Why are there so many accidents in muttistan? Is it because they have no separate bike categories, and you can get on a 1000cc as soon as you get your license?
People who drive manuals just like an extra pedal. you could say they were pedalphiles
motorcycles are only good for rural shitholes with empty roads and big open areas, like for farmers and other peasants, no wonder it's mostly a redneck thing
>>713786726If traffic is stopped? Yes it is. Opening a door isnโt illegal if traffic is stopped, lane splitting is. If you happen to run into my parked car, thatโs on you.
>>713786290You must not be American
Most people drive normal but there's always that one retard weaving through traffic, or "urban youth" getting into pissing matches with eachother.
>>713786774Nvm that, diesel trains and boats are okay, but fuck anything gasoline based that can't carry at least 2 tons of cargo
>>713786001>trains>I HECKIN' LOVE only being able to go where my jewish masters tell me I can goFuck that. I'll just drive whereever I want.
driving automatic on slippery conditions is spooky, I like having the additional control from manual
>>713786909yeah and they stand out, so there's no need to panic
>>713786729>Also, nothing about driving a car is simple or intuitive in any way.You're either a woman, a Sunday driver or just got your license
>>713786909>or "urban youth" getting into pissing matches with eachother.and suburban youth
and rural youth
just youths in general
>>713786067Iโm not really sure how I got over it, but Iโve been driving for ~18 years so I guess at some point I just sort of did. I feel like Iโm a pretty good driver, though.
For 4 wheelers - manual
For 2 wheelers - automatic
simple as
>>713786648Here in Europe, trucks usually have both manual and automatic functions, mostly because manual allows more control and helps to keep the driver awake.
>>713786119Manual is nightmare in traffic jam though, godbless I got my automatic shitbox for a fair price
>>713786657Cool, you got to have a valuable skill that'll get you access to more cars
Actually I realise that's an assumption, in the UK you're required to pass your test in a manual otherwise you can't drive manuals legally, is it the same in the US?
>tfw don't even have a license
>>713785253 (OP)Rode a friends motorcycle around the block once.
Couldn't figure out how to get the cunt out of first gear.
why are used autos with good mpg so fucking expensive?I want a reliable 3k euro max auto shitbox but there aren't any...
>>713787032>tfw paying 150โฌ per year for public transport
>>713786845Driving is just dangerous and motorcycles are an even more dangerous form of driving. It stands to reason that there are more fatalities when operating one.
>skill requires finesse
>mutts can't do it
Maths check out.
>>713787025>Manual is nightmare in traffic jam thoughBut you're driving anyway so why does it matter
You're still sat in a line of cars
Traffic jams suck no matter what
>>713786186its annoying but you get used to it, it becomes autopilot
>>713786287hello saar do not drive saar
>Completely forget about most of the theory the moment I'm on the wheel
gee, I hope nothing bad happens to me hahahaha...
Why am I retarded?
>>713787025Are we talking traffic on a level road or an uphill one?
The former is just you keeping on the first gear and holding the clutch to the board when you want to stand still and putting it into second gear if you're going to go further than few car lengths before you'll have to stop again
Uphill traffic with manual is a nightmare to learn and is stressful but it's also the reason why instructors put such effort into teaching it properly at least in my shithole so that you won't slide into the car behind you
just ride a bicycle and pretend there's no road rules that apply to you
>>713786067It was never scary, but I also grew up in the passenger seat of a yellow cab my dad drove all through NYC.
Theres normal road rules and then theres a social aspect to driving. Pattern recognition can help tremendously to figure out who to stay the hell away from on the road because they drive stupidly.
>>713786067literally stop thinking about it, you don't need to micro everything in your car, it becomes second nature at one point
all you need to do is watch the car in front of you, the traffic lights, the crosswalks and intersections
>>713786817My issue is the cost of upkeep for someone that doesnt really need to go anywhere or has a lot of money, i could probably buy a beater car but thatll just leave me stranded somewhere and end up a rusting husk on the driveway
>>713786527Sold my car ages ago, it's insane how expensive owning one is even if you work full time. I cycle everywhere now and only rent a car when I need to move heavy stuff.
>>713787023What keeps the driver awake are amphetamines, you dumb Yurop. Your faggy clutch will only put them to sleep even quicker.
>>713787023Whats more control mean? Automatics can select their gears aswell so it can't be referring to that aspect right?
>>713787204"Finding the bite" is incredibly satisfying when sitting on a hill in first gear. It makes me feel like I have a strong command of my car
As a NEET of independent means, I don't travel anywhere unless the roads are empty... 11am to 2pm Mon-Thurs, or after 7pm
>>713786067Alcohol before driving is a necessity
>>713785735And what's wrong with being a homo? Anyway Motorcycles are the best, anon, the best.
>study how to drive manual
>do relatively well for 8 hours of practical driving
>get all documents required for getting my license
>put off getting my license for 1 month because I wanted to stay home like a retard
>1 month later take the practical test
>completely forget how to drive
>fail miserably
help me
oh and of course i don't have a car to practice with
driving manual seems really cool but damn i'm dumb
>>713785735bikes are kino when you live innawoods, you can't hit even 1/10th as many trails in a truck as you can on a bike
i feel so sorry for city slicker urbanites and suburbanites trapped in their gay little whole-body cock cages in gridlock with 2000 other homos in their cages for hours every day
>>713786923Hey, faggot, I'm all for my bikes too, but trains waste so many jeets that they are automatically based.
>>713786845In any country with many motorcycles is the same, motorcyclists are retarded, they think that because they are on a motorcycle everyone sees them.
They don't care about getting in the way, accelerating suddenly, interrupting traffic or driving recklessly.
And then they are crying on the ground with a broken limb because they unironically believed that AGI+VEL could beat STR+RES.
>>713786668>context sensitive buttonBased
>>713787124you say that like its alot compared to the expenses a car has, fuel alone blows that out of the park
You guys better drive now when you still can
>year 2050
>automated ai car is very common
>90% lesser accidents than human drivers
>oyy veyy think about the lifes we can save
>privatize driving
>you have to pay for the AI cars services
>human driving is now (((illegal)))
Better start working harder so you can afford to go out in the future, goyim
>>713787280You can simply drive whenever you really need to, driving to work and to buy shit are good reasons
Getting an uber is 200 times more convenient, driving should be done by peasants
even if you have your own car you should get a driverslave to do the faggy work for you
>>713786067By not being a wuss.
>>713787032>tfw license expired>but no one here owns a license>let alone registered vehiclesIt's like the wild west but instead of horses we have retards on trucks fighting for road space against reckless bike drivers.
>>713787447>automated driving bad Sounds like something someone who canโt even drive would say.
>>713787407Doesn't your school offer additional hours of driving around with an instructor? I remember mine giving 5 extra hours they explicitly told me to save for a day before exams to refresh my memory, all as part of the package I bought when I started to learn
I'm sure yours will gladly do so as well for a bit of cash
>>713785735car/truck guys are 10x more toxic than motorcycle friends. That said I'd never get a motorcycle. The roads and drivers near me make it dangerous. Also weather is an issue.
>>713786692Motorcycles were around before henry ford I'm quite sure
blame GTA for making it look so easy
>>713787301>bro, but the drugsDo americans really?
>>713787304Control to be able to get out of complicated terrain more easily, not so much for common roads, but for complicated climbs or dirt roads where you could get stranded.
That's what my father, who is a truck driver, used to tell me.
are spics the only brownoids who appreciate cars?
>>713787438I love cagies being mad at bikers existing
>>713785847>been driving stick for over a decade>still can't rev match properly>never even bother to practice>just ease the clutch slowly instead of blipping the throttleIt's over for me isn't it? I didn't want to find out I was sub-90 IQ this way.